0:05 Trigger warning, if you get horny, probably this isn't the video for you. I should just leave then. Yeah, you might want to leave. You guys have the right to leave right now, but uh Pretty fast. Yeah, okay, cool. I haven't been a part of a circle jerk in a long time. So I don't think you guys have seen these new AI robots. Uh and we're going to debate today how soon after these things are ready are we divorcing our wives. So here's here's Oh, ████ Only 175 grand? I would hug you, but I think >> [laughter] >> Oh my god, that's crazy. Crazy. That girl look like someone from Liverpool. That girl look like somebody on Instagram. Hey. Dude, I think
0:55 if I had sex with this, I would start murdering people right now. >> [laughter] >> This is the fast track to serial killer. That is crazy. No, what the ████ No. But it's it just weirds me out that it still moves like Ken. That's what I wanted it for. >> Look at those fingers though. She's kind of like getting there. I mean, give it 2 years and it's going to be like human-like movement, dude. That's Could be less, dude. Ooh, that's weird. Yeah, dude, right? Brings you back, right? What the hell? I would I would tell you to wait till Black Friday. Wait till Black Friday, it's probably like half price. Yeah, that's what they say. >> [laughter] >> Ooh, dude. Yeah, so what do you guys think of that while I pull this other one up? >> [laughter] >> She's not naked in a Thoughts, thoughts, [snorts] thoughts,
1:45 thoughts. >> that we're using the cutting edge of human technology to make sex bots. >> That's always going to happen. How it is with every tech. But it's just I just keep thinking of Westworld every time I see this. Oh, yeah. >> Can't not think of Westworld, dude. What happens in that one? So they make like a western town like made purely of AI and bots and they run on a script and uh you can go in there and do adventures and like do all these quests, but obviously everyone's there to either ████ or kill them. So you're just killing robots and making love to them. At the whole time they're they're they're like basically collecting data to blackmail everybody who's doing all their freaky weird ████ All right, check this one out. This one's even better, dude. Dang, that looks crazy. Woah. This is nuts, DUDE.
2:36 WOAH, the ████ blink, dude. That full facial expression. >> That's verifiably not AI. That's a robot. Holy crap. Cuz she straight up went like, "Ow." It would be an Indian, dude. Wow, that's ████ You could change girlfriends, dude. >> Well well done. Well done, yeah. That does swap it out. There's your other face. You got to swap out the ████ You got to put it in the dishwasher. That is crazy. Men scientists making men ones?
3:27 What's that? Are there any teams of female scientists making men ones? Everyone loves? That doesn't make me want to laugh, dude. She looks dizzy. She even has a bag under her eye like she hasn't slept. Yeah, those things are some grabbers, bro. She's Bluetooth. Oh, wow. Apple CarPlay. >> [laughter] >> DK modes, dude.
4:17 Just feels like I'm ████ customer service. They call them companions. It's like it's a sex robot, dude. Just call it that. Good job. Good job, dude. That's ████ hard to make. Well done. >> I just pictured this guy like, you know, you pull into like a convention center and then he has to pull her out of the trunk and walk [laughter] through the lobby. I'm just going to go to my booth. Hold hold all your questions. I'll be at my booth with Melody.
5:07 >> Oh my god, that's That's crazy. That's so scary. But she's probably not going to spend 45 minutes in the makeup area at Target. That's true. Or if you go on a date, she's not going to order ████ 10 meals for her kids. We can walk right by a Sephora. We don't have to worry about going in. Dude. And I'm like, "What am I going to do? I'm the only guy in here. The next hour of my life is just flushed down the toilet. That's crazy. When the guy was saying that they could recognize you and track you and like follow you with their head, I I don't I would like to disable that feature. >> And they can make sure you have the right political opinions, too, brother. >> [laughter] >> That's what I expect the next thing to say. Yeah. The United States? Oh, that's This is probably really bad for all of us. >> it's dangerous. I think if you're like, let's say >> You combine sex with this? >> kind of non-social person already
5:58 and you have one of these and they do everything. Let's say they can They're your Roomba. They can clean your house. They can get you your food. They can do your laundry and then you can also ████ them. I don't see people leaving their house ever. >> Why would they? That non-social person and you somehow amassed enough wealth to buy one of these, I don't think you would have had any hope of becoming a regular guy at that point. So it's kind of like might as well. Imagine you're Bruce Wayne and instead of Alfred you have this. That boy ain't solving no crime. He's just ████ it at home all the time. >> [laughter] >> So anti-social though that you even get sick of these guys. CUZ YOU'RE LIKE, "F███, I hate these people." >> if there's people that you can swap the faces off cuz you get sick of her face. That's crazy to me. We're broken, dude. We're so broke. We're messed up. I mean, imagine all the jobs though cuz just in just practical wise like they're
6:48 going to be like working like regular ████ like at the register or whatever. It's like What what If they could do housekeeping like all those jobs are going to be gone. And then also you can just FACE ████ [laughter] THEM. I WON'T HAVE TO WASH THE TOILETS NO MORE. >> NO, EXACTLY. >> as they come and take your order, you could just reach over and grab their titties. I'll have a matcha latte, please. >> [laughter] >> Like I don't know if you're ever going to have to hire teenagers again, dude. >> Nope, and this is perfectly legal. That's what I'm saying. That's crazy. Yeah. That is crazy. >> if people are already falling in love with ████ chat GPT, then >> [snorts] >> That's what I'm saying. I have a friend who was like asking chat GPT about everything that we were talking about the whole time and I was
7:39 about to smack the phone out of her ████ hand. Cuz it's just like Fact-check your ass? >> No, she wanted to like go deeper and I'm like Oh, just you were having a discussion. >> even having a human conversation now. She's just going deeper and finding more and more and more about what we're already talking about, but it's like not interesting to have her just read it off like a like a robot. It just wasn't interesting. It sucked all the interesting parts out of the conversation. Yeah. Hey, that's crazy. But I feel like none of these robots would ever compare to a human woman. Am I right? No, it's way better. Yeah, you're probably Dude, the second one, the Asian one, that was crazy. That's all you're going to get, huh? It was crazy. >> to miss the complaining? You could just program that in. Complain once every 15 minutes. Yeah, just to make it feel normal. Make it realistic. What about the the day before her period when she starts venting? Or starts like
8:31 being like Fighting out of nowhere. >> Yeah, out of nowhere, dude. >> Starts fighting with you and you're like, "What the ████ did I do?" >> Or she's doing her makeup for an hour and a half. Like you don't have to worry about that ████ >> I program all of that if you miss it, too. Yeah, or if you want her to to have makeup, you just replace her face. And if she looks good and gorgeous, but then she just like, "Ugh, I got to ████ I can't do this." I just have to change. >> Isn't the face replacer because you can have a different set of memories. So you can you can have essentially more than one person and then once it's time to change faces, you toggle it and it's like now it's Cassandra. Yeah. >> But she was cheating on you with the other [laughter] girl? I saw I saw a trade show thing where that's that's what they explained. You ████ Sandra more than Melody. It's like [laughter] that's both you, ████ Cuz it'll be like severance. Yeah, but I know.
9:22 I know you ████ me harder earlier because I was Sandra. Did you guys see that new show on Netflix with like Megan Fox where she's a robot and like she's basically like a guy is cheating on his wife with with his robot and like I saw a clip of that, too, and I'm like >> In the kitchen when she's in the by the fridge, yeah. Imagine if you could have Megan Fox at home, like you're not leaving home, brother. >> [laughter] >> You know what I mean? You're probably not getting any chores done, dude. What was it? That eight old rule that no matter how hot a girl is, there's some guy out there that's sick of her ████ >> [laughter] >> After her robot. Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson one day looked at each other and went like, "Nah." >> crazy? [laughter] Yeah, dude. It's It's They're like, "You guys >> Nobody's above that that law, bro. >> [laughter] >> Angelina and what's his name didn't work
10:13 out, Brad. Yeah, they didn't work out. Everybody's got exes in their bracket. >> Yeah, crazy to me. But apparently they said Brad Pitt's abusive. What? Really? Yeah, that's what they say. That's what they say. I hope he uses this video in court. Tell me like what the news said. This is just what people are saying. This is just what the media. Yeah. Who said that? Well, Angelina Jolie said that for one. >> Really? >> Yeah, that was like a big thing where people are realizing that like, "Oh, is Brad Pitt kind of mean?" Didn't Aniston say that, too? Or no? It's cuz he was practicing for Fight Club. Yeah, probably. >> [laughter] >> This means that Tiff likes celebrity news and follows it because you don't look at this ████ >> No, I'm My clients told me this. Oh, your clients. So I I get random news from all over. And um I can't check this stuff. I don't know how to. >> [laughter] >> I don't know how to look look it up. So I go here and I spew nonsense. So we do that.
11:03 You know even this is going to change now cuz with ChatGPT and everything it's like just the way people have discussions. Like before even when we were growing up, right? Like the news wasn't like easy to get. Like you had to ████ look at a newspaper or whatever. So hell of people had wrong information and they would get together and they would just talk about ████ they make up. Oh, yeah. And I And that was fun. Well, now it's we're in the age of completely fake stories getting huge attention and animals. Like Anthony, not even kidding, this sounds like an Anthony bit that I'm doing but it's not. Like 45 minutes ago he's like, "Hey, if you needed another topic today, here's a guy who he got a restraining order from his chick and he altered his appearance, got 37 plastic surgeries, changed his name to date his ex-girlfriend again after her restraining order." It's a completely fake story. What?
11:53 Yeah, but like it it's like got It's got 43,000 likes on Instagram right now and it's like being circulated everywhere. And then Anthony cuz he's a dancer, his brain isn't big enough to like look at this with Scott. So he just like immediately sends it to me. Like he's like, "Hey, Steve, better get on this one." And I could tell it's fake like in 35 seconds because I just put it in the thing and it's like, "Oh, it's a fake story." But he doesn't even know how to do that cuz his dancer brain is It doesn't the the the electric the electrical neurons go to his feet, not not up to enough >> [laughter] >> Not to the brain.
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