0:00 Hey, you know what? Be kind of fired to put on currency. >> Who? >> Michael Jackson. >> Yes. The Jackson coin. >> That'd be fired. >> You can put him on a coin. One side he's white, the other side he's black. >> And it doesn't matter. >> Black or white. >> That song always plays. >> That's a good one. Um, who do you guys think should be on the next dollar bill? Like whose face should it be if they were to come out with another like currency? >> Which denomination you think? >> Whatever you want. >> Say three bucks, dude. >> Whatever. Yeah. Say >> if you have a $1,000 bill and it's Trump, I think that would be hilarious. >> Yeah. Let's say there's a $1,000 bill. >> Hilarious. >> What do you want on there? Whose face? >> $1,000 bill. >> It's got to It's It's I think it'll be Trump. It's got to be so funny.
0:51 >> You want it to be Trump, >> dude? him on money. Come on, dude. >> With a smirk. >> Well, what face would he give? >> Mugsh shot. >> Yeah. Mugsh shot Trump or or smirk Trump. >> And it's got to be a gold. Bloody ear Trump. >> Yeah. Bloody ear Trump. >> And it's got to be like gold leaf on the money. >> Oh. >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. The fight fight. No, it's just going to be >> Oh, you mean like the gold leaf that he put all over the White House? Like freaking goddy? Yeah, it's goddy. Trump leaf. >> Yep. >> And it's his mug shot. >> Instead of a picture, it was like a a hologram. And it was him like, >> "Yeah, >> the dance." Him doing the dumb dance. >> Who's like a national treasure? >> Charizard. >> Charizard. Charizard. >> Harriet Tubman. >> That's pretty funny. >> But wasn't she on a dollar already? I think she was on the sack of Jia coin,
1:41 >> but they had like a Harriet. Let me see. >> Who doesn't get love in American uh politics? >> How about Gavin Newsome on a negative $100 bill? >> Negative $100 bill. Who storms your debt bill? >> Value. It's like freaking uh >> like you give it to someone now, they owe you money. >> It's like dark energy. >> It's like antimatter. >> Check this out. A Harriet Tubman quarter >> in 2023 >> on the back of a quarter. >> Harriet Tubman. >> All right, we can't pick her then. >> Yep. >> Who else would you want? >> Let's say let's say let's start with just women. If it has to be a woman, who should it be besides uh anyone from the view? >> Oh, it's got to be Nancy Pelosi. She's like the number one money maker. >> Oh, but you got to have the heavies on there. >> Not here. >> Like her bikini one. >> And it's threedimensional, so the bottom of the bill is also heavy.
2:32 >> It's like a hentai mouse pad. >> That was quick. That's good. Yeah. I think she would be a $1,000 bill. Like cuz she's really good with money. >> Probably way more than that. >> You're making Betsy Ross, dude. Betsy Ross. >> She made the flag, brother. >> She's not on a coin already. >> She might be. She might be on like a limited run or something. >> Is the rule like you got to die and ████ >> Oh, she's not. Betsy Ross is not. That's good, dude. >> And she was on commemorative coins and uh novelty like uh $2 bills. >> Is freaking uh Pocahontas on a coin? >> Sack Jia's on a coin. >> I know. Dollar one. >> How about How about we have Jesus? >> That's tight. >> Jesus. Which era though? Which era? Jesus. Whoa. Pocahontas was on a $20 bill. >> Nah, let me see that. >> Yeah, it says Pocahontas became the first actual woman as compared to the
3:22 more symbolic Lady Liberty to be featured on American currency. >> What? But Lady Liberty is not even real. >> When was this? >> Yeah, but look at this. This was an honor of sorts. The Native American woman was depicted kneeling in the midst of a group of men. >> That's the honor. >> Oh no. I don't know. >> ████ ████ complain. You finally got a chick on. The first thing you do is complain about what she's doing. >> 1865. >> That was in 1865. Wow, they were forward, >> man. Chicks be complaining too much. >> They're acting like it's like that one picture when the girl is on the couch and there's like 10 black guys behind them. >> It's not even like that. Put that on a dollar bill. >> ████ these ████ then. They're complaining. Give Take that take them off. >> Put a ████ railroad of three Chinese guys on. That's a $2,000 bill. How about that? >> Yeah. >> ████ complaining ass ████ >> It had to be a specific Asian person. Who should it be? One guy. >> Bruce Lee. Oh, Bruce Lee coin.
4:14 >> Bruce Lee would be fire. >> What denomination? >> Uh, >> Hans from Fast and the Furious. >> Han from Fast and Furious. >> That's sick though. I like Hans. >> That's pretty cool. It's not even going to go Chinese. I'm going >> Why Han though? >> Specifically, >> he's like John Cho from Harold and Kubar. >> And he's holding he's holding some food. >> Yeah. Han and a RX7 or what? >> He's in a car. >> No. Tokyo drift moment. >> That was adopted. >> The car is like drifting and it's on a $3 bill. >> Son Kang. Son Kang Kang. >> I thought I thought his It was just a stepdad. I don't I don't >> Who's stepdad? Oh, he's not adopted. >> He's not adopted. The It was just a stepdad that's black. Yeah. >> Oh, it's a stepdad. Yeah. >> I took a piss next to him before. >> What? >> Videos with him? >> Yeah, but I I took a piss next.
5:05 >> We did, too. Went to the bathroom. >> ████ dumplings that mama lose together. >> I did it first. >> Yo, can we hit him up? Yeah. >> Yeah. Him. >> I don't know if he remembers me. We did a video together. >> Absolutely. >> There's this really funny video that dude where he's talking about his favorite car and he's like, "Dude, it's a Toyota Sienna." He's like, "It's the best car." >> He loves He loves obscure cars like that. Yeah. Yeah. He He was talking to Jay Leno. He wanted to redo like a a Maverick or something and Jay Leno was like laughing at him, like making fun of him. He's like, "That's ugly car." >> Like you're an ugly car, Jay Leno. >> Honestly, I would I would also beat down with like a collab dollar where it's Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker on there. That's good. >> Bringing the races together. That's good. >> I like ours. >> Yeah, that's nice. >> I like that. That was good. Okay. If it had to be a black dude, >> a black dude. >> Kobe. >> Kobe. And then also Dave Chappelle.
5:59 >> Who's like who is there any like who's a figure that's like above I guess I guess nobody really is above criticism in in that way, but like who has the least scandal? Who has the least? George Washington Carver. >> I mean, from like >> the peanut guy. >> You'd want to put him on a new bill. >> Yeah, because >> Well, a lot of people got peanut allergies, but I mean, he he saved America. >> Chadick Boseman, >> Adam Seller. >> Oh, yeah. My favorite. >> He's not black. >> Oh, we talking about black people. >> We talking about black. >> Oh, we talking about black people. >> Oh, we talking about mothers. >> Maybe. Maybe. >> Bernie Mack. Maybe >> Bernie Mack. We're all picking actors now. >> Patrice O'Neal. >> Oh, I got it. >> Patrice O'Neal. >> Master >> Samuel L. Jackson. >> That's nice. That's good. That's good. >> And it says, "Motherfucker."
6:50 >> Yeah, that's great. >> Morgan Freeman's kind of like a American like icon. >> That's a good one. >> Morgan Freeman. >> His voice is always on documentaries. >> Morgan Freeman. Do it. >> That sounded more like Sean Connory. Sean Kingston, >> dude. Tupac on a $2 bill. >> Nah, Tupac was wilding, bro. >> He was wild. >> What do you think about What do you think about Tupac? >> All of them are wild. >> Literally every single person that's on courtesy was wild in a different way. >> Yeah, dude. Probably even worse than Tupac. >> Abraham Lincoln was wild. >> They didn't have citizenship. >> Yes. >> Abraham Lincoln was a wild >> probably >> for his time there was no Wilder guy. There's rumors about that guy, right? >> There's rumors that he used to have a male lover named Suben Choy. >> You weren't there, Nick. You weren't there. >> They found letters. They found letters.
7:41 That's what I think that's what the KG >> Remember Abraham was a good old man. He shot his dick with a rubber band. >> That one? >> No, I never heard that. >> That sounded old as ████ Joe. >> What's the um >> what's the letter say? >> It just they found letters that he was writing to like a guy >> and they're very explicit love letters and not like >> Well, you know, it's like flower. Yeah, it's like old timey language. But there's there's there's a there's a group of people, Suman, who thinks he's gay. >> Ooh. >> Oh my god. A group. >> Oh Jesus. >> I don't know. But see, I don't Now it's like >> he's also black apparently. >> Really? >> What? >> Like what do you mean? >> Like there's a >> he was like a quarter black. That's why he wanted to free the slaves cuz he was like >> I think less than a quarter. But that's also a conversation. >> He is 6'4. Maybe that's why. >> And he was 6'4. >> Nice little jump shot. >> And he slays vampires. Well, I believe people were tall back in the day because no everyone was eating natural stuff,
8:31 you know what I mean? Not >> they were shorter, bro. >> People taller now. Yeah, that'd be funny if on the bill like his head's cut off cuz he's too high. >> Just his like chin down. >> All right. If it had to be a a female Asian female Asian Lucy Lou dollar, >> Lucy Lou is the easiest person to think of. I think it's because she was like one of the biggest female Asian. You're like a white guy. Like Lucy Lucy Lucy and Charlie Angel. >> Connie Chung >> from our era. She was like, "Oh man, that ████ made it." Charlie's Angel. >> Tia Guerrera. >> Tia Carrera. >> The dollar. >> You know what? That's the first >> Tia Carrera. Yeah. >> Hi. What's her name? Hi. >> Sun. >> Sai. Dude.
9:22 >> Department of Treasury can't handle Suni. >> No, dude. Dude, they can. >> And you know, Kyla Yu's coming out with like a ABG book. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's a fetus Jason book. >> Yeah. Yeah. That'll be cool. She sounds really cool. >> What kind of book is that? >> I'm trying to see. I'm trying to see. Hold on. Hold on. It >> It kind of chronicles her experiences like kind of almost on both sides of that like coin about like being fetishized and then also like coming out of it >> and in that world of just our whole era. Like she was she was such a central figure in it. So she she I think has a great perspective on like talking about it all. She's kind of like the encyclopedia right now of AN content. She's like the AN source. Yeah. >> Who's that one? Um, Asian porn star OG. >> Asia Carrera. >> No. No. No. >> Uh, freaking >> Asa. >> Assa. OG, bro.
10:12 >> You're so young. >> You're so young, man. >> So young. >> You so young, man. >> Too young. Too young. Coin. >> Too young. Coin. >> She's like third generation. >> Put Sakira on currency. God, that'd be funny. >> Dang. >> All right. Who's an >> You know, be Hey, you know be kind of fired to put on currency? >> Who? >> Michael Jackson. >> Yes. The Jackson coin. >> It should be $5 cuz of Jackson. Five. >> It should be three. So, it says three key. >> Stupid. >> A sick ass dog. >> You think they would they would ever allow that? Michael. >> Oh, dude. They better like >> you can put them on a coin. One side is white, the other side he's black. >> And it doesn't matter. >> That's hella funny. Black or white.
11:02 >> That song always plays. >> That's a good one. >> Don't you think like 500 years from now, right? >> Yeah. >> They're not going to have the same ideas of like what Michael Jackson was, >> but they at that point they might put him on a dollar. >> You know what's funny though? Like climate wise, if you look at people from 500 years ago today, people are just digging up more negative ████ >> That's true. >> So, I don't know. Maybe like in time, unless >> What do you mean they're digging up more? >> They're not They're not innocent. Martin Luther King, no one's ever even seen him that way until now. >> Like in general public, like it's like people are obsessed with like >> now they think he's a jigalo and ████ >> Yeah. Every everyone in history >> some people think that's a scop. >> Yeah. CIA. But like everybody in history that we thought was like chill, I guess you could say. the the statue taker downers. >> Yeah. Yeah.
11:52 >> Roberty E Lee or or Christopher Columbus. Everybody that we know in history is like today when you look them up it's just like, "Oh, they were actually bad in this way and this way and this way. This way." Maybe they'll just find more bad ████ in 500 years. >> Well, what if they just start putting fictional people on currency like Captain America? >> That'd be cool. >> Chris Evans, Captain America or anime. >> Oh, he's going to be mass so it doesn't make a big deal. >> Oh, okay. Give me anyone. >> It's a symbol. >> They should put Hulk on like a million dollar bill. That's >> He's just like, >> "Isn't that Isn't that dangerous? Isn't that kind of dangerous?" >> Million dollar bill. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Cuz it gets stolen really. Oh. Oh, I dropped it out of my pocket. Whoopsie. >> But where are you going to take that thing? What's the highest bill? That's legit. >> I feel like they did make a million dollar bill. >> They did. Yeah, they did. >> A real one. >> Well, it was it was mainly meant for transporting money. It wasn't really meant for like spending it. It was like
12:43 me like it's a bank note that if you're going to take money from A to B then you can like take it that way. >> I don't know if people really used it though. >> Oh ████ There's a $10,000 bill. >> No way. A real one >> and you can use it >> image. >> You could actually use it. >> What the ████ >> Who's on it? >> It's a lot of reading right now. Hold on. >> Thanks guys.
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