0:00 [Music] all right so this next story is very tragic and sad and i would appreciate you guys to have a lot of ████ respect all right a 29 year old upstate new york man who covered himself in hand sanitizer burst into flames after police use a taser on him oh ████ dude oh my god flames that's crazy why did he cover himself in enhancement because kobe love it bro can you shower ████ coffee is this jake gyllenhaal i know he doesn't shower every day oh yeah what's up with that dude why are all these celebrities talking about not showering yes watch out guys wait is it that whole movement where we don't use shampoo and all these things and we just don't shower and we let our natural body ████ do it
0:50 do the thing is that a movement or is that just regular degeneracy lack of movement yeah i think that shouldn't juna is talking about it on dax shepard's uh podcast and it was mila kunis ashton kutcher basically saying like they don't shower every day and they don't like shower their kids every day they're busy parents and she grew up in the ukraine where there weren't a lot of showers so it was kind of normal for her ashton had adopted it after they were together for a while and then uh a bunch of people were like ew you guys are ████ dirty uh jake gyllenhaal came out and said that he doesn't die i heard that american hygiene's different like what like we shower like morning and night and then like we do all the ████ shampooing and all that stuff like like that's our normal but then like are like in europe like they don't like ████ wash their hair every day and all that ████ like the third world country places that don't have
1:40 running water well they don't got running water right but like here i can understand i was always told you can't walk because i don't think ukraine's a third world country man yeah i do i do know that ladies usually say that you don't wash your hair every day right because then that'll ████ up your hair natural oils which actually technically your actual body has similar elements to it too so not showering every day is supposed to be actually good for your skin versus drying it out all the time with like quote unquote cleaning that's because like now that i have long hair and then like it's dry as ████ right now man my hair ████ i got dandruff like frosted flakes and cereals like me too bro being ████ created in my head dude me too i got the whole cereal factory right here you want to make it rain for a sec wash your hair every other day i need my oils to come back huh you got to train your during the summer when i'm
2:31 in hawaii when i'm in like these moist ass places no problem i'm not made for this weather you don't have eczema or anything like eggs no i'm eczema's i think food and and hormonal but like not really weather but then because this is smooth right now man i'm not ████ i'm healthy as ████ some elbows dandruff and dry skin boy i bet the lotion can't reach i gotta do this what happens if you're active like if you like sweat on a regular basis you should be showering pretty consistently right that's why i shower right now yeah you should yeah end of story right yeah yeah it depends you shower most of the time how about that i guess everybody's got a fair middle ground yeah how about you shower but you don't use soap because i know someone that was experimenting with water how about the dude that got ████ lit on fire with ████ anti-bacterial all
3:23 over him getting tased he was pretty wild actually like why was he getting tased so he he got tased by police um this is this is the man by the way oh this is him before he got him before he's on fire i thought he was breastfeeding a child he don't look burnt that guy he knows he's a hoax and we're not sure he's covered in lotion at this point or not he looks like he's breastfeeding a child with his pants around his ankles what a scene show the picture show the picture the world needs to see this guy's a pervert well you saw him feeding a child he looks like he's breastfeeding a child with his pants around his ankles dude [Laughter] with a pants around his ankle what an innocent photo of a regular guy yeah yeah so
4:13 holy ████ you're caught on fire this is the after photo [Laughter] god damn yeah he's in there he's in there somewhere he can't really see how much god dammit steve hand sanitizer did this full use on his body the police have buckets buckets and buckets so he tried to layer himself like a stripper is that the term is it shut the ████ up the police said buckets and buckets if you rub that ████ on your balls doesn't that burn huh yeah i'm sure because you know how it's got that menthol freshness like when you touch it in your you're just like that's so fresh
5:04 it depends on how many open sores you have right after you ████ fix his balls dude stage leprosy you currently have wouldn't it dry the ████ out of your skin yeah for sure it's alcohol right now i always want to lotion that ████ that's some covent proof balls baby first of all how did this like cute looking man get tased in the first place you mean the breastfeeder yeah the breastfeeder would like me that's right dude pants down breastfeeding he entered the village of catskill police department last week he walks into the police department right in new york and he gets into a confrontation with the officers right and then police told the paper that jones who was known to them from previous encounters appeared intoxicated and at that point they felt they needed to use the taser to subdue him and yeah he just burst into flames instantaneously burst into flames yeah personal plane and then he started running around and that hand sanitizer
5:56 acted like a wick huh yeah but then he was so slippery from all the sand sometimes nobody could catch him dude [Laughter] just gak [Laughter] turn into a flight is he okay no he's dead oh ████ for real yeah he died he died instantaneously the police said he felt no pain instant people the police said he felt run around and then instantaneously died they they said that they're burying his nike air maxes as they said that's the only thing that's left man they always take pictures they give people pictures like that where it's all
6:47 cute and ████ so you feel bad for the victim let me see the articles dude can i see the article yeah you can't yeah i want to see the moment when he was in the police station drunk getting tasered that's what i want to see they say intoxicated because they smell hand sanitizer alcohol it's not even real alcohol yeah what if he just came in with a complaint and they're like shut up and then they ████ shot his ass they just didn't want to do paperwork well like it's just complaining about how they're like shooting his dog or some ████ you know that's it he's like a nice old dude the breastfeeder he's breastfeeding his dog shut it off the cops like shut up yes shot your dog and then ████ shoot this guy's nypd dude nypd no there is good news he's he is alive um but he said he was dead i
7:37 misread it i think he's on the inside like he's dead on the end yeah yeah yeah he has no nervousness anymore no it says that um yeah he's he's alive but his condition is not great and uh the incident's under investigation by the district attorney damn so this is the birth of two-face no it's actually just one face because you burnt all around it's probably got one like fourth degree burned layer and then looking melted face oh my god pronounced dead on the inside because like even with hand sanitizer right it's like you put that ████ on like it's gonna fall off and dry you would have to have such an insane amount like all over your mustache buckets bro let's experiment do we gotta hash on the top i know we gotta get lighter that's right i could have a taser i could use a lighter yeah we have some hand sanitizers yeah this this is one of
8:27 those bad ideas that i want to see all the way through we have to do this hey welcome to an episode of jk science with steve green and joe do we have hand sanitizer anywhere we do got a taser somewhere ryan where's the taser taser no hand sanitizer that sounds about right for this office regular alcohol can we just tase the bottle do something happen let's cut real quick and do this experiment all right let's look for it we probably have hand sanitizer from 2013. let's yeah squirt some on the table and see what happens all better or worse you think there's so many issues with this moment yeah there was a guy you should train with and um after we would train he would have a whole bottle of hand sanitizer this is way before kovit and he would pump it and put it on like sunscreen yeah just after we would train so i should probably hit him up and tell him like hey you shouldn't be doing anything be careful hand sanitizer hey dude i have some in
9:18 my car but i wasn't thinking about using it we got a gas tank for real yeah let's do it all right i gotta i don't know where the let's cut i know we have a taser because we did it as a jk party challenge i love it let's do it all right we're doing this oh yeah it's all right i remember that we found it we got hand sanitizer all right i would say this is probably equivalent to buckets on his skin okay we couldn't find my taser though uh but i did find a gun but i you know in this situation it wasn't a gun so uh what we did find was a lighter here and we should move back huh yeah i got got i got a shot glass yes but i got it in the glass so if it goes on fire would do you know and then um i'll use this to take it out all right closer to anthony though ready welcome to jk science folks son of a ████ is
10:09 it didn't catch on fire it's on fire it's on fire it's ████ on fire it's blue oh it actually is burning holy ████ can you see that ████ you son of a ████ at home wow can you see it so yeah we can confirm jk can now confirm that that guy was set on fire by a taser dude that s███'s falling ████ that's just flaming you can barely see it though damn you use the ████ ton of my hand sanitizer oh is that yours it's a waste of hand sanitizer it's on fire it's not stopping it's not stopping just like what happened i wanted a big fire it's probably bigger than we think it looks pretty big i can see the vapor are we all on crack right now no there's a spider we're all doing come here cat come here how could your hands how come you can't how come it can't be on camera brian says that it burns invisibly ryan caught
11:01 it huh he'd be called him why well here's the here's the way to test it on top of it like this that's good all right ready yo it's burning there's blue professor there's only one way to prove it closer to the camera close to the camera just in case you're not sure oh is it off oh how about this we set that on fire then we put it in there no more did you turn it off it's off the worst science class i've ever been on put it back on is all the alcohol gone now is it just gel get the paper on just the paper on fire with the lighter no let's burn other stuff is it on fire it's no longer it's on fire bro yeah that ████ works
11:51 dude look at this ████ limp i know dude i didn't think that was gonna light up and i'm i'm very happy that it is so thanks for watching jk special episode jk science sponsored by t-mobile this is hot now don't drink out of this guys i'ma just leave it on you
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