0:00 [Music] all right so we obviously had to talk about this especially with our man chappelle here [Laughter] everybody what are you going to bring out we got to hear from what's happening to this week everybody see that ████ that's ████ crazy man oh but you know what's funny though i just saw the photos of the dude and what he looks like and his arms like this he has a lump on his chain this ████ right here oh my god look at this this will look like he's bone breaking like about to start dancing just ████ is that chapelle security like his security took care of you i think everybody there's like 30 dudes yeah there was so many yeah amy fox and like buster rhymes everybody
0:50 they were all there too yeah so they all jumped his house oh did you see that all started jumping huh yeah that's what i said start study jump dog there's a funny ass tweet that was like who's the security guard batman how are you gonna get handcuffed with a broken arm bro the fact that they still handcuffed him with that arm it's like bro at least get my good on do you want to do this one well dude even if you didn't handcuff him he's not going anywhere yeah it's like you think i'm gonna yank so so the man who attacked dave chappelle um on stage is actually charged with assault with a deadly weapon did he have a gun on him it was a gun that shoots knives i think it's a i think it's a is that a joke is that a gag but the handle looks like a gun it looks like a revolver
1:40 right it says oh it's not a gun no it's not a gun i heard it was a knife but there was something up yeah oh so if it it just opens it's like a prank it looks like it looks like a prank knife because i read it was um he was armed with a gun and a knife so i was like i think that's what that is that's the picture of it then you're like oh it just folds into the gun you're like a little final fantasy what the ████ what a nerd is that a cloud stripe what got that ████ out of ████ oz dude like a hot topic knife the world's worst ████ spy shop ever it's like oh ████ that's a threat oh wait oh okay so uh the man who attacked dave chappelle on stage during a stand-up has been charged with assault with a deadly weapon uh chappelle was performing at the hollywood bowl in l.a on tuesday may
2:30 3rd as part of a netflix is a joke the festival and as the show was ending he was attacked by a 23 year old man who has since been named isaiah isaiah lee by the lapd so what's his rapper name though because he's a wrap he's around oh he's a rapper yeah he wrote it he thought i was being drunk he wrote a song about dave travel or something yeah no ████ like a diss track i don't know it's a diss track i need to look this up now hold on you're considered a hate crime then like he's been hating dave chappelle i don't know oh is it a love crime track dude oh though because you know is it because he loved him so much he wanted to tackle him with the hug he considered a promotional move as well imagine he's ████ chucking his cd i know he's like hip hop you like hip hop
3:21 i got the fire i got the fire that's all it was that's all it was you liked him he should have just put a qr code like hip-hop yeah he's a big fan you just put a huge r coat on his head that's all you got to do get a tattoo right here just let's get it and did this dude attend the show by himself did he do this because that guy for sure went by himself yeah he went with a bunch of people and then he didn't they didn't know a knife they don't have very many people around them gun knife if somebody was with them they're never going to own it for the rest of their lives oh yeah isaiah a song about dave chappelle two years
4:12 before this recent attack so about attacking him at the hollywood bowl two years later wow imagine he's probably he's just an order that's like that's like early covet days huh yeah so he was like why did he attack him what's it i want to know no motive yeah anyone said yeah they don't know yet oh not sure but i think dave made a joke he like totally doubled down on the fact that he's getting a lot of hate for you know like transphobia type stuff and then i think he called him a trans but he's like that must be a trans man oh yeah yeah really yeah and then chris rock comes on and he's like was that will smith yeah yeah we still bart's joke dude they did still bars jokes oh damn bart texted it to him i was like that was my joke yeah yeah he's all defeated now he's like ████ white people that's a good one and then uh will smith [Laughter]
5:04 word for word that's it will smith you gotta have the three dots you know you know it was really dope though to see uh in like the aftermath footage and stuff um when jamie foxx was there and then uh dave was you know dave was playing it off like really professional he was yeah he was pissed and he was saying stuff but at the same time he's like yo james fox here come here jamie foster right he's like give it up for the fox everybody and then james fox grabs mike and he's literally saying like yo everybody we need to take care of this this man is a genius we all need to make sure you know what i mean when you hear people like talking about dave as like the goat like that's just so powerful another genius is talking about yeah look at chris rock being there in the audience and coming up and making the jokes like chris rock was also the goat like back in his day you know but for all of them to be able to praise one guy and be like this dude's in jesus name
5:54 is dave chappelle's not even 50 yet wow is he really he's he's 48 wow but the wisdom dude yeah you know i was uh i was at a diner the other day and it was a table full of like um like old mexican folks right and they're like talking about dave chappelle and they're like you know i know he's controversial and everything but like um i don't agree with everything that he says but he's saying what we're all thinking that's why everyone ████ with you yeah that's why yeah because i'm like damn everyone loves dave because i think like there's just so many weird things that are happening in media and like society that no one wants to talk about yeah well no one wants to talk because like if you have an opinion about anything like within i guess within more so within recent you're just so scolded for
6:45 it and it's like you're the scum you're like made to be like the scum of the earth because you have a different opinion just asking a question and it's insane that like we live that way because there's a i mean and it's like why you know like it i mean we all have social media we have all this ████ and you know we put all our things out there online and it's open for people to comment and say the things that they say you get you get great comments and you get comments where people talk ████ and it's like well they're allowed to do that yeah you know what i mean part of the game if art is part of the ████ game but that's just what it is like i don't get mad at those people who are talking ████ about me one they don't know me i don't ████ know the ████ no i didn't know they existed but but but i mean hey whatever like i mean okay that's what you said but should we go like oh this person should never work a day in their life
7:36 ever again yeah i'm not gonna i'm never getting any jobs yeah i'm not gonna try to go like deeper into their profile and be like yo whatever job you work at i'm ████ you know let's cancel sending this to your ████ boss i don't care i don't want a good that's exhausting yeah now pre-anger management chapel now listen i beat that ████ even that's more honorable i think like if you don't like someone just challenge them and ████ fight and that to me is more real than like that is real hiding behind a noble warrior i love that but what a lot of people do now is just hide they have like fake accounts they'll come and like try to ruin your life they'll ████ tell your bosses or whatever you know they they try to make these attacks on you and it's like if you don't like someone find a way to confront them well that's the best part
8:26 about dave chapel too because we all like like we're talking about it's like man all right i got some ████ to say all right i'm gonna let dave should fall come up here and say and then so then now what i want to do what i really want to do is i want to be like hey anthony i'm about to ████ i want to ████ you up real bad i'm gonna let dave chappelle come do it come on dude and here he is everybody here right now but you know it is insane to just you know i mean ████ it let a person say something i mean there's probably people that ████ hate every single one of us but it's like all right whatever i'm not gonna ████ i don't want to ████ defeat you in any way you know because you're already a ████ to me in my mind time you know already it's just a wild wild
9:16 world we live in when people are trying to attack comedians like that for doing their job yeah like they're supposed to do social commentary they're supposed to like poke fun at me yeah i always explain it to people i was like we're not up there to say the the correct thing because then that doesn't make a comment but it's like a ████ yo think about it you know what i'm saying like the funny the funny part is saying it in a twisted way that most people would would think and but also don't take it that serious but isn't late night comedy killing it right now who's your favorite mom doesn't that kind of disrupt everything you just said because like kimmel's killing it and ████ colbert's killing it i mean think about that last joke that they just told like it was ████ great
10:07 they make dad jokes seem edgy dude i know but it's but it's insane man because that's the art of comedy is the fact that you can say you know take this uh topic or whatever the case may be and what most people would think about it you have this different perspective of it and to be able to say it in a funny way that's like the art of comedy that's why comedy is so hard you know because you your brain has to think in a way where you really have to step out this outside the box of what majority people are thinking of a situation yeah and look at it and go oh that's funny or even step out of your own box sometimes yeah yeah exactly you might have your own personal beliefs but for the sake of comedy you're trying to expand your mind and try to change the perspective on things but then i think nowadays people have so much asperger's they think that whatever you say is exactly how you believe
10:58 rather than playing with concepts yeah they tell you so literally well yeah cause they're satire there's like you know being just absurd there's like different styles of comedy right and sometimes you're playing a character like you're playing the racist because it's funny to laugh at racist not that you actually believe in you because it's right and you're saying these things exactly yeah so i i do this joke i do this joke about uh because i was adopted into a white family in my teens and i do this joke and my adopted father was a little dude and i do this joke about like beating him up but it didn't but it did not like i did not beat him up right yeah and so i had filmed this set and i did that joke and uh someone left a comment it was like oh my god like these people gave you a second chance at life they're like they're like uh you you're
11:49 a toxic person for this i can't believe you know you would do that to you you just admitted to assault it's like but the funny part is just that he's a little dude and i was bigger than him and i still am bigger than him and it was bigger than him like at 16 years old and it's just funny to think of a 16 year old beating up a guy that took him in you know to help him you know with life that's that's the funny thing there's still people watching this really like that's not funny that's so that's how scary i think the funniest thing that's happening right now like i get the whole like sensitive stuff about religion politics all that stuff right but when it comes to your own trauma yeah i'm like this is my life they don't give us the right to ████ joke about our own childhood like you should never laugh about that you should never joke about abuse and it's like
12:40 ████ it's my story my story it has nothing to do with you if i want to be boring with your own family yeah yeah exactly but now there's this whole idea of like you have to express yourself in one way like if you're going through something the right way yeah the right way they're like oh i went through this traumatic time and now this is how i feel and let's all cry together and it's like but not everybody not everybody thinks that way you know like like comics cope a different way saying and i tell people because i have like such a crazy ████ story and i go i'm not sad i'm not i'm not sad about my ████ way because it already happened was like we want me to do that's how i think of it like there's really nothing i could do about something that already ████ happened yeah yeah why would you joke about trauma why would you ████ yeah you should never he just doubles it like hey
13:30 like i just recently found out that my mom i just recently found out that my mom has cancer and i must have done so many like i'm betting against my mom jokes like you know what i mean like like i was like i live in vegas i can make money off of this like if what's the line on that yeah how can i like how do i bet both sides how do i win right or even like what's the spread on this ████ yeah side bends so that's for that's for you to have like that that's how i think of it like you know when i talk about my life and my adopted folks or any situation of me because majority of my comedy is about my life and how i grew up and just what you know it's all about me so it's like if you get offended about something of my life well you can eat a dick because it doesn't have anything to do with you and i want to reply to these people but it's like i would exhaust myself oh yeah even no it's either
14:20 coffee cake you could eat a dick you could eat it yeah i know yeah i should i should have said i'll beat your ass too that's what i should have said [Music] you
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