0:00 I hate using my oven why why do you hate it I'd rather use my air fryer my whole thing is like which oven cuz I have two ovens you made one on top of the other one for real yeah that's called a microwave no no no it's [Music] enough welcome back to careful boys today indeed we are debating the world's greatest pizza if you can't order in you got to get it from the frozen food section oh that kind of pizza Tony's Pizza baby Tony's I hav't I don't know dude I'm partial still Tony's Pizza is is nostalgic to me though the joural is pretty fire it's like gross good you know it's like doughy doughy gross but if you overcook it a little bit the crust crispy right is rock hard dude you could you could you could salt somebody with that be all over that thing yeah
0:51 you got to be poking it making sure it's soft you know can't just throw it in there and forget about it which one's yours Steve it's Red Baron I go back and forth cuz I yeah Red Bar I knew it Tombstone you look Red Baron Supreme Red Baron thank you Red Bar oh not the not the uh no I get the Supreme one not the Supreme one is good though how about the CPK one is that good CPK is a PR I never had that one I like it I like it the barbecue chicken CPK frozen pizza pretty bomb barbecue chicken CPK in general is the only one do you guys like the Celeste square pizza that's just nostalgic I used to as a kid it's not good but it's just nostalgic it's just so small man yeah and it falls apart as soon as you eat it it's Fu over you know do you think do you guys do you guys consider Bagel Bites a part of this debate that can be in the second whole half of the video I do I do reluctantly do you guys consider Pizza Pizza Pockets Hot Pockets squares Hot Pockets I don't
1:43 think so okay I don't think so that's a separate snack that's a snackable the phrasing was so strange orders if you're in college yeah yeah before Ure lasagna it's not quite okay it's not quite gour quite I'm not well versed in the Frozen P so like you know like Red Baron has the the normal ones but they also have like the uh it's not bagette but it's like a open face sound like a French bread I thought you were going to say something completely different right now you guys ever had he's like it's not bad he's French I would have never I was like wa I loveo you ever had like the L the Ling Cuisine Pizza one where they do this thing on the it says this thing on the on the instructions right they're like uh open the box and flip it over on the bottom so you create a conducive uh oven
2:34 like and I'm like bro this thing is like a soggy piece of ████ like this does not do anything brother how how did you have Lean Cuisine Pizza yeah how how bad I don't know if they still exist but like 10 years ago they had but it wasn't it like a kid thing like a like a kid box and then okay never mind as a kid I did think TV dinners was for rich people for real I would see them I'm like one day one day I'm going to get my hands on one of these things and I'm going to have real American I love TV dinners as kid ████ man I never had an actual Salsbury steak like in like in like a homecooked I've only had it in TV dinner dude the best thing ever was when I was a kid my mom broke her leg so I had to stop going to tawo but the best thing my dad comes home with like s████████ of TV dinners and just fills up the whole freezer with him it was the best cuz like you know
3:24 he's she's not cooking you know what changed the game for me with TV dinners was hungry man when those things came out it was gouret dude hot class ████ remember the commercials cuz it was like most TV dinners were like this big right hungry man's were like this and instead of giving you like chicken nuggets they gave you actual like bone in chicken thighs and drumsticks bone in what was your favorite dessert ████ ribs dude I like the fried chicken but they also had this thing where brownies were like half baked or like gooey and then you cut out that layer and then yeah when you when you bake it it turns into like a baked brownie first time I had a Tomahawk Steak it was hungry with a rib with the with the bone in rib y absolutely
4:14 imagine L you man that's how they sell it dude it's the best oh we are we doing hungry bed tonight boys like didn't know we're eating fancy like we're a bunch of MMA guys I feel like we're forgetting one of the bead what pizza are we forgetting there's way more than that Tombstone there has to be Tombstone was solid well to yeah Tombstone was good Baron pizza I like Babi but that's not frozen you just get the bread and you make your own tomato sauce and you put the cheese on I never did that have you guys had screaming cecilian what the heck is Scream cilian that's one of them are youing these no yeah right oh you know who who I heard um what I heard whatever the what I'm trying to say but some people say the Wolf Gang frozen pizza is actually really good I've never tried it but some people say that one's really really what
5:04 about Amy's Pizza anybody had Amy what's your cap for how much you'll pay for a frozen pizza though better not be more than a real one yeah yeah it can't it can't be more than ████ $13 13 I think eight bucks is like bro freaking Tony's Pizza is like $4 cuz if I get a fresh one my man for the same price or cheaper than ████ that I'd rather just get a fresh one it's like you might as well if you're going to eat freezer Pizza you might as well go to like Little Caesar is good you really yeah cuz sometimes you get it for five bucks five bucks but the journal tastes better than Little Caesar if you get a ████ stuff crust Douro you're a rich person stuff crust Douro over all Little Caesars ████ challenge me David really yeah that's the ████ Little Caesar sucks a fresh Little Caesar yeah Little Caesar is pretty hard really a garbage what ifes tastes like hard times
5:54 to me I feel like freezer pizza kind like why would you even go to Li Caesars if you you could just go to like Costco oh you know what Pizza is pretty good you can't always go to Costco we're going into the kind of mid fresh stuff but have you ever been to Whole Foods and got their slices they pizzas are pretty small actually like pretty good really that sounds bougie you ever You Ever Wanted Pizza go to Whole Foods and get a slice yeah but they're not they're not expensive because they're not but they're easy they're ready to go expensive yeah hope are expensive okay Pasadena I'm telling you dude honestly there's so many pizza shops in Pasadena where you can just walk in and get a slice for like four bucks we want REM the ████ Pasadena or something you want to go to ████ Vegas who said that St pushing Pasad on us dude we're sick of whose Spirit was that we got a lot of pizza spots I used to live there like a lot of pizza so cool if you're a
6:44 ████ billionaire hey wait didn't Costco sell I feel like Costco was selling frozen pizzas oh really their Pizza frz yeah you're right right was the same ones that they it was just um they do short runs of it it's like how much is a full Costco pizza not too much 10 bucks right I think it's 20 but they're big though hug now they're like 20 bucks yeah but Sam's Club 10 bucks you can only eat like two of those slices and you're going to sleep yeah it's because like 50% of it is just oil that's why you go like this for like 5 minutes first Sometimes when you go to like a supermarket like a brand name like Vons or some ████ FCO yeah like a fedco f f a ████ like AAS yeah vas you can get their little signature signature collect pizza and you just ████ put in the oven those are pretty solid too what I like about the Costco pizza is as soon as you pick it up the cheese Falls
7:34 all the way off it's only tomato sauce let that's handy that's why when you pick it up you got to pinch the top of the cheese is that what you do I don't like the bread yeah you it tastes like I'm eating a ████ bagel but it's not even a bagel bite ever since they took out Supreme I'm over cuz they use the same dough for all of it for all of it everything is the same dough after Co they got rid of the Supreme one dude hey that's true it's the same dough as a chicken bake mhm Spong is honestly my new favorite whole pizza is 10 bucks $10 for a big ass Pizza like that dude I'll ████ up a hot dog over there every day like n that nonstop like is that still a dollar like 60 but like with a drink yeah see Sans Club same ████ shut up with s it's like a buck5 but their hot dogs not the same stop UT Costco man their hot dog's like
8:25 a 7-Eleven hot dog I got my Sam Club membership for 25 bucks I'll have you know if I'm home I'm going to Costco every day yeah but you need a Costco card which costs like Co what 400 a year or something employ it's 400 bucks a year no it's like one if you get a business it's like 150 bucks a year some Costco businesses have the food stand facing outside like the one in Commerce also if you get the business membership from Costco they also do rebate rewards and stuff so you basically pay for more than half of it if you frequently go to Costco so I get like cash coupons from them and I just reuse it at Costco get like 500 bucks back a year yeah if you if you constantly go yeah you for sure go all the time you're restocking our alcohol you know oh yeah I get alcohol this time we're on a budget damn yeah it's over guys hey is there a varas in Vegas what's a v is a Hispanic it's like
9:15 Ela it's it's like Whole Foods like Mexican Whole Foods that's probably something yeah they're the best dude they got they got hot and ready tamales probably whole food they got a juice oh it's the whole food it's like the nice Superior salsa salsa they got a walk bar dude the guacamole bar with like ladies there with the hair she like how spicy you have a they have a juice barbud bar what you do too if you're white you tell them that it's for your wife and she's Mexican yeah and they actually make they hook you up they hook you up well you could tell them how many put how much no no no they don't ever believe me they're like I like that Bart would say that for real and they're like sure Bart would go and be like I'm 10% Peru they have a Maris they have a Ceviche bar that ████ is at Barta yeah is ████ I've been sleeping on it
10:07 too and then I needed to get a pinata for my birthday this year I needed to get a pinata is that racist no it was a Naruto Pata yeah but is it racist to go like I need a piñata I'm going to vior wait that you went to the one you're not going to get it at Ral kind of racist you got to get it you got to get the pi I don't know makes me feel you could have gone to Party City all of you guys are idiot guys you go there and you say that your wife's Mexican to get no that's not racist that's accurate you're like oh if I want OPM I'm going go to 99 Ranch or something yeah yeah that's ████ up I think that's kind of I think it's slightly different stop pushing past the on us part did you know there's a whole Pata District in downtown did you know that VIIs is Bomb that's the focus of the question if we could stay on topic where is it yeah where is it the one in Pasadena come on God damn it see how know these tricks these tricks
10:57 stop putting pass like hey is there like a is there a good Indian grocery store around here I need to buy a Rick Shaw this guy guy man telling you I don't know how he gets away with this all the time it's probably because of his good looks there's only one no they have a chain I just don't really know that much outside of my own City brother I don't leave it he has a Passad ankle bracelet dude go beyond City Limits that's why he rushes to go back he doesn't want to go past curfew so it's not part of the same company as like Elsa or or gray or any of those I don't even know how they're all like a Mexican Kroger they're luxury division you mean you guys got a l super super eight yeah got Super's really good yeah I'm sure they have the same stuff too maybe not I never heard no juice bar though that's pretty crazy Bart is next level bro I just I don't know what to tell you just you guys ever where is it at F Oak and
11:48 Orange Grove that's one I'm you ever had fretta pizza this is apparently is really popular I've seen it never had it fretta or Jacks dude I don't remember the last time I bought a frozen pizza actually actually probably was you've made it Bud you're not like us I'm done talking about pizza can we talk about Rick Shaws we can no when's the last time you guys bought a ████ freezer to me it's not that it's the oven like I don't ████ genuinely want to know no I want to ████ know none of you guys bought I got one in my freezer right now really Pony's Pizza nice yeah nice what do you have on it pepperoni it's just a straight up cheese pizza but you're you're teenage M Ninja Turtle guy though that's why no it's like it's cuz of gaming it's cuz of gaming dur Co I got a frozen pizza for sure which one what was your choice I think I think it was I think it was Douro thejo is it because like food
12:39 people weren't delivering so you're like yeah it was like that and I wanted pizza and I was like ████ it that was like the first wave of uh Co yeah before they reopen things and let did the contact let still what holds me back from is I don't use the oven you guys like do you guys use the OV I hate using my oven why why do you hate it because I'd rather use my air yeah I'd rather yeah yeah I use the air fryer my whole thing is like which oven cuz I have two ovens ████ you made it one on top of the other one for real yeah that's called a microwave no no no it's it's called a microwave oven no I'm kidding I have two ovens I really do have two oven wait why don't you like using your oven it's just like I got to take all the pans out I got to take oh cuz you live like that that's why you could just leave the pans in there wait you don't just leave the pans in there no bro I'd be leaving every pan I you just let it heat up I
13:31 put the pan y you don't have the pan uh the thing underw underw what if the handle melts off bro I look in the glass all of them are just bright red ooh I know it's Hotes do you use the storage tray I use my Broiler more than I use my oven what's a broiler the thing at the bottom huh you could toast like french bread in there and ████ like that that's what a broiler is the guys these guys don't make crazy bread bro I did not know that that's what the broiler was proba eats cold cold garlic bread so like what's the thing on the bottle so like say if I'm making like I like to make ████ like skewer like chicken skewers like like yogurt marinated ones so I'll put it in the bottom and I'll let it like what do you mean bottom though I only got one flap I have mine has two flaps you got two flaps it's a smaller one like I don't got a small one and it gets really high heat and then you just put
14:21 it right under it chars it and then you flip it really exciting stuff for you guys I'm calling this video um yeah debating the world greatest pizza and also some Broiler talk Broiler talk hot Broiler talk then what's a broer say say Joe likes eating cold garlic bread I don't know what a broer is broer is kind of I knew there was a limit to your knowledge I feel so embarrassed in front of everybody the people who get have all ninja appliances are like the richest people on Earth ninja is that the most expensive I think so you got the blender you got the air fryer you got the food processor they a Jeff bezos's got all that ████ he can't even afford it he does have doesn't have counter and he's like sweating about it he's like is it is it Ninja just regular affordable to you rich guy you have the ninja cream got the whole line I the whole
15:11 line L I don't even think I have one ninja thing actually dude anon's oven Anthony's oven also is an air fryer at the same time anon's oven is is a ninja and supreme collabo and Louis Vuitton that's so sick I mean the rest of us got to use oyster kth toaster H and General Electric kith X Breville you guys are undefeated bathtub yeah man all my ████ was Black and Decker dude Black and Decker the if you can't get it at Ros and I don't know what it is you're not having ████ over and they're like doing back flips about you having black and deck or stuff I know but if you got a ████ ninja ninja ████ that's the next level they know you're balling which one they're like oh you're doing well you have the bullet oh
16:02 my God how did you did you have to finance that holy ████ he also has one of those ████ kitchen mixers dude we we got a Dyson air wrap in our bathroom that's a big deal you guys are rich is expensive hey don't throw your money in my face dog you use Clara yeah yeah you don't afterpay did you Clara all these things down bro wait what's a air wrap yeah what's air Dyson air wrap that was like the ████ that was that was famous on TI your girls going ████ beg you for a Dyson airp no we're broke dude it's like this ████ using Dyson vacuum space grade technology nonsense that uses warm air to like curl your hair and ████ like that but it comes with different accessories so you can also turn the the main feature into like a blow dryer a curler a straightener or whatever accessories but it's like yeah but it like doesn't uh burn your hair as much as like traditional things what's
16:53 it called Dyson ER man we should have got brand deals for this video was heater it's not a heater no it's for hair it's not a I'm buy we could have transitioned like how much is it like $1,000 like 500 600 bucks Dyson SH damn it's 600 bucks damn what the ████ it just looks like a curling iron like two three years ago damn bro and I remember and I got it and I got it like 30% off the time and I remember once Nina got it I feel like she like texted her sister immediately bragging you know see that's why he cheaped out on the house he goes high class with everything else know dude your house is full of d air WS yeah ninja technology I don't got no Dyson ████ dude how many do you have now six at least six Dyson I thought Dyson was a ████ chicken farm dude I didn't know it was a hair company
17:45 too couldn't afford any of ████ tyon chicken Tyson chicken hair wrap bladeless chicken yeah you have bladeless fan you got a Dyson fan you don't have a Dyson fan he's got a space warmer though you got one of those if anybody in this room would have it would be you I thought you I I have the Dyson ████ vacuum but honestly see you got honestly I don't think it was worth it really hey what kind of vacuums do you guys do I need my vacuum that's a whole different video bro whole different video those are pretty those are expensive no they're not that's the cheap one no I buy them secondhand though oh yeah I buy them from cleaning ladies who get better ones what is that they're the ones that know which ones to get though D do you live in large brother what do you got you got a Hoover you got a freaking you got a you have I Robot do you have a central vacuum in your house the ████ is that do you have robot vacuums you don't got got roombas
18:35 huh everywhere I have a Roomba and I have a like yeah Hoover regular Hoover how many his Roomba goes off every day at like one or like three or like three times a day it just goes off does it just goes it like no the difference is I have a Hoover because I or Not A Robot vacuum because it has to clean he has a robot vacuum as an accessory cuz he also has just the Mexican lady who comes every ████ week oh you got a cleaner shout outs to suy so she does a good job oh so you you only clean for emergencies no it's cuz we have two dogs and they shed like a ████ that always on so they got a cleaner for the house and a robot for the dogs uh they they're used to it now okay I think I need a g one for the house I have cleaners but then but then Nikki makes me clean before they get here so it's like pointless you have cleaners I have cleaners but they come like quarterly dude robot vac be bie like robot vacuums are the are the ████ so roomba's the number one uh there's a
19:26 bunch of Brands you can get the ecox one on Amazon for I have a cheap ass version and it actually works great I need to get one then I got a cheap one and then I got a better one on sale when the cheap one broke just do what I do I got a remote control car and I put a Dust Buster attached to it with duct tape are you Kevin mallister takes you like 3 hours to ████ clean your house to light vacuum God I got to replace the tape again it's not sticking anymore I keeps getting stuck that sounds like some Billy Madison ████ yeah dude having a Roomba is like we're really in the future ████ yeah I'm going to get a Roomba today C your house you're not even there that's crazy that s███'s been out so long and it's got no emotions it just goes till it dies yeah till it dies dude I'm going to get Tiff a Roomba and say I got that's her Christmas gift that'll be good right yeah and you can set the time you can set and if you just put like a
20:17 little holiday bow on it oh wait yours does it return to its charging port it does but the thing is I have my charging port in like my pantry so it's like way too much yeah cuz it's not sexy does it go over bumps pretty well goes over rugs power quarts my only problem is I got to pick up all the cat toys before it starts oh otherwise you're going to be missing a couple of cat toys cuz yours is good I lose a lot you got a ninja one I lose a lot of cat toys a lot of suction on that so frozen pizza right yep
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