0:00 thank you [Music] anybody see uh in the news recently there was this toddler who was bitten by a snake oh yeah that ████ looks crazy the Cobra one uh this would be the photo of both the toddler and the snake for all of your viewing that's the dude that got bit in the face by the door oh no is that to scale imagine that's to scale yeah snake two I saw a Cambodian kid or something getting bit by a snake a cobra and then his homie was sucking out the blood oh I did see that one as well it's like a city slicker but this one this one's a cute one because it's a toddler right so the blood sucked the poisonous basically uh a two-year-old in Bingle turkey
0:50 was bitten by the snake and once a snake bit her on the face she was like ah picked up a stamp bit it back holy he killed it wow but isn't that what they say like you're supposed to do if you have bitten by a snake you're supposed to catch it bite back not by back but so you know that like what kind of snake bit you or if you tried catching and bite you four more times it's like you die faster from more snake bites from the same snake probably uh and yeah if your circulation goes up that's like oh because you're like Venom yeah but at a certain point it becomes anti-venom dude on the fifth bite yeah like seven and up come on man the snake won't bite you for the last time it's all yeah I know what you're trying to do yeah
1:44 so uh yeah she uh she was bitten in Turkey uh that's not the same kid was it no that's that's the kid oh that was a kid and then she decided to bite the the snake back and she was playing with this uh snake in her uh family home Garden so she's just playing with the ████ random yeah she was just out in the garden you know there's a snake pops up in the garden in turkey that's just what happens uh what's in a venomous snake snake or not uh I don't think it was venomous Peter I better get a garden Shake yeah garden snake and it just bit her on the lip uh it's crazy in her in her I guess automatic response slash maybe not so much Panic yeah she took it picked it up started biting the ████ out of it and then uh neighbors were horrified when they found the girl with the 20-inch snake that was just bitten to death and clamped between her teeth it was like in her mouth hell
2:35 yeah dude ████ G yeah better not bite me Marcus toddlers don't play around that's why their Dental Programs so good there because everyone's biting ████ snakes and ████ he's reputation no they grow up biting snakes when they grow up do you think that would be like a natural human reaction dude I think kids maybe maybe like a two-year-old didn't she used to bite ████ when you were a kid for no reason uh I think yeah but I think if something were to like create harm on me you know I wouldn't think like oh revenge like dude if I was two I would have been crying like a little bit I'd be crying the whole time I think biting is a is an attack from kids because my nephew bit the ████ out of my cheek dude like my my my um he was getting frustrated and ████ because he didn't have his nap and ████ so like I was like okay I'll ████
3:25 hold him for a second and then when he was coming to me he got my face and that food started biting for dear life and I was like ah ████ son of a ████ and that it felt like my mouth was like Mochi and that that fool's like stretching it out and I was like trying to ████ pull him out and I was like damn dude what the ████ especially kid teeth you're gonna lift their rear legs oh dude and I remember when my niece would fight they would fight with their uh Brothers then she would uh I think she bit him in the butt it's pretty so like so like they're like yeah she turned around and she was like and ████ bitters ████ butt cheek and he was like ow you know I think that's a I think it's an attack using your teeth yeah one of my cousins who's like 20 years older than me when she used to babysit me uh I I remember
4:17 distinctly my memory like biting her arm because that was funny and then like uh I then I forgot that I did that and then like years and years later I was like dang how'd you get that scar and she goes yeah when you were a kid you bit me there and then it came back and I was like oh you bit that hard I bit that ████ heart she has a scar and she's like 50 something I bit my mom like that I remember being like two or three and my mom would play this game with like the bugs coming like the bugs coming the bugs coming and she like tickled me and I didn't want it she's like the bugs doing the bugs coming and I remember uh one time I was just so frustrated I was like and I ████ bid as hard as I could and my mom just started crying and then I remember my dad coming home and then uh my mom she's like what's going on and uh I told my my dad the story and he started laughing and I didn't understand
5:08 like why my mom would cry and my dad would laugh oh that was just so little I didn't understand emotions you know I was like what so am I supposed to or no I don't even know I'll get it home yeah yeah you better hand I bet that ████ as hard as I could because it was ████ I don't want no bug on why you can't be tickling people dude no yeah Lorenzo does it all the time really I think it bites hard oh yeah yeah you yell at him but then like he thinks it's funny so keep finally stop and he goes I can't stop do you know what would happen if I closed this message do you know who I am what are you supposed to do when they bite like that Conor you literally just you sit there you wait it out because you can't pull on it because it'll get worse you don't tell them stop or something oh yeah a dog or a kid
5:58 you're like hey you don't ████ do that the dog are good it's like anything kids do to get a guaranteed reaction is gonna keep doing they're gonna keep doing it that's why you have to be audition them to like a different set of uh boring when they bite you why are you crying were you crying no it doesn't hurt just thinking of a really sad memory oh the Hindenburg what a tragedy yeah so it does say specifically that uh she's very lucky because it wasn't a more vicious and venomous type of snake because imagine not only if it was venomous and she like bites into it and ████ like that she gets all that poison I don't know I don't know if that's how it works with snakes and stuff but still I think it's going your bloodstream then
6:48 it coagulates your blood yeah you're ingesting it potentially but that may be just the snake blood because the Venom is in the fangs um you get bit by a cobra in the leg or something let me pull it up for you I'm watching jackass and he was like putting his face he looks like he's like 11. oh snap and that was taking it like a champ dude he's like his leg is bit ████ his homie comes over and just sucks like the ████ blood out of it spits it out homie man yeah yeah and then like he's just taking it like in the snake's ████ massive too it's really big snakes are a little ████ ████ huh have you seen a lot of snake videos lately yeah it's like how come it's been very popular on the ████ Explorer page snake attacks why
7:39 why is it all popping up on our ████ I know it's gonna pop up more now me and taika and Geo we were hiking and then uh I think it must have been a trail where someone hasn't been in a while so like the wildlife got more comfortable and then as we're going we just see the snake go oh go across and then we turn the corner like maybe another like half mile down and attack was like oh and then look at the big snake but this time it wasn't a big snake it was just one big ass lizard ████ the other lizard but it was like this lizard was like ████ this big and it was just one on top of each other but they look extra long and I'm like oh that's that's not a snake that's a little different they're they're doing something they're playing yeah yeah they're they're the Best Buy they're doing something
8:30 you know Taco is that the closest you've ever had to having to explain sex to him I think so good thing you didn't say this is the moment yeah it's time to swear so the birds and the bees I was like that's not a snake that's just two like lizards like wrestling so when two male lizards each other they love each other very much look I'm wrestling like the lizard no no no no no no no no taking his bag I didn't there's apparently a lot of kids recently have been bit by venomous snakes so I'm literally seeing a bunch of random ████ but in front of this article pulls up that talks about a man who attended a funeral recently of his brother who was killed by a snake before being bitten himself and then also killed by one no way and also right next to it there's 18 plus wedding dresses
9:21 that made guests uncomfortable article do you want to be in uh let's look at that one I wanna what kind of wedding dresses I don't want to be uncomfortable though no it's like a skin paint yeah it's tight so it's like the whole ████ wedding party's butt naked and ████ like that hey I mean if if those are your type of homies and but then your family's all showing up aunties and uncles no this 22 year old man those who died by snake bite days after he travels to attend the funeral's brother who had been killed by a snake that's pretty ████ curse bro someone did a curse there's been a rise in snake attacks here I'm telling you it's been crazy it's like Nationwide I uh I had a cobra thrown in a room um that I was sitting in once it's kind of crazy what I went to uh when I went to Vietnam we hung out in the jungle and uh what they do is they throw a cobra in the middle of the room and then for fun
10:12 yeah for fun and the Snake Charmer is like you know pissing a snake off and I'm like dude and the snake sometimes goes to you right I'm like no no no no no no no no it's just a surprise like you're just ████ in line at the barber shop yeah but I didn't know they're gonna throw this snake in the middle of the room it was a small room and uh they throw it I'm like dude what the fudge and he's like catching and stuff like that and then he hangs up killing it he hangs it and he slits his chest and then there's blood dripping into a joke it's graphic in Vietnam dude um and they it's like seven you know seven courses of beef yeah and so they slit this freaking Cobra and blood's dripping everywhere my mom yeah exactly what it is holy ████ oh dude it gets even crazier so
11:03 um they drain the blood all the blood and then they they you know do whatever with the meat and whatnot tastes like fish by the way um and then they pull the heart out of the snake and the heart's still beating whoa yeah and the guest of the honor gets this part of the snake oh so everyone's like oh I wish that's me I need a shot and so they have moonshine there yeah dude the most drunk I've ever been on my life this is ████ games have a half moonshine and half snake blood and then they put the fish sauce of course they put it inside the shot glass and the heart's still beating so it mixes because the viscosity oh what is this I guess the owner gets in I was guessed the honor at that time and I freaking took a shot of him as I took a shot of course it burned and I felt the heart beating like dude you know and then it fades away and then and then right after that you started ████ growing scales and ████ like
11:53 that yeah you ever notice I have a split tongue oh ████ is so cool you're right ████ you start fighting like this is a snake style dude my name is Ron skulls not down with ████ like that dude that's pretty crazy dude yeah that's crazy it was one of the cooler restaurant experiences I've had I ████ would imagine that's insane weird stuff man I've had porcupines I've eaten the Paul of a bear that's the restaurant at the top floor of the protector all in Vietnam yeah all the weird stuff was in Vietnam I ate a dog once that was horrible was it good though yeah that's just Dog's delicious it's really
12:43 that's what he said it's like super dry pork what overly dry pork it was like one I feel like horrible because like I love dogs and then tooths isn't even good where did you like what was the setting of when where they offered that yeah oh the restaurant The Dog restaurant it's also called Petco it's called Petco [Music] um they they chop it it's not seven courses but they'll chop it up into different courses like deli meats eat it with rice and crap um but it's horrible because there's like a little mini like Killing Arena like in the restaurant oh my God you know illegal's not that cool it's it's
13:34 graphic cheese so they say don't leave your dog out in Vietnam because they'll steal it and they'll eat it right there's a there's a region in that actually a real piece of advice it's not like a ████ yeah not not like a yeah sexually real advice make regions because like do when you cook all the dogs they all look the same it's effed up they all look there's no hair anything they all look the same like it's I'm like fudge I'm like okay it's graphic but there's like a little like bomb down eat it still like I mean I'm almost down to try anything once you know I eat it you know you know got it I was like I don't want to do this Dad it's like my dad was like in Vietnamese Like Son you want to hang out with the men you need to do what men do oh ████ I'm not the ████ yeah exactly he gave me that card he's like we're eating dog you need to eat dog there's no Happy Meals here and I'm like holy sad please but the dog does come with a toy it's their toys it's the last toy the
14:27 dog had I know but you're not even supposed to see the dog there's like a little mini arena for some reason but I don't supposed to see it you're not supposed to but it's like there for you to look if you want to but nobody looks if you're mad so like I peek over because I'm freaking curious and they have this little it's only like like a Pomeranian and ████ your feet and like little medium-sized dogs unfortunately like the size of my dog um like a little 38 pound dog and uh they throw them in this little like you know four feet by four feet little Arena that's where they ████ up they should have gave you a German Shepherd you got bigger meat right um but they they freaking have a what is a butcher's knife and they freaking literally they kill the dog like Bear right on side well well first they bop it in the head to get it all delirious and then as it's Delirious then they start freaking skinning it while it's alive oh my God
15:18 it is so graphic dude I'm just like bored and all the like is there a meaning behind it like look it's fresh we ain't giving you yeah because fake dog it's not processed like America what do they because honestly I would assume the reasoning is probably because it's more complicated to even like store uh dog meat no no but like doing it in front of the customers because like so I I asked uh I I found out why like the head is always on the animal when like Chinese markets and stuff so you know what's what right so then like oh because back in the day when they chopped it all up it's because they're trying to hide all the old meat so they're trying to hide and mix it and then so like you don't know what the ████ that is so it's like when you're going to the you know the farmer's market or whatever they're like I don't even know if that's fresh but then if it's the whole animal with the head and
16:08 ████ and you can kind of like inspect it and being like Oh that was freshly killed today I wonder if it if there's like a if it works in Reverse where you're eating dog and you're like you don't think it's real so you go what is this chicken you're all mad serve me here huh establishment is this foreign [Music]
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