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Biden Trump Debate Blowback + Meltdown Extravaganza

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0:00 [Music] and welcome back to careful boys today we're talking about what everyone's talking about the Biden Trump debate how freaking crazy was that I watched Clips on Instagram I watched the whole damn thing I couldn't watch the whole thing I think I was what I was doing I was busy but then the clips were crazy though I watched like 80% and I couldn't take it anymore but like Joe Biden was rambling so much it's wild I was like well we all been knowing this we all have known this for over a year people have been saying two years he has dementia yeah he's not all there he has he Sundowns after a certain time no and then everyone's like that's a rightwing talking point I'm all like conspiracy theory why are you ████ gaslighting the ████ out of us exactly does he really have Su Downing he Sun

0:51 yeah so well that's what they just they just said that Su damage noage it's a thing when you have dementia apparently where after a certain time you go down hill during the day oh cuz your brain so they just said they just said and this is a report that from inside the White House it says we have to plan things before 6 p.m. right before 6: p.m. because otherwise it gets rough I do you feel like everybody realized that it was worse than what they originally thought about Joe Biden but like I think everybody just now sees it together at the same time dude Bill Maher used to be like oh he's fine there's nothing wrong and then I'm like what is he going to ████ say now did he make any comments on it I haven't seen I I think he's he kept defending Joe Biden everyone's like no he's dude my favorite one is Joe scarbo you see him on MSNBC is he the fu he's the fu

1:41 guy who's like who's like hey let me let me get something clear right now and if you don't like it f Fu Joe Biden's the most with it he's ever been he's the best version of Joe Biden I've ever seen he's like a journalist right he's one of those talking head guys and then he's trying to tell I think he's CNN or ABC he's msnc okay and he's he's on camera and he goes if you humiliating himself and he's on TV he's going if you don't think that he's of sound mind then F you and I was like what the ████ and then two weeks later the debate happens and he's like the good thing is we still have time to replace [Laughter] him yeah yeah and then and then the newest update from him from yesterday you can tell he just got whatever they're going to tell him to say he's like we should just peel back a little bit we have time and I'm like dude you you're all over the map man maybe you have something going on

2:31 the funniest thing was when they're going back and forth on their golf handicaps brother I was like what does this have to do with anything I kind of want to see play golf I know I want to see them compete yeah I want to see them do Sports no I'm a six Mini Hoop but he was like can you carry your own bags I was like can you carry your own bags dude you could tell it's like it was like a prepared can line that they gave him like to own him with I feel like Trump is a hell of a golfer I wouldn't want to pick that battle against him yeah the guy's been go he golfed his whole presidency I don't even know if he did Swing Swing is pretty good dude I don't think I've ever seen Joe bid pick up a golf club he's golfing the whole damn time right yeah he's always at Mar logo and ████ just ████ golfing dude I don't even know why he wants to be president again he supposed to play golf be a pro golfer what are you doing what you what you think brother but it's uh

3:22 it's embarrassing the the the whole thing was embarrassing I I stay away from Politics the as much as I can um um I didn't first time I ever voted was was the last time cuz the when I was 18 I could vote I was going to Iraq and I was like I don't I don't care like nobody whoever's president isn't going to be right next to me you know ████ protecting my back I don't care yeah you just want to do your job yeah and then and and then I was like oh oh there's a black guy if ████ run in I was like bro that's that's cool best country in the world not that long ago you know there were slaves now one of them has a chance to be the president and then he won and I was like oh well that's cool and then what and then I was going to Afghanistan they're playing again and then like oh the re-election he's like oh he's going to run again oh cool and then but when I got out the the Trump was was the first time I could vote for

4:12 and after being surrounded by by Special Operation guys three ler agency people smart individuals right true leaders not just leaders who can yell command and control men on war but like good-hearted individuals uh I get out and I I see who's on the ballot and I'm like this isn't the best that this country has to offer it's not there's no way this is the best the system has to offer and the system which means that then it's it's broken it needs to be changed or or something or fixed or so I don't know but the ████ debate again I was so embarrassed that I was like man I need to pick me up and I was like I'm going to watch Tropic Thunder not that's a good damn big me up though remember when we said a

5:02 year ago they're going to switch out and then people were like calling us conspiracy theorists and now they're openly talking about everyone's talking about it man doesn't it feel good when you just say ████ and you know and you make a good prediction and everyone's like oh you crazy and we the best part is that we know a very small amount of people out there know that we said that yep feel really good and back no one really cares uh yeah it's crazy to see like the um I guess the supposed like Democratic institution or group if you will like quickly fall apart you know when it's like when it when it seemed viable for Trump and Biden to go head ahead you kind of have like these two camps forming and it feels like both sides are going to die for whoever they think is going to be their leader right after the vote it was like Time Magazine

5:54 all these mag like is he on his way out who are we going to replace him with and I'm like dude you guys are all backstabbing yourselves like but then overnight and they they they were the ones who Gast lit everybody for years now and said that's not happening that's right-wing ████ yeah we were like he doesn't seem like he's there I who's really the president remember that who's really the ████ president who's actually in charge now we know he hasn't been like in charge of anything it's like Victoria newand and all these other ████ Stooges from the government did you see uh his wife she was congratulating him like you answered all the questions like I thought that was a joke J so humiliating just as a man watching another man get get taken down like that it you answered all the question it was like watching him like like you know it's like you're a big boy while he's getting pegged right

6:47 right wonder what other country's leaders think of it though I'm sure they watched it too and I wonder what they're thinking are they licking their chops are they looking at us like we're we think they're thinking Angel man I think the people who don't like us are at this point being being like this is the time this they are at the most um high tension you know point of of their history right I don't know of any time in history where both sides uh not just political but like country right I've been been at each other's throats um there's not a lot of belief in the system and the News because of covid and and the restraints and restrictions and how many businesses were lost uh how many people lost life savings and and all this and that so they see it I would I would probably think as the opportunity to do whatever it is which they might be expand their power within

7:37 other countries like uh or continents like Africa um or attack us either um economically you know or maybe terrorist attacks from from you know certain extremist groups we're making porn free time wased other you know in the in the um on the debate uh Biden was saying that he was one of the most popular presidents in the milit like the military supports um and I was like what I don't know one military guy that's tshir Pro Biden not one like I don't know like what like who he's surrounded by or maybe it's because the generals have to kiss ass but like I don't I think he's one of the least popular from the military well cuz he

8:28 gave the one of the worst mandates ever which is um to stay in you have to be vaccinated and I think like 30% of the troops were like well ████ this I'm not I want it to be a choice if you make it a choice maybe I'll do it but if it's like I have to do this for my job so you saw a mass Exodus because of that man he kick ass with the F an exit no read my bad I mean so many so many service members got kicked out their lives changed whether they were trying to be trying to make it a career year or whatever all of a sudden you don't have a ████ job a lot of people don't understand that those dudes who got kicked out they didn't gradually like oh here you got benefits you got benefits no as soon as they got kicked out it ████ stops they took everything like GI Bill everything no no no GI Bill you still get in that but I'm talking about like um so when I was paycheck is just

9:18 gone you're paycheck and like oh oh you you're just out yeah station in the middle of nowhere with like your wife and your baby it's like tough luck Bas everything tough luck you just got to figure it out Biden's producing so many jobs you can just go get one didn't he what did you guys think of when he said that his presidency is the only one where no service members lost her bro that was crazy wild bro that was wild wild there were so many so many military pages and me Pages well one of the meme page was he he typed he's like uh we are not for him and this and this this and that and what's me real quick a Mee a meme page me page yeah yeah like meme oh meme page Boomer moment no I thought he's I thought he was ████ me man no no don't trust me but but no when youever you're talking to military guys you guys you know how you guys talk you

10:08 talk it's like we're doing the empath and all this ████ I just thought you were doing that empath like bro let me let me scool you on memes right now yeah cuz there's this one where um I saw this immediate like fact check tweak which which I thought was hilarious I think Biden was saying like the border patrol like loves us or loves me they endorsement right after the literal border patrol like Twitter comes back and goes uh like on behalf of the like border patrol Union we've never said anything like that that's tight dude damn that sucks man crazy ████ that was probably the wildest lie and the media the media has been saying this repeat thing that everyone's saying now so you always know it's like coordinated they say well Joe Biden sounded crazy

10:58 but Trump lied the whole time right we heard that I mean that was the whole thing is Trump lied Trump lied right and then you go so where did he lie right um yeah he exaggerates everything that that's what we're all used to he wasn't I mean he he's him saying like I am the greatest president of all time you could say that that's a pretty lie I would argue there's probably five other great presidents I think there's a couple other guys I saw somebody uh uh do make a comment like I miss Bush yeah for real that's crazy really that's pretty crazy I watch this Dr it was more of a joke cuz like back then you just had to worry about him making up words and you know that's true golfing and that was it you know now watch my swing yeah like your your American life doesn't seem in Jeopardy like whatever else he was doing it's okay that's the other ████ outside but my American life

11:48 was cool but now it's like your American life is in Jeopardy and you're like what the ████ well um one of the game plays that they were discussing why they're pulling this is because of the way the uh so then if they remove them too quickly then it has to go to primary yes but then if they remove him late enough right on time then they could prop up whoever they want to be the candidate well they're going to have problems though because they have to get they have to be on the ballot in certain States and they're not going to be able to get Biden off the ballot in time is what they're worried that's another thing too yeah certain State yeah so um have to be Cala because you kind of have you kind of have to go down right so to keep the money that they put like the big war chest for Biden right in order to transfer that to KLA Harris because she's on the ticket that makes it easier

12:39 yeah so that's the idea is that they'll have the full War but if they don't want her they could do the switch her route and then it's already too late cuz it's already been campaigned well right so you'd have to have the him release his delegates to to somebody else like gavu everyone's talking about bart dream is gav he loves he loves what he did for California said uh Biden's last 3 and a half years was a master class and I agree about guys here well the game well the game plan they're saying that it was deliberate like I was like why would they even do this at 10 p.m. well and why in June yeah the earliest presidential debate of all time and and in Georgia where it's hot as hell right man they made it no well they said that they wanted the world to see it like this so they so they're priming for the

13:29 switcheroo which is the world is on the same page of why why are they letting this guy run why this is not right right and until the own party turns her back on him he doesn't go down without a fight because you know he's not going to give up easily which is what we're seeing today he's like I'm still staying in the race right and then it's like your grandpa trying to like you're trying to get him to give up his driver's license of course he's going to fight right and I think they're playing that game and you're like Grandpa it's time for you to stop cuz you keep driving through farmers markets you know but he's he's he's done I think he's done they're just basically figuring out the logistics of I actually don't think that it's going to be Gavin I don't either I think they have to run you think he's going to be well I think Gavin can secure the win if he just Waits so he just if he's jeopardizing his chance if he runs now I mean he can

14:19 but I think yeah after if Trump gets elected the better win for him is after yeah yeah um some people were saying Michelle Obama will come back or not come back but like come out of nowhere and then do it like a monster against Trump yeah because she has the biggest chance against Trump uh Michelle Obama yeah because also it would look bad if they choose Gavin Nome and not K Harris and if they're passing up a black women black woman for a White Guy yeah yeah well that's the other thing too is there's so much talk about wait where the hell is K Harris from because yeah Checker birth should be yeah no well exactly where's it at dude exactly no where it no cuz like there I think it was Judge Joe Brown came out recently he's like she's not black like there's a lot of talking Brown yeah just Joe

15:10 Brown's like she's not black and I'm like whoa where is all this coming from is she half Indian or something yeah something like that in fact there's a news article about um how she's the first woman Indian elected to to the Senate and then now she's all like hey dude I'm black dude I'm I'm black as hell I'm the blackest president you ever seen so I just find all it very entertaining we'll see what happens with it it's just taking you know like those standardized tests and you just bubble in whichever one% this one's hot right now I'll get in 100% parents yeah they're divorce so if we had to put a bit money on it who who are we bet yeah are we going to bet on this who Trump's VP is going to be oh he haven't announced yet huh no oh man who you think his VP is that um the the the the bald black dude what's his name um he's kind of like pretty yeah he's

16:01 pretty big Charles Barkley hell yeah diesel wait who is he in the government yeah but I is he from Texas no not that guy he's I think he's a Southern state guy but people were Whispering that he might be the guy yeah I don't know but it if if Trump chooses uh Ben Carson or some a black politician yeah clutch move he's in there yeah you think he will a lot of people think uh Vivic but but I don't think so actually I think Vivic or Vivic is probably the most polished candidate I've ever seen in my whole life as far as like I've never seen the guy say um you can listen to that guy talking he doesn't even say um he's very well presented it's crazy he seems smart yeah but I don't know maybe Shaquil O'Neal that'll be TI oh my god dude dude give me a give me a Chuck and sha

16:52 ticket even care cuz we know that we know the president doesn't do anything now that now we know that for sure cuz Trump was in there and he's saying I tried to tell say take the troops out of Syria and they don't do it so and then Biden's in there doing whatever the ████ he's doing now we know he was not in charge so it's like let's just get Chuck and Shack in there have a great time some cool guys guys and if he's shaking people's hands make all the other leaders look hella tiny and ████ hell yeah and and North Korea loves basketball yeah I was trying to figure out though if Biden like who can actually go toe to- Toe with Trump if not Biden right cuz the only candidates that might even maybe fit the ticket would be um I think it's the Chicago or not yeah the Illinois governor or that it's like a uh that chubby white guy he's one of the he's one of the guys that might work uh you mean the Pennsylvania senator who wears

17:42 sweatshirts and ████ no he's a okay I forgot his name but um he was one of the guys I think um everyone's talking about Gavin everyone's talking about I think Gavin's the smoothest of the I think he could actually take on Trump cuz he is a smooth politician I don't even like Gavin some and I'm watching him do like that debate with Ronda Sanz and he was good yeah he's really good and he's younger yeah so a lot of people just by his youth that's probably what they're priming to you know how they're talking about two old guys two old guys these guys are too old right and then if you throw Gavin in there then it like goes oh yeah yeah he's not an old guy and he's he has a scandal but it was like it was a long time ago where he was ████ his uh he like chief of staff's wife he's like given to her good and he had yeah and he had to apologize for it he like had stand up and be like yeah I've been railing the ████ out of my cheapest

18:32 ass wife I'm apologizing for it

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