0:00 thank you [Music] so the Guinness World Record has been broken for the world's longest kiss how long do you think that kid whoa okay 24 hours over 20 over 24 hours over 24 hours who gives a ████ yeah nobody gives it it just lips to lip or is it an actual French kiss like yeah I think it's just lip to lip like contact between the lips as long as you don't stop lip to lip a week it's got to be more than 24 hours but it can't be a week dude I hope there are lips they're just ████ they just keep this here and then they're just taking food in their nose yeah they go like this and they can put food in here like this here's the here's the queen oh are those Asian people they look like
0:50 they're smooching parkour yeah they're literally sucking each other it does not look fun though 37 hours though um oh it's a Thai couple if they're Asian it's a it's twice as long as than I thought because they got crazy discipline yeah that's that's a good uh prediction it they make a game out of suffering yeah they're good at suffering they go two weeks too easy the record is now 58 hours whoa get a job so that whole time did they fast enough two and a half days can you imagine them going to the bathroom like this yeah dude honey you go first okay now I go their lips must be like destroyed oh my God they were they were actually competing against other couples they don't make
1:40 the time they gotta do it yeah what are the rules like are they allowed to like take a break and go oh right I don't know I don't think it's separate yeah just nose breathing I think you just gotta deal with it but yeah they were so there's other couples doing it too some of them are fainting straight up at least we know that like they were they standing too the whole time can you lay down I I'm not sure if they you could lay down they better I hope they don't that means they didn't sleep or you think they slept through the kiss oh you have to stand yeah it says you have to stand oh my God for 58 hours oh dude it says yeah you have to um food and liquid through a straw while you're kissing and you have to go piss while you're kissing oh you know what's crazy too point in time your breath just stinks oh
2:31 your breath just stink yeah cause you got morning breath damn dude that's crazy all kinds of slime but maybe that also like really deepens your love yeah I guess after this I probably wouldn't kiss for the next three years because it made up for all the years of kissing the um crazy this is how good we have it as humans dude we can just do this stupid ████ like this and it's like we're gonna get we're gonna worry about tigers eating us or anything hey the prize um 50 bucks um the second place couple is like a gay couple that didn't get it by like two minutes or something oh they were like
3:25 oh they're like uh and we're out yeah because I thought the the they would go for longer so no one could beat them I bet two dudes is a good is a good combination to win a race like this easier to pee yeah yeah easier just logistically yeah but yeah they they collapsed like they didn't even like it wasn't like they were like huh they like actually finished his body just couldn't take it off at that point the people who were dropping out are physically like wow dropping out yeah I don't even think David Gotti needs to do some ████ like this it's ████ crazy dude if you tell David Goggins though to do it I think he'd go like all right I have to do it I know hey but when you guys were like virgins and ████ I could do that ████ all day when you guys were making out pretty long I would have been I would have busted nuts 20 000 times 58 hours if I was a virgin but you're kissing pretty ████ long right it was a
4:15 competition for dry humping your boy's winning because you don't know but isn't that funny like back then you would just you would just kiss so much because like there you don't know how to like get to the next level exactly it would kiss for hours you just scanned by the parking lot dude that felt good though it did yeah it was cool well not 58 hours bro what's the first time you like made out made out in the movie theaters how did you know what to do she led the way and she gave me hookies hickies we were on a double dump with their older sister behind like oh yeah we were on a double date with their older sister do you remember the movie
5:06 no I don't remember we're making out the whole movie she was sucking on my neck that's a HomeTown favorite in between her thighs oh ████ it's so forward I know damn well I was she was older I was 14 and she was 16. so that's my experience still even as a 16 year old that's gangster a boner the whole time of course you did what else to do if you did it yeah I'd be real worried what's up dude I gotta kick your ass but you know like the whole time it was also uncomfortable because we're like that was back in the day when the the the the seats were smaller but you're like you're doing one of these things right yeah and then like I was so embarrassed
5:57 to adjust my dick oh like now I just do it but back then it's like like no one but back then you didn't want to like touch that area at the same time because you just don't know and then like it's all comfortable you got a Jeep you're worthy she was gonna get pregnant if you touch your penis dude you're pregnant you get pregnant you don't want to do that that's cross-contamination yeah but I was just like I don't know what's happening and then I think it was like the first time for so many things like like the the the the the the the the over the over the panties rubbing yeah and then the ████ hickey at the same time and making out for such a long time uh everything just happening at once and I was like damn I thought it's like racing uh yeah it wasn't in stages it wasn't good at multitasking I want to get like a slow kiss you kind of gotta yeah like this and then maybe a hickey did you come out of the movies that's a lot of things at one time I got orgied
6:47 in the ones like that's like I was like a big that's fast time yeah what's the longest you ever made out with somebody Colleen as a without 10 year old without going to the next level like just kissing I don't think I ever like timed it but I could assume you gotta time it through movies the first time you made it with someone did you make a move did I make the movie yeah um I think I make most of my moves whoa Modern Woman Modern Woman let's go dude it's Americans you make most of your movies I would say most of my moves as a kid or as a teenager I would say yeah were you with boys that were too slow you're like come on kiss me already a
7:37 loser but what's the duration no I would say maybe [Music] like 15 20. seconds imagine you making most of moves is kind of funny did you ever do the hold the collar and the fist kiss me excuse me dude I could just tell like if I didn't make the move then it wasn't gonna happen and I liked the person and I felt like he was nervous so I just felt like it'd be easier for me to make them move so that way because you knew he liked yeah that's probably why I got my hand between her thighs because I was she put you there I just wanted it scared I was like I didn't know you like it like that yeah yeah I was like I didn't know you like me like that
8:27 because normally it's like it like incrementally over time yeah dating a lot of more but you know what though girls get exposed way ████ quicker than dudes do I feel like all the girls lost their virginities like from 12 to 16 and guys lost it from like 15 to older at least not to be a discrepancy event because if I do the math correctly no because the girls you like older dudes the older Dukes younger girls all the time and then so that's why I think in most my cases like they were way more bold because I also had that rule where like if I'm gonna lose my virginity she has to be a virgin too yeah we want to trade cards yeah but then that's how I wanted it because I remember this girl I wasn't even she wasn't even my girlfriend but we're fooling around and then she came in she
9:17 was all like I'm not and I was like take my DVDs I no I I took that as ooh you're naughty just like me neither what age what age did you first make out make out make out dang no late dude I don't think I started making out making until like my senior year senior year of elementary school [Laughter] yeah no like high school I'm talking making out what we're talking like for like hours you know what I mean we're
10:08 just like discovering what an experience right where you didn't know how to breach to the next level or you you just would make out for a long time I had no idea when it was going to be the first time and it was at the Performing Arts Center in our in our high school your move her move ████ dude honestly we were just in the middle of like watching a play and it was dark and then you know we were laughing at something that was going on and I was just already like it was kind of dumb because I didn't know what the situation was but we've been hanging out you know what I mean a lot we've been talking a lot but I wasn't really paying attention to like that and that's probably why it was also a really fun relationship because we were just good friends and then you know it just got dark laughing outside she kind of like kissed me on the cheek and I was like whoa It's all these girls making the first move hey girl yeah just better yeah well it's also like guys are you're in that moment too you're also trying not to you've never been it before but
10:59 you're trying desperately not to be an ████ yeah you don't know what that is but you overshoot that so hard yeah yeah you know what I mean did you hear about all the scumbags who you don't want to be a scumbag but but this girl like gives even ████ half of a percent yeah you feel like the whole doors get to open up and the whole thing changes then you fingerbreak them with their tongue did you guys ever ask can I kiss you did you know how to do that no that's crazy I never asked I think first move was always touching like my first move would be like holding cuddling hand holding right and then like but then the kissing would be the girl oh so she's like aggressive enough to like now the ball's in your court you get to decide if or maybe I just didn't make the move fast enough because I'm just like I'm just like holding her hand and I'm like this is
11:50 nice I like that and then she's like thinking man you slow son of a ████ kiss me already this is ████ ████ I'm gonna show you some real ████ all right let's just go it can help me practice for my CPR recertification please that's a good one wow I also need to practice that's sexy that's Luther Vandross dang that's some prom King ████ right there dude yo baby can I give you a look it's getting worse that was pretty masculine that's what I like but the
12:41 fifth time he asked I've already left he's saying it to himself he's like he's workshopping it if you don't know and if you have to ask isn't that already weird yes if I'm already there on a date if we've already spent a lot of time together we've already it's like the progression of like intimacy you should be comfortable already you're comfortable yeah you know what I think it is in high school like you don't know what's a formal date because you know hanging out after school and trying to spend time with like a honey or something like that or like walking her to a car blah blah I don't really take people yeah yeah you know what I mean I've been all one-sided time spent [Music]
13:31 so for the record do you think over consent is unsexy yes yeah yeah manage that guys good like you have this magical moment and you're like we're going out and you're like oh that's do you like me yeah yeah then she says yes and then you're like okay this is the part where we do that now it's just no she says yes we go that's not how I felt all right keep asking questions yeah this is the date yes can I can I kiss you now and then that section the kiss she's just gonna pull back anyways yeah may I kiss oh she's playing hard again you run forward
14:23 challenge soccer head butt thing good to know athletes I remember my first time kissing was 14 I think and then we're in our bed and both of us don't know what the ████ is happening and we're just making out and then I remember just like my hands went under her shirt like on the on in a on her back oh wow and I remember I touched her bra and I was like oh go to hell you're still going by the way how many of you struggled with the bra dude to this day I I didn't the very first time and I thought it was the ████ no way and then every time after that I struggled you know every time after that you had a great showing it was really hard when you're not looking at it because you
15:13 don't know like how it works well because our friends were like no you gotta use one hand or it's not cool but I think the first time I did that the girl was like she was she had like bigger boobs so her bra was like kind of like waiting to pop out so it's mad easy just go test yeah but then later in life like you get different types of bras different types of women and then you just oh I'm sorry your boobs aren't big enough for you to brawl wants to come could you just turn around exactly yeah yeah yeah right I mean sometimes it would have just one hook in class but sometimes they'll have like three lined up and ████ you know what I mean they're just like you think and you feel two of them already you're like God why the ████ is this stuck you know what I mean or no like half open you know yeah I got it and you're like ████ so you gotta take out your butterfly knife it's super easy and you're like all right
16:04 yeah sometimes there's like a there's a stitching that goes like vertical that you can kind of grab with your finger and then you can but then sometimes it's so smooth yeah that you're just slipping around perfectly yeah that's how it felt because you could like because you can't see it so you gotta like Braille that ████ you're like oh there's a trail the Frog yeah yeah y'all remember the first time y'all uh got Dome part two I remember later I remember that ████ remember that ████ I remember that ████ it made the first move thank you [Music]
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