0:00 he's probably going to get a pretty bad Uber rating now [Music] thatan you guys have seen these things right squirrel suit o squirrel suits I've always want to try hey don't you have friends that did this I have a couple friends don't you have to have X amount of skydives Millions ofs before you can so like you have to be so first when you go skydiving it's tandem right like with your instructor you have to do I don't know how many jumps a few before you start doing on your own right then you have to do a bunch before you even get into squirrel suits because like when you're skydiving you have couple minutes to make decisions if in case ████ happens squirrel suits it's less than a minute it's like 30 seconds 20 seconds so you have to be expert at making decisions dude that must be an
0:50 exhilarating feel dud I seen people die on videos why would you look that up I didn't it just popped up on my feet my friends that do it they say literally every year they know one of their friends is going they just they're just they and even if they go on a trip like let's say they all go to like wild Utah together and they're going to jump from this rock or whatever they when they all say like bye to their wives they all know maybe one of them is not coming back but they also have to like they this this is their purpose for living what the ████ that s███'s so dangerous though do you think sometimes their wives are like why couldn't they just been into Legos that was the purpose for living why could you be into d or something because don't they also do like hardcore military ████ A lot of them are prior military that crazy ████ so it's like the funny thing is like
1:40 their job can get them killed but also their Hobbies can get them killed it's like maybe that's just how it is like at that point in life when you've already done this ████ thing like everything else feels like this well you should be like a Samurai and do bonsai trees cuz that's the balance ah balance bonsai tree is the balance to you're killing all day no oh like trim a bonsai tree grow a bonsai no not like that need just scissors the balance of like scors if your life is about murder all day then you need to create life and you need to tend to something Del balance balance yeah like learn how to do sensual massage if you're out there beating people up all day yeah dude just learn how to do Nuru Massage yeah Nur Nuru that's easy what you mean bro I got that
2:31 unlocked I got the tarps at the house if they if guys do that uh hell yeah we do I don't want to imagine that two girls right yeah that's kind of funny I mean I could start it up who that this Daredevil skydiver Nuru Massage Daredevil was tragically decapitated holy ████ by the plane wing of the plane he just jumped out of no ████ way how did that happen oh hell no so he jumped out of the plane and it's did he jump out that way so the plane hit maybe you're supposed to jump out that way so the plane go like these wait what I thought he would be lower right how did the plane or was he trying to do tricks do you know cuzz a lot of those guys they like the reason why they even get there they push the boundaries so sometimes they want to do tricks oh yeah you mean where people
3:22 like those guys would go into another plane by Just Landing next to it or they like they want to see how close they can get to the trees or some people they'll purposely jump out ████ up and they'll pull the shoot at the last second like they it's that personality type that gets into this stuff so even when they're doing this stuff they're still pushing yeah they're always pushing so we have some info here I thought about to say a video this guy's no we ain't watching that this guy Nicholas gley was one of 10 parachutists who were inside this aircraft uh The 40-Year-Old and another person leapt out of the plane at 14,000 ft above France dressed in Wing suits seconds after they were free falling and enjoying their jump the pilot operating the plane Allen C made a fatal decision the pilot so he wanted to be like oh I want to loop the loop too and was he doing one of those today's the air show and then he caught the guy
4:13 almost but no okay he thought the two Wings suit divers were in the clear and started his rapid descent due to them wearing the specially designed suit that allows him to glide through the air rather than just fall they were actually parallel with the plane this caused G or gayy to be decapitated by the aircraft's wing and he was killed instantly oh please don't let his emergency parachute was ejected and he slowly fell to the ground headless you think that would have been his answer if we told asked him that yeah like what's your like how old would you want to die and how old and how how yeah he did not been he probably knew he's probably going to get a pretty bad Uber rating now thatan three and a half stars who the ████ is this and then you read it like the citato my friend but like great conversation with a Sho profile picture
5:05 on time ████ Uber clean plane that's crazy what do you guys what do you guys think is the most Daredevil them that you you would want to do like what my limit is yeah I already do my limits yeah bro what's your limit I climb free climb I surfes I mount well I haven't Mountain biked in two years but I did but I feel like it's all acceptable levels where people go oh that sounds dangerous and I'm all like it's not that dangerous but there's people like more people doing dangerous ████ that's why you're just like it's not that dangerous seriously but to normal people they're like ooh that sounds daring you know I I drive without my seat belt sometimes that's just dangerous I think dirt biking over the jumps like this big jumps oh ████
5:55 that's have you done that before no I haven't I I think I think you already stunt on the freeway dude that ████ look that's dangerous that's real dangerous ████ for me I'm doing control things yeah bro you're a gangster yeah I think I would have done skydiving before but then after having a kid like I was already like a ████ and then now I'm like even more of a ████ it's okay though you've never skydived I've never skydived before I wanted to I want to too Colleen's calling you a ████ in her head no j JK Adventure cuz I've also never done it but I know it's on my bucket list like I have to it's been on my bucket list until I had a kid and I was like oh I don't know just they say the stats are like you have a better chance at dying on the drive to go skydiving than you do actually skydiving
6:45 true so that means we got two chances of death that's right cuz I know people that have thousands of jumps yeah I mean the guy that I went with it's like getting a cup of coffee he was like i' this is like my 9,357 jump I'm like crazy but then there's that one day where he forgets the parachute just like every guy forgets the keys or his wallet yeah fun wallet I want a ear I want a new new diver a new diver would just be more like everything is good cuz I checked everything but then a guy that's done over 10,000 goes I got this dude there's a story of a dude who's recording his homies jumping out the plane oh and he forgot to put on his he forgot to put on his shoe cuz he was so excited so he just jumped together and they're like yeah you ████ oh ████ no shoot did someone save
7:35 them did they all come come and get I don't think they realized cuz they're just focused on filming oh and they couldn't communicate they look to the side to the bra went down oh my God he was more busy on I bet you he was like this time I'm not going to forget the memory card in my camera he's like I got everything ready and then he jumps and he goes but the but the shoot I forgot to shoot can you imagine that moment of realization ho ████ I've been doing that I feel like that's such a guy thing to do like we're just ████ all right dude I always forget my phone today I will not forget my phone and then you put it in your pocket you forget your shoes when you leave C or your keys or something it's like your brain only has one thing to remember but it throws away the other thing that it was remembering has to replace I'm not like that at all that's
8:25 why guys need women in their Liv that's why women are more responsible are always good at that I know exactly where everything is at all the time I've had to get my ████ workout bag like air shipped over here because I ████ I was like perfect I knew everything I needed in my luggage I'm like oh ████ I got to film a workout video have any of my ████ hey Gio for some reason someone forgot to pack the workout that someone I don't know what except your key that was a out of character moment that but then I found it because you know I don't ever misplace things for too long but that was a I think dudes can only think about one thing at a time that wasn't like that was a that was a freak accent that wasn't like I'm going somewhere and then I go where's my left shoe and then guys
9:15 do that ████ all the time where you just ████ constantly forget lose ████ whatever or you go to a store to get something you're like I need to go get some butter so you go to the ████ store you leave with a bag of apples a watermelon some grape and some cheese and you get home and you're like ████ I forgot the butter do you feel like it's cuz certain guys when they do things like that they're just always in a hurry I think our main focus isn't that our main focus is what I what what do I have to do today what's the main purpose today yeah that's it I think guys only think one thing I time like that yeah cuz I'm probably troubleshooting like all right this Deal's coming up what's the best way to negotiate these terms whatever right and you're like driving to the store and you're like all right I got to go get butter and you're like yeah all right oh you know what this will be a good idea if I give him these
10:05 things he might say yes whatever whatever damn man watermelon on sale I haven't had watermelon in a minute and then you go get your St and then like you might be talking to your friends and your friend might be like oh bro have you had these and I'm like what man these chips you got to try them and I'm like oh you know I'm going to try it you know I'm going to try it it just keeps climbing I'm the opposite I'm looking at my fridge and I know exactly what I'm missing I make a list and I ████ go and I get exactly what I need nerd n lame you know like so like I'm in charge of um both me and Joe are in charge of Tao seizure medicine so he has to take it right sh so when it's just me because I know I'm a ████ dude and I can't ████ this ████ up when my alarm goes off I have a no hesitation rule I go and I
10:55 pour out his seizure medication I pour it and I just go like like this and if anyone talks me shut up shut up shut up shut up I know I can't be interrupted because I know this is something that is important and then I go drink it and then I can get distracted to do whatever but I feel like that's a guy but ADHD thing too like we can't be distracted if someone goes ding dong and then like I go oh oh you're selling solar panels oh very cool I'mma ████ forget this ████ ████ T could be ████ season away I'm like no what the ████ you're telling me I'm going to save how much every year a I feel like women are more like detail oriented but in like vast majority yeah I can't put it down I'm like I'm holding this like it's a ████ million dollar diamond ring and I'm just holding it but I think we're really good at survival and like tactical and like aware of
11:47 things though detail wise I think also we we're good at tunnel vision and to stick obsessively with something until it's fixed so like I would say like the the mind of a guy is like you're breaking down opening up this engine all this stuff right and then the girl with a nice body stops by and you just go what the ████ and you're like oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God and then you go back to the engine is like being taken apart whatever whatever whatever all this stuff and then you forget to shower it's been s days God damn right no no that's when I would have been like yo you smell like onion my boy my boy you got to put that ████ on
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