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Maegan Hall Made $500k For Her Shenanigans

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0:01 Back in my days, we just we were sucking and ████ everybody. >> She didn't want the whole world to know that this was happening. Yeah, but uh it's what happens when you ████ eight of your co-workers on the force. >> I guarantee you guy cops are sending each other dickpicks. >> They lost their job, but they at least got a ████ for it. >> Hey Nick, you want to just have sex right here? >> Probably might actually make hella money if I record that and put it on Only Fans. >> Dude, we're not doing that. >> Fine. We're only having sex behind the couch. I don't have the ability. >> Guess who got a $500,000 settlement? Our old friend Megan Hall. You remember her? >> Megan Hall? No. >> Yeah. We did a thing on it and a bunch of uh JK people wanted us to do this follow-up because um she is that uh

0:52 police officer. Wow. You actually did forget her, huh? >> Onion Head. >> Yes. Onion Head. >> Onion Head. >> The one that was the one was sleeping around. Yeah. >> So, she was ████ the whole department, huh? >> So, they paid her out $500,000. >> They found out that she wasn't ████ everybody or what? >> So, what they did is they did uh what is it? A non-admission of guilt settlement. It's just to drop the whole thing. So, the department uh they paid her out to just shut the ████ up already. >> Damn. She's still been talking about everything >> because what happened is after her misconduct came out and then all those officers got fired, she tried to spin the story and say that no, I was actually being abused the whole time. >> Oh. >> And then you know because of that the rather than the city having to like go through that >> investigate. >> Yeah. Now they've reached a settlement

1:42 500,000. >> Do you guys think she would have made more if she capitalized on that? did podcast, wrote a book, and then like just went on tour. >> Yeah, maybe because I >> And then opened the Onlying Fans after >> the media tours help, I think. >> Well, cuz terms of settlements go up when you have more things to scrub. >> Yeah. More liability. >> All right. I'll delete this then, you know, as a terms of settlement. But let's for those of you who may not be super familiar, I'm going to go over all of her original uh misconduct so we all know what exactly she did. >> The whole the whole department. So, here's a list of the things she did wrong. All right. Number one was uh she had unreported intimate relations with up to eight or nine co-workers. >> Eight or nine. >> And that's only the ones I got found out. >> The funny thing is she looks so innocent to me that I can't picture her being a

2:32 orgy queen. >> Yeah, she looks like a cabbage patch kid. >> So horny. [laughter] >> She's so funny. All right. So, another one is sexual activity while on duty and on city owned property cuz you're not supposed to ████ in the police station. >> Yeah, but that one's excusable. I think everybody would. Everybody would. Come on. >> You had Yeah, if you had to chat, you're single and you're just like, "Yo, man. >> We need these cops to blow off stress, dude. It's a stressful job." >> On top of this, she was she was married, right? She had a husband. Okay. >> Adultery. That's That's another mark. That's another crime, I think. >> Yeah. Yeah. Adultery should be a crime, but having city property on on top. Come on. Everybody gets one. >> Hey, if you guys were all cops and you had a cop car, wouldn't you ████ that >> your partner? You ████ your partner. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> Not if she looked like that. >> You can't do it in the back though. >> Just his shoulders, though. Just his shoulders. [laughter] >> She look like And then he's like, "Hey,

3:22 [clears throat] everybody gets one time." All right. >> Do it for the story. >> So, these are all the things that are like you you cannot do this as a cop. So, number three was uh sexual harassment due to her sending explicit photos and videos to her co-workers. So, she's sending nudes and like ████ I don't know. >> You think she does it in a chain? ████ squirting vids. [laughter] >> You think it was unwanted? >> Hey, I'm going to send you guys a JOI today. And she sends it at a group. >> Well, either whether it's unwanted or not, sending it at all is going to be the sexual harassment. >> But, okay. Do you think that's sexist? Because I guarantee you guy cops are sending each other dickpicks cuz it's ████ funny, right? So like for her, what if she's joining in on the fun and sending her own ████ meat flaps? [laughter] >> Jesus, guys. Meat flaps.

4:14 >> It seems like um >> and then and then she's joining the party. >> It seems like if you get caught, it's on you. >> Is that not contradictory to the idea of like claiming after the fact that it was like you were being abused? >> Abused in that space? >> Yes, the whole thing is. But that's the that's the point is >> you can't claim victim. >> The point is that it's you can claim victim and it's up to the city to decide whether or not it's worth arguing with you about that. So they decided it was not worth it cuz they would rather just move past it. And um and then like why there's such an uproar is that the uh you know the the city officials were like god damn it now it's going to look like you can just sue the city and they'll pay you out. >> It definitely looks like that. >> They're pissed about that. It 100% looks like >> they're mad about the verdict. Yeah, like the settlement. >> I wonder why they didn't fight that though. >> Everyone always just sues the city. >> I know. Yeah, they do. But but um but not this is a very unique reason to sue.

5:05 Like you're the one with the ████ and then you spin it and be like, "No, they were actually all grooming me. The department was grooming." She's suing because she said the department failed to protect her. >> Damn. So should we stop letting females be cops now? to be honest. Like that that one sentiment probably would have saved this whole situation. But >> damn, that's a ████ >> That's a messy situation, dude. >> Yeah. So, the last uh misconduct is lying during the investigation. So, while they were trying to get to the bottom of this, she obviously said the wrong information or whatever. And uh for these reasons, she, you know, she along with all the other officers that she ████ were all fired. >> But the guys aren't getting paid out. >> The guys are not getting paid out. >> That's what sucks. [laughter] They should put those guys on the stand. >> So instead, everyone should get paid out

5:55 equally, says Joe. >> You have eight or nine witnesses that could claim that >> no 500,000 of her, 50,000 for everybody. >> Yeah. >> I mean, I I definitely think it's absolutely bogus because I think like she I the dumb thing is that when this happens, right? So, we're supposed to believe like before this happened, we were supposed to believe that she was a fully capable, powerful, confident woman with all the authority behind her decisions. And now we have to think, no, she was a powerless pee on that got peed on and just was very like manipulated to do all these things. Like really? So what are you >> a predator and she wasn't the one ████ everybody? >> I'm like why can't you just like didn't you want to just be that confident person that these are just your choices? >> Are you one of the boys or not? That's what I want to know. [laughter] >> She's like for 500 grand I'm not. >> That you're on her side now cuz that's

6:46 what she's arguing is that like she was coerced to do these actions. No, I think >> I think that was in the that was in the settlement. Are you one of the boys or not? Is what they were saying. I think all nine of them. >> No, I think in these situations, the girls are just as bad as the guys. Like in in these environments, like people from the outside, she could play that role. And then people from the outside would be like, "Oh yeah, she was a victim." But if you've been around like it's like, you know, like they're just as bad as the guys. They're ████ wild. They're horny. >> Some women are hunters, dude. Yeah, for sure. But that's why it's weird cuz like women are pissed about this too because they're like, "What the hell?" Just ████ this is what you chose. >> That's a money game, right? And then she won. >> Well, yeah. She definitely got >> She got good lawyers, maybe. >> I mean, reputationally, I don't think that's ████ easy to come back from. It's probably not She didn't want the whole world to know that this was

7:37 happening. >> Yeah, but uh it's what happens when you ████ eight of your co-workers on the force >> and it becomes a national story, dude. >> Like, it's it's ████ good news. >> But what if they've been doing that for ages? is like that's just a horny police department and it's just a thing and then you have some boomer going back in my day this would have never came out the news you know [laughter] >> they started like that too >> back in my day just we're sucking and ████ everybody >> it could be I mean that's >> for five generations the Buxy police department has never gone through these I don't even know where that is [laughter] >> I don't know where it is >> yeah plus it's like I mean again this is such a hard stance to take but you know if She was being groomed by, you know, and having to ████ eight or like don't you think like maybe after like the fourth one there was there was this was going real downhill. Well, that's the

8:28 thing is they have record of how they would speak to each other and there's no they could it was a slam dunk case basically cuz they're like you're not being groomed dude like you are ████ actively >> which is why they don't want to go to trial with it because it's it's even it's probably going to cost more than $500,000 to the city to do the whole trial because it's high-profile maybe >> like you've met women in your life, right? >> Don't do this. Don't don't make it personal. >> Let me make it really personal for a second. You absolutely know that there are some women that are like ████ feral in this way, right? >> Yeah, but I'm always trying to find them and it's hard for me to find them. I I I never come up to me, so I don't know. I just heard about it. >> It's a thing. And it's not like shamed. I think that's ████ cool if they're like that, but girls get away with it pretty easily. How are you going to show all those signs of how like ████

9:18 ferocious you are as a sexual being and then all of a sudden, oh no, they just nine of these people groomed me. Hey, look, I you can't hate the player, right? You got to hate the game on this. She played them, dude. >> She She knew she knew what the game was and she knew that if she just like put her foot on it, she's going to get some money from the city. >> She had no other move, dude. She was She was She was I'm not mad at her. She had to pull at her. pull up. >> But do any of us believe that she's she was being groomed? >> I don't think she believes any of that. >> I have no idea. But hey, she played them. >> I'm mad at her though. I'm mad at her though because there are people out there who are truly being groomed and now she's like misrepresenting that. >> Oh, you know what I mean? >> It's like saying it's like lying about being raped. It's like, dude, you can't like no, I didn't like he raped me. I didn't want to have sex with him. It's like you can't. >> She sets a precedence of people not believing. >> Yeah. And then she's getting paid out

10:08 where where there's people who are really being groomed that get nothing. >> I agree on on a great moral scale. I agree. It's over saying [laughter] I'm just saying you don't give a ████ about other people's moral feelings when your back is against the wall. You lost your job and the world thinks that you're just the biggest ████ in the world. So you're like, "F███ it. Everybody hates me anyway." >> That's probably her attitude. Yeah. Only she had left. That's all she had left. >> But it's unfair. She gets everything. She gets all the dick. She got to cheat on her husband. She's getting ████ money. And now she's back on the news and everyone's like, "Poor girl. >> She should split that half a million minimum with her husband." >> Dude, did they stay together? >> I don't know. >> I want to know what he says. >> But she was playing on him hard. I remember when we're doing this article, she was playing on him hard. She was a ████ gangster. Like she was boning anybody she wants, sucking anybody off. >> Yeah. >> She can keep like 30,000 and the rest

10:58 goes the husband. >> Yeah, right, dude. Come on. >> 30,000. >> Only You're living in fantasy land, dude. Only one guy really lost in the whole thing. Not even the guys that got their dick sucked. They lost their job, but they at least got a ████ for it. >> And guess what? >> One dude lost everything. And his wife was on the news for the nation ████ >> Yeah, but that dude already he already has like kind of cuck vibes, you know? Like he might like this ████ >> He might he might be on. >> He might have been watching. >> This might be his ultimate orgasm. [laughter] >> You're going to go CHEAT ON ME AGAIN? NO. >> CUZ there are people that get off on that, right? Just being shamed like that. >> He's the one on the back end. He was like, "Hey, go ████ them. I want to see this, >> bro. You never know, dude. He's like, "Can you make it national news, please?" You never know, man. >> Because of their sexual dev deviency, though. Like, why should they be fired for? They're just horny. >> Is it illegal to be horny? It's It's

11:48 misconduct of the department. Yeah, >> they have a syllabus. They got to follow the syllabus, dude. >> Joe, as as my employer, as my employer, when you when you specifically when you specifically tell me to be here at a certain time, you tell me what to wear. You tell me the things I have to say. as my employer and then I just go like, "Hey Nick, you want to just have sex right here instead the whole time and we never talk? We could just constantly suck each other off for the all 17 videos that we shoot. >> I might actually make hella money if I record that and put it on only fans." >> Dude, we're not doing that. >> The suckathon. >> We're only having sex behind the couch. I don't have the ability. >> Okay, let's just say that it wasn't affecting their job and they're ████ in between their lunch break. They're they're like, you know, they said on property during >> I know, but they probably came in like three minutes. It's like a cigarette break. Fine. I don't care. >> It's a suckoff break. I don't care.

12:38 >> But then if if you're if you're working on the taxpayer dollar, you're not allowed to ████ at work. But a lot of people ████ at work. >> Good point. That's why I said everybody should get one. >> But then not not a lot of if you're a city worker. >> Okay. Hey, what if what if you saw the cameras on June be and you saw your co your your your guys having sex? What would you do as as a business owner? >> And the shutters are open. >> Oh, and and there's somebody st there's three white people standing in line waiting for a drink. >> Yeah. >> And she wasn't waiting for a while, but it was long enough for her to be like, "Is anyone?" >> And she's going, "I see you ████ [laughter] >> Well, yeah. Don't get fired." But you just said why are they getting fired? They just ████ >> But if they if they if they went home and did it and came back, I don't care. >> But that's the >> really they ditched their job though. >> They No, they clocked out.

13:29 >> Oh, you mean they're off the clock? >> That's what I'm saying. Like if they if they That's what That's my point is that if they're all ████ but they're not affecting their job, why does it matter? >> But what if you set the rules >> of no ████ in the company? >> Well, no ████ on the clock. No, it's because Joe is Spartan mentality and he believes that if you all ████ each other, you'll love harder and you'll fight harder. >> You'll work harder. Yeah. You'll get those orders out faster. >> Yeah, cuz they're down for each other. In >> that case, we just lost nine super cops. [laughter] >> The Ultimate Alliance. >> That bond is there. Yeah, we just disroged the Avengers.

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