0:00 thank you [Music] all right so uh there's this uh this incident that happened right uh World Cup winner Jenny hermoso from Spain uh was after she had gotten the metal put on her uh when Spain had beat England 1-0 the uh she received the medal from the FIFA president Gianni Infantino and then afterwards she starts chatting with uh I believe the Spanish fa boss Luis rubiales and then in a spontaneous moment that was caught in media and stuff like that of Happiness apparently he just kisses her like grabs her face and like kisses her on the lips on the lips I saw what I saw when I saw her trying to make out with the guy wait so guy kisses girl on the lips or
0:50 girl kisses guy on the lips well it's it's spun into kind of like a lot of different things including including first him going on to social media and being like it was a we have a great relationship it was a spontaneous moment but I do realize that that probably shouldn't have happened did she come out saying that was inappropriate I didn't know that it was non-consensual oh and then it goes into another moment where the Spanish fa accuses her of lying about the kiss of the president so like you know kind of like try to get dicey wait are they Spanish yeah I feel like they ████ make out all over the town is that a cultural thing I thought it was dude when I saw like like Italians and everybody kiss each other they're saying I was like that's family what the ████ are you doing you like sucking each other's toes saying hi bye jeez that's the culture right the
1:43 guys kiss each other no yeah no guys suck each other's earlobes yeah that thing yeah yeah they're not gay dude they don't kiss each other's lips they suck each other's ears they go kisses they go that's very Euro yeah but now now we're at a part where in the story where the World Cup winner Jenny Hermosa has now filed a complaint over the unsolicited kiss uh so now that's kind of where this is and if we'll just watch the video real quick of like when and how fast it happened just so yeah we should all have contacts I don't know I think you're like heck he's holding her face pretty yeah let's see this again oh that looks crazy to us but we're ████ all the way over here I think that's all that in reverse that doesn't look that doesn't look like Mal intent it looks like just out of the Heat of the Moment
2:34 yeah to me totally which is what he also yeah is that the coach or who was he uh he's like the fa president uh because if he's like an announcer it's like what the ████ are you doing Larry Nasser Bud yeah but it's like it's I guess if you don't want it it's kind of both though you know what I mean because that reminds me like credit card in the chips as we're going by credit card yeah because it's not like a Joe Biden sniff no yeah that's quicker hit that screen hold on grab that chick's titty no what the heck yeah I'll show you guys tomorrow I'll see you today [Laughter] I guess it just all comes down to if she wanted to do that or not and if she didn't then yeah that's it I think I I don't know enough about like certain European cultures and what their levels of but if she says it wasn't cool then obviously he broke some type of
3:25 rule right definitely yeah he apologized and he said quote we are facing a historic event one of the happiest days in Spanish football we are world champion something for which we have been working hard and for which we feel proud but there's also a fact that I have to regret and that is all that uh what happened between me and a player with whom there is a magnificent relationship and where I was surely wrong in a moment of Maximum now that's an apology that's a good apology so far without any bad intentions and no bad faith had happened in a very spontaneous way here we did not understand the controversy and there has been a commotion outside that if there are people who have felt damage because of this I have to apologize and learn from this there's no other option dude that's like the anthropology it's like if Genie bus kissed Kobe Bryant on the mouth well like that right that's like kind of the same that's like when if Joe Rogan kissed Conor McGregor in the mouth that's like that that's like that it's my dream that's my dream no because that
4:17 reminds me of uh so my dad vowed to take uh never show his son affection yeah and then and I remember driving it was during the the period where like I was getting my acceptance letters or rejection letters from college yeah and then I remember picking it from the mailbox and he was driving and I'm just like opening them one by one and I remember opening one on my oh they accepted me and my dad I think he just accidentally broke his vow and he went boom we saw him good job he went back to like this that's what it looked like like it just looked like he had just a huge thing of emotion you're so proud I'm so proud of you and then you know yeah that was his kiss that was a ████ punch tonight you're lucky it
5:08 wasn't your face it was a beautiful moment I'm a little weakness for him that's kind of cool good you see him as weak after that you're like you're weak you affectionate ████ I can't hurt a little bit I should have followed the complain dude so we think this guy's innocent right we all think I think so just from his behavior no I can't have Hive mentality obviously I agree with that yeah yeah yeah if it was the other way around like if a girl kissed a guy and the guy complained wouldn't everyone just look at the guys like you ████ ████ that's the double standard part that's nice well she's hot she's hot if she's hot yeah yeah but no one would complain if the guy was gay that's true he'll be like that Predator ████ she knows he's gay if that was Ryan Seacrest yeah that'd be a lot different and everyone would come to protect him because they're like he likes men not your ugly ass woman lips exactly but what if she's hot but if she was hot it
6:00 still doesn't make them straight dude it's that ████ up thing where we see like you know some 15 year old kids ████ a teacher and she's hot and we're like yup hey it's a real it honestly is a real thing give him a medal but not if it was a hop man that's in his 40s looking like a model and then uh a teen girl that is kind of like a wrong porno yeah yeah that's weird you don't like that yeah yeah keep it to Pornhub yeah but if it's like because maybe a little bit more scenarios because maybe a little bit of our 14 year old selves are just like oh you're so lucky dude my teachers were so hot I had so many hot teachers I was growing up in San Diego dude there's a lot of yeah did they teach in bikinis yeah they might as well have this dude v-neck era right yeah and I had a teacher with the massive titties like massive mommy ████ milkers and they
6:51 know what they're doing when they ████ put those they do and her her waist was like ████ this small by the way it was insane what a concept it just spawns it made no sense it was like dexterity did you just I'm telling you bro it didn't make any ████ sense it was like that's awesome people are like they're like yelling at comic book jars and stuff being like you guys gonna represent real women I'm like I saw a real woman in my math class bro yeah trust me my second grade teacher looked like a Red Hot Chili Peppers groupie and she gave all the kids hugs and we just loved it because her titties were so nice those are the best hugs I ever got in my life but I didn't know what sex was at second grade but I just knew that something about this teacher was way better than the grandma one yeah anytime she opened her mouth you'd be
7:41 like yeah I agree yeah this you're right this is interesting it seems like this is like a he even if this wasn't innocent action he's already at a level in a position where he just can't be doing ████ like that honestly yeah like if you're that high up like haven't you been primered already that like hey things can get pretty bad if you do the wrong thing yeah it's I guess it's cool until the other person doesn't feel comfortable with that but you also said Spain's been ████ sucking right and sucking and losing and losing and sucking I finally won so they're like so happy they're like yes and so I think out of like uh just like a moment of like I didn't kind of slap a plan in the ass no ████ why did I do that I think at the end of the day a televised non-consensual kiss regardless of the circumstance it's gonna get some heat you'll get here yeah yeah it's it's just asking for him I think he should have
8:31 been like you guys should see me kiss my ████ mom and then you should post a video of him oh yeah yeah I've been like saying hi this is how we say hi in my culture that's what he should have done like after he does it if he knew that he did something wrong he should have turned to the next guy and it's not about her anymore for 30 counts the whole team and his mom and his mom mom was actually super pissed about this too she like wrote like an open thing like what did she say she was saying that like everyone was like trapping him or something it wasn't fair or something he was coming to his defense right yeah she came to his defense it was like ████ all you guys he's uh so we eat the boy sure it's like it probably wasn't like a sexual thing but then it's cultural context if you saw this ████ in Germany you're like clearly those ████ cold unromantic ████ should not be
9:22 doing this this is really out of context right but when it's Italian Spanish Brazilian I'm just like I don't know yeah that's what I'm saying because because we're a man of the men of the world yeah we just know that it's different in different societies because if they did this ████ and ████ they do this in Greece yeah oh it's okay it's all good don't do this ████ drink wine together and suck each other off during a celebration is it a Mykonos yeah it's all good everything Greece is probably gonna be wearing underwear yeah China no for China you go to jail no no no you don't kiss in China you can't even make official in the government then you can do whatever you want then you can do it at least he wasn't trying to defend it like to the death or something yeah I ████ up I shouldn't have done that I like that apology it's good apology he's like your boy was a little sneaky a little sneaky back there
10:12 that's what that's what they should have said for the Dalai Lama instead of just trying to bring up all the ████ oh ████ that was crazy yeah this was like suck my tongue it's like no one cares that's literally what you do it's like you're at a world standard bro like you can't just be you can't be asking people to suck your tongue I don't care what your ████ culture is kids sucking on your tongue should probably rooted out of it if I asked my wife to suck on my tongue and it was a perfectly like romantic that was the context maybe the Dalai Lama has been losing the Chris uh the religious games of soccer and that kid scored the the game-winning points and it's totally acceptable I'm celebrating if you bring it back to sports it's more understandable what's going on patreon now no who said all right it's been a great video I stand by it 100
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