0:00 [Music] It's annoying. It's pretty annoying. It's pretty annoying actually. You also get yelled at. You'll be camera. You just get spoken down to every video at some point. Yeah, every single video. It'll be funny when Colleen just stands up. That's when the video ends. Oh yeah, Colleen should end the video or Steve's punch lines every time. So stupid. You just stand. You eat all my punch lines. I keep ending it at like 3 minutes. Intercept all of his punchlines. Start from the top. It's not good enough. 17 though. 17. Anytime Steve goes This reminds me of a just in the middle of somebody's deep talk. We got to turn Colleen into a sweat shop boy today. Sweat shop boy. Switch up. Yesterday uh he's all looking
0:50 at me. He's like, "So, how many videos we doing today?" I was like told the usual amount. He's like, "I'm tomorrow. That's a lot to prepare. Yeah. Every time. Yeah. Freaking 23 23 videos a day. Yeah. And there have to be 17 to 20 minutes. That's why we need Aerys in the in the mix, bro. And they have to be We'll get three vids. We'll get three vids off. 10 videos of just Aerys. Three videos. Three story time with Aerys back here, dude. That's what I'm ████ Go through the first Tell us about the first 10 hookups you've had. We're going to we're going to burn three Aris videos today. Yeah. Just every video is Aerys telling us like how he lost his virginity another time. So tell us that one time you had sex in that closet. How many virginities have you collected? Yeah. Virginia.
1:41 Oh, with Anthony. That's 20 minutes on why Ryan was so confused. You had a Cookie Monster shirt on. Give them your ASL. ASL. He was so confused. He was like age. Uh-huh. Sex. Uhhuh. Location. Yeah. Give me your ASL. 40. ████ Thank you. Skid is hella nice. No. 41. Oh, you're the youngest guy in the world. I was honestly I forgot the cameras were on. That's kind of ████ up. That is super ████ up. I kind of forgot the cameras on. I was about to say some wild ████ right now. You should say it anyways. Needs to be. This is how you looked before digital cameras. The people need to know who you really are. There you go. This is who I am. I think this is You kind of look the same for the last like 30 years of your life though, huh? Practically. Yeah. Bro, you don't have
2:32 any lines, bro. I have no crows feet, dude. He doesn't have any leg hair at all. For real. Put him up. Put it up. Put the shin up. He has no body hair. Too much socks. He can't grow it. Is that crazy? Yo, that's pretty crazy. You might be the smoothest. I would love that. Mexican girls hate him. Yeah, for real. Hate it. Look at your arms. Your arms are like that always. Get out. Right. Right. The boss. s in that chair. Sit in that chair. Sit in Joe's chair. Sit in Joe's chair. Joe's chair. I got to ask Aaron more questions. Really? Why? Are you slippery in the water? Are you really slippery? No. Yeah, you need a water polo. That would be a I when I was uh whenever I I get wet or slick, I'm very slippery. So, you you had to shave every time. I didn't shave. I didn't need to. What? Water pol. I'm like you, brother. I'm like you. But now you're a hairless guy. But when I got in
3:22 like my early 30s, well 30s that I started getting hair on my kneecaps. Yeah. My hair started coming in. Yeah. Oh, damn. Early 30s. Yeah. Hair started coming in. Your first cube. When did you get your first cube? It took me like I wasn't I I remember feeling hella like late to the party. This is as much hair as I get. You know, you have a zipper on the side of those Lululemon pants. Whatever, dude. I like to pull it up. All right. That's just my style. Really? It might like cramp your calf. Are those really Lululemon? Are those pink shoes? Yeah, the pants are pants. Are they? Yeah. That's really fancy. Right off. It's a right off. Trainers get like 50% off for Do you feel these these pants are actually probably like $20 to make? Do you feel the difference? What's up? Do you feel the difference in performance? Yeah, they feel like regular sweaters. You get more performance out of them. It's like better gas mileage.
4:13 It smells like better MPG. I don't I don't get a better job performance running to work. Yeah, I don't run to work. You shave off like 2 minutes. Yeah, your sessions get done faster. Colleen's making a fool of me right now. I don't like that. That's not how I track performance. I don't like women laugh at me. Big sis big sis vibes. Dude, you get your arm bars swifter? No, I don't actually. Do you have like one of these when I roll? Do you have a built-in like aren't you really used to uh like women making fun of you because you had you grew up with sisters? I'm used to people making fun of me just in general. Whether it's women or men, I'm not really You prefer women making fun of you or men. Yeah. If you had to choose. Nah, I have no preference. No preference. Let's see. I have no preference. I think it's funny. I equality, baby. I always go up to the I'm like, I don't like when women laugh at me. And she's immediately like, stop,
5:04 stop, stop. She just like starts cutting me off. Yeah. She hates when I do that. Yo, that's so funny. Okay, what else do you do to Nikki where what else do you do to Nikki where she rap? I don't. Oh god. You do a bunch of ████ to her. Oh, like stop. Yeah, she does. What's another thing you do? Top of my head, I'm trying to think. Um, I like to like I Yeah, that's my favorite one. One of my favorite ones to do. We flip each other off a lot. Like a lot a lot. But she doesn't go She doesn't do this randomly. just like, "Hey, seriously right now." What makes her go like, "Oh, the women laugh at me." One, that voice just gets to her. I've done that since we started dating and she really it really ████ with her a little bit. You try to change the variation of like what you say. I just Yeah. I go like, "You are a you're a very pretty woman."
5:57 Like, Steve, you're underwater. Does she want right after nothing more pretty? Very romantic. It's like RFK kind of. You know what I mean? A little bit. ████ He sounds a little bit like you kind of cracked the baseline of it. I've been working on my RFK. No, some people on on social media people do their RFK impression and some of them are really good cuz it sounds very complex cuz he does the cold. Yeah. And he's underwater as both. And it's scratchy at the same time. Same thing as Val Kilmer's. I think he just can't speak. Didn't Val Kilmer just lose his voice completely? Val Kilmer couldn't talk. Yeah. But I mean that's ████ up you bring that up. That's actually my Hey RP, too. We should make a note. I'm making a note right now to save you. No, this isn't a real video. This is just getting ready with us. Problem is RFK's problem here. Don't worry about it. RFK.
6:48 His vocal cords are tightened or something. It's a brain thing. Yeah, Valkyr had like a degenerative brain thing, right? For real. Did they Did they reconstruct his voice for uh Yeah, they used AI. They just used RFK. They used like some of his old movies and AI apparently. Talk about Don't say anything about vaccines or anything. Just keep it Top Gun related. Did you guys watch the new Top Gun? ████ yeah. An hour. I like I know. I heard that. Hey, come over and watch it. I will. You got to see it on Yeah, I want to see on You got to see it on a movie theater. Cool. I I haven't seen the rest of it, too. You want to ask of us? You got to see it on 40X. 40X? Dude, have you seen anything? I have. It's actually quite obnoxious. It looks like a pain in my ass. You like it? You like it? I don't like it. You rolling your eyes. 40X is tight when they have smells, though. It's cool, but it's just overdone. Guy, too. Don't you got to wear a headset and ████ No. No. No. Have you
7:38 done 5DX? Do you have to be sitting in the middle of the mall though? Like in one of those five dimensions. Haptic feedback with like a worker in Asia. Just like on you. Every time I do VR headset cuz I have my glasses guy. It always hurts. You know why Tom Cruz didn't bring his main squeeze back and then he started he's he's with this other girl now. Oh, why? Tom Cruz what? He didn't bring his main squeeze back, but he's with the other girl. like fat and ugly now. He's superficial. Keller, what's her name? New girl or is No, the old one. The old the main one. The blonde. The ball busting blonde, dude. Cuz it's like why did they bring that other girl back? The timeline when it shows them like side by side. Oh, it's hard to keep up with me. So that's like it's like I dated my friend the first movie. Do you think they just sent like a bunch of producers to like watch her house and like look Yeah, she's not that hot anymore. Here we go. We got to cast
8:28 somebody else. Somebody else call. It's like Jesse Clemens in Breaking Bad. Remember when they did El Camino? Oh yeah. He would looked like a completely different guy, but they still kept it the same. It's like, dude, that's not the same dude. Well, also, didn't they do a prequel with him? And I'm like, you look so different. That's what it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was like, we all like the character too much to care. They try to obscure him by like putting like a like a metal grading in the way for most of his shots. That's true. That's like an transition scenes in Apocalypse Now apparently, what's his name? Showed up to set to make sure that all stuff like their bottles aren't popping up. You know what I'm saying? Nicholas Cage. No, Marlon Brando. Marlon Brando showed up to Apocalypse Now. Like he's supposed to play this like military guy who's been stuck in the jungle, so he's like really lean and like hasn't eaten anything. And he shows up like fat
9:18 as hell like Marlon Miranda. And then the director Copala had to like film him in the dark. Oh, that was that was genius though. Yeah, it was smart. It was smart. ████ Yeah, that's ████ up. Isn't that crazy? That's funny because I just was talking about Castaway about how he legitimately they they took a one year production break so that he could lose 40 lbs for dude. When actors drop weight that fast, that's insane, dude. I think he said he would never do that again. Or like when guys get buff like remember Jill Hall got buff as hell out of nowhere, but he was skinny as hell. Prince of Persia. Uh Prince of Persia. They they just green lit Round uh Roadhouse 2. Thank god. Roadhouse 2. Who's the director on it? It's actually a dope director. Conor McGregor. Roadhouse 2 to follow the remade Roadhouse. Yeah. Was the remade Roadhouse good enough for everyone? No, but it made tons of money. There you go.
10:10 Brother directed by Guy Richie. Oh, that's why. I'm hyped about that. Actually, they just green lit Shidler's List, too. No, they didn't. Yeah. Ooh, the return of the gas chamber. Didn't even need it, but I liked it. I like the title. Didn't even need it. Yeah, it get it gets it freaking Now it's about the perspective of the chambers. Yeah, it follows the perspective. Yeah. S███'s list two. Secret of the ooze. Yeah, dude. Super shredder. Let's go, man. Everyone involved gets black ball. Yeah. Oh, number two is actually Hiller in a pile of rocks and then his hand comes out like that at the end and then that's great. And you see that it's like he's like Shredder. Yeah. You see like the ar welcome to Argentina in the back. Oh
11:01 yeah. You guys hear about that? Like this thumbs up. He goes from here to he goes back down. I think the president just they have their JFK files. It's actually like Hitler lived in Argentina and he released them files. I haven't seen it though and I can't read it cuz it's in Spanish. Did they pick Argentine out of everything to like Well, they were already doing stuff there like with their military and stuff. Oh, they were already sending people there establishing another like whole colony secretly cuz the plan B is like they can attack from South America. Well, what's funny is everybody already knew they were doing it. Yeah. Oh, so that's why they kept on going to Argentina fighting Nazis all the time. I guess we'll find out when the movie's out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. You should watch this documentary called Finding Hitler. No way. No, it's a real
11:52 It's That's a Finding Nemo ████ parody. That's a Oh, I' I've seen like two episodes of that. Yeah, we talked about it here a little bit. He was trying to find Hitler. He's trying to find Hitler and uh joke, but it's so real and it's so good. It's actually dope. I watched like the first like two cuz it's not on TV. It's like it used to be, I think. Yeah. It became a really good travel show. eat food in different places and you're like Argentina and hit up all the nasty neighborhoods like wow the yogurt here's good way more like no reservations but I think we're okay though we're like out of bounds so I think we could come in as tourists and they're like we don't care about you Chinese you know oh yeah yeah true but then you know if you're Jewish or there's a bunch of like Nazi architecture in like Argentina right what what is Nazi architecture oh dude you're going to love it like it's like majal like silos those silver crosses
12:43 everywhere. Uh like how do I know if I'm looking at Well, they built like a church over there or something. Yeah, they got a eagle with the two S's. Oh yeah, I'm sure somebody could break it down and it's not going to be me. So, I'm going to just I'm going to pass on that one. It's not like MCM. You'd have to take a look at it. Actually, it's pretty Nazi architecture. Let me put my BP on real quick. Do you mind? Uh, no problem. Hey, if we didn't if we had no attachment of like feelings and the history and stuff like that, right? Where are we going? I I I am more jealous of their fashion and what their cars and everything like during that time. America looked very plain like their soldiers didn't have a cool look like unis, dude. They had a really cool like they took time. I would be on the side of cool. Yeah. Like their jackets weren't that tactical back then. Hugo
13:33 boss look, you know? No digital camos and in their planes and like cars and everything like Yeah. It's like they thought it out. That was like where Adidas ended up coming from too. Yeah. Yeah. Apparently a lot of really cool things. Yeah. A lot of really cool stuff came from that. I like they did they do waves better than we do. Waves. Waves. Oh yeah. It's very streamlined gestures. Yeah. Which is really more like a DJ. that collects cool songs. Like all those things were, you know, Swastasa came from India. That sign, that s███'s actually Roman. He's a fighter, dude. There's nothing original. None of that ████ is original. That sucks how what he did to the Buddhist, the Buddhist symbol. That mustache, Charlie Chaplan, dude. Yeah, that's
14:24 absolutely right. Who wore it first? Charlie Chap, right? Can you Google it? Yeah, you did. Yep. There was Charlie Chaplain and Winston Churchill. He had that too. Was Churchill? He had that little mustache. Oh, Michael Jordan did it in the hands commercial. Remember that one? You ever see that? Mm- Yeah, he did have that. There was a bunch of controversy cuz he was like on an airplane. That was like the whole premise of the commercial. And a guy's like sneaking by. He's like, "Hannes, huh? I wear Hannes just like Michael Jordan." And Michael Jordan's like, but the whole time he has like a really like tight Hitler stash. And people were like, "What's that about?" And everybody was like, "Michael Jordan, so I guess we'll just kind of let him rock with it." And and then everyone forgot. Well, yeah, that's us taking it back. And here we are now. I us talking about it. Nobody still wears it, though.
15:15 What subscriber count do we need to hit for you to just have a Hitler stash for a week? I do it right now. Yeah. We get 150 likes. 100 to shave. Those bars are so funny. We get 100 likes. You got to shave this to be also Hitler beard. Just like one straight line down. Then that's the Kamicaza landing strip. Oh, lit. Is that actually derogatory? No, be it's just a joke because they didn't land. They always just crashed. If How much how many subs or how many likes for you to shave the Japanese rising sun on your side of your head? I do that for free. Yeah. For the love. I'm doing it for the pride of Japan, man. How much for the the JK logo? The old old school one tattooed on your neck. Hella gangster right here. A lot of money. Cuz it hurts right here. Cuz it hurts. Only cuz it hurts. Yep.
16:05 Yep. How much you get? How much you get? Only the previous cast tatted on your back. Oh, dude. Like a almost like a Last Supper. Oh, dude. Um like none of us are there. Just everyone else who's been here. $30 and 100 likes in El Poo Loco credits. Oh man, I haven't eaten that like every week. A po logo? Hell yeah. This chicken breast meal? Yep. Dude, I probably haven't ate chicken breast in like five, six years cuz I ████ hate it. That's all I eat right now. You hate chicken breast? Life is good. Anyone else hate chicken breast? Is that like a thing you could hate? I'm not even trying to be fit. It's just I got ████ Yeah, you're I got a stomach ache. Gut health, huh? Aren't you trying to be fit, too, though? Yeah, but then the stomach ache
16:56 made it easier. Oh, okay. Yeah, duty. It's not even just discipline. It's like if you don't do it, you die. I'm telling you, man. If you have a if you have a sickness or something, it makes it so much easier to stay away from food. Hey, food poisoning is the best weight loss plan. 10 lbs 3 days. We call it a jump start for like 4 days before you even get it all back. Sugar can trigger endo. Yeah. Like sugar. A lot of sugar. Inflammation, baby. And is there is there any sugary food that's so good that you're like, "F███ it. I'll Oh, I still do it." Really? What's your life? Uh, chocolate. Any kind of chocolate. Funnel cakes. Just funnel cakes. Chocolate funnel. Are you a dark chocolate chick? Yeah. Yeah, I know. But does it still satisfy your cravings if it say like unsweetened dark chocolate? Unsweetened dark chocolate. That sounds
17:48 like them both. You know the variety. Pure cacao. Like Yeah. Nothing. It's like the It's still in the plant. Damn. Yeah. ████ Why chocolate? It's not even chocolate. It's not even chocolate. It's like butter, isn't it? Yeah. Was it good? Thunderbolts. You saw it? Yeah. Was it good? You saw it already. Wait, what? Did you see Thunderbolts? I saw S. Can you talk about it for 20 minutes? Yeah. Can you talk about for 20 minutes? We might be out of this one. Yeah, we're we're heading out of this one right now. We're out of this one. You didn't stand up yet. I just want you to talk about Thunderbolts. She's going to stand up. She's going to stand up right when you start talking. I'm really interested about Thunderbolt. Has 18 minutes. Then Joe has to pay the editors more money. No, we can't. Hurry up. Hurry up, guys. Go. Go.
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