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Off The Record: Judging Actors on Screen Versus in Real Life

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0:00 [Music] so I actually love this topic we're going to talk about it and everybody welcome back to the careful boys where all of us welcome back all of us here identifi as males okay what that being said congrats careful boys right no a big be not at all oh dang I mean welcome back cleen we love that you're here yay it's good to be back guys you guys indirect F you Nick we miss you all right that being said next woman let's talk about that let's talk about actors or actresses or pey blinders we feel one way about and there are characters or personas that we feel a totally different way about like I'm attracted to the character more than I am to the person real life or vice versa oh oh oh but yes that one's better

0:50 actually well keian Murphy for me we were just talking about this off yeah but if you look closely his face looks like an Instagram model because it looks like he has high cheekbones that they get kind of like why I'm not attracted to it in real life he looks like he's got big juicy lip fillers Joe's been paying attention I don't think he's attractive in real life but I think his character in py blinders Thomas Shelby is because he's the epitome of a man yes cuz in every other movie like in what like was it Batman he was like scarecrow right like every movie I've ever seen him in he's a ████ straight ████ yeah but then just but the little Clips so true and I'm like oh this guy's ████ Inception an Inception he's just getting ████ the whole time yeah that's true um another one have you guys seen Vikings yes we have damn dud you got a list or something I only watch one

1:40 I I I don't know his name the main character the main character yeah him same thing Ragnar no Ragnar I think Ragnar is extremely attractive as a person as his character but as a person in real life yeah has a dog sounds like a dog's name but in real life I don't find him attractive goes to show like how good people's acting yeah cuz you're watching them perform their talent so that's also why it's sexy I think that also gives hope to all those like dudes that are like I'm just ugly so I'll never get CH some being confident you have no idea what you're missing out on just being confident like what's the guy from No Country for Old Men who's the bad guy oh I love that guy he's so ████ cool Javier barjam Javier barjam yeah but then conventionally you probably wouldn't think like oh that's a never

2:30 thought I would be scared of someone in a bull cut until I watch that movie in a 70s like female bull cut this guy gives me ████ Goosebumps he's just talking about ████ quarters and ████ and he's ████ eating nuts the whole movie I'm like damn dude this guy's scary as ████ he play a lot of those similar roles though right ████ good at that like scary sched badass flip for you guys you find Herra I can only think of guys right now Cersei Lannister when I watch the movie I'm like oh man she's like she so hot she's so powerful so hot and um and she'll and she'll do anything for her brother I want to be her brother yeah and then and has sex with her and then you see her doing table reads and ████ and she's ████ like picking her nose she has these ████ weird glasses and you can just see ████ flies around her hair and I'm like she hasn't washed

3:23 her hair since they last shot the ████ show I'm like yeah I'm like Lena you're nasty go turn into Cersei please she got like ████ blue armpit hair and ████ yeah who disgusting woman that's true disgusting woman yeah even during her interview she doesn't look pleasant but at Cersei she's like bam I Comm yeah she goes from homeless to Queen yeah why is that she ditch all that ████ wear dresses all day yep have you ever heard of uh you're not ugly you're just poor yeah oh yeah oh yeah where they show like LeBron right cuz like LeBron when he was younger had like the crazy receding hairline and ████ like and then as he got rich and stuff suddenly his hair came back and he was like all buff and but then if you're hot and poor that means like you're really good looking well dude that's like Matthew mccon man he had that ████ hair he had his hair like go all the way up same ████ and then he brought it back

4:14 cuz even um cerse in that one scene you know they're like Shame Shame after they ████ butchered her hair just her like confidence and you could just see the Vengeance in her eyes she was still hot I'm shallow man when that hair went away I was like H get this lesbian out of here a little bit I'm not I'm not I'm not opposed to what you're saying that lesbian haircut to me yeah makes me feel like she's a little boy to Butch sty y so what what other guys Ryan you got hold on I'm going to I have I have a girl all right you know I I I have a a idea why the guys become hotter is because the writing is speaking to our Primal side of what is the epitome of a good character a man a strong person and that that character that they play is so strong and you're like oh that's the

5:04 leader I want it's extreme yeah that's true what's the lady in Modern Family the one who has the accent Sophia varar she's hot so hot oh yeah but she's like hot she hot everywhere no she's only hot on the show have you seen Griselda the new show Griselda that she's a part of which is like the the Narco queen of she she's playing somebody who doesn't look like that in real yeah so she does all this makeup to look even like uglier so to speak I don't think there's Fales she still looks good she wasn't they just look good all the time come from me you're going to win an Oscar when you're like Nicole came in and you're already extremely hot and beautiful and stuff and you have to like wear Prosthetics to look bad yeah yeah she oh yeah what like like Charlie stone or thin or whatever yeah for Monster right but but also monster you have to kind of

5:54 look like that and to tell that story I had to be in the chair for 19 hours to look ugly yeah isn't that funny meanwhile ████ Jim carries the Grinch in half the time oh yeah yeah my God I think that's so ████ funny Mary Elizabeth Winstead wait who's that that's the one for me she's hot when she plays characters whether it's right Scott pilgrims Scott Pilgrim yeah she's Ramona Flowers she was so hot of that movie how she created Ramona Flowers is like you think Ramona Flowers is like the one for you and then she plays like other characters and other movies like in Death Proof she's that like you lead a friend like that's another different kind of hot too how come I never seen her before M's kid in a Die Hard movie that you liked her in the film but you don't like her I'm not interested at all in actual Mary Elizabeth Ramona freaking flowers flowers is hot for sure I think

6:44 everybody she doesn't look familiar to my ICE probably watch it she's not like she's not in a ton of stuff in the way that like you know like uh like what's her name who plays Marvel Miss whatever you know how like she's Bri Lars Bri Larson yeah it's it's like she's Brie larsson's you're going to know who that is whether you want to or not she's not one of those like you won't really true Brie larsson's even in ████ Ford commercials she's getting forced down into your face but Mary Elizabeth wi you have to find her and then she's a faking jab you know who like private life I don't give a ████ like it's just Ramona Flowers you know who I like that I feel like he's probably exactly the same in real life but I could be totally wrong ke Reeves no no the who he's that Japanese guy that plays all these Japanese oh the guy who's in hair guy the long hair guy yeah I like him who always plays the exact same

7:34 role scorp he was also joh scorpion yeah but that ████ I just feel like that he's hot too he's just him and I just feel like they just like he just walks in a room like turn the camera on turn on we're going to get something I just feel he he just has this like I will ████ kill you like no matter what even like in Romance scenes like in like in John Wick with his da and the whole time like he's saying nice things as a dad but it's still I would kill you kill him I know nothing but kill yeah off camera and on camera yeah you know it's a funny effect when there's like a character that the character is written so that you don't like him so then you're just like man ████ this guy ████ dumb but then like when as the plot line goes he has a change of heart

8:24 and he becomes likable you're like that guy is actually pretty cool he got a nice hair great writing so good at TV shows all the time yeah I love how that happens I love how that happens cuz you're not you're not picking at their things anymore at that moment I was thinking of like the uh the older guy and stranger things not the not the oldest oh yeah yeah yeah yeah but like the the guy who's like an ████ in the yeah yeah and his hair's crazy all time and then he becomes like a really nice guy and and like helps him out like he's ████ cool you know who I never felt that about you mean the ████ as far as I think all the stranger things older guys are like that who I never felt that about as far as character velopment and he never the nothing cool ever happens and he just I just hate him is brand from ████ Game of Thrones he sucks oh yeah he like win you over annoy I was like when is it when are we going to get something out of this guy he's just the ████ ████ up he's just yeah what is

9:15 what was the point of that dude he's the main guy no because the writers needed to find a spot for him somebody paid somebody off I was like hey we got a we got a roll for you it's it's like someone's kid insanely pretty Brad yeah but the guy who designed his wheelchair is pretty safe yeah very sick yeah could have been girl I don't it's cool wheel any any other hotties on stage Demi Moore is always one of my favorites cuz that was Bas she's like the hottest woman I've ever seen when I was a kid she's like hot no matter what she's she's still hot she's like 61 she looks hot but who's a Ugo in on real life yeah see that's hard cuz most women are just ████ hot you know who I think but how did Cersei a guy who I think is fine in general right and then off on screen he off often times is put in roles that are like just out of the ████ world Johnny Depp oh yeah yeah I think you

10:05 think he fine in real life in real life I just think he's got that same got that swager and then he he plays these crazy obscure roles that put him in like weird makeup and like recently ████ for the first time saw Char Burton for that yeah it's all Tim Burton like Edward Scissor Hands Charlie in the Chocolate Factory nick of time it's a great ████ John nick of time nick of time great Johnny de movie plays Reacher what uh Alan richson the guy that plays Reacher you guys watch that show Reacher I know you're talking yeah the buff dude the buff dude I think he's this goes against our prompt but he's hot in that show and hot in real life and he's like down to earth from what I can tell funny has Charisma yeah damn dude ████ marry the guy I will all right we got it got

10:55 it married he's already married you know who I liked uh that I was like oh ████ like she has crazy acting is uh Pam from The Office oh yeah oh yeah for sure she's so like you know like this and then like hates ████ Michael Scott and all that and then in other movies she's someone completely different and I'm like what the ████ that's ████ crazy watching anyone from the office do something else is always fun true it's always a good time watching ████ John kisy in the office and then seeing him in ████ like 13 hours yeah yeah that was crazy like what you're ████ Jim Jim what are you doing Jim not on the CIA I don't believe it yeah I was such a snob when that show came out cuz I liked the British office you're one of those yeah yeah I was one of those guys and I

11:45 was like nah dud British office is so much better that take did not age well like everyone like ████ glorifies well I guess it makes sense when you compare episode one to episode one and that's what I was doing I was that's what we all did not ████ that's what everybody did in the beginning it's just embarrassing that's really funny to be anyone who's still holding strong to that is hilarious cuz there are they are out there they're cooked maybe the people from UK yeah they are actually you know who else is like unstoppably hot no matter what I feel like she's going to be hot until she's ████ 140 Hugh Jackman Angelina Jolie no Barry Oh Happ Barry we were watching I was watching Flintstones with TAA and I was like damn she been hot and she just always hot what the ████ doesn't stop being hot wow you didn't feel that way about John Goodman has she

12:36 been ████ hot and then even in John Wick she's still hot and like like damn that's crazy I respect like the work it takes to maintain Hollywood hotness in your older age that's so freaking crazy cuz it's like being like bodybuilding for like your whole life cuz you got a diet and workout and all that it's ████ even ████ Brad Pit still hot he is what the ████ he also I heard he did what no testosterone oh really oh and then they I guess cuz I have a buddy who basically like um he he knows like his his trainer and ████ and he was saying that once Brad Pit reached a certain age he stopped doing the testosterone ████ so he could get older roles oh oh waa cuz he wasn't looking it yeah he was looking too like looking too fresh to

13:26 yeah too like vibrant who's that one indan actress who's super fun John cusac wow um more guys huh right he plays Mexicans love guys love guys love guys I'm so okay I feel like there's not that many females that are Ugo at off camera though like they're usually if they're hot on camera they're usually pretty hot off camera okay you know who I don't think is that hot in real life but in character is Jennifer Lawrence I find I found her hot you ever see the movie Passengers when she's all blonde as ████ hot hot exed that looks the best in that it's not not my type I guess but but in that movie you don't like her in red Sparrow I don't watch I don't watch this ████ I actually do I I

14:16 see what you're saying I do like when refined actresses are trashy in rules it's for some reason that's hot yeah that's my ████ cuz you know it's like you're born me I was that's true like Julia Robert when she was a hooker love it or or ████ Jennifer Aniston in in uh in We're the Millers so hot oh yeah that's true yeah hey you know who's got that weird ████ hotness to me Roseman Pike rosan bar bro Roseman Pike 100% Ben Affleck what's that movie yeah gong girl she always plays that like stoic weird role too but there's something kind of fine about them thin lips she does she has this icy ████ that it's hot oh you know who's ugly hot to me Emily Blunt I like Emily Blunt yeah there's like

15:07 something ████ yoga stretch oh my hot that's what I'm think Edge of Tomorrow Edge of Tomorrow live D repeat she's not like traditionally hot edging tomorrow dude I'm edging tomorrow and tomorrow so hot over here bro shut the ████ uped I've never seen that favorites tab it's in your ████ favorit tab bro is that the one you guys told me about got repeat ████ Edge of Tomorrow you you beat it I've never seen that yeah she's like you're not better than us you're not better than us fun accusation it's in your ████ favor chat all pink links on your ████ computer I know it I know you watch it three times a week tomorrow this all started because Joe has the hots for Tom and Shelby KH does I have the hots for

15:59 the show yeah go ahead I I absolutely have the hots for the character just not Killian Murphy Joe wants to get back into crime show him the clip the oh is that when goes and talks to ████ Mr Chang and then about the we're talking about are there are there any politicians you think are hot when they're doing their thing but not hot not really ugly ugly hot politician fosi politicians are like some of the ugliest people in the world though you did you did you hear that someone said it was like it's not the same when she's not in motion yeah imagine it's like I could do that ████ for you bro she what movie is this Edge of Tomorrow is that a sci-fi film seen it oh yes I have seen you heard that politic she only does it like9 m Hollywood for ugly people yeah it really is

16:50 a a no it it they're they're not very hot they constantly even when I was a kid I would like look at you know like dollar bills like a dollar bill and a $5 bill I'm like why is everyone on money the ugliest people I've ever seen that's H funny yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what just this scene yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah excuse me Sergeant tasy this is a good movie great movie excuse me Tom Cruz forgetful he's really forgetful that's true I forgot that he this is a great movie guys so cool what a setup what a setup for the yoga scene hope we don't get demonetized for this here it is how come she not getting attached

17:42 ropes ropes how how many how many takes do you think it took of her shaking before she got like a nice clean whatever however many takes it was Christopher MC is a genius it was worth it he's the director amazing I must be gay cuz must be gay you get horny off of that she did nothing to me The Robots were hotter I think the robots were hotter what wrong with me she did nothing to me who's an ugly hot male actor ugly hot yeah like like how we should Emily Blunt like Country for Old Men guy ugly hot male yeah uh bicio Del Toro oh you know oh dude that's spicy bread pit though you know who I don't you know who I think is hot and I don't even what the ████ she is or looks like the ████ bald blue chick from guardians

18:34 to Galaxy oh no she she she is she's hot she's actually hot in real life yeah I don't even know what she looks like in real life the one like she's the green one Gamora in ████ Marvel you know who's beating that ████ up is Borat yeah she look like in real life I don't know what she look like is that The Wedding Singer girl ████ name again no I don't remember I thought that's who Bor was with oh ████ what's her name The Wedding Singer Jill Karen Jillian Michaels the whole time that's Jillian Michaels my damn she has good acting Zoe salana no no no that's the green one cyborg cyborg the bald blue one color blind the bald blue one bald with the ████ big ass ████ pupil like she's like ████ mean oh in um she's a ████ in Guardians remind me of cuz she's a ████ all the time Ken

19:26 Jillian Bart likes Mean Girls yeah yeah yeah but no but pull her up from uh IRL no no no pull up from Jumanji dude oh she's Aji the Z black Jumanji dude oh it's the samei black I said Zack black it's the same chick as the Jumanji chick yeah Jumanji she's cool yeah I like I like her as that ████ weird blue thing there you go you know who's who else is is really goodl looking in that in that movie is uh the girl who plays mantis oh is she Asian Palm K she's not Asian but she seems like she would be but she's not her name's like pal Clement at first I thought it was Ali Mackey I oh she land a big rooll pal Clement I do really yeah I do like him as as a character and as a person oh yeah as a as a starlord he's a dope starlord she looks asan huh I think the Jurassic movies completely suck ass oh

20:17 100% I think those are trash you just throw them in the ████ garbage and burn it yeah like K bang noodles just ████ Chuck them inuck them in just Chuck them in and turn on the ████ in she's French what oh there you go yeah Bingo the blue one no he's know I didn't even know she looked like that oh I know but I didn't even know who she looked like it's the blue one we can show you like 20 girls you want the blue one the blue one but that that is her that's who plays that character yeah oh right cool but when the boobs droop like that and there's accidental caveland showing then that's when a lot of guys be like oh that's super hot okay and they droop like that Y and they accident C bring

21:07 the ropes back out yeah ropes ropes ropes ropes fire him off fire him off 21 gun salute stupid think that like shouldn't be an actress or an actor that shouldn't be shouldn't be stay tuned for the second video you know who I can't stand and this is a hot take no it's okay I'm going to say my take and then cut it off okay love it Nicholas Cage

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