0:00 thank you [Music] all right in uh in some more Japanese news oh great yay uh there's something curate this just because of Steve Toronto dude yeah I think so he's fourth generation Japanese should be giving a Camarillo outlet news oh uh so Sapporo Japan you know that that yeah the beer Burger there's also a place there's something Wicked going on in this place oh no with the beer factory not in the beer factory the city Sapporo just in the public restrooms of this city they're throwing it down bro was it wasn't there a story we did about I got like people in Japan where um asking to use like other businesses their bathroom and they would be like nah you can't go
0:50 in there because they're worried they're just gonna jack off in the bathroom yeah we did a story here and then Joe was like yeah that's a ████ thing yeah Joe was like yeah that's the thing that happens so I'm assuming that's what it is they're worried they're gonna judge a thing [Laughter] it's not that something's being stolen from public restrooms in toilet paper and that's not toilet paper something little urinal cakes you know how like the little pink urinal cake thing how there's like a screen around it that looks like a like a like a cup yeah uh they're taking that why taking the urinal eye what's the
1:40 material oh yeah what what's the material buddy is taking every single one of those arrows because you gotta touch that that's disgusting maybe that's his Kink yeah that's the thing so like here's the funny thing authorities say they have no idea why someone would do that I think I think they know exactly why someone would do that why they're going home to lick it yeah come on yeah what are you you guys you guys were 30. I love how Japan is so safe that this is their like serial killer crime yeah it's like who's stealing all the urinal cakes right because out here don't just be like oh buy a new one would you guys argue the usage or the
2:32 effectiveness of urinal kicks do you guys think they really work I think they are I think they smell good yeah you know what I always wondered I think they smell good I'll ████ say it confidently oh you're gonna say I don't think it matches the volume of piss that goes into it you gotta aim what is it made of does it mean that like just wax uh yeah wax still smell like ████ because so many pissed so much pisses going yeah um but they have like the little like finger things coming out right is that what you're talking about like how it's like textured is that what you're talking about sometimes they have a little shapes sometimes this little cat yeah I guess they could be they could have the variety you could get a variety pack with five different ones if you're gonna show me a photo because I have like three different images in my mind you don't we don't show you a photo you show us a photo you draw it right now
3:23 all right have you ever have you know have you ever smelled a urinal cake no dude I've been in a women's bathroom you've never been in a men's bathroom so like when you go it doesn't Splash back so you're not gonna Splash Zone okay take it yeah yeah like see that blue one at the end that's the common one and then you got your like little flare versions that are for the show yeah yeah some are for special occasions some of them don't work it splashes you back yeah you know what your urinals they have blue piss on you it's basically so the purpose is so that stuff doesn't clog up the you know but then also usually there's a built-in air freshener in it which is kind of made of the same thing that you put like on the side of the toilet sticking your face in it and smelling it once all right don't make that my whole thing so uh funny thing is like what do you
4:13 think the odds are that there is no Bandit but really one bathroom stole from the other and then that guy stole from the other to replace it's just going in a ████ Circle I bet that's very likely that's the real crime that's my theory oh why because I don't want to believe Japanese are perverts oh they're the biggest ones I start branding it then so you get your custom like daikokuia you're an okay Ramen cake and then and then if that's they're like yo why does this yoshinoy restaurant have a ████ daikoku yeah yeah take a few little marks on the bottom yeah that's true it might also just be kids bro you think kids are a little mischievous and they just want to steal stuff I don't I think kids change it up yeah I don't think they would dedicate this much time and effort to
5:04 stealing over 30 like oh that's a lot somebody in Sapporo has a home full of these and it's just like he's a diabolical Thief Rock Solid yeah it's a it's a kinky thing I mean in my heart of hearts yeah dude he has a urinal at home and he's like better to just steal see that Thursday is less Japanese to me yeah then a guy that goes love the smell that's just practical yeah that that might be Chinese is that still the napkins from the restaurant maybe I need the cakes too because then you need a wholesale account to buy the little urinal holders you know yeah nobody has that Japanese don't steal for money they steal for perversion so you're right who can just you know never run out so that's what it looks like
5:54 when it's in the urinal Colleen in case you uh so that's the one of the images that I was thinking in my head so it's not it's not really a sexy image off the bat no no I you know that was not what I was thinking do you like the color of the blue I mean the texture right if you actually touched it it's just such a bizarre thing to steal yeah yeah yours are kind of nasty murals are disgusting bathroom related you know what though you know how like in Japan it's not like here where you have to like protect everything from meth heads and all this security and whatever like it's just a normal bathroom like when you go into the park or whatever it's just like everything's just normal like you just got even bidets sometimes right yeah there's so many things that you can vandalize take or whatever but it's just out there in the open yeah I think like
6:44 that might start to change because a lot of people are starting to ████ with a lot of stuff just because because they're just bored yeah like now you know those boys are going around the rotating sushi things and just licking the sushi he got in big trouble you see that that's why these kids and you get their ass he got like a 200 000 fine or something good making an example yeah because it's like basically a terroristic action it's just like yeah it's bioterrorism but also they a lot of the rotating places they lost business and they're like I don't know you know about this stuff yeah all right so they got a quote from a 69 year old resident to get his opinion on this and he says I want you to stop stealing in the toilet in public places
7:39 it's like uh it's one of those things coming out there is pretty fire oh really yeah and Sapporo they have their own style what's the style I don't know covered beer I did see a diagram around the diagram oh 10 different styles as you go down the country like they're like every place has its own unique style yeah I don't know what the style is but like the region has its own style like creamy there's like over 10 of them some of them are more like pork heavy some of them is like chicken heavy like broth or like yeah did you see that there was a you know the guy that's uh I guess he was like the original host of Iron Chef he he said a statement that made everybody like it was like a click bait statement basically but he said Sushi's not Japanese what and then all these people like what and then you read further and it's like JK yeah he said that like sushi has
8:32 spread out in a diaspora throughout so many regions of the world that it kind of takes on different forms and it's not considered to be Japanese like Japanese don't claim that the sushi in Germany is Japanese sushi Mexico German Sushi you know it's yeah Mexican sushi like a California roll right yeah which is cool that they're like opposite from Italians you know yeah it has to be Nepali it has to be this way right right right right where there's like what is it those viral videos of Italians freaking out about how you eat like a pasta or something oh no and then they're like oh but I like that uh I like that it is kind of cool for them to to accept that to be like yeah you know it is gonna evolve and change and that is your rendition very logical I think um what I
9:22 learned about the Japanese cooking stuff is that whatever they find is like traditional or whatever that's supposed to be like there's a method for that ah but ramen's not Japanese actually what is it it's Chinese it's not even a Japanese word it's La Meen or whatever that's the it's a Chinese word yeah yeah we got it we got it so technically there's no rules it's like it could be made however it's just it's just soup what about sushi though because that guy was talking about sushi she's sushi sushi does have that but it's also I don't know I think like certainly forever Japanese bro are more traditional and they have like a strict way of preparing it and doing it yeah but there's also so many ████ regions there that do it their own way like
10:12 Japan kind of just does like Fusion stuff anyways if you look at like French pastries and then you just and they're Italian food super good their time is really good the Japanese people are so good at everything they just kind of take it they don't invent them two actually a couple a couple different friends have gone to Japan recently and they're like I had the best pizza in Japan they make pizza pretty fire you know what I'm saying it's like they're they're just kidding before them they're just trading like if you take my Sushi I get to have our pizza yeah or they're just like this is how they do it I'm just gonna make it this way or make it better and I think that's just the Japanese way they're all like Craftsmen they just kind of Tinker away and like make it their own I mean if they're gonna put Wasabi on KitKat and like they're probably not like Nazi about their food yeah seriously Wasabi on KitKat there's what's up wow so the kitkats are off the rails
11:03 right now I thought a strawberry KitKat was crazy but I do see the rigidness though in their own Camp so like let's say there's like a like a Giro style of making sushi then if you're unlearning under this master then you gotta do it under their technique you think they're too loyal or I think the way I see their apprenticeship system is like Renaissance Italy where like back then the system was like you Apprentice under a master and you learn their art and then eventually when they pass it to you you're continuing that art so that's kind of how I see their style and their job is to keep it as like the same as their if you're learning that style they probably built the whole brand up yeah like that's my brand it's that style so you wanna push that thing on but then like I don't see them really beat like I
11:53 don't know this isn't just me but from what I know about the food culture out there is I don't see them saying you're not doing it yeah you know I kind of worried about their own ████ how they're making it better huh I see it within their own schools of thought this is our traditional way my stereotype about Japanese people is that they're just good at everything especially if they're producing if somebody is uh making something and they happen to be Japanese I'm like that's probably good ████ that's how I feel is that racist I don't know J-pop K-pop K-pop is a little better than your Japanese I've never even heard from Zen Buddhism a monk that is k-pops from zenburg no the the reason why everyone deep dives into the ████ that they do yeah uh this monk said express yourself through your work so like it's like instead of
12:43 like buying ████ to show off or whatever like real personal expression is through whatever your craft is yeah so if you're like a mug maker make the best ████ mug and then this is like how you show your like whatever or like it's like ASMR ████ right like that's also Buddhism or Zen style so like when they make um free food it's like I'm giving you a piece of me yeah look at this so you have that experience it's visual sense also like smell and taste and even like the way they clean up it's like if your janitor be the best ████ janitor and then do it it's religious yeah yeah that really may be the motivation behind this guy this guy's the best feeling the urinal case that's not the best ████ maybe he's the Dexter of stealing the ████
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