0:00 oh you're trying to come in here like that bro just a bunch of confusion you're coming in here to our Zone okay you left you came in after me okay you got my leftover sorry guys you got a leftover so you guys want to hear about what happens when you're in Death Valley and you kind of accidentally lose your sandals cuz they start melting off your feet W yeah I want to hear that it's that cuz around this time you can see the thermometer you know and it's like oh yeah the big thermometer it gets crazy it's already maxed out maxed so it's 116° 1166 no it was 123° and they're saying the it's better than like 100 in Hawaii though or 90 in Amazon 100 in Hawaii would suck why is
0:51 that Florida he with no wind wow maybe the moisture in the air this is dry heat though so it's called humidity it's different you know what I mean no so apparently the the ground temperature is obviously much hotter than that so this cat had his sandals melt off his feet are they ja Hest what BR those might ja he went cheap he went cheap on he probably got him at the grocery St got yeah yeah yeah cuz I went cheap Scots are are indestructible what are the best flip-flops Scots rainbow I've had Scots rainbows lifetime warranty exactly I have had squats for Scots I had Scots for 5 years plus so I don't need a lifetime warranty cuz it's been a lifetime dude they make their the strap by your feet they use parachute netting for that they're indestructible somehow he destructed them though which ones rainbows rainbows oh they have lifetime warranty did you
1:41 turn what about we know did you turn it in what was the experience everyone said that we're talking about the IND Destruction part cuz she said you destroyed them I think he's just really heavy I think his bones are just really ████ mother dance and then he walks crooked so like like the soul wore out like this Way D is like really new you need to get an alignment check I just walk with a pimp Swagger so Dr hell yeah dude you're like the tires on my Land Cruiser that hasn't getting you got to get rotated bro yeah so this dude his feet he he he started getting third degree full thickness Burns how long was he walking for what the ████ he was out there for a minute and and dumb ass hippie wearing flipflops his family was trying to troubleshoot it on their own but they they have a car they did they had a car
2:33 but they were walk they were hiking oh who the ████ hi got hotter and hotter flip flops I don't know dude guy a psychopath but D he probably thought he was like this is probably a good idea cuz it's going to be pretty hot yeah so it won't be that hot on my feet let my feet breath damn you might need to take your shirt off and ████ wrap your feet cuz yeah the ground is hot that is really nobody ████ thought of that no his family is bunch of he's like no I don't want to get sunburnt hey bro if it's 12 125 multiple shirts don't go for a hike yeah wrap your ████ what if you went in the morning and then it would wrap your feet in some ████ shirts and then ████ soak it with your water and then go back to the car ASAP there's a that did a little road trip to uh Death Valley and then they went missing and then later hikers found their bodies or skeletons Jesus Christ they were all like dried up were they a tourist yes
3:24 cuz this is the case here this guy's from Belgium or some ████ what's up with all these Europeans Germans stay out leave thekings to America did you say Germans stay out when he's from Belgium it's the same ████ whatever dude close enough yeah yeah oh you're trying to come in here like that bro just a bunch of confusion you're coming in here to our Zone okay you left you came in after me okay you got my leftovers sorry guys you got her leftover you're leftover left you're leftover Belgium's closer you belong to her but Belgium's closer to French culture than German yeah I know that's why I was I would I would still like you to make a I left JK video yep when you get a chance you should you should cancel us when you're free yeah you should talk about how you got fired from a job that you weren't even hired in and by the way your leftovers are great they are I only go with good ████ I'm awesome they are I don't go for
4:15 ████ Petty the ████ dumb ████ so his family called authorities for help and other Park goers started helping carry him to the parking lot dang and he was like saying a bunch of ████ in Belgian or something Belgian what does that sound like it's like a bunch of ████ that's Portuguese that's not bad I like I thought they speak French I don't ask the ████ geographer over here sir what do they speak I'm not ████ geographers what do they speak open you open cardip in Belgium first of all french fries come from Belgium yep is that right I think half speaks French other half speaks Dutch or something I think waffles come from France yep yep they it built from France what are you going to say huh your
5:08 stupid Park Rangers would like everybody to know the following stay within a 10-minute walk of a vehicle with air conditioning yeah stupid do not hike after 10:00 a.m. drink plenty of water eat salty snacks wear protection that means hat and Suns I don't think the European mind can understand if what the sun is like outside of that region probably not cuz like cuz they have like picture perfect clouds and stuff in the L all the time yeah screen saer ████ everywhere they lookt well the sun's not that intense in the north Hannah be was like Hannah was like I I'm one of the redheads that don't Freckle I'm like every ████ redhead I know freckled like a ████ and then she started freckling in um Mexico did you call her ass out like see ████ stay wrecked ████ ████ fre there a constellation I was like you got freckles now she goes I know and I'm all
5:59 like like see it's because you've been in your indigenous habitat so you're not getting intense son you don't know what that's like a different version of Europe yeah it's foggy it's very very low sunlight mm is there photos no of his Fe of a dead person of a dead person that was your story does Hannah Freckle if she stares at the microwave no but the air fryer air fryer emits some heat dude that's why it'll do it it is I feel bad for Park Rangers cuz they just have to tell people these rules over and over again that people just don't listen and they continue to get kill I mean that was a that was a world record Vegas Heatwave type thing day though right like 12 for sure like that that's pretty intense but also you know just stick your head out a little bit and be like yeah it might be a good
6:49 day to go for a hike or not but what if you're from Belgium and you paid s███████ of money to come here like we're getting the goddamn value there's dumb people in Belgium too I guess or just Google maybe some best practices before you do it and you might come across this list especially nowadays bro you can't get away with this Google best practices though if I don't know it I will guys no we don't read the instructions but this hiking ████ I know this ████ basic ████ if you're going to go and this you're a boy scout that's not fair you can't you need to get a hat that covers your shoulders I would put I would't even use b i would't even use sunscreen I'd wear a long sleeve and then drench the long sleeve so it's wet the whole time but that's Boy Scout sh but we grew up in the desert I think people don't even know what that habitat is like hey the civilian version is we're just going to stay inside today I think that's the right answer but like if people don't even know what a desert
7:39 is they're going to be like wow and then you see Wy coyote you see all the people you see all the cartoons you like that looks fun I want Runner I think he just made a mistake cuz apparently his family was fine yeah he was the idiot that wore sandals the problem though is that there I can't believe there's not one person in his whole family that's the complainer type where they're like it's ████ 6° what are we doing cuz there's no American ████ sucks Dad ████ hate this cuz there's no Americans with them they probably did but the dad was like I don't give a ████ I spent so much ████ money shut your ████ mouth we're going to do yeah yeah yeah oh I see that's true but in Dutch and French and he was probably rebelling he's like ████ it then I'm not going to have fun I'm going to wear sandals watch that ████ you yeah I'll show you what happens when we do this ████ Feet's going to pay for it his dad was having a good ass time that's insane 130 that is crazy you cuz the desert's like the opposite of
8:29 the Arctic yeah yeah but then when you look at the Arctic you go that looks cold right when people look at when people look at the desert they don't go that looks hot it kind of does when nothing's growing see that's true I guess I don't really think about how hot it can get they they just look at it and go it's like beach with no water yeah yeah yeah but desert's weird though cuz it gets so ████ cold at the same time it do like it mostly in the evening though right yeah yeah yeah but like during the winter time Vegas brings it Vegas be 15° like it could be 20° you got frost yeah we we've had snow FL hail all that ████ we've had snow too yeah I get it I'm not going to go too hard in on this person going to dude I'm going to yeah you should ████ stand firm dude figure figure it out dude you know before the invention of air conditioning yes the southwest of
9:22 the United States so excited of the desert region of America right the population was much lower so AC is the reason why Phoenix and Vegas boomed is that why saved our life dude it makes sense it's impossible imagine living there with no AC you can you or penic you know what they used to do they would um ████ wet cloths and then they would put it in their doorway so any like air that that was their version of AC isn't that crazy what's Whatchamacallit the the swamp cooler yeah yeah that's why when people are crying on the internet about some ████ like oh my God you see what this happened today blah blah blah blah and I'm like yeah dude they 100 years ago they were ████ putting a towel on their head and and and dipping in water first and like walking around and they they they could wipe their ass with like leaves and ████ but you're having a
10:12 tough time I'm sure they didn't even they didn't you they didn't work in the uh the midafternoon yeah you couldn't no Japanese people still don't do that no they're lazy only open for lunch and dinner
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