0:05 Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys, where we only talk about things that really matter in life. Uh, so today we're going to ask Bonos, what is the most unattractive car a guy can drive. Yeah. >> What? Okay. First of all, I'm not really a car gal, so I don't know really anything about cars. Yeah. >> The most unattractive thing about guys with the car is if they're really messy in the car. Like s███'s everywhere, all over the floor. No. Like designated trash bag. I know that's very specific. >> Designated trash bags. >> Too many guys that have designated trash bags in their car. >> Really? If they have a woman in their life, they probably have one. Like Gio didn't put one in your car for you. >> Whoa. >> No. >> I don't have trash in my car, though. >> Okay. >> Ever. >> You got zip ties in there, though. >> Ever. >> You know what though? I have trash
0:55 because I don't want to litter. I used to just throw it out the window. [laughter] >> Why are the only options to litter or have trash in your car? [laughter] >> What else you going to do? >> Uh, I wait until I get gas and then I grab all the trash and I throw it away in a designated place. >> But so it's all on your car floor in that time. >> Depends on what it is. If it's organic material, it gets thrown away right away. If it's things that could rot and organic, it gets If it's papers, if it's like things that like can be thrown away later, that goes on the back seat. >> On the back seat. So, you literally go like this back seat. Yeah. >> Oh, hell no. >> I go like, "What's this ████ receipt? GET IT OUT OF MY FACE." >> NO. NO. SEE, that's that drives me insane. >> Yeah. But then, >> it's a little It's a little spot. >> The alternative is I'm throwing it in this way, but before I used to throw it
1:45 out this way. So, I'm not doing this anymore where a kangaroo can ████ choke on it. >> Kangaroo. We're not in Australia. >> Okay. What? A beagle? I don't know. Like, [laughter] that's better. That's better. Yeah. >> You definitely don't want to hurt the beagles, >> right? So, now I'm being good. >> Is that not designated that it's always in the back seat? >> If we want to get technical, but that's not going to win me over. Do you think it's Is it more attractive if a guy has a truck or a small car? >> Doesn't matter to me. >> Unless it's like a No, I don't want to ████ on anyone. >> ████ on them. >> Unless it's what? Like a lifted truck. That's really hot. >> Unless it's like a like one of those little like fit cars or whatever. Smart cars. The little tiny guy. >> What's wrong with the smart car? >> It's good gas mileage. >> Someone trying to look out for the good
2:35 of the environment. >> I'm okay. I'm more okay with someone driving a Prius than one of those tiny little things. It looks like a car for a doll. >> It also doesn't look like it's safe. Like, if we were to get an accident, I would have to say goodbye to everyone I know. [laughter] >> So, I think that's probably unattractive. >> Any any car or girl that goes, "That's so cute. I want one." A guy shouldn't have, huh? >> Probably not. Like a VW bug. >> Can't have a bug if you're a guy. >> Modern yellow bug. >> What if it was souped up though? Like it was like >> I don't like super souped up cars. Really? >> It's not my thing. >> You don't like loud cars? >> Oh, yeah. Is that Is that sexy when guys? >> So, I dated someone who had this like I don't know what year it was, but it was a Chevel. It was so loud and I would be embarrassed to be in that car. Also,
3:25 half the time it wouldn't work. So, it'd be like we could only take that car if it's like, you know, we're going three miles down the street and it maybe we'll get back home. >> Did he have a trash bag though? [laughter] >> There was never trash in that car. That thing was his baby. Hell yeah. That's my dream car. Chevel's my dream car. >> What What about your dream car? >> I want a car that when it's just sitting there, when it's just sitting there, it sounds like it's going to break down. Yeah. The car shakes when you start it, you know? [laughter] Like that. >> That's crazy. >> I have I have many of those if you'd like one. [laughter] >> What if their car is like so No, no, no. You can't. There's a no drinking rule in this car. >> I don't like that. I mean, that's really un >> No boa in the car. What if you were like chewing what if you're chewing gum and he got in he's like can you spit that please before you get in? >> I would. No. No thank you, >> dude. I had a friend who wouldn't let me
4:16 ████ He didn't want anyone to drink water in his car. I almost ████ opened up a bottle of water and went like this cuz I was like, "Are you ████ serious?" >> Was it a nice car though? >> No, it was just like a regular Integra. >> Are you a Are you a messy drinker, though? Do you spill? I spill. >> Maybe he saw you he saw you [laughter] drink like this. He just goes, [laughter] >> "But it's water, right?" I was like, "It's ████ water." >> Well, I got to put my bib on first. That's me. That's That's how I get [laughter] down. >> Yeah. >> Like, Joe, can you just have a camel back, please? >> He still dribbles, though. >> A camel back. [laughter] >> I actually can't drink water like from a bottle in a moving car or when I'm walking. I have to stop. >> I actually can't. >> Really? >> Yeah. Cuz I spill. See, do you drink like this out of a bottle or do you go
5:06 [laughter] >> Yeah. I don't I don't do this. >> Seal a tight seal on it. [laughter] >> Cuz with kids, they'll ████ your ████ up. >> Yeah. >> But you don't know how to time it. SO THEY'RE LIKE, "OH NO." AND YOU'RE LIKE, "WHAT the hell?" >> They're still learning. >> I didn't even move, dude. >> Might have just been you, dude. [laughter] >> So there's like It's not sexy to be too clean. No. Not too clean, but not too trashy. No. No. >> What about they have a crazy air freshener? >> Oh, yeah. Like stinks too strong. >> Or they have too many. They have like five Christmas trees. >> I love black ice. [laughter] >> Black ice is a good >> That's what I'm saying. But five of them. But five diff five different scents. >> No, no, no, no. >> Suicide pin colada. [laughter] >> Suicide car fresh rush. Did you guys
5:58 used to do the thing where you would only open the packet and not take it out of the whole thing just to like Oh. Oh, it is. >> Or what if what if you were like in a car with somebody and then as soon as you got in he just opened up a air freshener. >> What? I'd be like what are you trying to hide? >> Yeah. >> I don't like like old car No old food smell in a car. So that would be pretty I I hate that. That's nasty. Or like if you had just gotten to go food and then you come back in the car and it smells. >> That's unattractive. It's not their fault, but it's unattractive. He loses points in attraction because you guys got food to go. >> What [laughter] about this? What if what if you and a guy are going on a date and uh you like your overseas trip, first time going overseas together and or not over out of state and then uh they get you guys get to the car rental place. The only car they have is stick shift. And he's like, "Oh, I don't know how to drive it. Do you [clears throat] points
6:48 up or points down or neutral?" >> I think it's neutral. >> Really? Even though he's like, "Oh, >> modern woman." >> It's neutral. It's neutral until we're in the car and he's stalling every 5 minutes. Then it's negative. >> Oh, >> can't get out of first. >> Just the thought of it is neutral. >> Or what if he's in a stick shift car and then you guys are on a hill and he's like panicking and he goes, "F███, ████ f███." [laughter] >> And it's like it's rolling back a little bit. >> He keeps blaming the car. This ████ clutch, dude. [laughter and gasps] >> We're We're still going to have sex later, right? I'm ████ >> Can you hold the handbrake for [laughter] me? >> Release it when I say go. >> That's [laughter] never happened to me one time. Okay. >> Negative. Negative. >> So, I um I have a question for you in this scenario and and I want to hear your thoughts. Okay. So, it's it's related to cars and it's related to like
7:38 ickiness, right? So, I was pulling out of this um parking lot. >> Oh, >> yeah. [laughter] >> Oh, he doesn't pull out. >> Oh, no. I stay. >> Me and Hannah are like leaving getting pokey, right? Or like getting out of the shop and I couldn't get out cuz this lady was like she was in front but then she was like blocking me and like it was like a convertible or something and it was like a rental car and I I know she was driving the guy was sitting like shotgun and then I was like what the heck is going on? And I was almost going to slam my like horn but I was like wait what's going on? Cuz she can't even move and and the lights are like off. So then I walked over and I was like, "Is everything okay?" And it was like a Japanese lady. And then she goes like, "My car won't start." And I'm like looking over and I was like, "Oh, wait. You're trying to start it on like drive." And then I was like, "Wait, put
8:29 it on park." So she put it she put the put it park, right? And then >> she didn't know she had to put the like brake on to like hit the button to turn it on. >> I was like, "Here, put the brake on." I was just teaching her like turn it on and then like the car started cuz she kept trying to start it on like >> I don't know. it was stalling. So I was like, "That's ████ weird." And I was like, "All right." So she started the car and I got back in and then she was able to move. And she's like, and then Hannah was like, "I would have left that guy." [laughter] And I'm all like, "Why?" And she goes, "Cuz he's a guy." And another guy just came and ████ helped his like girl how to like turn the car back on. He didn't know how to do ████ And she's driving. And I was all like, >> "Oh." So he was in the passenger seat. >> Yeah. And he and he was just sitting there like, "I don't know what to do either, honey." And then like I came in and I was just helping her work it out and fix it. And then so the car just turned on and she was able to drive off.
9:20 And then Hannah's like that is so gay. And I'm all like >> Hannah. >> And I was like why? I was like well what if he doesn't know how to drive? And she goes no no no he guys know need to know how to drive. >> They don't know how to drive. That's even gay. >> But I was just like but they're foreign right. So like she cuz like they're renting a car so it wasn't her car. She doesn't know what to do with it. So I was like I was like um yeah well I don't know but I I was more forgiving about it. I was just like why would you leave a guy for that and why is that even gay? But I don't know your take. What is your take? Do you get what she's saying? I get what she's saying. We don't know the situation. But if it is a normal situation, so assuming that he's a capable person who would be capable of driving and capable of figuring it out, he should have gotten in the driver's seat and helped her figure it out. That's what he should have done.
10:10 >> That makes Yeah, she just says it in the funny way. But yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, he loses a lot of points. >> You can't just sit there and be like, "I don't know, babe." Like, that's >> No, he was just sitting there just waiting for us to work it out. >> He didn't even like look at me or nothing. Yeah, >> I don't like that. >> Yeah, >> I don't like that. >> If I were to play devil's advocate, maybe he was a F1 race car driver and he's just tired from all the other races he won. >> He's like, "I don't want to work today, babe." >> He's like, "So, I'm off duty." >> Nah, dude. You got to buck up. cuz you know chefs they don't really want to cook at home. They're just like >> what if you missed the conversation prior when he was telling her to do that and she was like that's not how you do it. [laughter] >> And then he was just see and AFTER I LEFT I TOLD YOU THAT'S MORE REALISTIC. [laughter] That's like shut up ████ I know. I know. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> Well, he did look kind of lost and scared. So that's where I was just like
11:00 >> lost and scared. Was he a puppy? >> No. They're both trying to figure out what was happening. But but he was just kind of like just watching and then I was just like, "Okay." But >> no, I don't like that. >> He should he should help and figure it out. >> Yeah. I think you ruined their marriage, man. >> She's thinking about you every night. >> There's something I think about dudes and cars that kind of like like they don't got to be a ████ master mechanic, but I feel like if it needs to be if dude and girls here, I feel like car is more in the dude realm than girl realm. >> You need to have a higher baseline than the girl. M. Yeah. >> Kind of like how women in sandwiches kind of go like this and then >> Oh, hell no, Joe. >> Cuz when I make sandwiches, all the lettuce goes on the floor. I'm like, I don't even know what to do with this. >> And he throws his hands up. And then when Joe tries to eat it, [laughter] it just breaks apart. Could >> we just blend this? [laughter]
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