0:00 just kidding news careful boys is a brand just kidding news is the man of smart people the people of just kidding news careful boys they are very smart just kidding news the number one podcast in the [Music] world welcome back to another exciting episode of the careful boys where hey we got silent Mike back here y'all wo you this for every guest no yeah lately it's a new thing clap I know but like I want to be special like either want to be so careful boy you don't clap for me or I want to be the guy you ████ clap you're special because you're here yeah I do feel special cuz we could stop clapping because then I'm the guy you don't clap for and then you clap for for every ████ there's a little snowflake in well we did give you a a careful Boy shirt but you're not even wearing it I'm going to put it on how many episodes we got you know I got to
0:51 sell these shirts you know you know hit them B what's that promo my brand good company you know you can't promote your brand here you asked you asked canot you asked W wo set I know so like I just answered I didn't try it again Joe try it again what's that carful boo.com that's tight wait I don't think we own that strike to all right just just Baro brigade.com no just go in the description there's a careful boys link right there thanks Bart okay here's a fun question what historical figure would you most like to sit and have a conversation with over tea over tea tea over tea I'm drinking coffee ████ fine that's fine don't call me a ████ sorry that was just to the conversation nobody's clapping for you for the rest of the ████ video Little Wayne Little Wayne says I'm drinking hot tea ████
1:42 that's why it sticks in my head okay sure whatever what kind of like Little Wayne you like jasmine tea I don't like any tea you don't spill the tea I like that tea I do like a little drama I do like a little drama how can you not like te there's so many variations a lot of stuff it's like so many kinds I'm pretty like neutral on things it's not like a dislike but I'm never going to order do you like roasted flavors n what about mushroom tea you like coffee I love coffee like Bean Tea mushroom tea legum tea yeah no I'm out I'm scared similar what kind of notes in your coffee do you like I like a really blonde roast high caffeine we still talking about coffee yeah coffee oh okay I don't know who I'm inviting mohamm oi probably you probably need some high mountain tea I think you'll like it from Taiwan I'd pick Jon and VAR so that I could see if she was Hot or Not y see if she could fight you know they said Cleopatra was like one of the hottest
2:32 chicks ever ever I want to see if she's hot you think ugly chick's going to be like move her ranks up during that time that's true there's that one Turkish lady that's going around that looks like Asma borat's best friend and then they're like she was once the most beautiful woman all over oh yeah taste might have changed but yeah taste definitely changed cuz didn't they like prioritize a woman that could like for example whoop the ████ out of everybody so round Rousey your favorite yeah I do like a little you literally look 20 years years ago and we're talking we're talking no cakes skinny ass legs and now we're in the area of the booty what about the other UFC chick who like did the Star Wars show oh Gina corano Gina corano carano's very she's like the bad actually started she's actually I think H you know where she actually started with Jen on American Gladiator she was on American
3:22 Gladiator but before that she was already kickboxing star did she get kicked off of the Star Wars stuff I think so but like what did she do beat up like a Ewok I don't know oh yeah the Star Wars is new new no no it was political Tweet stuff I think like some R party stuff trumping no I don't Trum Trump trump or something antivaccine stuff it might have been vaccine Ain that crazy y you can't have opinion and have a job she was a big part of that show yeah if you have the wrong opinion I don't think you should have a certain all right I agree maybe you don't even have life at that point pay I'd pay the price at that level though you know if you get to a certain level and there's certain rules as long as you knew what the rules were so you want to be like you rather be like John Cena yeah exactly yeah because China let's go yep you know what I'm saying apologize in Chinese which was sick yeah The Rock will do it too because they got
4:13 so many ████ sales in China that' be making up over like 30% of the revenue i' rather be middle class and have my freedom you are that yeah that's true genas Khan all of with that ████ yeah but what if he you what if but why do you want to have tea with them just probably cuz like that he's done like the most powerful crazy man ████ ever yeah for real like who else has done ████ like him he's done some crazy ████ him yeah my real is probably Muhammad Ali just cuz he's so funny Mak me giggle who built the Great Wall of China who was like the the guy who came up with it I think it survived like two Emperors or some ████ who's the emperor who's like started my idea but he didn't even get to see it finish yeah but like who's like the SAT Legend satosi Nakamoto he's like uh I think he was the guy that unified China that's how you know the pyramids
5:04 were fake though right cuz like the Great Wall of China took like 8,000 years to build and pyramids are like oh it took 50 years the first emperor i q was that give it to me I would meet with him you and I would clown on him the whole time about nobody gives a ████ about the Great Wall anymore dude and everyone just they they take pictures of it now rocks from wall not even that good of a defense playground ████ but then is he going to be like but did it work did it keep the Mongolians out be like it didn't even do the job they wanted to cuz the Mongolians went around the wall fol yeahum ████ Trump and then I'd say Trump Trump trump for the next 10 minutes at dinner or at tea isn't Biden actually helping to complete the wall I think yesterday man the Wall's going up yeah I think I might try to meet with my great grandpa or something just to understand my
5:54 history I didn't want to go sad how is that sad I say my dad but that's like sad that's that sad and then let's take it sad because that's interesting yeah well for me I think would be to learn or my grandpa cuz I think when he was around I was so his out of his kids my dad is the youngest one so he has seven kids my dad's the youngest one so when I was a kid he was already like 809s so I didn't really get to spend that much time with them and I think I'd be able to learn just more about our family history so his dad which is your great grandpa is a old kung Fu Master like 18 He he was a Trad Tradesman I've seen pictures of him he has like a ████ Monopoly top hat so they used to trade herbs from China to Peru and so like I want to like understand just all that history like how was it like on ships and ████ for months at a time
6:45 ████ so do you know uh like what year your grandpa was born my grandpa yeah oh dude like ████ like 1907 or something my grandpa's about that I think my grandpa's 1912 was old dude I would meet George Washington and I'd be like I live way better than you did dude president of the United States I have an air conditioner look at my teeth is real true refrigerator I got Ice Dude you got donkey teeth my boy I live way better than you ████ you know we live better than ████ JP Morgan's old ass and he's a million Rock the OG Rockefeller ████ I'd meet with him too and tell him how good my life is we all in the future we all got personal drivers it's called Uber in the future you could have any world's Cuisine delivered to your ████ door is it all relative though like they don't know
7:35 that exists so they don't complain about it no dude but then you rub it in the face I rub it in his face Did You Know The Peasants of our time we get every cultural Cuisine we want we can get air conditioning and on top of that the hottest girls you could jack off to that American peasants of our time on my phone dude look at this I'm beating it to this chick on my phone dude I can see any Chick you name I can see her butthole on my phone don't to leave my house to cheat ain't that crazy though back then you had to be a ████ King to have a team of only fans girls and even then would you have like a dozen yeah they're probably missing Limbs and ████ probably a bunch of uggos too you know ████ dude I got to go through a whole alphabetical list I know and sometimes it takes like 22 pages to go
8:25 from A to B but the difference is they were all reserved for the king like only is more like ride share cuz you're just all sharing but you don't really get to touch them that's true you're sharing with like thousand other dudes why just be dunking on every ████ from history who thought they were so tight who's another one you would ████ dunk on that you kind of have like beef with a little bit AB Lincoln dude AB Lincoln AB probably sucks though you think so yeah I've heard that's an interesting T yeah it probably sucks a Lincoln would probably go to you and be like dude I ████ love puss dude I ████ ████ that's what I say I like did you know everyone's calling you ████ gay yeah how do you feel about that everyone thinks you're gay a asking me if he slays vampires if he slays vampires yeah he's a I don't need to ask him that CU I know he does let's move on to a better question word but i' would be like hey Abe like everyone's calling you gay it's so ████ up dude or no or no you know what I would do I'd be like hey AE um what's
9:16 your take on gay people and I record it cuz every every everyone in the gay community now is being is they they always put this quote up that says like whatever you are be a good one I guarantee aink is walking around calling people gay and saying like don't do gay ████ ████ you allit guarantee a was like the biggest gay hater of all time especially if he was actually gay he was definitely like outwardly projected is there an AB Lincoln gay story going on apparently he had like a lover or something like that like a friend that he would sleep that would like live with him when did that stop being cool cuz like Marcus aelius yeah Marcus Aurelius is probably ████ little boys oh thousand but it was probably cool Italians and Greeks and Romans they were ████ doing that I heard that yeah like when you're in a I heard that ████ all the time when you're like hey I'm leonado Da Vinci and I'm a teen and
10:06 I want to learn how to paint and then you're like well you got I'm going to you got to suck this dick for payment you never heard of that ████ no for sure that's what I'm saying but it was cool and normal when did it stop I don't know if it stopped I just think it's not cool and normal I think when social media came out social media you think if I maybe the 1800s if I were have tea with Marcus Aurelius You' think like we would have conversations about stuff and the more conversations I ask he would Tred to ████ me you think you would try to think you look pretty yeah he probably tried to ████ me I think who kept it going was the vaan the Vatican kept it going they're traditionalists for sure so your grandpa huh so what your father tell us about your father well just like my dad died when I was pretty young not that young like 22 23 you get why would you it no yeah like we were really close but like why wouldn't I want to hang out with him again cuz you
10:56 could sit down with Muhammad Ali yeah i' if I had to choose to be my dad proba oh okay what about Jonah to see if she's hot okay Jonah VAR that my dad you think she killed with looks see if she was hot you think she's ugly you think she's just like who's the blonde one in Game of Thrones the night girl Cersei oh no the no the ████ Brianna tart she's like right there right Bri the giant lady Bri J like like a 5ot ver of her baby you guys never seen her picture she's showing her titties yeah she's kind of hot she's leading the charge no Brian or whatever about Jonah ████ or Brienne of Arc there's a picture of Jonah Arc wa Jon of Arc is show her titties while fighting yes was that like a distraction look at Jonah AR she's ████ half naked titties hanging out J our titties
11:46 she holding a ████ flag and she's leading the charge it's a painting it's not a picture we don't know how hot she was it also too it's like she's kind of hot in some of these titty do you see titties I don't see the titty ones cuz I didn't type in titties Peter Pan I think that's the movie but it's also hard to decipher those paintings because they're all metaphorical I know like they'll have like a Spartan with a ████ harp and you know he didn't go to war with a harp but that's supposed to mean this and they'll just throw these things in paintings I don't know what the hell that means so her showing her paint titties I don't know what that means hey forget J Arc I want to beat Mulan dude that's who I want to have dinner is Mulan even real she's a real person she's she's a real is she real yeah she had that little dragon buddy was talking Eddie Murphy yeah I know Eddie M sound like the clumps I know Eddie why norid in there let me see I'm going Google that
12:36 ████ mul mulan's a real person BR Mulan was 100% real person Mulan is a fictional folk heroine from the northern and southern Dynasty that means that people stop believing trying to clown on me this is host ████ yeah dude he's trying PVP dude it's a fictional folk heroin how do they know it's fictional you tell me legitimate princess in the traditional sense you tell me a Chinese lady didn't ████ dress up as a boy to bat assil is based on a real Chinese ballad called The Ballad of mov but the ballad it's based off a song so I think that means that she ain't real Bas on a real the song's based off of a fake story the story is based off of a inspiration all I'm saying is I think there's at least one Chinese girl dress up like a dude in that's ████ Z way right now she's ████ crazy yeah but you never seen this picture oh waa you never seen that no never what you never
13:27 seen this picture Jonah AR where her titties hanging outa pass the phone around I can see that's the Norton Simon huh let's see who's Katie Beltran that name come from she probably drew it do you look at this and you're like that kind of looks like Hannah is that why I don't know maybe subconsciously I always wanted Jona VAR and then I got with budaa instead she not even wearing armor bro none of these guys kind of are fake she's fake too we just need to see her I just need to see I told you her titties are hanging out and you acting like I'm I'm a crazy ass you're right crazy ass they're nice titties I think you're just talking like a crazy I'm pretty sure it means something dude leadership is all about owning your mistakes and I own my mistakes Mulan was not real and jonov bar did have a titty right she does have big titties though baby take the
14:17 L give me my phone Nick over here she does have big titties on a musket okay so what about Cleopatra if we saw her did she have snakes on the head can you put this in the in no I thought that was Cleo too no that's Medusa isn't Cleo Patra known to have maybe some snakes or something she had the thing on her head I thought she was um uh what's the right word when you have both genders on accidents aite I think she was just a pharaoh dude no no because their family there was too much inbreeding and so there was a birthd something oh def effect did we say that she was really pretty did you say that earlier so I would definitely so I changed my answer than Cleopatra and I'd say show me the ████ so I and or penis but what's his name was it Marcus arelius or uh
15:08 Antonius the great or the dude that was ████ the he was Greek and ████ stoic dudes cre St homies no herc no she seduced the ████ out of him I think that was herculan time Mark Anthony bro that's also me isn't he the Latin singer yeah I think it's that's gay oh I'm also down to meet the inventor of the microwave like what inspired you to make opener that's pretty tight what inspired you that's you could put food in and it Cooks in like 30 seconds yeah it's a big deal pretty good when that was probably not that old that's probably younger than your grandpa yeah how did he what gave him the idea he might still be alive right now the inventor of the microwave possible maybe what that come the Industrial Revolution yeah you should be the richest ████ of all time yeah that thing's sick maybe he didn't know how to patent ████ yet you think his name was like Tom
16:01 microwave 1946 first commercial microwave the Rada range is sold by Ray fiance restaurants who invested made they're probably alive whoever made that ████ been around for a minute man that popped off that popped off I thought they just made missiles is huge because of the M Spencer and Robert Hall two guys micro or wave in or just Percy Spencer I don't know we got jip damn how did they know of this yeah probably a liot it was probably made to fr humans at first and then they like we could probably just make hash browns you're probably right yeah yeah if it's made by Ron yeah defense contract yeah defense contractor or what if the microwave was like yo this is how they got into the defense game you know you know true stepping stone slippery slope got but I really kind of just want to do defense I want to meet with King
16:52 Nebuchadnezzar oh Nebuchadnezzar is that the Matrix is that from Babylon Nebuchadnezzar and the Matrix was a ████ Babylonian King but even older than that there's Kings of Sumeria man what are they known for that's the first civilized human civilization in the ████ world dude what do you think would be good company to hang out with though cuz I I wouldn't imagine you guys are going way ████ I was like I want to have tea with Bruce Lee man CU we'll speak the same language that's true cuz I feel like if we kicked it with yeah they went deep if we kicked it with gangas con it was just like what are we going to talk about yo back then the food was so untainted I bet you if you had a little tea or coffee that fol would act like a crackhead oh yeah Celsius bro give him some bar Brigade preout put a hawk on your arm yeah seriously have gasan teach me some of
17:44 his favorite stretches how do you stay limber while you're yeah how you how do you stay so athletic like that he' be like you come here stretch me what about Masashi is he riding into battle or did he Outsource his killings after a while you to ask him I think is era he was still whooping at he seems like a blood hungry guy I think at that era you have to lead bro you can't like Alexander the Great yeah you got it cuz cuz they'll beat your ass they ████ kill you they'll be like you're a ████ cuz even George Washington LED when did it start being where all the leaders went in the back when there's missiles yeah maybe even yeah maybe like World War I social media maybe World War I when video cameras are around yeah cuz it like Douglas MacArthur ████ standing there too when did it start being like you fight the wars from the back well that's why Eisenhower got in right cuz there he was like a decorated hero and most General yeah actually
18:35 killed people that's actually a recent thing where they're like man I'm kind of scared of those I'm set this one out bro I'll call in I'll start fighting from here but that's why in modern day people love guys like jao you know he's the guy who on the front line yeah you know the Tim Kennedy folks have you guys seen klen the ████ movie it is sick that's a big ████ Haw it's the name of genas Khan real oh that's a real name govern is it out it's old it's it's several years ago but it was a sick movie he looks tough yeah he looks tough did you know World of Warcraft the Orcs are their characters are built from the Mongolians is tight oh I would meet princess monoke is she real but that's a good story I see if she's hot yeah what about Pocahontas what about Sakia dude oh Pocahontas I wonder if she Pocahontas was hot she was in the cartoon I jacked
19:27 off to that wow Pocas was off for sure that's the C want to jack off to Pocahontas you're just jacking off while you're having tea with them she's fine dude tell me more about your life especially if she taking showers on a waterfall oh yeah dude oh you know she is she probably smell a little bit though huh yeah there wasn't a lot of Dove happening no she probably smells like ████ natural lavender she probably smells like Cedar she smells like lilac smells like cow leather or some Pine that's not that bad that's kind hot wearing leather bikinis flowers it's kind of Primal hot I think they could treat it that well she might smell like bison oh yeah oh what if can you Google what she looks like you don't eat natural food so then you don't get Bo oh did uh did Pokemons have Bo you
20:17 check that I hey Siri check Snopes I don't think she did I don't know if she was real either right she was real was real yeah there was I thought it's like the story is based on something B based off of an image of her they they recreated it via AI based off of an old like drawing depicted in like fine as ████ if AI made her oh nah busted I knew someone weird what is she wearing bro I thought you were going to turn around Eva Mendes or something I'm like who the ████ is that hey 16th century fine is like a three today true maybe even a two no wonder John Smith moved to England that mouth a [Music]
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