0:00 oh dude alcohol and benad come on dog what are you crazy that's harsh for your liver what are you nuts that's when you [Music] do check this out everybody got nothing but media today Yeah Baby W what is that wa that's that's a Kool-Aid Factory is broken holy can you imagine drinking that look at wait is that that guy Mexican are they speaking Spanish no they're speaking Portuguese oh if it was Mexican it was a hamaica factory but they're speaking in Portuguese therefore it is a it's Inca
0:52 Cola oh no that's green I mean wine it's red wine wow oh wait it it is it's red wine so this whole town in Port has been flooded by 600,000 gallons of red wine because at The Distillery two tanks bursted I thought this was jokes dog I thought that was just a flood no that's red wine imagine ████ 600,000 gallon why is nobody going or this maybe we just didn't catch them on camera yeah there has to be somebody doing that or maybe they're also like I wonder how many ████ miles of Road this just went down before I go sip sip sip but it's the top layer that's the safe layer agre but wouldn't it be kind of Burn aians by swimming in there because you'll just be like oh my God and then you're just like alcohol yes open wounds oh yeah yeah if
1:45 you have mosquito bik so two tanks owned by lava Distillery were responsible for the Deluge and uh this video shows uh the wine going down through a population town of 2,000 people um The Wine Company def definitely said that they will pay for all damages and stuff like that you know what I mean um nobody was injured or anything but yeah imagine owning a Distillery having two of your tanks burst so 600,000 600,000 y well how many tanks do they own like three that would be a bummer we got two of them burst imagine you just lost so much half a m that's your whole livelihood whatever more local media reported that spillage triggered a local environmental alert as the fire department made efforts to divert the wine to prevent the contamination of the nearby River fire
2:35 department is in charge of that ████ too they they got to divert it from going to the river I thought they were just like how they going do that I put out fires yeah how do you yeah what about the water department yeah is that that's their job they're fired we do fire you do water dude especially in a small town like that you said 2,000 people there's logic to that yeah dude you're ████ up your whole town I think this should have been the Earth Department yep and then the the air Department Boy Scouts and the sanitation and then the water department they should have got together and been like we all need to work together the fire department like there was not one flame we have nothing to do with it this is the opposite of what we do our construction dang imagine if it wasn't wine and it was just like other alcohol that could be flammable I was thinking this same thing cuz it's wine like FL a river of fire that would be holy ████ like Fireball 5150 or like the
3:25 high alcohol content Stu Fireball actually on fire you said f pompe oh pompe that would be crazy if it was flammable and just one thing just but they don't they don't keep alcohol like that right they don't have ████ tanks tanks of alcohol yeah like whisky and barrels Tequilas and barrels it's small batch right that's what they're proud of yeah you would have to ████ somebody would have to come in and just chop every barrel at the same time for so they make wine in giant ████ tanks that's why yeah I guess so is that box wine that has to be box wine yeah probably box wine huh $12 wine sack of joas you ever play that game no in college you just throw a sack of of yeah so you know college you buy like ████ really cheap ass wine at the store and then uh during parties people would just take that bag of wine and they would
4:16 throw it at you and yell sack of joina if you didn't catch it you'd have to just like down a bunch and then you very dumb a guaranteed hangover the next day yeah guaranteed hang every single time oh it's like Mike Ike why the ████ is Mike Ike why not in college off oh yeah yeah you know what I'm talking the red bottle if you accidentally open it or touch it you have to pound it it's very dumb stuff but very fun stuff I had this one dessert wine it was so delicious but I had the craziest headache after yeah really story my life Stella Roosa no it was like candy I was like Wow Stella Rosa tastes like candy yeah anybody here like wine I know you two don't every once in a while with dinner but very rarely but people swear by when they eat steak red wine is good or like pasta with white wine and I'm like it
5:07 tastes when you get wine with uh steak or wine with like cheese even oh Che okay I get that it's like I see why these things I've never tried it I should try it fits very well and it's very light it's like almost like juice has a weird aftertaste well if it's it's also an acquired taste like beer the first time is also ████ weird right bro alcohol just ████ me up dog me too I get sick Bro I I turn red I get like the room spins I get headaches hey that's why we probably all have the more he's saying the more it makes me want to drink right now yeah yeah I get crazy I black out did you know it was like it was like 40% of genetics in Asian can't um process it efficiently that's why you get Asian glow bro I get bro I turned purple me too dude it like it looks sickening it looks like I'm sick I wish
5:58 I could enjoy it I drink whiskey at the same time I'm kind of glad because it is one of the most expensive beverages you could drink and it's probably the mo like the least well there's just no benefit to drinking alcohol it's like there's just no benefit at all yeah but good times good times besides Good Times time I want to feel good yeah you are but you pay for it I feel like you always pay for it the next couple I feel like you pay for the alcohol yeah there's so many things that can make you feel good from like eating to play or whatever but then I'm missing out on something that I can drink and with my meal what about theu feels good theu is ████ good dude I won't drink alcohol but I'll drink some lean theu ████ me up drink some Pro meth hey lowkey though sometimes I be like really happy I have to take nightquil yeah I'm
6:49 like I'm going to sleep good toight cuz I'll go like this it puts it in the cup I'm like I don't need no cup you guys you guys are night cool people I'm more of a benad dril guy I'm a benad dril guy benad good stuff I got benad in my bag that's what I'm saying dude you just take a little sip just a little bit you don't go crazy and it knocks you the ████ out and you're just like get you get you try to stay up and that's the fun part you try to stay up yeah and then you eventually go sleep I tried it one time and that was I was like I'm not doing it anymore I take the P The Power of Will D you know yeah I have the pills pills the pills exhilarating yeah yeah it's a good time it's a good Thursday night usually I don't drink I don't know ████ about wine you know red ████ white ████ this blah blah I just know that if it's free on the airp airplane I'm going to drink it cuz I want to sleep fun right
7:40 but sleep fun that's a good see I'm missing out on this alcohol thing man but recently I had a couple experiences cuz I would when I'm with other people that want to drink wine but I bought you guys this prence I'm going to have some right now it's not my first preference okay don't black out or black out actually that's kind of funny but when you have a wine Dr drunk it's actually really fun it's a different cuz you know different alcohols produce different types of drums like it makes you like talk more be more social or something well I understand why like all the you know the ladies just love drinking wine and just like talking ████ and going crazy I just I there's something about it then I'm like oh how what she's having my lady goes crazy anytime they go we have sangria she's like oh you guys have sangria let's get let's get sangria everybody wants to get sangria and ████ just cuz they put some ████ dice peaches in there yeah but there's something about it right suddenly they turn up and they're like they're
8:31 everything's funny and you're like okay I'll have one I'm like babe did you bring the benad come on that's what I'm asking for oh dude alcohol and benad come on dog what are you crazy that's harsh for your liver what are you nuts that's when you ████ [Laughter] do stupid pretty good that was pretty good yeah do it every now I like mold wine that s███'s delicious one is that like the Christmas one yeah with the berries and the so it's actual wine huh yeah what about all the other Asian wines like sake so oh I like sake all day you like sake sake is even if it's warm too the warm sake is similar to like wine in a sense where it's like you can just drink it and it doesn't feel like alcohol oh it feels like it to me yep do you get the same effects start
9:22 burning up I'm going have fun for about 20 minutes and then I get ████ you get wrecked huh yeah it's just like a oh I'm a I'm I'm kind of glad I don't drink alcohol just because I know like I probably wouldn't be able to handle it dude dude Whiskey on the Rock I do when I see you guys drinking in here and you guys have like a a drink and you guys go in the back and you guys have your fun no drinks yeah that's I feel like I want to sip on this do you guys feel left out for sure well cuz here's the thing no we all need our jollies right so like you guys oh drink oh I feel good I have to get my nipples tickled yeah so it's like completely different y it's it's a it's not socially definitely completely different Joe I'm glad that you know that yeah that's crazy I have to be a lame ass and grab like a energy drink or something to feel like ca yeah
10:13 but it's not the same it's not the ████ same I like being on a caffeine high with caffeine people cuz we're talking at 1,000 milph and we're on the same wavel yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah when you're around alcoholics and you're on a caffeine high get the ████ out of my face slurring ████ I will only drink with certain people like oh they're all annoying I will only drink with certain people I don't like when people get really touchy when they're drunk and they start like hey let me tell you something dude and they do that ████ you're like oh this is cuz they want to feel connected and then they'll talk to you like this far apart be like he you know you're like my ████ best friend you know that and then they're all like oh shut the ████ up you stetin and then you move back and then they follow you and you move yeah I'm suddenly feeling attacked I feel attacked you guys don't do that though I feel confident I'm usually like
11:03 yeah ████ in a vehicle I like to go out my motorcycle I just get crazy did you drive your motorcycle here today no I don't no I didn't you like chucking some beers and jumping on the motorcycle you shotgun no whiskey it real quick boom Whiskey on the Rock that's what I always this the two-handed you see that boom oh you're not drinking your ████ okay boom and then having a good time the music feels better too sometimes you're like ooh a lot of things do feel good on stimulants now I'm not feeling attack everyone's happy everyone's like yo the this is happening all the time you talk constant handshakes you know what I'm saying for real yeah it's it's a good vibe yeah yeah now I'm missing out I think let's just all do mushrooms it's the next JK
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