0:00 I think his car just got fully detailed so he himself in his new supreme white boxers and then he blames the gas station attendant for not letting him use the Poo room exactly he blamed the gas station cuz I just got this detailed [Music] mother you guys ready for this breaking news dang breaking news at whatever time you're watching this right now check out this video that's going to be a very small thumbnail that nobody else can see oh snap it's a commercial oh great Oh I thought you were going to show us a new Silverado I can skip this ad in don't buy Chevys don't buy it is it brakes no it's transmission issues Chevys have transmission issues go buy one you'll see it go buy am all right that's why oh
0:52 oh oh car pulls up look like a middle eastern or something how come you don't blow up the like video just watch oh oh he's ████ up the gas pump what is he doing he's going to take the gas pump thing that's it that's it and it goes back to commercial that's it he took okay what did you want to why did you want so let's let's guess what he was mad about yeah why was he mad than thank you his girl oh that's what we're doing we're guessing why he's mad okay baby mama gas prices gas prices that's too easy I like that ding ding ding ding you're wrong baby M wrong sound effect he's not the the father I'd be mad about is the father you are not the father he told he told the girl he's going to help her out with gas where's the girl in the video look at her face
1:42 look at her face he told he told the girl and he went out and he helped her loser Oh that's oh yeah that story I'll help swing the pump around yeah yeah do everything but Pump It butt pump you said butt pump butt pump is that a clue yep he uh butt pump is a as a oh a bum P oh butt pump what do you mean look you act like a pug now I am a pug dude yeah just your tongue out a little bit anytime you say something I go butt pump is a clue so we're we're figuring out why he was mad right yeah it's really not that big a deal but I like I like that this is just pushing the video long I got you bad breakup of the male to male variation m that's a male toale reaction he found out his
2:32 boyfriend cheated on him he's nothing does he have beef with the gas the guy who owns the gas station that's what I didn't see though is I didn't see him even trying to put money in and pump it he just pulled it out and start yeah he went straight to business I like I like a man like that straight to going straight to business that's the clue his girl's uh his girl told him to get something at the grocery store and he got the wrong one is that you got m is his girls in love with the gas station attendant he's in love with a gas station tenant he got he got cage free eggs instead of pasture all right we're getting out the way all right so this happened in Tennessee in Memphis specifically uh the police department is searching for the man accused of vandalizing equipment at a gas station because he stopped by needed to use the restroom and was denied access oh welcome to the club he didn't even look like he was trying it looked like he
3:23 pulled up out of nowhere to do it you don't you don't go to the bathroom at a gas station what do they think there's a preference they say no to all of us yeah dude yeah you got to go to McDonald's you got to go something like that so according to the police department the suspect walked outside threw a rock at the business window left in his vehicle and returned a short time later to vandalize two gas that would not have to go that bad if he has time for no it's cuz he went to go pee first and then he came back yeah he threw the rock went drove somewhere shat at McDonald's came back cuz he was upset oh or a Target you think that would be enough time to calm down no but it made him boil even harder cuz why he shot himself he was stewing on the toilet he sh himself cuz usually pooping relaxes you you know it releases the pressure but when you poop in your pants you're not you're not trying to go do more stuff
4:15 you're trying to go home maybe like P it and he like shot like in his car somehow yeah and he was on a date so he's embarrassed date I think his car just got fully detailed so he shot himself in his new supreme white boxers and then he blames the gas station attendant for not letting him use the poooo room exactly he blamed the gas station I just got to see detailed ████ now ████ all over it yeah you know he's a angry boy usually of course it's always ideal you want to like take a dump in a nice bathroom but like when you got to go it doesn't matter it it nothing matters nothing matters as long as it makes it in the hole you remember Anaheim you don't give like your shoes say that again remember when you took us to the club and I had to poop oh oh I was so drunk and I was like I'm going to ████ Ry I'm constantly yelling at that everyone's yelling in
5:05 the car and we have we see a car in front of us flipped over oh my God that was a weird night did Ryan Hold Your Hand we were leaving this club and then uh he had to ████ really bad but instead on our way out we I guess some drunk guy in a pickup truck had flipped over and no one else was around and he was just in his truck like hey get me out of here and we're like either we stop for help this guy or you ████ your back that's crazy crazy so what did you choose oh they ████ drove around him no well I came out the vehicle we both tried to actually help them yeah we helped them out but then the cops came after and I did you still have the ████ or did it climb back in oh no it was it I was turtlenecking dude it was just like what's up we got to a gas station and it wasn't the kind of it was like a shell so we're like oh for sure they're not going to let use a bathroom and then
5:55 just so happened this specific shell had a bathroom and it was it late at night they had had a detached restroom on the like other side and the guy was like yeah go ahead we were like what world are we in yeah but that was a dirtiest you got blessed by God cuz you just helped somebody mess up bom bro it was the dirtiest bathroom I one ft away I shot from there one fet away I shot that ████ in that must have been a woman's restroom cuz they're dirtier than men's it's a woman's after he was is that true look I don't know but I just remember I had to go that's all I know one ft away do you remember there was also a part I I deleted it cuz I felt bad for you but like there I was recording video of him throwing up cuz he's in the middle of this parking lot going and he was like in this position going and then I was like Hey film this and then I did a flip over you while you were throwing up you deleted that yeah why would you delete that was R he was like ninja milk
6:47 thing yeah well that too I did it that day too oh he did it t both days yeah but it was a cleaner one here you threw up two different times and he flipped over you every time well that time the first time he was laying on the ground throwing up like so it was easier flip this one he was like that so I had to hire thing to clear so I felt prder but then I think in the video I think you're throwing up I think Hawk's throwing up so I think both you guys are like just delete it please everyone's throwing up I I didn't say it D you guys are wild I think the drunk you asked me to delete it drunk subin yeah it was too embarrassing duin I would black out an cuz you knew it would go viral if I posted that ████ every time I blackout you look like a blackout kind of guy no it's true but then you wake up and then you go for like round two yeah your Blackout's pretty wild man you look like you only have about six or seven total nights in your whole life in your head yeah I
7:38 don't even know what you're talking about he says your memory of all these nights six nights K about two at the parck house the party that you went to he was also there he was freaking dead drk I never went there I I was never there oh my bad you're right you were that that time you locked yourself in my bathroom and you I kept telling you to come out and you were like I am out that's how ████ up he gets I was like that's funny like you're in the bathroom like people got to use it he locked it was and you can see there's a little space under the door and you can see that he's laying on the floor of the bathroom and I was like I can see you dude and I was poking him with a broom and I was like get out and he's like I am I am I am out I have it all on video too I recorded the whole thing beginning
8:29 to end the whole Saga of trying to get him out and then I finally put him he finally came out in his own randomly just like perked up went out went to the couch laid down and I was like I'mma put this trash can next to your face turn to your left to throw up and you went tight and he just stared at me I am I am one more one more junk St Story one more what's another time man that's it you don't remember nothing know I got a ████ that one was that was crazy you did have to ████ harder than I've ever seen anybody in my life like all I was saying and the GU guy's car was flipped did you pull him out or what happened yeah we yeah we helped him out we had to climb on top it was a sideways pickup we had to climb on top and then pull him up were they drunk too or yeah he was faded straight DUI but I thought they told you not to touch people and ████ that fool was already like trying to climb out he
9:19 wasn't like he didn't have a broken neck but was the car about to explode no I you ever seen those he was about to explode bro my ass was about to explode dude if I were you I would have just pulled it just on the on the ground while Ryan's helping the other guy you could have done that though after we pull him out you could have stayed in and just ████ in his truck and he'll think he did it he'll go oh it was me so ████ up the cops would be so confused the cops would be like wait how did you get in the accident pull down your pants ████ and then pull them back up and you're so clean no hell no the cops pull it up after they're going to think I was involved hell no I don't want to deal with that your DNA like they're going to swap it they're going to swap the ████ Korean male age 27 there's a second driver toy no remember I told you about my friend that I I put a he thought he ████ himself because of me but it was a
10:09 joke because of Ryan cuz we we had a party at my my old breaking crew this one dude he was from uh you know like the soul what's it called like open Soul Sausage House guys he was a house guy and then this dude got so drunk at our house that he passed out on the ground and then my crewmate got we were making s'mores earlier so we had a bunch of leftover Hershey's rectangle angle things and he was breaking him off piece by piece and he was he pulled that guy's pass down and was pulling him in his ass that's hell he has C cracker butt he has chocolate Hershey's like his ass crack was just gripping all of them like no like a peacock and then we put his pants back up and we're like oh man when he wakes up he's going to think he ████ and then we all fell asleep and we woke up and he was gone cuz you think he was like oh my God we didn't catch up in the morning he
11:01 just left for sure thought you should for sure but then wouldn't you be able to smell chocolate on your fingers oh no man first you don't finger it now when you first wake up cuz you probably feel you just feel the wetness and you're like oh yeah to this day I'm afraid to bring it up to him why why bring it up because after that he became very like Zen and I think that would break his whole chain oh nobe it would just ruin it or maybe that's what made him's in the real test though the need a change he's very like what's it called ████ B very that ████ can you tell a guy that into that that he he chocolate in on his ass crack I tried going to one of those sound baths for the first time I was like I'll just give it a chance it was the worst experience because the lady she had all these different types of instruments but she kept dropping them
11:51 so it it was the least relaxing thing ever what would she say would she drop dropping in the bowl she's like oops my bad holy ████ that's so counter to the idea it was the complete opposite of relaxation hey those are hippies right you made him a hippie bro I mean he he was halfway there but I just I can't bring myself to tell he doesn't have that sense of humor no more he's transcended what if he's watching this the next day I really hope part of me hopes that he sees it this way so he doesn't really know but he's like it's probably me but I don't want to tell him like so that he knows just say his name you know who you are
12:41 bud you I said too many Clues already
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