0:00 vampires [Laughter] [Music] all right last time we had a demonstration on which Asian accent was the most romantic yeah man we found out as Vietnamese now we need to figure out which accent is the most intimidating intimidating like it makes you scared I think Vietnamese and the way we're gonna find that is by reading a popular uh scene from Taken oh ████ is it is it the scene take it away Steve wait what do we meet yeah let's read this right just read it normally however you want
0:50 I don't know who you are I don't know what you want if you're looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money but what I do if it's very particular set of skills skills I have acquired over a very long career skills that make me a nightmare for people like you if you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it I will not look for you I will not pursue you but if you don't I will look for you I will find you and I will kill you oh he's back it's all where they put the emphasis we still need you all right so you guys know that scene from Taken where Liam Neeson's on the phone and he's uh his daughter just got kidnapped yeah and he's uh basically
1:40 trying to instill fear yeah to the nerves of this guy in the other line yeah have you seen it recently good luck that's all he says good luck have you seen that scene in recently I haven't seen a recently why I saw it recently and I was like get the ████ out of here really I used to love that the movie I still love that it doesn't work now to me I go well why you know why is because he wasn't German enough oh [Laughter] dude this is hard do it do it do it I gotta do that to set the tone like sometimes it's hard that's his warm-up throw your voice I don't know who you are I don't know what you want if you're looking for ransom
2:30 I can tell you I do not have money but what I do have is a very particular set of skills skills I've acquired over a very long career since death is bad I'm losing it housing you're channeling like a German Richard Nixon or something yeah it was kind of it was kind of weird um where was I let's go but what I do have as a very particular set of skills saying particularly weird German villains never scare me though even they're they're supposed to what about the gun not Hitler not Hitler I mean like the ████ in uh the glorious bastards in glorious back yeah but like is my German accent too cartoonish what
3:20 about the red so it sounds too Indian it does sound Indian say the last few lines maximum intimidation get cold and dark if you let my daughter go now that's villainy that's villainy Pizza under it that's good oh yeah I would not look for you nah that was bad the nasally helped I like how you're you're doing Hitler mustache yeah yeah no no it just helps no you're doing him yeah it just helps me it's Hitler mustache I will not pursue you no that's bad I will not pursue you that was Alabama I don't know what I'm saying anymore but if you don't I will look for you I will find you and I will kill you oh that last part I
4:10 give that I give that a 4 out of ten you landed it I got a four out ten last time uh you did Korean right for the for the romantic thing you did Korean and then you did Chinese oh did I yeah your Korean is pretty good that in Korean would be pretty good Mark's Korean is best when he says the word matapaka you can ad-lib too I don't think so dude Liam Lisa did ad-lib dude hahaha this guy's a good actor I don't know who you are I don't know what you want but if you're it what the ████ is going on it's hard to do it again you're trying to be in like two different mindsets you know when you have like the accent you already have a
5:01 character but then now your character is changing to this person you're like what is this yeah what are you doing right now Korean yeah I don't know Bart over prepared though if you're looking for ransom that I don't have any money okay I have a choir over like a pretty long time in my careers [Laughter] for people like you know like let boo scare you if you if you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of this okay and peace happy I love you whatever I would
5:51 not looking for you I would not pursue you like look at you through my rear view mirror or anything like that but if you don't that I will look for you and I will literally like find you on a GPS a ████ Google trans satellite image GPA all that crazy ████ I have everything because I'm Korean I want everything and then I think at the end uh after I schedule a live then I'm gonna suck your blood and maybe kill you after about I don't know I haven't decided thank you whatever [Laughter] that's the funny thing about the scene the scene is so long why is it so long he's on the phone and you're just like
6:41 all right bro I'm not buying this wait is he talking to an Asian guy no I'm talking about he's like good yeah yeah he's a white dude yeah and the guy's on the phone like listening to him I forgot albanians exist so we're trying to see who the scariest Asian accents are I just did like a ████ Gravelly dude could it be we didn't get Jeff y's last time you need a samurai sword no I'll show you oh Yakuza Japanese oh yeah cool see that's his I don't know what do you want can't give Joe a massage in the back yeah yeah yeah [Laughter] [Music]
7:40 but what I do have are very particular set of skills foreign [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter]
8:32 but if you don't I will look for you I will look fine to you and I will kill you kill you that's good the guy was my Uber driver one time that's very good thank you thank you that's good they ain't got no l it's like ours [Applause] yeah I will kill you kill you when it starts with the r it turns into a l when the word starts with the r it turns into a l but then when it ends with the r turns into an L yeah what's that oh
9:22 reality show so the L turns into R can you take that dialogue and dance it [Laughter] you're asking for the worst part of the video dude yeah are you sure I'll back you up but now it's getting worse I mean is that possible is that something that dancers can do come on please no my career is like still in the middle of it like I'm in the middle of my story arc you don't think maybe it's like at a tail end when I'm exiting type thing all right last time freaking uh canned Vietnamese been at the top spot how about we compare Vietnamese is also the most intimidating as it is the most romantic it is my money's on Japanese was kind of scary Japanese is good Japanese was pretty scary I try to
10:12 do gangster but then I don't think I did a good job I like how you guys are by the way taking a white roll and turning it into a bunch of eggs get used to it brother because it's gonna happen yeah I guess I will I'm taking your job I will also you got this guy doing ████ German this guy doing Korean he's not Korean the Japanese guy is doing Japanese I am 3 23 and me said he's a couple Korean percent so he could do it okay oh nice I gotta practice my German accent more I haven't done that in a while I um I'll do he's in the Squadron I do Vietnamese Uncle there's different kinds of people do the most intimidating one yeah wait that means he needs this and timing oh you hold on hold on you gotta have your uncle ████ okay sit man oh ████ yeah it looks like Vietnamese [Laughter]
11:04 I don't know how to be the drunk man back you up man wrong man you got to be his height man peace hey you don't worry man you don't worry me while he's getting a tattoo ready I don't know who you are oh man I don't know what you want oh God damn if you're a tattoo for some Ransom that's money I can tell you I don't have the money no money man this guy in the broke man I only have children what but what do I have a very particular set skill ████ Talent man skilled to pay the bill are quite over the very long career hey
11:55 old man skill that making me a nightmare like people like you scary [Laughter] if you let my daughter go maybe I give you money maybe maybe but maybe but my daughter had to be not a hoe okay make sure she's still the Virgin don't put it in the hall that'll be the end of it I'll not look for you I will not pursue you I will not do your nail I will look for you and I will find you and I will kill you and eat your dog that's good plastic that's good that's a classic Ender I think can't wins again can is the Undisputed uh action King no doubt no no
12:45 that sounds pretty gangster yeah also I love the little racism at the end perfect yeah yeah it's a crowd pleaser right so it's real big it's good he could have said the type of dog could have said like eat your beagle but I liked what he did I liked it give me my goal man so yeah I think there might be something that's not here that I wish we had like Indian Filipino and Indian people you're like but he doesn't do it he does Filipino says his dad or make Steve do Filipino all right I'll try to do it do it I want you to do it come on [Laughter] they always have this like lips thing they're just upset and then you start with going huh
13:38 I don't know who you are I don't know what you want but if you're looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money but what I do have it's a very particular set of skills skills I have acquired over a very long career skills that make me a nightmare for people like you if you let my daughter go that will be the end of it I will not look for you I will not pursue you but if you don't I will look for you I will find you and I will kill you that that's it that's very scary too
14:29 that's scary because it's ugly that's kind of scary it's definitely more on the funny side I don't know man he's a nurse that's gonna kill you when he did this with when he did the lip thing I was like oh ████ it's hard to be intimidating I think Filipino Wise It's because it's comical I also think we're culturally uh trained to think that Japanese is like a more Thug you know like voice well because they'll kill themselves too oh ████ they already don't give up they'll stab both ways they're like what the ████ both ways they go pissed they'll stab both I mean that's why we have a population problem [Music]
15:26 thank you
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