0:00 I would pay 179 after 50 years of case study and everyone's ████ 2 000 years old because this planet of course you take that long and ████ that math doesn't add up by the way yeah after 50 years everyone [Music] what are you guys thoughts on genetically modified foods and stuff oh wonderful delicious my favorite it tastes amazing have you ever had that grape that you eat and it tastes like cotton candy GMO baby it's like 75 it's ████ crazy everyone this super shiny crispy apples have you had a Sumo Tangerine those are crazy those are I can't wait till they invent more fruits with GMO I had like a a more GMOs a plum flavored apple one time oh what's the point of having these fruits that taste like other fruits what's the point of having what's the point of having Doritos that tastes like nachos just get
0:50 nachos right yeah yeah ████ ████ have you had an apple that tastes like watermelon oh my god well that can understand because it takes up my space well it's also it's not as hard to get a chili dog but they're like chili dog flavored Doritos it's like uh yeah could just buy a chili dog right now but I think I'm gonna try this scope is so wide it's like anything from a ████ freakishly made star-shaped banana to like a regular banana fun so imagine peeling that thing how about a genetically engineered house plant that cleans air as efficiently as 30 plants yes house plant that cleans air like 30 plants the equivalent of having 30
1:41 plants in one plant so it's like a air purifier imagine having 30 of those places I love it wow wow quality bear is good it's like an oxygen poisoning actually it's too rich your house becomes a clean I wonder how they do that this is a paris-based startup they made um this house plant it's clean the air within your home it builds off of the natural purifying properties that house plants already have so while it also you know you know there's a nice little decoration it's actually giving you way more utility than your normal house plant does it have Bluetooth Paris needs that ████ have you ever been there is stank it sucks pears is dirty did it stink too it's a little bit some areas it's beautiful but it's dirty what kind of stink are we talking man like Smog and ████ dirty bodies and dirty bodies a dirty bodies we can't say
2:33 that much man we're like in Los Angeles is that because of 20 but we got Skid Row stench that's something else right but I think the difference is we have um dry air in La yeah so it's not as bad Oh no you're right you're right okay if you go in there in the summer it's human that's bacteria and no one uses AC I'm like it's hot your car we go into all these Ubers they ████ you could it just smells like cigarettes it just smells like an Eastern European dad you're gonna be like just Bo cigarettes and cologne so it is true about the French people say they smell bad oh not like the people perpetuating like the taxis the taxis ah like it's pretty rough yeah I think in Europe generally people will you'll just smell more Bo like people are less like freaked out about their own Bo out there that's true maybe we're just stuck up in a winter no one stinks
3:25 that's so lovable though this house plant though like um the intention was to genetically modify it so that it could purify air like that's literally their intention they don't want it to grow faster they don't want it to be any more resistant to pesticides than normal plants they just want it to be better for your air quality in your home how do they test that oh my God that is um I could breathe better we're just gonna we're just gonna assume that this is true yeah that's horrible because like it's really hard to test I think about this air purifier and I think about how it uses a machine to actually pull air in and push it out so like there's actual movement I don't think a plant's gonna be like flapping air around in order to constantly suck in new air to purify it right I'm curious how the plants make oxygen
4:15 because I learned it in school but I still don't see any air air coming out of those leaves we have no proof because you don't see it happening doesn't mean it's not happening yeah yeah but like I want to measure it with an air barometer yeah you're right it's not going to suck up the dust well it's not it takes carbon dioxide it makes it actually execute that's a regular plant this is talking about air purifying oh that's what that is air purifying yeah it's not saying it produces 30 more or 30 times more oxygen yeah yeah you're purifying oh what I thought plants don't purify air but they just make oxygen yeah well you thought wrong ████ oh I didn't ████ know they don't do it that well but this one does it 30 times don't you understand so it's like just as good as like an air purifier maybe I don't even think it's close to being as good as air purifier I don't think that's what I'm saying like how's it it's not like we still need 30
5:07 of these plants air purifiers don't mean no they just clean the dust in the air you're not getting plants for your home because you need more oxygen in your house it's true you need more style yeah that's true are you saying this thing's a meme you think it's a marketing Point yeah I think it's a little bit of a meme how expensive what's the price point purchasing the concept you know take any plant Times by 30. yeah that's too much that's too much well they took NASA technology to develop this ████ so like they're definitely including that in like the way so then they don't need they could just have one of those in their space helmet you can ████ breathe infinitely yeah less questions we'll just stamp these things on it and then it'll be make more sense I also think about like an air purifier and it's got like a filter in it right and then like sucks in the air and then like if there's dirt or dust or whatever or pollen or whatever the ████ it'll get like trapped in that filter as it pushes
5:57 air out right but I don't again same thing I don't see a plant like sucking dust from the air and like so it's a filter that looks like a plant that's all that's a really good idea damn it is it's like cell phone towers that obviously are cell phone towers but they look like trees and they look dead on like trees I always get so tricked now they're Street lamps dude but I appreciate it you know what I mean I'm like there's a funny uh like almost like a uh it doesn't a paradox because here you have this product that's for people that are that don't let's say they don't want to purifier because they want natural solutions yet they're not going to buy something from a GMO creating company so it's like you're you're kind of zoning in on your audience and then you're alienating them in the same pitch so this is the plant
6:49 okay so how much do you think this costs I'm so surprised does it come with the pot huh does it come with a pot because if it does it's the prices maybe like 65 that's gonna be like 85. what if the real purifier is just a pot that's what I'm saying for the plant what's the price how many monies okay I say 200 Euros oh why are we in Euros because it's French yeah that's true I'll tell you what if I forget to water this thing it's still gonna work you put water in there this guy hates plants I didn't know that you didn't know you put water in those things no oh no yours never worked I thought those were just humidifiers I never knew air purifiers you had water you don't okay I was I was making sarcastic comment on the plane I don't know new technology so we're
7:40 really clear that this thing is not it's supposed to be a purifier and not just making 30 times more oxygen fighting air pollution yeah in your home I think we're missing something yeah me too no it's not making 30 times more Austin it's doing what a plant might help purify the air it's not meant to in in terms of like that's its main purpose but it by byproduct it's also kind of purifying the air this is just probably saying that it's doing it 30 times more than regular Plants they say that the air in your home is up to five times more polluted than outdoor air due to volatile organic compounds or vocs and these are just carcinogens molecules right um emitted by solving solvents and varnishes using most Furnishings textiles cleaning and personal they're giving us a problem that we don't give a ████ yeah tell me that you're making us care about it they're creating the problem and then the solution the same thing exactly and they're saying it's 30
8:32 times better than top NASA plants so they really cracked the code what NASA plan I know NASA had plants I didn't know everybody at Nashville's 150 years old so regular Plants tested by NASA sometimes capture these vocs but in but without a way to recycle them into useful elements oh we need to recycle them yeah oh so instead of storing the pollutants you've got to use plant technology this thing can can turn them to turn the pollutants into water sugars amino acids and oxygen which makes it a more powerful plant and an elegant way to purify the air and they have a graph about how this lowers their VOC concentrations per hour versus average house plants whoa It's Going Down yeah I mean when there's graphs now I believe the green one is them the other ones if there's like an air purifier the air purifier is going like this pull out the
9:23 grass hey buy the dip how much how much ████ how much 55 you guys Max remember 30 bucks I spent 30 bucks you don't remember basic science in elementary school when they taught you that when you talk to your plants it helps them grow and then they go but actually it's because your CO2 you know because when you yeah that's why they grow I've been wasting a lot of nice words on my plans but they said talk to them they said talk to your plants that's science that you learn in elementary no but there's that whole emotional like rice Thing by the Japanese dude right that's water all right I basically give I give up on the price thing I'm just going to tell you it's 179 70 179 not doing it dude buy a purified we didn't we don't need it stupid just buy more plants would you pay 170 no hey I was close get a ████ palm tree for that 200 Euros that's pretty close got a couple of Ficus I would pay 179 after 50 years of case
10:15 study and everyone's ████ 2 000 years old because this plant of course you take that long and ████ that math doesn't add up by the way yeah after 50 years everyone's 2 000. yeah but what if that plant gets released into the wild and then now we all get oxygen poison because it like it's invasive and we don't have we're not supposed to have that much oxygen coming out of plant well then you better talk to all those plants yeah dude you better figure that out you better set that off that means I'm gonna grow it more just send Bart out there with his ████ stupid what did he do with in the communities oh yeah we used to just ████ yeah send these two guys out there yeah who's Anthony out there to chop up all the plants invasive species 179 bucks not anymore
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