0:00 st's dark stuff everywhere I've met Americans who were terrified to go to the UK like am I going to get stabbed I'm like dude like it's safer than here that's pretty funny to think that though I don't want to get stabbed by some of funny [Laughter] [Music] accent so RFK Jr has been caught in a little Scandal we finally got the son of a ████ he's going down he's finally going down this is what you get for not help we got the podcast we finally got him so uh he was on Tik Tok as people do of course and he was he was commenting on a big butted ████ who was just like showing a video yeah a big but you know SE it SE so sometimes we all just you know we we're
0:50 on we we catch ourselves in certain environments liking big butted or big titty bites whatever you want whatever you're into hey what's if you're looking at it why can't you support and put the heart button hit the like it's the ████ easiest thing ever but but we we don't always do it we're ashamed for the RFK he's like oh yeah baby oh yeah baby oh baby he says oh honey let me milk that sh no he didn't that would be a funny comment no so what happened was he just says like all right yay basically he has hand claps yeah basically he's like Yay good job he good job but the thing is twering so there's people who found a old Tik Tok video where this big buted ████ is showing showing them cakes off right yeah and them cakes is looking good right and so RFK has contextualized
1:44 this as saying like hey guys what actually happened is so I did I wasn't even running for president yet when this video got AOW okay like oh y so he said one of his staffers was nice enough because when he was first running for president right you can't just go on Tik Tok and start doing live streams you have to have a th followers so he says one of my staffers was kind enough to give me their Tik Tok account and we just like changed the name and turned it into RFK Tik Tok account so then it it back posts everything that the guy ever liked or said is now under the RFK for president account that actually makes sense it does make sense it makes hell of sense but people are saying that's a bunch of ████ so that's the big thing it's ████ dude if it's a big buted ████ it's a it's ████ we all love the big butted ████ I do my wife's got a big old butt yeah zuie what
2:34 do you think about giant big butted bull huge cakes I'm Africa good I'm going to use that for now I don't know what that means yeah that doesn't that mean I like big butt and I cannot lie people could you explain can I explain yeah can you expand I don't know if I can because I don't know I don't know if it's genetic I don't know if it's social I don't know if it's I thought it was a known fact would you give Tucker that answer I thought it was a known fact that when you go above the Mediterranean it's a boob culture and when you go below the Mediterranean it's a butt culture so it's an equator Regional that's why Brazilians that explains my flavor yeah yeah Brazilians all that South Asian it goes that and then you go up boobs yeah yeah makes sense but what if you like both
3:25 then does that mean you're right on the you're probably more of the meridian then you're greedy oh then you need to chill out a little bit chill the ████ out stop overeating Ting you're on the Capricorn line the in between that's world domination ████ yeah Colleen what do you think about giant ass I have one good job expand on that expand on that well you know I don't really know what you mean by expanding working out will expand it yeah that was woke that was woke I like that don't you want to president that likes to ████ though what [Applause] what was it Clint that was Bill Clinton no no Bill Clinton like the ████ all right so RFK he works out all right and he likes a butt here or there well you don't want Clinton Clint's too ████ he's
4:17 ████ so much he can't do work right but then like we got RFK who's occasionally commenting hey nice butt Trump just grabbing by the ████ that's a different one right so I mean I mean you want the leader of the Free World to be a little horny you don't want them to be unhorny healthy testosterone and yeah yeah yeah you don't want him so old that he's not even motivated to do it anymore and he's just like too tired but Joe Biden will fall up some stairs for some ████ I heard I heard he I heard he'll fall all the way up the stairs for it that's a really good explanation though I actually buy it I do too cuz to a lot of people in politics they don't know anything about social media and then someone just gives them account uh uh no it's the the permission thing cuz
5:08 cuz he couldn't do he couldn't do live streaming so he he needed this oh so his one of his uh team had a had one of his team used to be horny and then they gave him the account no longer horny like that other story though it's more fun to believe that it was him so it's so much more fun thank you no thank you that's what I'm saying bro that's exactly what and that's not even the worst thing to find that an old account even did like that's not that bad like oh wow that's not it's the heart eye emoji the comment let's get into the comments what are those I also like how open he is with this past like just drug addiction and all that stuff yeah if he's going to tell us about that that it makes him very very relatable and more human and I think because he's like so open about it's kind of like the whole Eight Mile thing where he lays it all out then it's kind of hard to find dirt so they got to rip up the whole page at the debate find any way to put something
5:59 on them yeah that makes him strangely relatable yeah I'd say well it's just honest I I think it's just honest really you think he's going to be honest about steroid use he's honest about everything else he says he's a drug addict and all his stuff yeah he's really strong if you were a drug addict I don't think there would be any problem with you saying you did steroids cuz that's bar yeah he's probably definitely on trt yeah but he's also just athletic like you saw him do a backflip off a cliff he did a backflip yeah like so the cliff is like 30 or 40 ft High he does a back flip off the CL cliff into the water making that the determining factor and this was like 70 or something that's crazy dude I'm voting for him man we will now have all candidates do their backflip nobody could backflip get it he's the only President you know what's crazy is I think that that would be more effective
6:50 than the current system I think I think on average you would get better leaders very back if you just had a gym test yeah for sure hey you're trailing in the PO luckily we got the physical coming up I mean honestly I'm not even joking if it was just like who can bench more who can deadlift more yeah they're physically more capable at at that age is that us being like doomers though or blackpilled are we just like giving up if we if that's our qualification I want a healthy vibrant president dude look at the elections over the past 12 years oh bro like look at what the options have been 100% and low key it's like you're kind of our like commander and chief if you're like capable and aware for some reason I might trust you a little bit more yeah and we liked Barack because he was playing basketball too just showing a little bit of physical prowess we're like okay that's tight first George Bush Jr was a cheerleader if he was on top of
7:41 the pyramid going America like that would have been so much cooler in my opinion this is I guess this is controvery but I think Larry Bird was blacker than Barack Obama dude like are you ████ kidding me Barack Obama watching him play basketball is like oh Jesus Christ it's just politician stiffness every everywhere yeah nervousness strangeness no I mean comparing to Larry Bird though I mean Larry Bird's pretty uh he's loose lar pretty good at basketball kind of up there he's pretty good at basketball great what about like Austin Reeves or Barack Obama you know what I mean who's Austin Reeves uh just hit seven out of 10 three-pointers for the Lakers he's him I have been betting on NFL I don't give a ████ don't ask him real football yeah thank you cuz
8:32 basketball's the fake football I've been betting in losing at NFL recently thank you very sorry thank you well there it is Colleen what's your take on us big booty ████ yeah that's my take such a good take that a good take do you do you have um I know that you're not originally from the UK but do you have like a sense of in investment and or pride in UK politics I thought you were going to just end with the UK in which case I would have said yes UK politics um I don't do you guys take pride in American politics now I do now it's super our favorite interesting but um yeah I don't it used to be boring though I don't take I don't take pride in it I take pride some pride in the UK being a br being from there being a citizen but um politics is trash man I don't like politics I wonder I
9:24 talk about it sometimes why come you're so mired in it I'm not but you kind of are you're kind of like synonymous just aware yeah I don't talk about politics that much like you'll you you'll almost never see me talking about Democrats and Republicans and tories and so what do you like Democrats or Republicans I'm not saying you do it I'm saying what people do to you they they they throw you in the pool yeah because people who are politically Super Hyper political minded yeah um view everything politically right it's why they're sitting there watching the podcast like trying to work out if you're on the right or the left or if you're woke or if you're anti-woke it's like they want to know which Camp to put you inly and it's like but do you when you when that happens to you are you like I'm going to measure my speech next time I'm no I don't care yeah no I don't care there's another thing that I keep uh I've started to always keep in mind now which is that um
10:14 1% of the people who are on social media create pretty much all of the content and another 10% do all the commenting so 90% of the people who are on any social media platform are just like watching listening whatever but not interacting and engaging so when you keep those numbers in mind it's sort of like massively you can see how people get things massively skewed right cuz you might get like 10 comments on a video saying like and you're like oh my gosh like everyone hated the video or everyone and you're like Wait no that's like 10% of like a a small percent of 10% of like a smaller percent is like actually or or when people think oh everyone is talking about such and such no it's not everyone it's 10 losers it's like seven people with prominent foll who are starting a conversation and it seems like every the people that are affected they don't even look at the 300
11:05 positive comments they say two negative ones and go oh they hate the video Yeah and and by the way this is this is also why when when people spend way too much time on social media you you can get the perception that everything is so much worse than it is yeah yeah yeah because by definition if something makes the news or something goes viral by definition it's an anomaly so people can think oh my gosh like like for example me being an LA right now if I'm like hey guys I'm going to La half the comments are going to be make sure you got your bulletproof vest be careful don't step through get out of that City you know what because every time they see La it's like people looting and shoplifting and some sh it's some so many gunmen are outside right now plus the algorithm pushes your interest so you're going to keep watching the things that are going to be more your take so just an echo chamber of your I mean it the things
11:55 that you mentioned do happen but also you could grow up in parts of LA where you're blind to all of that where people that's what people don't know bad stuff happens everywhere in the world like there's there's dark stuff everywhere I I've met Americans who are terrified to go to the UK like am I going to get stabbed I'm like dude like it's safer than here that's pretty funny to think that though man like what are you what are you so concern like these things are not impossible right like you can get hit by lightning but to never leave your house because you're afraid of that is kind of goofy so yeah anyway just a random thought love it I don't want to get stabbed by some of funny [Laughter]
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