0:00 [Music] in blank news thank you thank you submitted by blinker request by blanker that's pretty much how it got at the end there it's like you have to just make this ████ up eventually yeah all right in conor mcgregor news i know you like honor i do not anymore uh yeah i do i'm still fantastic do you feel like conor mcgregor lost his edge because he's so rich now he doesn't care if he wins or lose because he's got his yachts he just wants to sell whiskey now yeah he he's too successful to be a fighter right there like very very well he's very the rock almost on it right he's like going in that trajectory but it's also like dude he's he's doing a lot of alcohol he's doing a lot of coke this ████ every video so he's living it up he's coked up and he's probably has great business ideas well
0:51 in conor mcgregor news he lands his first acting role alongside jake gyllenhaal wow road house what's that no it's oh yeah they were doing a movie called october sky 2. it is roadhouse what role does he have is it actually a roadhouse or yeah yeah it's a reimagining of the beloved classic i don't know about that great movie it is so great for swayze movies to not be touched i don't yeah that's a ████ good movie just make a ████ new movie man so the film marks a new step in the ufc fighter's career and while the details of his character remain unknown jake takes on the role of a former ufc fighter turned bouncer in the new film so we take it that connor's fighting spirit will come uh very very handy in the second it'll be funny is if he he just gets cast to to be the guy that goes i used to ████ guys like you in prison yeah yeah but with irish accents
1:41 just that movement so amazon studios announced the film on twitter saying fight icon conor mcgregor expands his storied career into film to join jake gyllenhaal in the reimagining of the beloved classic roadhouse if they still have the bigfoot scene i'm all in directed by doug lehmann the film will be an amazon original released to 240 countries and territories on prime video sort of straight to prime video it's already feeling sad why is that every time i see the prime logo i'm always like oh no i don't know the one that i liked was the new remake [Music] so good no no you have to go with that you have to go with that because i remember when that came out it was the one with brandy no no that one's very good that's actually way better than the ████ pizza ████ thank you i saw that as a kid no the only one i i watched was man in a high castle that
2:31 was sick oh the show the show yeah you liked it i liked it well i like the world and the concept and everything yeah that is a cool concept yeah it was like um it's like it's like an alternate world where in world war ii nazi oh yeah and then the the us is split into oh that's too long that's interesting yeah yeah it's a really and then there's like one territory in the middle that's kind of like the uh uh i guess the like the buffer zone yeah no it's like it's like the no man's land oh it's kind of like the mad max area fans america and nazi america wow that's cool and then in this plate in the in the in the the man in the high castle he has these films and ████ and like it gets leaked but it's about an alternate world our world where uh the the u.s won
3:22 the war and that ████ gets passed around and ████ and it starts ████ with people's heads and like and they're like freedom fighters get a hold of it that's cool yeah it's a really dope concept cool concept yeah all right but i really like that and that was the only thing i watched prime for other than that like i just buy things on prime you do you know i hear i hear the boys is good boys is good oh yeah i've heard i've seen the boys number one thing i'm excited about for prime videos the lord of the rings prequel that's nerdy that's coming out on prime it's on it's on prime it's coming out in like september it's ████ when is anybody here lord of the rings yeah i like lord of the rings i think it sucks yeah only for prime you don't like the talking tree i think it absolutely sucks so wait you think do you think once you lose your virginity you no longer like lord of the rings yeah true dude hey when i lost my virginity yeah you got me tripped up sure you lost still
4:13 fired up right now dude i still like lord of the rings so you stayed you stayed version you stayed loyal to your virgin nick nick has had sex with one woman who just tricks him every night he doesn't even know what sex is she's way older than me too it's gonna be too many capes you gotta have capes in the earth i don't like all the cloaks and all the ████ capes when you're traveling that long you need a ████ cape why they're definitely more cloaks than it pricks you from the sun that's what it does yeah for sure is that actually worth no but they have the elven cloaks that like look like rocks and ████ when you're hiding they're very very good they're actually all of them i only remember the end of the first one where they get with the elves and ████ they look out into the scene that small little piece of that that portion of the movie is my only memory of all of them i think you're making that up you also you
5:04 also only watch movies once each but that was like ████ 18 years old or something yeah i don't think you have the attention span to watch a lord of the rings let alone a trilogy i do remember saying this movie is so long it is very long at the end of it i'm like why are these ████ elves ████ with the ████ ears like man why is it so long but it's whatever it is it is one of those movies that if you're watching it and you like get distracted for a little bit you come back and you just don't enjoy it like you have to like really live in the world you got to really like fantasy i want i gave it a chance i watched all of them dudes what about like game what about like gamers i remember the war the big ████ war joe [Laughter] it was a war best remember there was a wall like there's always there's a sword in it there's a ████ sword
5:55 do you remember watch there is remember lords too ████ elves they got these ear things what about sneakers what is that about oh that's the same movie so that's what this is what 80d does to your brain when you're watching something oh i like that movie okay so you do like lord of the rings i was thinking about how you are a virgin yeah welcome back to virginity yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we missed you hobbit was even more whack yeah yeah for sure hobbit was a really good book though i've heard that dude you know what i will say though i wasn't super into lord of the rings because growing up and playing rpgs so ████ much you're so used to that and everyone around you acting like it's this new like you know because a lot of people
6:46 weren't at that nerdy until lord of the rings totally and then they're all telling you like oh my god the adventure and the elements and the characters and you're like dude that's ████ every game like one of the rings okay you say yeah yeah are you a virgin are you a virgin awesome thank you all right i guess yeah i guess some people some people who are who have had sex before told you also like hey that's a case study right there right in your freaking faces i was wrong the delivery guy likes lord of the rings and he has had sex before he says he crushes it that's what he said that's what you just said whoever's account that just got ordered through that's going to get a little review now so what movie did i watch the lord of the weed rings is and then they're like my precious and then i remember that what's the other movie where there was a
7:36 ████ at the end there's like a there's a ████ like elven ████ and then there's like the ████ good looking guys and then those the ████ ugly guys and they're like looking off into the ████ doors a lot of looking off in the distance yeah yeah yeah yeah looking after this just another the third one maybe okay so i think maybe at the end of the first one it's just the hobbits looking off into mordor not very peaceful distance they're like looking off into like destruction and doom what's the one where they were going to gay kiss for sure 100 percent that's always all three frodo sam sam and frodo ████ ████ definitely canon like gay they're supposed to be gay wow they just get really close but sam is a ████ though cause every time he was like mr frodo's mr frodo's i'm like shut up ████ you're a fan now you're right now it's all going back he's coming back yeah yeah yeah he's the ████ thing he's got like the
8:37 that's what i gotta confuse with [Laughter] about narnia stuff yeah bro i got it i got it ████ up with narnia all right ████ lord of the rings and then you remember the the my my all-time favorite is the ████ the ████ the when they go through the closet that's narnia the lion the witch in the wardrobe all right joey's a big movie buff and a huge fan of film playing the lion that's the new game because when santa claus hooks them up with all the weapons remember that ████ santa claus yes oh and jingle all the way is that reindeer games
9:27 not like flick charlie's thing joe to describe movies he's watched in the past and then we all try to guess yeah that's the new that's the new jk park right now and we're gonna pass no but like when jungle cruise that moment when they when santa claus gives them all like different weapons yes like ████ gets the arrows yeah yeah ████ gets arrows who's the ████ okay here you go that ████ over there you know and then like i was like dude that's sick and then that one kid gets that weak ass one i forgot what it was but it was like it was like ████ stupid you know i like how joe always dreamed of making a movie but he's never sat through a whole movie he's like movies oh i never watched i never watched the whole one one watch per movie too yeah i do like watch his first 15 minutes at a time
10:17 yo i watched some movies on the plane coming here so what was the movie you watched i watched the app the outfit is sick okay um it's about i wouldn't have guessed it's about a tailor uh a person who makes clothes from england right wonderful story and he's involved with the mob because the mafia comes in and they have to drop off uh like little letters and ████ but i don't want to spoil it because it's a murder mystery i'll get i'll give joe credit for anything mob related yeah yeah but then i'm expecting yeah that's like joe's literally being in joe's pov he's like and then the mobster's wife well first there's a baby crying and then i and then somebody asks if you want some water it's all real world things it puts all the swirls all together joe doesn't know how to compartmentalize my mouth comes in i had to fasten my seat belt and then they started serving did you
11:07 know chicken katsu was in the movie which is ████ dope i flew to united and they gave me chicken curry katsu that's dope that was one of the options appropriating from where to where only you why oh that makes sense they gave everyone else they're like would you like they're like would you like a tofu something something or would you like chicken katsu and i'm like are you ████ with me right now oh you speak english did you say chicken katsu imagine get a load of this ████ speaks english [Laughter] get a load of katsu it's just a joke but you're all enjoying it joe when you go off the plane did they give you a lay huh they gave me a bow they gave you about i'm just kidding did they still do that no no no
11:57 i want to fly in on a pan am and then ████ walk outside and then they ████ put on the leg and on the on spirit if you're wearing a way they ████ so they just they go through your whole body and take it back can you please lift your leg thank you they just do the motion they just hula hoop you you
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