0:00 however if you guys get another one no I'll get a third one stop saying things don't say it so if we if we do a everyone this side I'll get a third hypothetically I'll get a hypothetically this is hypothetical one down your chest what would have to happen for us to get the other [Music] one welcome back to careful boys where we fear everybody all the time all the time and today we are talking about what our wives think of us damn it's not good I don't think it's really like that positive do you sometimes look at her and go why did you marry me yeah I asked her that all the time like what the ████ is wrong with what's her answer to that um she's like she just stays
0:51 quiet uncomfortably quiet last night she was asking me she was like do you think I'm crazy I was like what does that like what do you mean like it sounds like a trap yeah sounds like a trap and then I told her I was like I don't think you're unstable like I think you're that's a good answer more adjectives into the conversation and their backfire yeah a little bit but then and then I go I asked her I was like I was like do you think I'm crazy do you think I'm stable you know she goes no I think you're very normal and I go really normal you just say what you mean by normal boring normal yeah she should turn it around on she goes I think you're weird and I go you're not wrong I think I'm weird too but like that's what she says to me like should I be offended when she says that to me does how what's the tone it's like kind of cute it's like nice it's like I think your no dude that's kind FLIR dude yeah she's flirting you think I missed the
1:41 ball though yeah she's down a clown dude I think you could have ████ I think you could have ████ once again it goes ████ over my head you didn't even know she was into you I just like Fu you're an idiot um let's go to bed that's what I tell her next time grab her face in the second that's really good i' be doing that like yo chill that's when you push harder and go for the ████ immediately just start attacking I just watched the video they love that ████ this is what Steve said are you coming yet are you coming yet did you come though drives crazy drives down Sick how many times you come ask how many times you come how many times oh good what a question brilant dude seeing what happens you got to test it out yo like pushing a button um I I
2:34 think there's only nothing but boring answers from tip I think she sometime she'll she'll be very nice and be like oh no I love you what are you talking about but deep down I'll I'll never accept that all right so can you like draw can you draw the way that she thinks of you in like a graph based off of events that happen for example like the when you like won your first fight or lost your first fight or like when you join JK or when you like started your online class like you know what I mean things that you did I don't think she gives a ████ about any of that what does she give a ████ about I feel like a lot of women don't what does she give a ████ about then I think she gives a ████ about like the time I spend with her and that's why she gets mad when I'm working a lot it's like a '90s movie you know in your head you think like oh I'm being productive I'm ████ getting after babe like what do you think and then she's like where the ████ have you been and you're like whoa not like that but but it's more like working for us yeah
3:25 I'm like May I'm working she's like but what's the point of you working if what's the point of us being married if we can't hang out and do stuff and I go ████ that's true that's a blanket statement yeah but like she needs quality time Nick that's what I'm saying and that's her that's her number one love language I guess next to getting fingered would you rather have quality time or a ████ roof over our heads I was like if I don't I don't get time off bro if I don't work I'm ████ I'm assed out you know what I mean but um I get it there's a balance and I feel like sometimes she she gives me ████ about if you push it to the extreme you think she she'll be down to she be she's the bread winner and you just stay at home and then she could access to you 24/7 I kind of think she would like that really yeah cuz there was a time where I was like the past couple weeks I I've been just working from home and not really seeing that many clients and I just been
4:15 hanging with dog and she kind of ████ likes it but then when I'm gone all day and I come home later like hey babe let's hang out she's like I'm tired you know yeah it's like so she wants you to be the housewife I like bro I could be I could be domestic as ████ yo she's going to finger blast you yeah and but I'd be way more receptive I just ████ you so she's not receptive to your finger blasting maybe what does she think about your nature of enjoying life what does that mean like like like how I I blend like how I blend work with with play like that yeah everything got CL I'm really trying to take it seriously but I just threw something out I know I know you he shooting a shot dude yeah but yeah going back to what tip said about like career stuff I think
5:06 she really doesn't give a ████ I think she really likes me for me which is makes me question what's you then what's you then yeah what would she say about you to her girlfriend to her girlfriend yeah to her what what do you think she thinks about you what do she what do you think she says about you to her mom oh yeah like this is why I'm with this dude she ████ married you for some reason this is like one of the hardest questions I think maybe you should call right now I think cuz I'm I'm fun you are a fun guy but not when you're always gone cuz you treat us the same way yeah everybody here knows that you're the funniest guy cuz you're consistently here but are you consistently there she's working a damn it I was going to say call her and ask her what do you really think of me what do you really think when you say she's working is she working at the office or at the home at
5:57 the home but like she she has to do like you'll catch that's not real ████ she's washing dishes or some ████ no she's actually working she she's like doing sessions and stuff you know oh oh she has actual sessions get that show ISM away from me yeah yeah she's not just typing away even that is a part of her job but um I I think she thinks I'm a fun time I think she you're a fun guy I'm a fun guy good ████ man this is good ████ we might not dig out of this one I think she thinks I'm fun yeah she thinks I cook well is this good content she says I make good food you know like that's that's good sounds like Tiff has low standards honestly 100% no like full disclosure I
6:47 think she does shut up I think she has awful standards are you serious for everything really cute or for for her choice in men both so you think you think okay let's let's extrapolate this you think if you guys broke up the next be with some bum loser but still better than me here's what just happened we threw out a joke WFT and Nick swam to it and now he's he's hanging on to that she'd be with a homeless black belt no I think about that a lot I I no these These are conversations I have with her like we actually do talk about this I'm like you think that ████ is cute I'm like this ████ not cute at all I think all ████ are cute I have low standards don't you remember what about you Anthony yeah go
7:37 to Anthony let's go to some with higher level let's go to a higher level got ████ dude does n know go why you out there dancing all day when are you going to stop dancing and and do some man ████ I mean but she's a dancer too so she kind of gets it yeah I think uh I think she's very practical like me it's like she'll be sad if I'm like doing a thing and I'm gone but then the second I tell her like how much I'm making she's be like go go go go what's the number dude it's okay you know it's the Asian in her she she do she has medium standards medium standards definitely not high but definitely not low um do you do you think that that she thinks you're smart you want to know what's really funny that like like kind of almost hurts me sometimes but it doesn't cuz it's like a joke that's just been like a 10e bit that we have literally the first 3 years
8:28 that we were together she thought I was perfect oh yeah I could do no wrong she was infatuated like I she literally the word is perfect 3 years is a long time of maintaining that title too and you know in those three years probably my heaviest traveling years so I was like just gone the most so it's like I can I couldn't really show the flaws she didn't hear you diarrhea in the bathroom yet that's tips SC cuz the minute you start hearing those real sounds once you're putting the thumb over the ████ hose yeah yeah you're no longer like a mysterious trophy especially when it's mostly water diarrhea is the leading cause of divorce these days but that's why I feel like in My Graph first three years I feel like my stock was just Rising what anything whether it was like the things I was doing in life my my personality I
9:20 was fun time whatever it's like dude purely positive XY just all the way up right and then there was a moment of plateau and I don't know if it's ever grown from there and I think just length of time made it worth it to just stick around that's beautiful Anthony damn that's ████ beautiful what about every Jackson Wayne concert it's got to go she must be like oh that's the man I'm mared yeah when you're carrying Jackson Wang on your freaking shoulder look at all Jack covered in paint right that's cool does Nina know like it I do like it that's no cuz you're wear mask no it's cuz they're all Asians up there that's why it's all a bunch of Asians with Go's up there yeah about this about during this Plateau right during this Plateau we all got the the tattoo together oh dude did it go here or did it go there oh oh yeah can I
10:10 say that dropped for me no no I don't want why did it drop for you yeah dude she looked at me like what are you a ████ idiot that's what she thought really Nikki I'll be in the kitchen she's just like cuz I'm wearing shorts yeah she's like that's her love language I wish there's no part of that and people will be like what do you think of Nick's tattoo she's like I ████ hate it that's what she says Nikki giggles and then I'm like what are you giggling at she's like you're stupid ████ tattoo Hannah's mom congratulated us and she said it looks cool and I was like do you know what it means and she goes no and I'm like you know what the backstory she goes no I just know you guys had a pack and you all committed that's cool she that is pretty cool though I got to tell her the real story and she's going to be like that's stupid never tell her tell her at her ████ obituary dude never ████ tell tell her tell her at
11:01 her obituary yes that makes sense right yeah so for Nina did it go down or did it go uh I think she was extremely conflicted but I do think that it's the the top tattoo that she thinks is the dumbest number one number one seed ████ yeah dude but sometimes the dumbest is the best do you think those Power Rankings will change or do you think like am I going to go get a dumber tattoo yeah maybe if I got a second one on my other ████ dude the second one's pretty crazy the ████ would do that all right today we were training with Bart and I was like holy ████ dude you have two of those tattoos and I'm like oh my God this is crazy and I look at the mirror and I see one on my ████ ████ all right we're not we're not supposed to talk about tattoos anymore because every time we talk about them we get one yeah let's not but but but however if you guys get another one no I'll get a third
11:53 one stop saying things don't say it so if we if we do a fe everyone on this side I'll get a third hypothetic I'll get hypothetically this is hypothetical one down your chest what would have to happen for us to get the other one no ████ way dude I don't want to high in the sky delete this I'm talking about dreams delete this want two I'm talking about dream your work I have I already have a tattoo on this I don't want it to go over it could be covered up I'd rather get cauliflower ear first all right dude that's rude that's rude that hurt my feelings where's the third one go that's way more pain the back dude if you do one down your chest bro that'd be crazy no it has to keep with the theme no no no no it's like by the end of our lifetime we're going to have a tube sock of the same ████
12:44 tattoo leg are just C blasted legs of the same bad tattoo that's so stupid Oh no dude yeah we have Dum ideas more tattoo talk too many dumb ideas it's a pretty interesting idea though yeah have you guys like looked at the tattoo like there times throughout your day where you look at the tattoo and you go oh ████ I have a tattoo on my sh I bet for me and Steve every time I see myself yet dude I just was I just saw my mom and I was like accidentally wearing shorts cuz I had to move furniture and ████ like that right and then she looks at and she's like you got another one she doesn't like him when I get him right and then she's like you know I don't like that right and then I I she's like why'd you get it and I stood there're so conflicted yeah dude what are you saying tell her the real story tell tell the reason what do you tell people bro cuz in my head I was like okay what what would
13:34 Steve do I was like this mean this means the coolest thing in the world of course it meant a lot to me right but I just didn't know how to lie that well in that moment so I just went like this not that's a good one not terrible and she was like she's like you know I don't like that and she walked away and I was like Wow cuz when people ask me like why'd you get the tattoo I'm like do you have 10 minutes to spare for me to tell you the whole story like that's the worst part such a good story usually after the eth minute they're like oh that's cool and then they and then they walk away I was walking around my neighborhood I was taking a different route than usual and there was kind of like a crazy Sun bleach like desert guy walking around and I was wearing shorts and he's like hey hey what's the tattoo mean and I was like ah you know it's don't worry about it he's like no no what's it mean what's it mean he's like I was like a it's like my my Grandpa's in the military he and
14:26 the guy like he's like oh I served in the military what what what what is it he's like he's like I have a tattoo and he's like showing me his tattoo same one and then I was like oh it means like um you my grandpa was in the Marines and and then he's like okay and I'm like and and he's like so so what like your grandpa's Asian and I'm like yeah it's like the three ninjas say that it's even harder to not explain it three ninas he has one eye like this and he just I have two white parents and a Asian grandparents just like three ninjas my name's Rocky by the way okay back to what our W yeah what what what about you Bart it does mean dumbest well my wife thinks I'm part of the dumbest men on Earth crew
15:18 yes the dumbest man on Earth this is what she literally texted me when we're getting the tattoo throw that text up in the screen right now two M's I love this shirt that's how ████ dumb we are we're on top of the world baby we are the world it's all six of us too that's pretty sweet oh my God I like how we're all the same height you can go get this shirt the link is in the description you can go get this shirt right now it is live it's real get it so you could be a part of the dumbest men on Earth crew that needs to be on the wall by the way some of these logos need to be on the wall huh need be no no no no we don't want to take down oil Mexico dude it's like really hammered in here by the way that shirt's available now too you're going to wreck our aesthetic in here man what are we doing what are we doing took a lot of work
16:09 took a lot of work to you know how long it took to take ████ Bar's dumbass painting down hey is that up there hey that's ████ up dude I do think there are times when our wives just look at us like what the ████ and then there's other times when I think they just look at us like we're children yeah mhm they might both be the same mhm that's kind of the same yeah it's interchangeable right Nikki definitely um you know yeah the tattoo thing was pretty is has been pretty fun because she really thinks that we're ████ dumb right um would you say the dumbest man Earth yeah I would my favorite thing about about what I try to do every year is I try to just get a little bit better at something so it'll blow Nikki's mind right so like like cooking recently I've been I've been cooking bre breakfast and ████ like that
17:00 yeah and she like thinks like I'm a ████ like I'm like Chef Gordon ramsy and ████ dude that's a good one if you learn how to cook you can impress your lady dude I made I make tacos every week vegan tacos oh yeah vegan tacos what the hell is it made of it's soyo all that seed oil ████ it's so bad yeah right it's even worse only once a week so I can't can that kill you I don't know probably not I do vegan tacos I do um I do stuffed p peers now with and I do like turkey meat for me and I do her vegan meat for her that's kind of sick right and this is all basic ████ it's like four ingredients it's like not a big deal but you're cooking though but I'm cooking now and like 5 years ago I didn't even know how to cook anything I couldn't cook an egg oh yeah isn't it isn't it satisfying when you cook like a nice meal I like doing I like you know what it is I like taking care of her it's my
17:50 favorite thing like I like knowing that like if she's hungry like when she says she's hungry like it ████ kills me like you don't tell her shut up cuz you never know how to choose what to eat I wish no I do that too I feel that way yeah I like I like knowing that okay she's taking care of now I can now I can do my ████ what a life skill are you going to have to learn when you get the other Shin tattooed why would I because you guys are cowards you guys will never ████ agree to do it n don't do that don't do that we make it happen here you'll never agree to do it what's your price just name your price it could be ridiculous you could be like oh when JK news hits 100 million Subs that'll literally never happen so easy what's your price what's price 3 million subscribers I don't want to I don't want a low ball like we did before want to a for the sky the other one was ex low that was the biggest lowball surviving one year is not a big
18:42 deal we found out we it was going to be you got honestly you got to think about the ratio even to hit 3 million that's a way bigger jump than what we did to hit 2 million but no one even said 2 million the fans pushed us to it correct although it happened at the same time I have to say it was funny watching that video back and Joe being like we don't even know where this came from and it cussed Joe literally saying it he's literally the one who started the idea came from his mouth he's like we don't even know what happened where'd it come from that's most Joe ████ do it and then he he like started the Manhunt to find out who said it he's like we need to find this guy man made let's do it we're ████ Joe what's what's hand think are you I think sometimes she looks at at me like I'm her ████ like number one savior man
19:34 in the world and another times I think she looks at me like I'm a helpless dumb ████ that just came out of the Jungle she needs to fix that's marriage baby and then I'm like which one is it are you my damel are you my damel in distress that needs saving or am I the ████ dumb ████ that you're cradling yeah I don't know it's both you need both I think I feel like there's yeah sometimes yeah sometimes you just need to be a dumb ████ yeah but the thing is I think she thinks it's what I do is dumb a lot of the times like the tattoo and stuff but she's encouraging a it and I think she eggs it on because it's so funny to her yeah so instead of it saying no it's like she's like yeah do it and then she has a great sense of humor she laughs at me yeah and then before I know I was like oh you're were just laughing does smack just think
20:24 you're utterly perfect in every way she's so she's so supportive redheads are just supportive creatures they have no souls but they're very suppor even like the the tattoo like when I showed it to her or I was talking to her about it before we got it she's like oh that's so cool get a tattoo with your friends it's so cool and and then I like showed it to her and she's like oh looks so cool she's so like like so purp there's not a single thing that you do that she's like that's ████ dumb I'm sure there's a lot of them but she's so good at not making me pay for it like she's just so supportive dude yeah what about when you buy like some s█████ ass van she she loves it she likes it she does the same thing she buys like all kinds of she she has a drives a Nova as a daily bro do you think it's like a that's cool as ████ though what about
21:14 when you're like going down and you have like nothing but hair yeah ████ she doesn't say move trim that ████ bird's nest dude I she's so like non-critical of me it's like it's scary yeah I'm wondering if it's like a British girl thing that they don't ████ call you out on your ████ like Latinos do I think it's just a non-american thing I think it's a Latin thing they're like too polite right so you're saying they don't complain no they do but like different like oh how how do they complain I think it's like so polite that it goes over our heads their complaining is so polite it goes overhead that's not complaining then but it is to them it's like their version cuz I think aies and British are more closer than Americans and British well also she's from she's from log in Australia it's like a very like Bogan town it's like kind of a like she's so laidback you know what I mean she's like
22:04 a redneck basically well same with Hannah she's like you know she's a northern Sydney let me ask you this is she a bed maker no we're both not we just leave it what's the thing in your life that are you guys aren't the same I skin color oh yeah yeah there's got to be something you guys aren't the same it's probably annoying the amount of time that I put to like like if I'm playing a video game forever that's probably really she's probably just like uh yeah I lost him for 6 hours and then what would she what does she say to sh her life nothing you know what she does she she makes me food and puts it in front of me get the ████ out of here dude what the ████ turn off the ████ video now end the video you don't deserve this shirt yeah dude ████ you ████ I knew it I knew it but it's because we're not
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