0:00 Okay, this guy who's really cool, his name's Faceless. He's like covering this story right here, but it is so unique of a situation. I wanted to get your guys' take, okay, >> on what you would do if this was you in any of these roles. Okay, >> on today's episode of Horrors Beyond My Comprehension, we have a man who became quadripolgic from a car accident and now has to be taken care of by his wife's new husband. This is all documented through the lens of his wife and posted to social media so that we can all be witnessed to quite possibly one of the most heinous humiliation rituals of all time. And I know a lot of women in the comments will say, "Well, you're just insecure. You can't handle a situation like that." And to that I say, you're goddamn right. I'm granting any of you watching this right now the power of attorney to launch me off of a cliff
0:50 with a catapult if you ever find me in this situation. I refuse to be put into a crib like a baby while you go and clap my wife's cheeks in the next room over. And you're definitely not going to handfeed me like a baby bird or clip my toenails. I've seen so many goddamn people rushing to her defense in the comments saying things along the lines of, "Well, she's got to be able to live her life, too, right?" No. No, she doesn't. I don't care if that makes me selfish. She's got to hold it down for me forever. I don't even care if the witches of Tik Tok I've been making fun of lately cast a spell on me to put me into a test tube like some sort of weird fetus in sickness and in health isn't just a suggestion. >> That's what I was thinking about. Like when you get married, right? It's a What are the vows for? What are the vows for if you're going to bail on Well, I guess technically she didn't bail. She's still taking care of them.
1:40 >> But the new husband's taking care of him. >> So is she double married? Like she didn't divorce the other husband? They're like double married. >> I don't know. Maybe it's like a thing where they're she's just got a new guy. They didn't do the paperwork. >> You think she uh divorced them because he wasn't talking to her that much anymore after his accident? >> What? >> Would you ever talk to me like we used to? >> Well, so can the husband like can he communicate? >> No, I don't think so. >> Oh, he can't communicate. >> He has no will. >> Makes it like torture. Like cuz like if you're just in, you know, you're you're aware but you can't really express. She can go like this like yes or no or something >> with a bell. >> Yeah. >> But what if Okay, put it this way though. It's kind of cool. What's kind of cool? >> Well, like that guy's massaging his feet, ████ feeding him, paying the bills, and after a while you're like, >> "How come the wife isn't taking care of
2:31 the husband?" >> That is a weird That is weird, right? >> She I think they both are. >> Yeah. So, they take turns. >> Oh, yeah. >> What about the other part he's talking about where like right after he cuts her toenail, he's clapping your wife's cheeks? I mean, let's say you're already you guys ████ already for like a lot like eight years or whatever. You had a lot of sex, right? >> Yeah. >> But then you're so tired of like being the bread winner and ████ You just want to relax now. Dude, you got two people ████ taking care of you like a baby, clipping your toenails, rubbing your feet. >> I mean, >> you just get to chill. They feed you. You don't got to do nothing. >> You only have an option to chill. >> Does the Does the Does the wife still jack him off? I don't know. Do you think it even feels good though? >> Probably cuz like >> parapillegic. >> Oh, you probably don't even Wait, is he par is quadriplegic? >> Quadriplegic. Yeah. Sorry.
3:21 >> He probably don't feel nothing. >> He doesn't feel it. Yeah. No, >> poor guy. >> He looks interesting. >> I mean, if I was a quadripollegic, I I don't think I would want to be a burden to my wife either. I would just ask to be unplugged. >> Yeah, but you can't do that in America. >> He can't even He doesn't have that choice. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. I guess like how conscious is he? Like could he like build a ████ robot body? Like is he like 100% there or is his brain also is just >> He doesn't look 100% there. I don't know >> really. You can't tell by that video. Like his his cognitive >> He doesn't look like he's doing much. >> Like if you give him like stinky tofu like this, is he like, "Oh, what the f███?" or is he just like it just? >> At least based on that video, he didn't have any variety of like facial expression. and he was just like this. >> So maybe >> if I'm 100% here, I'm like help me
4:14 family assemble a titanium body. But if I'm like then ████ just get rid of me. >> What if it's okay nightmare mode, right? What if it's like get out where you're in the ████ brain and you're LIKE stop it and then you're just like >> Would you be okay with Hannah doing that if you were the one? >> So I told Hannah she needs to ████ blow my brains out if I'm like a vegetable. >> Like ████ or kill me. Yeah. And she goes, "I can't do it, but I think Bart will." And I'm like, "Yeah, if you tell Bart to do something, he'll do it even though he doesn't want to because he's like a beautiful, you know?" >> Yeah. >> Especially if Hannah asks me to. I'm like, "F███." >> Yeah. >> But she she made this funny joke about how like let's say everyone's around me
5:06 saying goodbye and like taking turns, right? Bart would just walk up and pull the plug. >> No. >> No. Procedurally just like so cold. Joe wanted this. He goes, "Yeah, BUT WAIT." LIKE EVERYONE'S SAYING BYE. BUT IT'S LIKE IT'S 12:00. THAT'S what it was scheduled for. >> What? It's 12. It's 12. She's like, "He might not do it at the right time." But she goes, "But he'll do it for She goes, "I don't think I can be able to do it." >> Well, that's true. If you don't do it now, it's like you'll never do it cuz everyone's just going to be too. >> Cuz we're talking about this cuz her grandma was, you know, she has Alzheimer's. She was like on a on a bed and she goes, "Oh." She's like, "But she's probably suffering, you know." She goes like, "But I wouldn't be able to like do it." >> And then she's like, "Would you be able?" I'm like, "Yeah, like like for me, I think it's actually love to choke the ████ out of >> somebody to choke
5:56 >> or whatever you got to do. Pull the plug. Whatever you got to do. Hopefully, you don't got to do that." But like >> pull the plug and choke are so >> Well, I mean, okay, if you >> or pull the plug and choke with the cord >> cuz pulling a plug doesn't mean that they're going to actually go, you know what I mean? Like some people suffer for like a week straight until >> Oh, that's a horrible thought. Jeez. >> And then for me, I think like >> choking love now, right? >> Yeah, dude. Choke me out. >> It's more love to choke out. >> You're right. Yeah. Yeah. >> But it's you can't do it. It's illegal. >> Well, that's the thing. Me and Smack both have we both have this agreed thing where it's like don't resuscitate. Like if we end up like risk of becoming vegetable or incapacitated, we are both like end it. But we were also both like, I don't think I could do it for you. You know what I mean? It sucks. >> Yeah. Because I told I told Hannah the
6:46 same thing and she goes, I'll tell you yes, but what happens? I'm keeping you alive and waiting for technology to ████ >> But I'M LIKE, YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME keep me in a coma for like 5 years. She goes, as long as it takes cryo. >> Yeah, >> you'll be cryo Joe. >> I'm like, ████ Yeah, because this I think this is a weird thing because it's like there can't be any part of you like if you're a parap a quadriplegic or whatever. Let's say you're even a little bit aware and you know that you are being taken care of it that's already enough for me to be like I don't want to be that burden but on top of that your wife as another dude a new guy and you have to be part of that and then they park your wheelchair right there while they doggy style in front of you. You're just like >> I'm not going to be that disrespectful. >> Stop it. But that's so like I feel like that's that's already disrespectful. >> I feel like I would have the willpower
7:38 to heal >> to ████ kill that ████ >> because on one hand it's like devotion, but on another hand it's not. And it's the same. >> Well, so would you if you're not able to bring your wife happiness anymore and in a lot of ways in your marriage, would you want her to have a chance to have that happiness if you can give her that? >> Yeah. Yeah, but I want to be out of there. >> So where to go? Where? >> I'd want to be dead. >> Yeah, >> but they can't kill you. >> I I would I would just hold my breath. Well, >> what? >> Okay. >> Throw me off a cliff or something. >> If I was in their shoes, right? Like, let's say flipped around. If I was the wife, I wouldn't ████ find another partner. That's just what I because >> you would just not move. >> What's the point of the marriage vows in
8:28 sickness and health? Like he said, >> that's ████ sickness. >> That's that's you're supposed to stick around. >> It's not about >> Right. >> But people would argue that she is sticking around. >> Yeah. But that's You don't stick around with another dick sticking around in your >> Yeah. >> You know, like that's not really sticking around. That's getting stickked around. >> That's not sticking. >> Yeah. That's such a I've never seen this situation ever before. Yeah. >> Hell, I actually don't know how I feel about it. >> You know what I would do? I would be like, "Okay, in the event that I end up incapacitated to any degree, let's become Canadian citizens and then take me out there." >> Oh, they they allow it. >> I think they do. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Imagine they don't. We're like, "Oh, I forgot to check. We're just in Canada now." >> I'm for taking out. I put down so many dogs. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. >> Why so many dogs? >> Cuz we just we just
9:19 >> Are you a good dog owner? >> Yeah, because they're all old. They're all old. That's how you know. I didn't lose them. >> Okay. But I just had a lot of dogs from puppies until they're old and then >> past 10. >> Yeah, like 15. Like a German Shepherd >> and then they just get old and they got tumors and stuff and that the vet recommends it, you know? >> I I do believe in that. >> What about the guy that's taking care of the husband, right? Like she has a she likes cucks. That's they're two cucks. >> Yeah. Double >> double cuck. >> Double cooking. >> But like Okay. So in in her situation, how does she find the time to ████ date if you're taking care of your husband all day? >> That's true. That is true. >> That is a 24hour ████ care. >> Yeah, >> cuz like what? Okay, let's say in her situation, right? Let's say the second dude gets in a crazy ████ accident. Her third dude is going to take care of the other two dudes.
10:11 >> I don't think she thought about that. >> Yeah. Like what? Cuz like it's like >> it keeps going. So, cuz for me, I'm like, "Okay, what's your value system now? Let's zoom out. How does that play out when it happens multiple times?" >> This guy meets a girl. >> Then everyone would be off the hook. >> No, but then she gets in an accident. >> Can they stop driving? >> The new girl has to take care of >> everyone's walking everywhere. >> See, that's why you got to stick to your vows. You got to This is what it is. >> What do you guys think of the newest guy? Like, the new husband. What do you think about him? >> He's ████ weird. weird, dude. That guy's >> You're weird. >> Hella weird. >> It's even being worse than a step dad. >> He's trying to pull some kind of scam >> cuz you're a step husband. The minute I talk to a chick, she's like, you know, I got to let you know I'm still married to this dude and he just kind of curled up
11:02 in a recliner, I'm ████ out. >> Yeah, it's kind of odd that he like is even interested. And >> I'm like, I'm so sorry that happened to you. >> But he's like willing to help take care of the husband. Does it Does that show you any heart of gold? Like, >> no, that's not heart of that's just weirdness. >> It's really big to be taking care of a stranger. >> A heart of weirdness. >> And that's why I'm like, he should just become a nurse and just take care of lots of people. >> He is a nurse. He's a married nurse. >> I just can't picture massaging my wife's ex-husband's feet. >> It takes a special per Yeah, maybe. >> Takes a weird person. >> I try. I'm trying. I'm trying. This one's a hard It's a hard one to try for, dude. >> Make it sweet if he was like a brother or he wasn't getting anything out of it. >> Yeah, a brother.
11:52 >> There you go. Yeah. >> The wife. >> No, no, no. He's just part of the family. >> No, like either the guy's brother or the the wife. >> Yeah. Okay. That changes everything. >> Sleeping with a woman or something. >> Yeah. I think I think >> that's hard of gold. I was like, wow. >> I think Yeah, that role of a husband. >> Why would he do that? >> See, you're right. Yeah. But yeah, that's crazy. The fact that it's >> Oh, man. It's just a weird situation. >> That dynamic looks like totally foreign to my eyes. >> I rather be thrown in the ████ hospital to rot. >> Yeah, throw me off the bridge. >> Yeah, >> throw me in a volcano so I just ████ melt. >> God, that's a terrible way to go. >> Why? It ████ incinned. >> Burning, I think, is really bad. >> Volcano is super hot, though. >> He's He's quadripollegic, so he only feels it >> won't feel it. >> Yeah, you don't feel it here. Okay. >> You only feel it when the volcano
12:42 finally goes up to your neck. >> Yeah. >> So, you'll be in A VOLCANO GOING, "AH, MY NECK." >> But hopefully throw me head first then. >> Oh, okay. That's good. Yeah, that's nice. That's better. That's better. But if you're titanium body, you might survive tomorrow. >> But see, if I'm 100% keep me alive because >> the scariest thing about is not knowing if he can even communicate choices. That is that's that is >> and you're just watching it all ████ unfold. >> That's what I'm scared about being in a coma like cuz I like what you know people in coma like they're just like trapped sometimes and they have they can hear you walking around in the room and they they just can't do anything. I'm like oh my god and they have a sense of time. Oh, >> but I rather do coma than ████ this whole I'm aware and then he's she's
13:32 sucking off this guy in front of me and I'm just oh my god. >> Why am I always in front of them? Cuz it's the worst thing.
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