0:00 story where this girl was writing the tsunami punai the bathing suit got it sucked up right into that hole and she had a strap that was here and it went Bing and it snapped and it got stuck down did she Sue N she should have though they were glad she died cuz she would have [Music] won so a couple is suing Disney World after a woman was given a very powerful wedgie on a water slide you can what by a worker yeah like someone just ████ went you guys ever heard of typhoon lagon no I I remember is that the condition you get after a wedgie I remember the typhoon on a water ride so there is a there is a um 214 ft
0:52 water slide there called Huma cabanga you got to be kidding dude dead Ser did mangelo name that according to Disney people plummet down a near vertical fivestory drop scary and writers go without a raft or a tube on Huma cabanga and you're supposed to be surprised that you got a wedgie on that so this woman right is she is she fast she started to approach speeds of 40 m hour that's nice and they're told people people people are told by the way while you're on it to cross your legs or your ankles right like in the commercials however near the end while she's going down the slide so she's like break necking it and she's hitting 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 mph right and then 16 G's she feels her body lift up become
1:42 airborne and she gets slammed downward against the slide which uncrossed her legs at which point the impact of her sliding into the water sent her bathing suit up her ████ a foot and a half upper ████ yeah dude and so she's coming out of there and like immediately curls up into a ████ fetal position while she's in the water just like you know having her insides eviscerated by her swimsuit all the nylon and ████ why does she sue the swimsuit company what what do they do why does she sue her large intestine CU swimsuit doesn't have a warning on it saying don't go on humanga calabanga but so so you did say that she failed to follow the protocol on how to ride the she says my legs were forced apart by break neck speeds bro she's
2:32 like no human being should ever have to go on hum I don't want to be completely sexist we all know what we're thinking there's a lot of videos of women riding rides incorrectly yeah wa keep going what's your point and that's all I'm going to say I remember there was this one video where a girl was riding down an inner tube and she didn't hold on she didn't know to hold that's what she said yeah she said no told her as soon as they pushed her she fell off oh my God and then everyone was like what the ████ why didn't she hold the inner tube she commented on her own clip and said I wasn't told to hold the handles yeah dude oh Jesus why that's about right I think that's true don't say that just say you slipped don't admit to that or just say I'm just say I'm stupid yeah just like driving a car without holding on to the ████ steering wheel like why it's kind of funny that like guys be riding
3:23 these things wrong also but on purpose and having a great time loving it have a blast or when they ████ get an ultimate WD G they're not suing for it well yeah it's cuz we have a freaking prostate Tak a picture with their Bros on it but that sounds like a good time to me like it doesn't sound like oh no the horrors it sounds like yeah you chose to go down something fast and crazy and then you're like but she didn't choose to have like her bathing suit shoved up her this is a reverse advertisement for Joe he's like you're saying you can go 40 m hour with impact yeah what's the injury that you would sustain from a bathing suit entering your what you said ████ Vagas severe and permanent bodily injury she was immediately rushed to the hospital and that's what they found out they had to they had to surgically remove her bathing suit from her vagina you got to be kidding no way what the
4:14 ████ her bathing suit got lodged she going to make it was all the way up there yeah it was up there so bad they had to have four doctors pull it out C-section dude I'm like how do you like what's the injury you would get a clip Burn yeah oh okay she got clip burned she lubricated from the water get wasn't enough oh my God that means the vagina didn't want to let go of The Babys suit either it's just holding on it was scared that's vaginal conflict man vaginal conflict they're suing Disney for more than $50,000 they're accusing the company of negligence say Disney failed to provide her and other riders with proper protective clothing and failed to warn them of inherent dangers I hate these lawsuits cuz it makes it less fun for the restes it cuz next time you go it's like you got to wear this ████ Armor what's the statistic of people that ride that ride that don't get hurt versus the people that do get hurt I think it's 9 95% says 9 she
5:06 should lose then if you go to theme parks outside of America it's way more fun really yeah because they don't get sued way more deaths too yeah so then the things are just crazier the speeds are crazier everything is like yeah Mexican theme parks are on another level yeah sucks for this chick but nah dude she should she's going to ruin it for the rest of us yeah no she should suck it up you know that's why the ████ grounds are so whack now oh yeah remember in Australia and you see the playgrounds they ████ go like three four stories high and then the parents just let all the kids climb and ours is only like they're not very tall everyone suing over here everything looks like oh so safe so safe cuz the city gets sued everybody gets sued ████ all these people getting injured and sued it's like duh it's a dangerous thing it's your fault I mean if they tell you to not open your legs I mean don't open
5:57 your legs would you crazy yeah why would you open your legs yeah you ████ horny ████ so they don't even say they could just say keep your legs crossed yeah why why wouldn't you keep your legs crossed in 1994 there was a young girl she was 14 years old and she went on she was at Disney's Typhoon Lagoon she went on crush and gusher and they said that her bathing suit went so far up her body that she was killed instantly but all of her bathing suit went up went up her ████ you mean it just went and it just got sucked into a ████ I mean the ride name was crush and gusher oh ████ be care what's the stats on that be careful about that one that one has a has a higher um fatality rate oh have you heard of uh the one in knots there was the tsunam there's the tsunami punani that one was CRA I heard about the story where this girl was writing the tsunami
6:49 punai the bathing suit got ████ it sucked up right into that ████ hole and she had a strap that was here and it went Bing and it snapped and it got stuck down did she Sue N she should have though they were glad she died cuz you would have won yeah but you got a you straight defamation now it was a giant cover up it was tire cover that didn't happen at perilous plunge though dude really yeah but now we're making it too real what do you mean when you worked in knots did you didn't you manage the water ride you I was I was managing Bigfoot rapid yeah yeah yeah big rapig that's one of my favorite you never saw any ████ injuries ████ injuries were happening on the ████ daily d I was guy they had they had to ████ pay me to sign an NDA too cuz I had to keep on ████ crying that ████ out with the jaws of life wow you you the ████ dis lodger yeah we had a we had a
7:40 ████ patent pending for a tool that we used to ████ crank ████ pend out why girls so dumb are you seeing chicks bathing suits just get sucked all the way up there every day yeah so many people go to NAS very Farm wearing bathing suits r with the waterpr that's so scary have you guys ever been to the water park at Magic Mountain the one next to Hurricane Harbor yeah I haven't been there no I never been to a water park can we do a I've been ring Waters Raging Waters I've never been either ring Waters is dope outside of every kid ████ ████ and peeing they're ████ awesome I want to try Typhoon Lagoon I want to try the crush Crusher gush crushing gush you don't want tsunami punani I to try tsunami punani as a as a guy right next to perilous ████ later think they shut down Hurricane Harbor they did yeah I think so right that's what n cuz chicks were having to wear
8:31 terway bathing suit what the hell that's what I heard Soak City is the one that they C so City that's true I've been to so City that's a not sick dude wait was that at knot I think yeah that's the knot one we don't have any water park at Disneyland though here right that's so this is Disney World yeah Disney World Disney World yeah I never been in Disney World have you guys crushing yeah crushing gusher we should go to hey JK goes to water park would be hilarious it's just all I've never been man also showing up with a bunch of grown dudes with video cameras is also weird as tattoos visible tattoos just having fun being a couple boys you know we're just having we're asking the staff Hey where's tsunami punani it's not on the
9:21 map anymore is it still here did you guys rename it the crushing gusher now crushing gusher yeah I don't like it when people complain too much about their injuries on rides cuz it ruins it for the rest of us just suck it up dud it's like just get hurt you're the only one you're the only one everyone else is having a good time we're not dumb like if we get hurt yeah that's our fault you should award the ████ seat belt you think she was a little heavy probably doesn't say if you're going 40 m hour on a slide sometimes that's the only times I wish I was fat cuz when you're doing zip lines or anything gravity wise like the bigger you are the quicker you go yeah there are a lot of like lawsuits with rides where the person had a body that was usually not ideal for the seat yeah yeah yeah that happens a lot but it's
10:11 also like you know that was perilous plunge the lady was top heavy and then she ████ as the thing was like going downwards she fell over the oh that's really how that happened yeah and then so she fell onto the thing and the thing rolled over and her ████ kid was next to her so her kid her kid washed her ████ and she died why did they let her ride it cuz they didn't want a fat shame probably that's why they let that one kid on remember that one kid that was on the drop ride fell out they didn't want to Fat shame him I think sometimes you have to Fat shame you do for safety you have to man so you don't die I mean yeah if it's your life that's probably the worst way to go out is no but they'll get sued for fat shaming dude dude she wanted to go ride a horse and then they said that there's a 200 lb limit so she can't and then she was going all over like oh fat Shamy fat sham and all the comments were like like well what about the the poor horse yeah
11:02 step on the scale then let's see was did the horse look extra worried did the horse afterwards go his knees were shaking no cuz anyone that's like over 200 something lbs they have to get a bigger horse prepared for that day brought the pony out yeah the one that carries the ████ carries cuz those are big ████ horses those guys are huge yeah they got to prepare but then that they didn't get that full ready that day uh you got to put inject steroids into a ████ cdale yeah just so you don't fast chame somebody you got to reinforce the cdale dude that's so funny got to make it have thicker ankles ████ a horse up to keep the somebody's emotions okay yeah dud ████ the emo like don't worry we'll ████ this horse up for
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