0:05 Welcome back to Careful Boys. Today we're about to lose Subie, right? It's Subie's last shoot with with the boys. So, we're going to talk about the top things Subin is going to miss about regular life in boot camp. >> Uh, the first one is definitely food. I'm going to miss all the style of foods I'm gonna be eating. >> There's no maratu. >> No more maratu. Do they got nothing food there? >> I don't necessarily know if I just know it's not going to be what I want. >> What's the like number one food? Get specific. We need details. >> What's your number? Yeah. What's your number one food now and then say goodbye to it for ████ 6 months? >> Kimchi chig. >> They definitely did not have kimchi. [laughter] >> How do you know what kind of food they serve? You see, you watch videos or something. >> No, it's just for sure they're not going to have the generic stuff they serve in
0:55 the military. They got kimchi jig and South Korean. [laughter] >> I thought that was actually army food. >> Kimchi chig >> or booty chig. >> The Yeah. Buddha jig. >> Buddha. >> But after when you get out of the army >> when you're when you're when you're in boot camp. >> Yeah. >> What what what was a normal breakfast, lunch, and dinner look like? >> If I have to describe um boot camp food, it's not bad. >> Is it better than elementary school food? >> Yes. Especially if your if if your mom cooks like my mom. I looked forward to it. It was um imagine like a slightly blander hometown buffet. >> Yeah. >> For breakfast, lunch, and dinner. >> My dad's served in the Philippines, so you'd think he's having like ████ chicken adobo pans. Oh, baby. Let's go. Right. All the stuff that I puke about cuz I don't like Filipino food. Right.
1:46 >> My dad ate like macaroni and cheese and like bland potatoes. >> His choice or the arm down? >> That's just what they had. Yeah. >> This is a dirty old white guy. That's what 70s. >> So, hometown buffet food. That's good. >> Yeah. So, you get like maybe a kind of bland lasagna and then maybe a kind of bland salad berry steak and a kind of a bland whatever. And then you can go and get as many breads as you want. So, like white bread or wheat bread and the big boys always pile up on that. And then they have uh and at least in the Marine Corps boot camp, they have a full selection of fountain drinks, Mountain Dew, Pepsi, Coke, whatever. But you're not allowed to ████ touch any of that ████ And you can only have milk or chocolate milk or water. >> Why do they have it there? >> Disappoint. >> I think when they had they built the military installation, their sponsors came in and built it. But then just like in Marine Corps tradition, it's like whatever is dope and possible, you're not getting anywhere near that.
2:37 >> But is that for officers now? >> Yeah, officers can come and get it. Yeah. >> Is the army the same? Like the same way or No. >> Uh I've been to I've been to naval bases. I've been to army bases and it's roughly around the same stuff. So, get ready for hometown buffet. >> So, no kimchi chig kimchi. >> No kimchi for sure. >> No kimchi chig. >> All right. What else you going to miss? >> I'm going to miss uh just freely driving around. [snorts] >> There's no cars. >> Yeah, [laughter] >> that's for sure. >> Definitely no cruising. >> Yeah, definitely no cruising. [snorts] I'm going to miss uh my kids, obviously. Family. >> Oh, there's no York kids. No, your kids. No, his kids. Nobody's kids. No, no kids. >> I'm going to miss uh privacy when
3:27 sleeping >> and ████ >> ████ >> But you could jack off there. >> Those are Those are two different things. Just >> You're right. You're right. >> Just Just privacy. You can't jack off though. >> You could try to sneak one. I don't know how. >> Did you ever jack off when you're in? Yeah, >> cuz you don't have time to yourself. >> Yeah, exactly. >> What do you mean you don't have time? You You don't >> People were sneaking off jack offs. He would sneak off to try and shower. So like >> in the shower you're like limited time. >> Yeah. So imagine you're uh sleeping, right? That like that's the time you think you have. There's like 80 of you in open bunks all the way. >> They do that in jail all the time. >> Yeah. But I think some people have more decency. >> Oh, the military >> trying to serve the country. The other one they ████ up and then they're in there. It's like a different mindset. >> If anybody could jerk it in a room with 80 dudes, I think Joe could >> secretly. >> And you're ████ exhausted. People in jail are doing ████ the whole day. M
4:17 >> you're ████ exhausted. You have sand on your nuts. There's ████ camel paint on your face. Like you're ████ exhaust lay down, you're like, "Thank ████ God." And then you're already out before you can even imagine. Yeah. You're exhausted. >> Don't have time to touch yourself. >> You don't have time. >> So, and uh obviously ████ >> V. I'm miss >> What about the butt? >> That too? >> Yeah, that that falls under that same category. >> What about the mouth? Yeah, the mouth too. What about that? Or is that a separate one? >> Same category. >> I put mouth above above the butt. >> I put mouth above most things. >> Yeah, >> cuz that's where that ████ talks ████ [laughter] >> And then >> just uh top three. Mouth, butt, Jay. >> That's very important. What are those three? >> Rank them. Subie style. Rank them. >> I'm going to go
5:09 Vay >> number one. >> But >> but wow. mouth. >> Okay. >> Disagree. >> Okay. What else? >> This is your video, not mine. >> Uh, coffee. >> Coffee. >> They don't have coffee. >> I don't think you can drink. >> I mean, I don't think you can drink it. >> Really? >> There's a coffee maker, but you ain't touching that. So, >> you just get to smell it. >> So, I don't know what how your boot camp is. I mean, so, however you think life is, it's not like that. So, for example, the way a a typical chow ch child day would be like especially in first phase. That's when you first get assimilated. Everyone you just sprint to the outside of a chow hall, right? Everyone standing dick to ass. You're staring at the back of the head of the other person. And then they're going to brief you by yelling and spitting in your face. Everybody got
5:59 60 ████ seconds to eat your ████ food. If I ████ see you looking around, you're ████ done. You ████ stab me. They're like going down the the line like that, right? All right, go. Boom. Everyone runs in. ████ food slammed on your plate. There's there's you you get a cup of water. As you're running, half of your water's out. By the time you make it to your chair, you're scar half the food's gone. You're trying to scarf. And even as you're scarfing, you look up just to see the clock, see how much time you have left. The guy comes, "Oh, you're f you want to look around. You're ████ done." Kicks your ████ ████ Your food's out. Grabs you. Get the ████ out. And you ████ go out and then you're like, "God damn, I ████ had food particles in my mouth. I'm so ████ hungry." >> So mean. >> Yeah. And then So you There's That's how it is. So yeah, >> so you don't have time to you have a cup of water. You don't have water. You have a mashed potatoes. You don't really have >> Did you ever say I want to talk to HR? >> Uh I think that option >> when you do that you I think you'll die. >> They have that option.
6:49 >> I thought they gave you like I I would just watch these war movies and then guys be opening up their rations. They got cigarettes and coffee and a bubble gum. >> Be out after you're done. In boot camp, you have zero you have zero time to control yourself. You don't got no cigarettes. >> Even bathroom time is like this. Everyone get the ████ So we call it the head in the the Marine and Navy. Everyone get the ████ um on the wall. Everyone have 60 seconds to go use the head. So everyone you sprint to go to the urinal. 80 dudes only like 10 urinals. So there's like four dicks peeing together. Some guy taking a ████ The other guy's pissing between his legs cuz you don't have time. If you don't do it now, you're going to be ████ and pissing on yourself. >> How do you ████ and piss? >> And way and the way they count is like this. 69 18 70 65 and four. That's their 60 seconds. And then if you're not if you're uh not done pinching, get the ████ UP. YOU'RE ████ DONE. And then
7:40 you're ████ ████ and you're throwback on the wall. >> So, how excited are you to go to get in now? >> I I'm I'm really excited. >> Do you ever see two guys on a toilet ████ together trying to poop it in the same? >> No, but I've seen I've been a part of multiple pissfest. ████ pissfest. >> How do you do a ████ pissfest? >> So, one guy's ████ and the other guy's peeing between. So, >> you just agree. >> So, one guy's like this. Oh, dude. You don't even have time. >> You just do it. >> You don't even have time. It just magically happens. >> Homie's just pissing all over your ████ We all run in. I'm just starting like [laughter] this and you're ping ████ and I'm pissing and as soon as I'm done, I tag the other person in cuz they were rotating. >> Oh, [laughter] ████ >> Cuz I'm talking about 80. >> You got to clap like this. >> 80. No, you're not that. They'll be like, "Oh, you want to ████ around? You want to give each other daps?" They're grabbing you and now you're on the floor doing push-ups while there's ████ pee leaking on your hands and ████ >> What do you So, how do you clap someone in? You just know when you know when you
8:32 you you just know. It's like one of those like a lot of instinctual ████ You're like >> people can do the math, right? There's like 10 year 10 toilets, 80 dudes. >> Everyone's just like, >> "What if Okay, I just there's no toilets cuz everyone's using it." And I just ████ pop a squat and start ████ Would I get in trouble >> on the floor? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Like, oh, so you want to you want to ████ my floor? Eat that ████ Eat that ████ ████ Go ████ clean that ████ up. Yeah. You're You're done. So you have to do it in a toilet. >> Yes. >> So even how crazy would it be would be like when we uh you have to hydrate, right? So they force hydration. So everyone's drinking ████ water. [laughter] >> That sounds >> And then you throw up. They're like, "Oh, so you want to dirty my ████ floor?" For every time you throw up, that's another two. But logically, you're like, "Uh, excuse me, sir. If I can't stomach one liter, what makes you
9:22 think I could stomach two liters?" But they don't run on logic. So you got to down two more. And you're constantly throwing up and mopping and throwing up and mopping. My uh uncle Craig [laughter] Uncle >> threw up on my uncle Bob, my great uncle Bob, God rest his soul. He was a gay man, died of AIDS. He uh he threw up on my uncle Bob's rug and my uncle Bob gave him a spoon and made him EAT IT ALL UP [laughter] >> CUZ THAT'S THE THAT'S military ████ >> Stuff. Yeah, that's how they That's how they do it. >> You're eating it all up. And he he had to eat all his throw up off the carpet. >> Yeah. They're like, "Oh, you want to dirty my floor? You better clean that ████ the ████ with a spoon." >> Yeah, dude. Just hand them a spoon. So this is what you're doing most of the day. That's cool. >> All right, stupid. You're at number six, I believe, of things you're going to miss. Uh, now that he made you real excited, [laughter] >> dude. Yeah, for sure. I'm excited. Um, >> I'm going to miss the hustle.
10:12 >> Oh, you're going to be hustling. >> No, I'm going to miss the hustle. >> That's weak. That was diet. That was diet. >> What do you mean the hustle? >> The hustle of what? >> Just do it. What are you? >> Just Just adventure. >> You like shooting guns. You're going to be shooting guns. What about the hustle? You've been here for two days. I've heard you talk about shooting guns more than maybe anything. [laughter] More than your kid or anything. Subie is like, "When do we get to shoot guns?" Sub's like, "We'll be at lunchtime." And Subie's just going with his hands like just not even there's no gun in his hand. >> I'm addicted. >> I know. >> Um I'm going to >> What about the hustle then? >> Yeah, that's the hustle out here. Just driving around collecting dough, >> making money. >> Okay. Okay. Oh, like doing gigs, making money. >> Yeah, making gigs. Making gigs. >> All right. >> You're going to have to wear tidy whies. Are you down with that? >> ████ yeah. >> Okay.
11:02 >> I'm going to miss uh I'm going to miss JK. >> Far. We're waiting for that. We're number eight. Sad that it's at eight. Sad that it's at eight. >> After vagina anal [laughter] >> after the hustle. We're after the hustle. >> That's eight. I'm going to miss uh just watching YouTube. Okay. >> You can't watch YouTube. >> You're definitely not going to watch YouTube. >> What do they do? Do they take your clothes and phone? So, you just go in there >> the first day. They take all your ████ >> So, will they put it in a locker for you? >> Um, >> they'll keep you safe. Probably >> the in their way. So, how ours did it was everyone goes into this cubicle that's like half tall. So, you have your own space, but the drone instructor can see what everyone puts in. So, everyone everyone up your ████ pockets right now. You're in your civilian clothes. You empty it all out. All right. And then they just come and just start kicking the cubicle. So everyone's ████
11:53 gets thrown and on the floor and they just start mixing ████ Guess no one's gonna find their own ████ now. Huh? And they throw it on a bag. You won't see. Kiss this goodbye for 3 months. And then throw it away. And then 3 months later when they throw everything out back out, you're kind of like I don't remember what I brought. [laughter] No, I think that was my watch, but it also looked like that one. So don't bring anything valuable to the [laughter] >> He brings a Rolex. Don't bring your wedding ring, none of that. Just go with things you're down to lose. Don't bring nothing to your uh when you first come in. >> Yeah. Don't bring your favorite pants, clothes, t-shirt. Don't bring none of that. >> Someone else is going to go, "Oo, I'm going to take these." >> Or wear like identifying ████ like, "Hey, bring all JK merch." JK merch. >> Oh yeah, I'll bring you JK. Br other people shirt, crew neck, hoodie, put just layer, three hats at the same time.
12:43 >> Yeah, J uh JK merch for sure. >> Cuz then somebody will leave there and be like, I don't wonder what this is. I'll Google it and we get another viewer. >> Yeah, [laughter] >> I think that's about it. >> Don't bring nothing nice. >> That's about it. >> Hey, Bart, what's something that he didn't list that you think he's going to miss? >> Yeah. >> ████ 9,000 other things cuz you're like you're go it's like going to jail but then now you're um extremely preoccupied. So, no freedom, no free time, um none of his fun stuff. >> Okay. But specifically the top three things that you missed when you were in cuz you >> for example like like double ply Charmin ultra toilet paper >> or wiping your ass would be nice. >> Okay. You see what I mean? >> Cuz sometimes it'll be like you're ████ done and you're like in my mind in your mind I didn't even ████ wipe yet >> and you got cockas and you got cocka on your butt cheeks. >> Yeah. >> And do you do you remember what you missed the most? >> Three things. Three things.
13:34 >> You know what's crazy? One of them was like love for my parents. >> Wow. >> I was like, "Oh, damn. I think my parents actually loved me. >> That's dark. >> Yeah. Um cuz then you go, "Wow, the world can be very cold and hard." >> And then >> they gave me a little bit of light. >> They did. >> Yeah. Fair. >> As much as I didn't like the upbringing, I was like, "That was that was pretty cool." And >> boot camp. He's like, "Mom, dad, I love you." They're like, "F███ you. Go back. [laughter] >> We Okay. >> The second thing was food for sure. Not even like the taste, but just enough of it." M. >> So, for context, I went to boot camp 170 and uh I was on double rations. So, anybody, my drone was super nice. Anyone that could do 20 pull-ups gets double rations with double the food everyone else. I still came out 135. >> Oh my good. >> I wasn't on double rations. If I ate what everyone else ate, I'd probably come out 120, 115.
14:24 >> Wow. >> So, food, just even having enough food would be cool. And the third one is >> it is. It honestly is. Third one is uh I think personal time. You realize how how much personal time you actually have in a day. >> Like time alone with yourself kind of thing. >> Yeah. >> You don't get it. >> Personal time or sleep? >> ████ personal time. Sleep. [laughter] >> If I could take a five minute nap during the day, that would have been sick.
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