0:00 [Music] and welcome back to another highly cautious episode of careful boys we have with us david soh hello and we have this alex acosta aka lyft god aka so the other uh the other day we had jason cheney here and him and bart talking kind of brought back some memories of military school uh because they ended up going the same freaking military did you know that randomly the fact that he went to military school blows my mind he is the biggest ████ i've ever met in my life he's the one that we saw uh his ass beat you guys oh by the way too jason is a really good friend of mine let's just preface this real quick jason is the man he's like i ████ love the guy he's great he's hilarious where'd you where'd you guys see his get his ass beat so there was this convenience boxing thing right the show
0:51 was a mess it was during covet at the heat of it right it was crazy like first of all you would see people who have boxed their whole life box somebody who has never thrown a punch ever yeah oh my god that's ████ crazy you won one match with this guy ████ what's that jamar jamar neighbors right he could box our neighbors can ████ box buff as and he fought this other committee who was like a fat mexican dude that has never thrown a punch that's ████ up and he wailed on him jamar is a boxer he's a boss and he's a comedian and he's yolked and he's from compton he was hitting with those body shots like we got was just like this apparently he's been boxing since he was a kid or some ████ yeah like it's not there's nothing how was it allowed so i don't even know why jamar even did it i was like this you're not gonna have any fun doing this at all no he had fun i bet oh yeah and he said jason jason got beat up so
1:41 jason cheney right first of all jason's actually buff as ████ buff yeah i can't picture him getting into a fight though it's so nice dude but for no ████ reason right and so there was this guy that was his white dude they used to be friends and he got on jason saying that jason stole some of his jokes which is so funny because i saw that white guy stand up and he's the worst comic ever dude i was like if somebody stole their your jokes they would have killed themselves dude this guy is so bad and so doesn't jesus change you a bunch of asian jokes yeah that'd be so funny when i grew up in taiwan hey you stole my joke man he stole my taiwan joke well that's what jason was like dude like my s███'s about my culture like what the ████ are you talking about but either way so they do this match right and the funny thing was that that guy that he box got booed because he was hitting jason after the bell he was doing punching him in the back of the head and he's like yeah like
2:31 his girl or somebody was yelling out like racist ████ the last the last straw was like people were gonna ████ this guy up like because they were just telling him to get the ████ out because his girl ████ ████ bagged fishy ████ ████ this ████ like as the fight is done right jason's exhausted she goes send him back to the ████ factory is what she ████ yelled that's kind of clever and then everybody's like yo what the ████ and they all got the death eyes and they had to leave because they're getting ████ up they left early that was like the first fight of the night you know the first place damn what is wrong with crazy why don't know it's a but it's a comedy it's a comedy boxing match the reason why he was i guess because of the bad blood of him saying like he stole my jokes and ████ i guess in their eyes they could like talk all this ████ to ████ jakes and cheney but they're all pieces of ████ they all look like ████ scumbags like did he
3:21 get ████ up really i felt like he just got tired more tired but he didn't really get ████ up jason cheney could have won the fight if he trained with us yes 100 why did he train because he trained with the the gym that they were boxing at and we didn't know him at the time and we met him at the fight and we're like oh this guy's cool we're we're rooting for you bud why the other guy sucks ass well none of these guys none of these guys could box most of the most only two that could box for pat and chris chris sosa and the jamar neighbors yeah our neighbors yeah yeah that ████ you actually see chris sosa and pat box on online on youtube they had the full match first round was pretty good until chris got tired yeah yeah and then pastor a piece of him up dude his dad was his dad was so funny because he was on my podcast right and i was like so how did you feel about your son you know you know what happened in the match he goes he should have trained he got it his dad just kind of gave up he was like well that is what it is he got stopped he didn't look good he
4:12 looked like he gave him box too he's so when jason was here and he was talking about military school did that bring back something that you like hadn't thought about forever yeah it's ████ crazy because um so one i think most people don't ever go to boarding school yeah right it's just the crazy thought where like if you're a kid or whatever and you get sent away and you're living without your parents and then so um when i went to this military school it was such a unique place because it's either literally the worst kids on the planet it's it's it's kids that you got kicked out of all these other schools already and the parents don't want to deal with them so they send them there so bart me or the richest kids you've ever met in your life like kids of politicians celebrities like ceos of like major companies um or uh when it was rich kids and then jason
5:03 cheney and the geekiest kids in the world yeah so kids were like the parachute kids where like from other other places they go oh i'm gonna cut the place you know and they said they send the kids there so it was like a crazy like melting pot of those three and then so it sounds like a public school in california except you live there got it that is very different and that's ████ and that's the crazy that's the part that makes it crazy because like let's say you can't leave yeah let's see me and nick got into some ████ and we scrap like at the basketball court yeah i know where he's sleeping at night he knows where i'm sleeping at night i'm gonna jizz on his pillow i know i know his like i know his boys don't stay in his dorms they stay in that hall they stay in that hall they stay in that hall he knows where my boys stay so that's why like it's such a crazy like environment where it feels like jail so it threw me off he actually went to that where he ████ went to that squad i was like what's up you're like dude you're the guy that i used to
5:54 steal lunch money from that's why i wanted to know like what years he went there but he didn't remember he didn't remember they didn't overlap yeah jason jenny doesn't remember a lot of things dude apple's always aloof i bet you when he came on the show he didn't know he was here yeah half of the time he was like oh i you know how many no and it was so funny just just that was so funny he always looks like he's missing a chromosome somewhere dude he's always looking for it he's so ████ funny dude he's probably to me like no joke i'm telling this all the time but he's the funniest asian comedy to me in the in the states bro he's gonna be huge i think he's way funnier than ronnie chang funnier than joe coy all these top dog people i think he his material is ten times better than theirs he is pretty funny though dude he's really ████ fun the reason why i i like his material a lot is that he doesn't shy away from his asian-ness but he doesn't um
6:45 ████ uh what's it called make a joke out of our culture it's inside jokes that asian people know but other people can laugh at it too which is very very very approachable yeah and jason can do that really really ████ well something that i haven't seen ever most people kind of stick to their crowds they do like these little hacky asian jokes because they know that white people will laugh at it he still plays to his culture but everybody can laugh at it which is so hard to ████ do i legit think that he is the best asian comic in the states damn the best huh from david too that means a lot yeah i david don't like anybody yeah i hate you dude no david i don't even like shane cheese i didn't like the movie the guy i hate even more the guy's cool he's fantastic he's great dude he's cute so yeah i was trying to i was i was trying to get the years
7:35 because like i wanted to hear his experience because it's like it literally felt like jail where all the races also kicked it together you know what i mean because it's like the asians on one side the white ones remember like you take off your shirt you show the swastika just let people know where you're at no on the on the real confusing it's like ████ like that where i first so when i first got there uh i went there um my junior year and then they have like a new student orientation right so a new student orientation you could already tell like everyone they're trying to act hard and peacock already they're like oh are you from oh i'm from oakland where you from or whatever right and then so slowly the people's like where their hoods started coming out into the beach yeah honey the beach so they have like ████ neo-nazi dudes there and ████ like that and you start hearing about where people are from and people want to act hard and they start like like uh try to like get a pecking order in place so it's crazy and there's nothing where you can like
8:26 i'ma leave i'm gonna call my mom there is none of that you know hey did you ever see people like break down and cry because that's a really difficult situation for people i have it that's me you can't see [Laughter] it's called a mirror dude i know i couldn't see my eyes were full of tears man there's like dude honestly when i went to that school i didn't even think it was possible but i probably got into a fight at least once a day or maybe twice a day what because it's so like um it's so ████ like i gotta assert my dominance oh what about him and then the races come so and people know where you live right so they're like oh that food like you know especially like back in our high school days people just bump into each other in the hallway and they want to fight already so imagine you have that and you you add like steroids to it because it's full of men yeah so
9:16 now you're like oh ████ hey i saw john in this room by himself so you just grabbed six dudes and then you just bum rush the room and start beating the ████ out of them so it was like fights like that all the ████ time dude the 90s sucked yeah so one of the times that i noticed was uh so my roommate was like this skinny like white boy that was just super chill the chillest dude in the world his last name was whistler and i used to used to sit next to me and i used to just pet his hair because it was literally like the softest hair i ever felt my whole life it felt like a dog a certain that dominance i see no i wasn't he was just super chill no i wasn't he's like hey bart you want to pet my head this is before after he sucked your dick dude he's like he was my dog you made him here he was sucking his dick and he was dumb these white dudes came in because they were like part of like some sort of like honey the beast like surf gang or some ████ and he wasn't kicking it with them so they were wondering why like what was
10:06 what was wrong with us and you were petting his ████ head the whole time he's like hey guys what's going on so i was just laying like in my in my bed so it's like a bunk bed in like a little space like this and i'm just chilling all of a sudden like five dudes come in and that feeling is nuts yeah you know because like you just know they're not they're the anxiety as you're talking about there to be like friends right there's no and there's like the it's like dorm rooms where it's not like if someone sounds alarm like oh fire or help me that the the adult chaperones or whatever would be able to find and locate your room immediately you know it's going to take some ████ time they have to like hear and listen oh ████ it's room b 20 or whatever right so i'm sitting there i'm in the in the bottom bunk and i feel uh i feel the five dudes come in and they talk to him already and i'm like oh what's going on here and then they're like oh we're not here for you but like your butthole is already tense yeah you're like okay this
10:56 is not a fun time and then they start talking to him and they start pushing him around and then that's when i got pissed because uh he was just like the nicest dude ever so i had a um you know the padlock on the foot locker oh my god so i took my hand i saw one dude in the face and i grabbed the other dude and i threw him out the window and then the other three dudes acted like normal white dudes and they ran away out the window he knows that ████ like a normal dude and it's like you're ████ 15 years old 16 years old and then later it's not like oh you feel like heroic or whatever because you're like oh ████ you okay whistler you okay no one's gonna ████ with my ████ you my ████ whistler is that name his real dave his name is jeremy starts giving him food my name's not
11:47 whistler it's whistler yeah it's crazy and then so later you're always you're always stuck with your boys you don't know what's gonna ████ what floor were you on that you threw a guy out the window oh ours so i lived in a good question i lived in one of the cottages so it's on the it's on the uh the ground floor i like how you jazzy jeff this guy dude [Laughter] ████ i wonder if it's the if it's the same like with jason cheney's generation because like everything got soft like even our high school we went to keppel that was like it was like 11 different asian gangs at once and there was a fight like every ████ week hey once cell phone cameras and social media came on though that ████ got really dangerous for anybody trying to start i feel like it's not even that it got soft it got normal like that's how normal people should be that's true that's not normal yeah like
12:37 all right all this stuff's ████ suck when you look back at it and you start talking about these stories like we'll reminisce right and then you'll tell tell these stories to other people when you go to college they're like where the ████ did you live yeah but when we grew up um that wasn't that it got that ████ up yeah cause like let's say our brother like i don't know guys are in their late 40s now they were the beginning of that yeah and then if like guys are that are in the 50s and above it's not the same that's why i have all these memories that are like pushed down and then when jason cheney said he went to army navy academy and we started talking i started getting all these like oh sure i was like what what the ████ dude we were we were ████ uh eating sushi just the other day and then our other buddy talked about he saw somebody and it sparked the memory when i was seven years old i was in front of my parents uh store and i saw a cop shoot somebody in front of our store when i was seven
13:27 years old and like i forgot about that ████ memory but it was during the time that we were um expanding our store over and so we had to do work at night and you know i'm helping my parents and i was i was hanging outside and i don't remember the exact specifics but i do remember these cops unloading on this guy and i could remember the sound of him trying to breathe because like like damn like i remember that noise and i was like i ████ forgot about that ████ and i was telling um my my memorial about it and then she was like that's not normal and i'm like oh ████ that isn't did your parents know it depends on where you live it's normal i mean well that neighborhood that i grew up in was really ████ bad at the time like it was ████ terrible so like when you kind of compartmentalize it if it's every day and it didn't happen every day but bad things like that did happen a lot you don't really think about it it's just like oh ████ i remember the cops were talking to me asking me what happened and i just kept saying i don't
14:18 know i don't know because i'm a nervous little kid i'm like i don't know i don't know i don't know and then my dad had to come out and he had to tell them like he didn't see anything he was just out there he ain't no snitch and then the neighborhood came out they're like what's up my n-word and they dapped me the ████ up but all these things when we were younger like times have changed so much now like my parents were telling me now at the store there's security guards there it's super cleaned up nobody's shooting dice outside there's no block bad guys shoot themselves yeah but it's just a different time like like when we reminisce about like we you know we say things like oh people are i think it's just normal this is how people should be but you know what's weird though is like people are still shooting each other up the crime's still happening people are going in like you know grabbing ████ now and like running away with it or they're holding up people in broad daylight like it's still happening but it's just
15:09 like the violence that we grew up with with the fistfights and everything every day it's just a different vibe with high schoolers i mean i noticed distinctly that asians don't ████ with each other as bad as they used to because i remember when i was in high school and i just went somewhere where i didn't know people everybody was waiting to ████ with you for some weird yeah yeah yeah yeah hey i remember asians used to be way more segregated too for sure like we're like fullerton cerritos for no reason like you could go to cerritos mall and just a different group of asians that don't know you the first instinct is to assert some kind of like just to get punked yeah what type of video are you huh yeah it was like weird but that's not a thing now right like the younger generation is going no because i remember like it was really weird seeing like a korean dude hang outside of his korean group like koreans just stuck with koreans chinese with chinese vietnamese would mix with
15:59 chinese whatever filipinos were on their own and then like you know you don't really see like now the diversity of so many people like not only hanging out with different friends of different races but dating to like this ain't even the 1950s this is just like early 2000s and then even in high school too like you kind of saw like a little bit of separation like you'll never see mexicans and asians hang out you know like it was it was it was kind of weird it was like these weird like race wars so i remember like around your guys's year it was pretty bad and then my ear started to taper down a little bit that's when dancing became a little cooler like everybody wanted to join the dance team in high school versus like not going to school like having school pride wasn't a ████ thing and then like even my year was like kind of bad but the years before that i remember they would have
16:49 like a school pride ████ our year didn't give a ████ like i remember when we graduated it was our last school assembly and they're like this is your last school assembly and our whole class was like shut the ████ up because nobody cared you know school spirit yeah no school spirit whatever but the year before us had a lot of school spirit they actually cared about like academics they cared about these things that were like just not traditionally cool to us nerds did those guys ever come back and ████ with you again the white dudes no those ones didn't um so like what's crazy is at that school it's it kind of sucks but in the early on and kind of like jail you really have to kind of like make a name for yourself so like um i remember in the orientation there was a korean dude of course and then he was like maybe like i don't know david's eyes it was like he was bigger and then and he was he kept he was like kept talking ████ to me
17:40 i forgot what away he kept talking ████ to me over and over again he's telling me how he's from like northridge or whatever i don't know that's funny or whatever right i'm like man this is like in my mind i'm like this is a ████ i don't know ████ intense school got kicked out of i just want to like keep my head down and just do my thing and i know it's expensive i'm just trying to like get out of here but also i can feel the energy is crazy like everyone's just like i'm gonna ████ this fool up i'm down to get into another fight i don't give a ████ and then so it ended up being where um he's like yeah i'll take you whatever and i'll you know what i was like i found out that there was a wrestling room next to um the weight room and i'm like i'm like whatever questions you got i was like we'll we'll handle it later if you want he goes all right so later on i was working out and then uh he came in he was working out too and i was like oh you want to find out and then he's like all right so what's your favorite color
18:32 bar's getting ready to fight he goes i love magenta i made some best friend bracelets and i just wanted to know whatever he has like the puka shell necklace for you and uh so i wrestled a little bit at this point and you know a little bit of wrestling goes a long way yeah so uh we we touch knuckles he throws a jab i shoot and i dump his ass ████ hard and i go need a belly and i'm like you want anything else he goes nah i'm good what's crazy is so this is the guy that hit us up on instagram oh that crazy ████ craziest this guy now i think i don't know i earned his allegiance or some ████ from that point on he always called me young and then uh as our group started growing he would do all kinds of like ████ for me and i'm like hail that dude borrow my hair clippers get it back from me and you like whatever you want young and you'll go and you go hey he doesn't have
19:22 it and i'm like well you better figure out a way and he'll just jump that full for me that's tight like yeah it was crazy it's a little crazy dude so you're saying you had like a pet whistler you had a giant korean bulldog in your dick and then you had yeah an enforcer yeah this is willie wilson this is tenjong david you know like korean like hyung culture hierarchy is really really big so what is it it's big man so like we so if you have somebody who's older you call them young sp even especially if you respect them like in you never ever address somebody that you especially if you respect them if they're older by their name that's ████ disrespectful as ████ in korean gang culture specifically that's even more so like korean gangs like i don't know how it is now but this is me just regelling stories from other people right it's to the point like we would
20:12 always have like young gunners right so these young people were ████ nuts if you tell them to shoot they shoot that's it yeah ████ especially in l.a i would hear stories about all these like korean dudes in l.a having like these young kids they would just come up and they would be like they would groom them since they're like 12 13 14 years old and they would use them as a younger and they would just make them these psychopaths and the reason why is because the young kids they can go to juvie and they'll come out they have a clean record it doesn't ████ matter so they would make these young kids do everything and they were so ████ loyal so even like back in the day if you guys go to k-town there's a very well-known uh bar out there that everybody goes to blue the ████ blue ████ ████ would go down there all the ████ time i remember one time when i was at blue i was about to go to blue we're walking in because we're about to meet some other friends and then there's this young dude that walks up to me he goes hey what's up you david so korean kid
21:03 shaved head i'm like yeah what's up he goes hey i'm a big fan but don't go in there some s███'s about to pop oh ████ ████ somebody gets stabbed there dude and i was like you know what i'm not going to blue anymore that's such a sick fan what a g bro good gosh what are you stabbing at night well he's young he's young he's like i want to have a photo but this is a crime scene so let's do it later hey man big fat hey hyung don't go inside something's about to pop off oh ████ this guy was super so like you know as the group started um hanging out together like all the asians with whatever all the black kids or whatever um like there's they they they kick it together and of course there's people that aren't about the violence right there's people that went there that actually do well in school like probably like jason cheney whatever and they'll get punked by the other races so they'll end up feeding that information up like hey man like this guy just stole my wallet or whatever and then they're
21:53 looking for protection because that's the only way you could really survive in the school which is probably why jason cheney got bullied like crazy he probably didn't click up with anybody and this dude i would just be like yo this dude just got his wallet stolen get it back from him and then he would just go and i would just see him go straight like they could be playing a game of basketball mid game just going to start bombing the ████ out of ████ i don't ever want to go back to high school ever keep it real will you like top dog you talking about a guy there's a guy named wang i'm not gonna say his first name but he was like bill phillips will write love stories [Music]
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