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A Million Dollars Will No Longer Cover You for Retirement

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0:00 I'm just going to take a walk out you know I had them up man I had a blonde moment though cuz when I came when I went to Boston or [Music] like how much money do you guys think you need to retire to retire like today yeah what age whenever no when you like for a 20-year retirement for 20 retirement I think it depends on your expenses and quality of life like I can probably retire with a million if I live in Cambodia it's a great country it's a great country yeah well are you talking about how much more we need starting from now no no no I can retire already

0:51 so they just did a study about how long $1 million in retirement savings lasts in every state in every state oh do we want to know this 3 months in California it's you guys might want to start thinking about Nevada my friend okay um cuz yeah if you like let's say you spend 100 G's a year that's 10 that's only 10 years you got yep in Florida plus inflation it might only be seven years actually that's why I said Cambodia you guys got to go to Cambodia yeah we we we'll get on it yeah we'll go in Florida a million dollars would last you about 18 years for example Florida a million 18 years years and in Hawaii that same amount would run out after around 10 years wow probably less oh cuz so expensive wow Hawaii is one of the most expensive place that it is it's the shortest amount of time that

1:41 we take out of every state every state yeah to burn Hawaii for sure so expensive heck million however would last you the longest period of time in Mississippi around 22 years that's long wow guess how much a house costs in Mississippi nothing like 50 Grand you for dog ████ yeah $30,000 yeah but would you enjoy living there if you're if you're a reclus it might be pretty cool I think being white trash kids we could get used to it you guys can you can't get used to Mississippi you guys get she didn't want to go out there ████ just clean rocks all day oh I've cleaned enough in my lifetime you guys wouldn't be River bolt gamblers I would I would yeah I'd be a river bolt Gambler what's the coolest what's the coolest City out there the coolest City Missippi Mississippi the

2:32 coolest city in the world right now no in Mississippi Mississippi City see it's not even a city I don't ████ know the capital of Mississippi is Mississippi land capital of Mississippi is Mississippi land that's funny as ████ I don't even know if they got ████ land Mississippi have cities out there or is it just Mississippi it's an objectively bad gu every State's got a coolest city right yeah like Texas is like what Santa Fe what's the coolest City in La dude or in uh California in LA California bar the city in La is Barto it's cool it's pretty cool no no like objectively I would say Santa Barbara for retir Sant bar very cool the weather is I agree with that for retirement yeah or or Rancho Santa Margarita I think is like

3:23 is that a real place get the ████ out of here no that's why that's I would make that up that's why it's cool it's cuz it's too lowkey and it's very like well off and people retire there it's great RSM yeah get the ████ out of here swear to God I looked up in the top 10 like best cities in California RSM is always on the list and the reason why the reason why it's staying so good is that nobody really it flies on the radar yeah where where is it at though do you know where it's at yeah is it SoCal NorCal it's in Orange County oh oh wow in Orange County yeah it's really up thereo it says beautiful walk on the lake I think anywhere on the PCH you go that little town it all just feels like the same town retirement Newport no that's not a little town I still need like a sushi place though but it's

4:13 California there's Sushi everywhere there's there's a Chinese or Korean guy making it depends on the quality though that's what I mean well in Vegas we got dope Sushi yeah yeah that that's dope but I went to Sacramento and then some of my friends took me to a place and all they had were the ████ Samurai ninja rolls and stuff and I was like uh-oh sounds bomb to me dude I'll take that one please he wanted a Shogun roll that's why they only had they only had the samurai rolls I would love to retire in Orange County but there's no way why you at California huh you're tired of it huh cuz of price price yeah like price like lagona Niguel or some ████ would be nice but where would you go well if you want to know where to go or like PV Mississippi Oklahoma Kansas Alabama Iowa top five for stretching your money wait I've only

5:03 been to Oklahoma Mississippi Oklahoma Kansas Alabama Iowa wow but Oklahoma is cheap though remember we knew college students they all sound like ████ brother owned the house no immediately no what about what about the next five what about the next longer but you hate being there oh that's so bad though based on the JK vid that we did with the with the live with the they like ████ hat it here they lived in a part of California I bet you fans in Mississippi Oklahoma it really it oh like Filmore would that one girl from Filmore she was just like get me out of here one of my friends he played uh D1 football and he grew up in Mississippi and he did not play on a paved basketball court until he got to college

5:55 huh he only uh played on dirt basketball courts how you going to have a basketball ball all done up but it's just on grass D1 yeah because they're ████ that's Miss probably didn't even have Nets he probably first saw his net when he's like 25 years old oh is it like does he look like Huckleberry fin with like a grocery crate it wasn't even like a hoop that's Mississippi Man some of these places are crazy yeah they didn't even have a yeah cor it was just two homies going like this they were the Bas no I don't want to be basket I'm always basket basket it was actually a pig skin that they tied together make a B I don't want to be basket like how come I always got to be basket I keep getting dunked on I know but then to retire that's a different thing than wanting to be in like a cool city right you it's nicer to retire in a quieter like yeah naturey naturey place I will say though people are hating on

6:45 Kansas pretty bad it's top three on this list stretch your dollar out for 22 years I've heard pretty good things about K maybe I'm not I think when you retire you want to be in a big city yeah really yeah because you want things that are conveni venient you want to walk you don't want to be you want options yeah in a big ass house in a Farmland you're about to ████ die well and yeah if you live rurally you got to take care of your yard and ████ like that you got a lot of Labor to do but if you live in a city you live in an apartment you walk everywhere but it's also different if you have a like what's your elderly personality going to be like are you going to be crabby and you don't want to hear noise you know like by the time you get there you might be the noise complainer in your unit yeah so you want to be like you want to be in the town outside of the city but you want to have access to the city but it is true that like a lot of these places in the

7:36 Midwest River it is kind of reliable that people will be nice to you I'm thinking Arizona Nevada or Texas I don't know about the top five will stretch for sure maybe the next five or next five all those states have s█████ weather Alabama Arizona Texas or Nevada Arizona Texas I like places with borders Nevada didn't make the list of longest or shortest so it's in the middle cuz we already know the longest sucks ass the longest is Mississippi yeah 22.7 years Tennessee is 21 years yeah that's one of the things on my list California is 13.8 years for a million but is that also because there's just less cool expensive ████ available to buy imagine that's in the budet less expensive stores around you so you don't buy it yeah it's like well you can't get Zara out here no Lulu Lemon in

8:27 Mississippi what's a Zara you know what wild to me is to see Alaska's on here for shortest like really they're expensive out there too it's top five it a million do last you 15 years I bet everything has to get imported oh but that's also because the options of where to live are not super wide right you got anchor I don't know anything about Alaska you get money though yeah you get some kind of if you're like native even if you move there yeah you get like Universal basic income over there I think that the first proof of concept if you're a state if you're a but it's not like income income is it isn't just like yearly stien you get yeah if I don't know how much but it's free money I remember that from The Simpsons movie when they moved there yeah dude I I only know from pop culture too yeah uh so Connecticut another shortest New Hampshire Maine Washington and New Jersey's like 16 years for a million do

9:17 well your money doesn't stretch in Maine oh no Maine's pretty rich bro yeah main Maine's like a M's like L town I like Maine like the bushes live in Maine and ████ yeah it's not nice them bushes yeah dude main I really like the idea of it I wonder if I would be welcome there it's like super I bet they have people were nice to you they weren't Ching chonging no they weren't no is it hard to find soy sauce they were Asian places okay no they're like no they're the different kind of racist they're not like the hey get out of here ching chang they're more like oh I feel sorry for you I'm rich you're not is that kind I don't mind that RAC yeah I like that kind that's fair play at least isn't that more like classism yeah same thing yeah I guess it's racist to assume the

10:07 class no it was it was cool like I think um being in Portland I didn't know that there was a Portland there like or Portland's cool but I was like what the ████ this city is actually really cool like they had a lot of cool shops it looks beautiful that's the thing that we don't have on the west coast is the East Coast it looks like England mhm cuz it was new England oh ████ holy ████ yeah but the weather's trash it's you needak do you need to like chill out for a bit I'm just going to take a walk out you know I had ████ him up man I had a blonde moment though cuz when I came when I went to Boston or like when I went to Boston I was just in London

10:57 and I came to Boston and I looked around and I said that's why they call this New England that's why yeah cuz it looks like the same with the Cobblestone roads mhm Benjamin Franklin is he ever going to come [Music] back for

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