0:00 [Music] Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys, where today we're going to uh get into some insecurities. What are some things that you absolutely cannot stand about yourself when you're seeing yourself on camera? I'm not going to tell you. I can't reveal this to you. Tell you forehead, my mustache that I have to wax. ████ You do wax a mustache? Yeah. So, you're just staring at your own mustache when you're reviewing your footage for edit? I have a cute Have you ever experimented and like just let it go and see what Cuz you might be able to get a curly one like Ryan. Yeah. Right. Is that the Filipino side or the Sri Lankan side? You think it could be? Uh I think both. It's like me where it starts out Filipino then becomes Sri Lankan. Yeah, cuz my dad has a huge mustache. I've never seen him without a mustache. It's
0:50 crazy. Oh, really? Maybe he doesn't even have a upper lip. No. No. I can't imagine it. It's just bone to hair. hair. He's a walrus. That's so cool. Yeah. You really do you think about that? That uh um maybe like uh the way I talk I'll be like a why are you saying like so much? It's like shut up. That's a hard one. Yeah. I think that but that happens with everybody. You're you're going to say it even more now that you live in America. It's just going to happen. People always say, you know, I always like, you know, and back in the day, back in my day, are there any are there any things like that, like filler words that happen in Macau that we don't hear? Like um the um here is also like I want to eat.
1:45 Okay. Like in Japanese is what like right cuz I want So you said you don't like your forehead. My forehead. Okay. That's why I got these bags. And when you edit this, can you enlarge zoom? And if we have any brand deals, can you put the ads right here? We were just talking about Filipino friends, man. They would like they look at you, you have a big forehead. What's that forehead? Yeah, dude. Yeah. Right away. It's like, oh no. Oh, that means like forehead. And you know what they call it? Mumbai. Mumbai. That's sick. Mumbai. Okay. Savage. Hey, New Delhi. New Delhi. New Delhi. in um in primary I mean elementary school um they like my
2:37 classmates during um so sorry but 911 that time they were like oh so sorry this isn't the place to apologize they were like oh you look like Pakistan like I'm like can you shut up like are you Pakistan I'm like what the ████ no like why would you say that that makes me really curious I come from a local guy. Local as a side as a sidear. What was it like when 9/11 happened for you guys where you were at? Did you get stopped a lot like you terrorist? We we just watched it on news. Were people actually like I don't know like were they joking about it day two? No, they didn't. They weren't joking about they were just joking about my dad my dad is Muslim so he was like ████
3:27 like it's like you know like seriously like come on like don't don't believe this right now you know my dad um so so your dad's Muslim but your mom's not Catholic and my mom's Catholic wa that's a collabo very identity crisis right now and there's no pressure for for you to like go one way or the other no yeah so Catholic Like, right. Do you baptize the baby like right off the bat? But my dad is like, "No, don't baptize her." Like, "I want her to choose her way." Oh, she get choose. Yeah. Just let's be nice. I mean, you just ate chasu this morning, which is haram, brother. Come on. The first time I had ham, right? I was at my friend's house. She She was Port She's
4:18 Portuguese, so they eat ham and cheese every morning. And then I'm like, "Oh my gosh, it's so good. What is this?" And then she was like, "It's ham." And I'm like, "Oh, good." I went home. I'm like, "Mom, I had ham today and it's so good." She's like, "That's pork. You can't have pork." And then I'm like, "Wo, what do you mean it's pork? What do you mean it's pork? It's called ham." Like, what? It's called ham. I said pork. That is fork. Okay. That's fork. She didn't eat pork is fart cuz of dad. She would eat pork behind Heidi which is pork with the most pork pork can be. Yes. I was that kid. Exactly. We were in a Filipino restaurant. I was like don't tell your dad. Huh? And I'm like why? Dude, she was sneaking on. That's crazy. But then
5:09 afterwards she kind of stopped cuz like uh pork is not really that healthy anyways. And my dad can smell it off her. So she was like she can smell it. There's no ramen in my house. Yo, who ate pork? Yeah. Dude, it smells. I bought like sausages, like the pork sausages once. It was in the freezer like And my dad never cooks. So, you It's not going to open the freezer. And I'm like, I woke up and the the on the trash. ████ It's in the trash. It was in the trash. So, I opened it and I just cook everything and I brought the pool. Wa. Oh my goodness. Sneaking pork, dude. That's it. It's really hard. And then like when you have fried rice, there's always ham in it. And I'm like, yeah, that's what I was going to say. Like there's so much stuff you got to avoid. I'm like, please no pork. I would tell them like and then but sometimes they would forget and the pork there and then
6:00 we would like me and my mom like peek it out like the ham plus like pork oiled like sauce pans and stuff. So he barely goes out to eat too. But what other things can't you eat besides pork? Well, I can eat anything for my dad. Yeah. For your dad's respect to not be broken. Can you eat like shrimp and all that stuff? It was just pork, right? Pork is the only thing in Muslim culture that you just can't have. Yeah. Yeah. Dirty ass. But does it go to like the smallest detail where like they make I don't know like a snack cake will have lard. Is that Does that also count because that's a pork product? Oh, is that probably that like deep where they're like, "No, it can't be fried in lard." Yeah, I think so. Has to be halal. I don't even know if my dad knows about lard, you know? Like he probably eating lard. Lord. Oh, Lord. He's 911 now. Lord,
6:51 it's like a third tower. Oh ████ Wait, what religion are you from that you said that you had to do religious gap year? It's a It's called Unification Church. It's like a No way. Do you know us? Wait, you're the You're from the movies. You guys know what that is? Yes, I do. He loves them. He loves them. Oh no. Wait, why are you hiding? Well, because I don't know. There's here there's a lot of like negative news about our religion. Oh, we only have negative news. Unification church is the kid. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. So, both my husband and I are are from there and he Yeah. Sick. I've never met What are the bad things about the Mooney? Only bad. Only bad. No, you're from Yeah. Yeah. You should tell. You should tell us what the Hey, no. Let's go for Let's go
7:41 some question. I have a question. I have a question. Unification. That's my question. Did you have a mass marriage with guns? No. Oh, no. We're not that Mooney. I heard that's a different brand. Can you just talk about that brand you don't like? But you know what I'm talking about, right? There's a picture of like a hundred people getting married together with ████ guns. Wow. Yeah. We could I mean I'm not even a part of them. So it's Yeah, that's that's the son of the mooney. That was like son of the moon, right? Son of Yeah, that's son of a son of a son of a It's like a Korean. That's extracurricular reading. We'll all We'll all do that on our own time. Don't worry. That's true. That's true.
8:34 I'm going to Google it right now, dude. That's cool. Wait, so the is the Mooney like like there's a it's like there's different groups like kind of like how I don't know like has David Carresh. Yeah, David. Yeah, that is ours. That's Devidian. Do you know what that is? No. Tell me. We're like that's a different version of Wait, what? I said I compared here. We're the mooneyies of here. No, we're we have a lot of negative news, too. Yeah. So that's why I feel for you. I'm not getting Okay, good. Yeah. Yeah. No, I I understand. A unification church move. All right. Let's um Don't So Macau has a win, you say? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Macau win gambling. But you go there to lose. Wait. So Oh, it's actually a Korean guy named
9:25 That's why I thought it was just Koreans. That's why I didn't know. Like you're you're Filipino. Yeah, there's a lot like I mean that's Yeah. Yeah. But you mention them, you get some comments and you got to go to the comments and delete them. It's like that. Oh, like we're going to have to delete stuff in this video. What is that? Careful. No, no, no. Here's here's the thing. Because it's educational purposes, anything rides. True. We're ignorant about Moody's is so sensational that like only the craziest parts get like cherry picked and that's all anyone knows. So if you mention it, people like, "Oh, you mean the D?" Like it's that's all we Yeah. Like me like seeing a mass marriage with machine guns. Yeah. And the negative negative news is always louder, you know? Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. But you don't know like people don't know there's normal people like me like
10:16 you know we don't so normal. Yeah. I would say it's like the Mormons where you see like these offshoot ones with hella polygamy. Exactly. Yeah. And then they're like and then and then you have the ones that's just like nah we just normal. Yeah. Right. We we're the housewives of Salt Lake City, you know. It's like shows are hilarious. Yeah. I want to watch great show that that could help. Yeah. Do one of those to recruit you. And like what does what does unification mean then? What does that why do they use that word? The idea is to it's to not start a different religion, but it's to basically just unify. So it's it's not denomination. Yeah. Yeah. Like like an idea of like one family under God. It's not like you can have your own beliefs and stuff, but like essentially at the end we want to
11:06 unite. I like that. That sounds good. Do this. Yeah. Do you guys do that in Macau? My friend and so that's a real thing. You guys do that like right when they sit down in class. I did to my friend and she got so mad. The girls do it to each other. Okay. Yeah. Maybe the guys. It's usually the guys that are unannounced, you know. Yeah. We very girls Barbies growing up, you know. I wrestled growing up. You wrestled. I freaking thought only Japanese people did that. Japanese people think only Japanese do everything. But is a Japanese word. Macau is very influenced by Japan. I think. Okay. Everywhere loves culture food like we got so much sushi like a lot of the Japanese. How do you know koncho? He's like that's that's my friend.
11:57 That's my thing. That was my thing with my friend. You're not special. And when you conchoed her. Yeah. She was so mad. I did the wrong Yeah. Oh, that makes it so much funnier. It was that time of the month. No. Asian Asian girls are very like No. One time I be loud for the the our classmates and we're the Philipp the loud ones. We always get yelled at by bus drivers. Why are you pointing at me? I'm sorry. I get it. And teachers would put us apart cuz they know they know that we shut up class clown. So you you were loud. You guys considered yourselves louder than like other kids that were just straight up Chinese. Yeah. I mean growing up for us at least. Don't the the Chinese that are loud that it would be like in the bus like those uncles on the phone.
12:49 Younger people are not here. Younger people. Why is that? Like we'll be in the sauna and a ████ old Chinese uncle will come in and go and then we're just like looking at each other. What the ████ Yo, it's peaceful. We got a ████ dude trying to get into a zen zone. Zenzone pulls it out the water. Yeah, literally. And then dude, and then the Mexicans, they're the funniest. They'll be looking at each other like this ████ chino. What the ████ Yeah. And then I'm just like, I know you're looking at me like I'm one of them. And I'm like, bro, I ████ No, dude. Stop. [Laughter] Yeah. I don't know why. Yeah. I don't
13:39 know why it's so loud. I love it though. I think it's hilarious. Kacho. No, the the loudness. The the the the Cantonese uncle. I think it's funny. Auntie like I'm so used to it. White noise now. I can't sleep without it. I do remember uh when Gio was my wife when she first um ate with my dad's side of the family. She was like, "Is everything okay? Fighting a lot." Yelling. Everything's just like yelling. Yes. Yes. Like are they fighting? Why is the entire restaurant fighting? Every table's having an argument right now. They're just they're just they're just No, it's like the Portuguese in in Macau. They would like be like, "Okay, no." But then it's like they sound so serious. It's like what are they talking about right now? It's so serious. Like they're just chatting. Is there really a
14:29 lot of Portuguese people? There used to be now less like Portuguese speaking, but but they're clicks. they would like only show up some spots, you know, so you wouldn't like There's a there's a different language in because of Portuguese Chinese mix. It's called PWA. Pwa. And it's a mix of Chinese and Portuguese, but it's kind of extinct now, I think. Oh, Pua. Only the older grandmas speak Pua. Pua. Wow. Yeah. Sounds right. I think it's like some Jamaicans. Jamaican. We We found out that Jamaicans like have a lot of like Cantonese there. Like I met one of my like f one of the first co-workers I met like we were at a restaurant with my boss and then uh I was like kind of a lichi martini and then the the waitress like do you mean lichi I'm like ly but then like the the the the girl she's like she's Jamaican she's like uh it's lchi and I'm like hey
15:20 and then cuz she has a Cantonese grandma. I was like what tongs over there the Caribbean's just Cantonese. It's weird to us. Yes. And like Peruvian, there's cha fried rice. Ta. Bunch of Chinese people were This guy's Peruvian. Yo, are Peruvian? You're Peruvian? E. That is so cool. But that's my my my dad. Yeah. Yeah. My dad, my great grandpa went to Peru and then brought back a wife from Peru. He kidnapped an indigenous woman. Like mostly Peruvian food is like a fusion of chang. Yeah. Why was there a group like why was there a lot of or why is there a lot of Yeah, they're everywhere in the world. That makes sense. They're everywhere like a virus. Even Philippines, they're all Chinese though. They're also in the Philippines,
16:10 huh? Thailand, too. They're all buying up like um you know. Oh, dude. Africa. That's a new type. Yeah. Yeah. Good job, China. Good for us. Good job, too. Yeah. Good job. You too. Stop China, dude. Can't stop. Also, I think every country in the world has a Chinese restaurant. I would hope so. That's a safe word. And a Chinatown. Yeah, there's a brave China that went there to open up a Kungpow chicken spot with the flag down. I respect that a lot. Like, you go to a little mountain village here and there's a Chinese restaurant. It's pretty cool. Like, wow, you found this spot. They hustle and you dedicated your life to this. Like, damn. Like, when you go to Big Bear, there's like one Chinese restaurant. That's true. One Japanese one. And that's like their whole family revolves around just being on that mountain. And then they run both of them. Act like the other one.
17:00 Oh, welcome. Let me guess. Let me get California roll. How'd you know? Yeah. I ate a big barrel roll. Oh, you did? You ate it? No, I hate I don't like it cuz there's no I I like raw fish and there's no raw fish. You don't like that it's like almost like they're covering raw fish. Oh yeah. No, I don't like it. But we have California rolls in Macau. Like it's called California. I do hate California rolls and Philly rolls. I love Philly rolls. It's a filler sushi. I do like Philly rolls. Why? I don't like it. Get out of here. It own thing though. Philly rolls it. Respect. If you like it, cool. Without that without those rolls, you wouldn't get people into actual sushi cuz it's it's the gate. You mean you wouldn't get these people down here? [Applause]
17:50 You tell them. Yeah. It's the gateway. Don't teach the guo. Hey, guo. Get out. You know how you sneak them in? Go California roll, then Philly roll, then you get like lobster roll and then you get into soft shell crab roll and baked salmon roll and then you get slowly into the and then finally you hit sushi. Oh my god. Oh, Macas is number at the bottom. That's advanced level. Yeah, there's a whole rhythm to it.
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