0:00 You know, at school like they tease each other. You whatever. You whatever. I'm cooler than you. I'm cooler than you. Yeah. Ta his ultimate comeback to his other friend. He's like, "Look me up." He looked him up and he goes, "Oh my god." And he goes, "Put some respect on my name." No, he did not say that. And he's seven. Wow. I'm like, "What the f███?" [Music] Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys. Today we have Clut to Go, which is our one of our favorite Hainanese chicken rice places. Very good. It's blurry. Sorry, that did nothing. You went to the one in um was it in Arcadia? They have one. Yeah. Yeah. It's so good. My family and I order all the time. Wait, how come
0:50 you're not eating? We have extra plate for you. Thank you. You want I had some food right before, but I'll have a little bit of food. What you What did you eat before? My mom made soup. My mom makes soup every day. What kind of soup? Soup every day. This one was like, how do you say it's like a pickled cabbage soup? Do you speak chucha or understand chucha? My family does. Mom speak. It was It was gam chai. Oh, yeah. I don't know what that is. We're supposed to get this back. What's in gam chai? We're supposed to get It's pickle. It's a pickled cabbage. Pavella chai. That's it. Oh, yeah. Well, that's what that is. And then the soup has a broth to it. It's like kind of sour. Do you guys have utensils? Yeah. You can grab some for this. Nah. All right. I was ████ myself. I don't eat food here. We don't have forks somewhere. I like the idea that your 10 year wedding anniversary is
1:41 coming up. It's really funny. Do you guys have anything planned for that? We're convincing them to do something. You really need to do something hard. Yeah, but we talked about it and so I think we both do want to do something. We both don't know what to do. Um, but I think it's time for me to grow up and take the lead. That's cool. That's what I think. Was really mature. That's crazy, dude. We just The wedding just happened like how true best friends just happened, you know? was so organic and natural. And then we just booked the Airbnb. Friends came, people officiated, babies are made. May babies were made. Life was formed. Um, but nothing was like labeled. And I
2:32 think I can sense that maybe she would have liked it like that. So, I think I might try to do a version of it. Hey, that would be really cool, man. I think that'd be cool. Yeah, I think you need to do that. Thank you. Does she want to go anywhere? Um, no. She doesn't want to go anywhere. Like a trip. Yeah, she does. Uh, she would she wouldn't be like, "Why'd you take me here?" That would be funny. You don't know. Gio, would she say that? No. No. No, she wouldn't. No. Unless you took her to like, "Can I have this?" Um, yeah, of course. Sure. Take that. But I do Yeah, I do. But I do want to Yeah, I probably do want to take her somewhere cool and then we could bring San Antonio Winery. Oo. Yeah, we could uh bring our kid along. I think it'll be cool. Be fun. What if you what if you go on a trip, bring your kid
3:22 and bring one grandparent, then you can have you and wifey time along with like you can have the best of both worlds cuz you'll have your son there too, but you'll also have alone time. Yeah. So, one of the grandparents is psycho. That's my mom. And then the other grandparent never wants to go anywhere. So that's tough. Really? Yeah. She's a party pooper. Dang. Doesn't like any travel, huh? Nope. It blows my mind. Yeah. I don't understand that. She's a party. She's a party pooper. All right, we'll do this. The boys will go. The boys will go. We'll take care of Ta. We'll all take care of Ta. Yeah. And we'll leave you guys alone. The boys will go. We'll all take care of Gio. Yeah. You trust them? Do you Do you trust them with your son? I don't trust my son with them. Yeah. Yeah. He's scared for us. Ha's the crazy
4:12 one. He'll bully you. Yeah, my son's nuts. Yeah, he was he was bullying me last time I was there. He was bullying me. He's so funny. I'm not going to eat it all. I think it's seven turning eight this year. Mhm. And he's always like the friend in the friend group of like the wise ideas and all the the crazy antics. Can you pass me the chili oils? Did um you said that he was he was really difficult when he was three. Yeah. Terrible threes. What happened? Um, so he never had like tantrums at like uh, you know, that you would see at a supermarket where like the mom's like, "I've had enough." And you're dragging the ████ kid out by the hair or whatever. He's never had that, but he really started to understand rules and logic. So, he would like um like, "Okay, you got time to take a nap. What are you
5:03 guys going to do?" You know, like he's like he's trying to really understand the world. Whereas before like, "Okay, I'll do whatever. I'm just I'm just I'm just on this program. I think he's starting to understand the program and then he's starting to go, how do I use this to my benefit or how come the things I want aren't part of this program? And then now you have to do a lot of like justification justification but then also he's smarter than the than his mastery of words, you know, like he's like really smart, but you're like he's also three. Yeah. So how do I explain this? Like, how do you explain you need protein in your diet to a three-year-old? You just need it to happen. How do you explain that? Exactly. You just need it to ████ happen. But then he's also questioning why he's eating protein, you know? So, it's like a real like and every situation is like that. Like, why are we
5:54 sleeping at this time? Why are we waking up at this time? Why are we going on a hike? Valid questions for a new person on Earth. Exactly. Like all those things. Why am I drinking water? Why can't I watch TV too much? Like literally every hour is now what's all the why why am I doing all these things that are quote unquote good for me but hate it sucks. Yeah. This doesn't make any sense. Yeah. Your kid starts asking you about everything. I know. Right now he's just in a very cute gibberish stage. So all of his words are really adorable and they're not annoying yet. How old is he? He's almost two. He'll be two next month. M Yeah. So, the talking is cute. Terrible twos. He's going to start saying, "No, no, no." Here he says, "No, no, no." And he says, "Stop. Stop." He
6:46 gets so angry about it. Stop. What gets him all worked up when he's yelling at you to say, "Stop." I think it's cuz he he knows more than he's able to communicate. So, it's the frustration of not being able to put into words what he wants. Like, not It's like if you were trying to explain something and someone doesn't understand you, how frustrating that would be. That's the life of a kid of a 2-year-old. So, I could relate to that. Yeah, I could really relate to that. That's me right now. You said that to us all. You just told us to stop. Stop. We just have to like sit here. Nick sucks. I don't know what I would answer when when it comes to like kids asking questions like that. I just lie cuz like what answer makes sense to me? You just improv. No wonder. I don't think I've ever seen you around a kid.
7:37 But here's the problem. You can't lie. I'm not allowed. You can't lie either because their hard drive is so empty. They'll remember it. They remember everything. And then so if the lies logic don't make sense, what's what's one of those? Like a week later, they're like, "Wait, but you said this in the other lie." That's true. Yeah. And then so it's like they're they're like, "F███, why do you only have two files on that hard drive?" What's one of the what's one of the hardest things he's asked you lately? Lately, it's easier. He doesn't ask questions. Well, I think he's had like so many years of understanding how things work and then kind of like um seeing like the ROI on things. Didn't he ask you before like, "Are we famous?" or something like that. What? Or like, "Are you famous?" And now in his brain, he goes, "Oh yeah, we're famous. So now it's different. Now it's like
8:27 he's in a state of like he knows what his like I guess context is. So he's not questioning context. Wow. Now it's just I like he had a um what is it called? You know at school like they tease each other. You whatever you whatever I'm cooler than you know I'm cooler than you. And then so uh Ta his ultimate comeback to his other friend. He's like look me up. And then and then then he was like what? He goes yeah look me up. He looked him up and he goes, "Oh my god." And he goes, "Put some respect on my name." No, he did not say that. That's what he said. And he's ████ seven, dude. Wow. I'm like, "What the f███?" [Laughter] Wow. I was playing basketball with him one time and uh he made a I was like I was like, "Is basketball your favorite sport?" He goes, "My butthole my butthole is." No. I started laughing and
9:19 I was like I was like, "What did you just say, dude?" And he goes, "You don't hear too good." Like back to back. He just risked me and I was like, "You don't ████ around." And I was like, "You better come with their a game cuz like Yeah, he he don't ████ around. I had to take a seat. I gave him the ball was like, "You can play basketball by yourself." And I went inside the house. Damn. He's smart, man. He's smart and he's fast. That's usually when we got hit back in the day. Yep. Yeah. So, I think we were smart, too. We just learned a different kind of smart of when to stop talking. I wasn't allowed to be that funny. Mhm. That's what I was going to say. If I ever talked like even asked my dad questions or something and my dad was like, "You shouldn't be asking this." It would just be nope. Like in trouble. Damn, that's really funny though. Look me up. Oh my god. What did that kid see? What happens when you look up? What do you see? I think probably his Instagram or maybe our family vlog channel pops up and he probably just see a bunch of like numbers with views or
10:12 whatever cuz the kids know his online clout or do you tell him to flex it? I was looking at the shoe he was talking about. But most kid he's going to Yeah, cuz most people if you Google your name, literally nothing happens, you know? That's that's like a regular person. That's a very unique name, too. Yeah. Look me up is ████ hilarious. Look me up, Bo. Yeah. His his Instagram comes up. You guys has 126,000 followers. Damn. And it's old. Is it old? I don't even post. You don't post on it no more. Are you going to give him the account? I don't know. Maybe. Oh my gosh. so cute with a Lambo. Why did you guys stop posting on it? Were you like, "Man, you ain't cute no more." No, it was um honestly I was the main one posting. Yeah. And then I think it's when I switched phones and I forgot
11:02 the password to the account. That's hilarious. So, I just stopped posting. It was something so small. I was like, "Ah, ████ it. I for I don't want to go through the forget my password, then they email you and all that." Oh, sorry bud. crying in his ghee. He has a lot of personality. Like we'll go like um like let's say we're pumping gas at a gas station and you know like most gas station workers they're very like going through the motion and just doing whatever. Yeah. So like we'll like ring up a slurpee, maybe a bag of Takis or whatever and then he'll like look the lady in the eyes and go, "You have a very sweet day." No. And then the lady's like, "Oh my god." And I'm like, "That's overkill."
11:53 Cuz Andy only see his eyes over the counter like this. Oh my god. That's great. Now is going to get so much play. Does he know the power of that? That's insane. She will never forget that. I think he's just going around having fun. He's just a sweet, sweet boy, though. Dang. Yeah, he's really sweet. That's what Tip kept saying. He's like, "He's really sweet." I was like, "Shut up, babe. I'm sweet. He's not cute. I love you more." No, he he is. Cuz um he's not even that cute. I kept saying I I didn't know how he was going to be. Um when John and Malia came over, we've never had Ta play with anyone younger. Mhm. So, I'm like, ████ is he going to be like, we're going to see some new sides to him. Is he going to be oh ████ you know, like this typical jealous, wait, I'm not the baby anymore. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Or is he going to be a bully and ████ suck up the kid? Yeah. Sock
12:43 up the kid. Sock up the kid. He was just taking care of the kid. And like grown-ups would walk by like too loud. Shh. Wow. Sleeping. And I'm like, "Oh ████ this guy's like really sweet." Wow. With Kamet or with the Kame with Kame. This is like maybe 3 years ago. Yeah. Kamet was a baby. Yeah. Like he was barely like just on his elbows crawling around. You'll be sh You guys be quiet. You're sleeping. What if What? Okay, let me let me test you on some type of questions. What if he said, "Why do we live in Vegas?" He did say that. Oh, cuz all the fun with his cousin seemed to be in California. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What was your What was your dad answer to that? My dad answer was um I I don't know if this like makes sense to him, but it was like
13:33 um we're trying to set up and have like a good life. Mhm. And so our goal is to hopefully get the rest of the family to also move over. Oh, I'm like cuz you can see like cuz he he sees it like every time we drive in LA. Why is there writing on the wall? Yeah. There's police everywhere all the time. So he knows like he can tell that it's like kind of ████ He knows it's where the bad guy lives. Yeah. So he's like, "Okay." Like I still wish that we lived in California. His cousins. Yeah. His cousins are exact exact same age and they're uh they're twins. So those three are like the three musketeers. Yeah, they have a lot of those are kids you keep slamming. That looks fun. What if he asks, "Are you are you going to stay with mom forever?" You know what he did ask? He goes, "Uh, hey
14:23 papa, what would you do if I died?" That's hilarious. I was like I was like honestly I was like, "I'd probably want to die, too." He goes, "That's a good answer. And I was like, "What? Why?" He was like, "Cuz that's what I asked mama." And mama said she'd want to die. So we all be dead. Wow. That's really cute. He was saying that's a good answer. It's funny, right? This kid is sharp. What if he said, "What does it mean to be gay?" We did have um we did we were walking somewhere and I I'll describe this person to you. They uh have a 5:00 shadow. Okay. Uh look like they shoulders and above look like they
15:13 played for Kiss the band. 5:00 shadow. uh shoulders of a bodybuilder. Um but had lipstick on and then a silk red shirt and then like cowboy jeans and then heels um furry feet. Beautiful lady and then long a very long fingernails and then it was like papa what's that? He said what's that? I was I was like I don't know either. Your answer was I don't know either. I was like I don't know either. I don't know. I just got here. I don't know. I don't know either. Right. [Laughter] I don't know, man. That's a hard one. How do you explain that to a regular person? You know, a regular person, not a kid, you know? I guess that's the
16:04 whole point, right? You try to tell mention that there are regular people and not regular people. Like some people got different styles. That's Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. Some people got different styles. My parents had to have the anti-gay talk with me at like 5 years old. Well, they tell you what at five. They caught me like doing some stuff with another boy at like five. What were you doing? What? Just like we playing playing naked pretty much. Um Okay. And Tyler's gay by the way. Yeah, I I got that. Thank you. And yeah, so like I had to have that at very early age, which I'm sure like I didn't think too much of it. That's probably a really uncomfortable situation for your parents, huh? Like having to have that conversation and stuff. How do you even receive that at five? Like how do you I feel like at five it's got to be simpler than at like
16:55 18. Yeah. Yeah. It was most like a weapon. I thought 18's easier. Really? Cuz if you're 18 and you catch your kid just being naked with another dude, you're like, "Okay, my kid's gay. I understand. And I don't have to like provide all this context now. It's just here's the parameters. If you guys are going to ████ ████ with the door closed or you know like make sure no one's home, but at five I wouldn't even know if five you have to like how do you explain? You can't say that to a 5-year-old. Yeah. You got you got to explain so much. But you can explain. Yeah. Is it okay for like you for you to have for your child to have consensual sex with other people? probably adult age. Adult age. So like you should intervene and try to prevent any like I think as if they are
17:46 going to have a really hard time ████ actually being a parent and taking care of that ████ and it's going to fall upon me, that's when I'll prevent. So if they're 23 and they're a loser and they ain't got ████ going on with their life, I'll be like, "Nah, dog." But if they're 23, multi-millionaire, they can afford all the ████ help in the world. And it's like, yo, have have as many kids as you want? Cuz it's really at the end of the day, you're bringing another person into this world and it's like, can this idiot take care of this thing? So, if you're 15 and you're a genius and you have your ████ together, fine. So, what do you tell a 5-year-old? They can't even bring a kid into this world. Oh, you shoot blinks, buddy. Yeah, but be careful. At that age, it's like hella kids just
18:37 get naked for no reason. Yeah, that's true. I mean, they just do. It's not always sexual. Yeah, it's just I remember I went through a phase and I thought it was so funny to flash people. It is last week. Still funny. Probably still today. That's Ta right now. He ta since the dawn of time. keeps going like he'll like uh just randomly bend over and spread his butt cheeks. E cuz he knows that like me and me and Jill like oh what the ████ that's why his punch line is b and then and because I know who he is right after I have to go when we have guests over you cannot do that dude showing his bubble is so crazy. But then isn't he going to try to find the line where like he can do a little bit of it and it's still okay? Yeah, bro. I remember in first grade probably is I was so curious of seeing people naked. You were what? Furious. So curious to
19:27 see just everybody. I wanted to see her that I wanted to see everybody naked when you were a kid. And it wasn't a sexual thing. It was like why do you wear clothes? And then I was like I want to see everybody guys, girls, old, young, everybody naked. This was just your like book report YouTube college. The teacher was like um your mom needs to come in. And I was like fascinated by how different everyone's dicks looked. It was so a lot of dicks. Well, cuz we would go pee together. Like, do you guys remember peeing together like in an It was so fun to to like pee in the same toilet together. The trough. Yeah. Do you know that boys bathroom has that? Like a urinal. But it's like one big long. They should be illegal. They should be illegal. But I also feel like boy best
20:19 friends. you can't wait to pee together. Like, you know, when you when you see like girls going to the bathroom together, you think maybe they want to pee together. Cuz when you're a boy, you just want to pee in the same stall together and cross streams. Plus, in school, you'd be like, "I need to go to the bathroom. I need to go to the bathroom, too." Wait, so what's the rule here? Do you guys look at each other's trunk or do you have to look straight or like When you're an adult, you don't look over for sure. Straight. Okay, so straight. So, do people talk to you in the bathroom? It happens, but it's awkward. That's against the rules. You're not supposed to, but you you do in the comfort of your friends. You'll talk to your friends while you're peeing. Do you accidentally see someone drunk when you're when you're peeing in there? I don't never accidentally only on purpose. Only only when I'm like, I got to see what this guy's doing. Got to know. I'm yelling it in my head. Every
21:10 now and then you walk in and there's like this grown person who like has their pants around their ankles, ass out. Yeah, that's weird. Yeah. And like at that point, you're just kind of like, you know what? This is just going to be a special time. So, let's embrace it. I think because like if you're if you get caught looking, you're the weird one. Like, like even if there's like a little crack, let's say like this is like the worst thing that could happen. But like let's say you're just checking if someone's in there and when you look through the crack, he sees you. You look like you're trying to see him. I always try to see if I see through the crack, though. Yeah. On either side. On either side, I'm like, "Oh, Richard." Even if it was just an occupancy check, like you weren't trying to be perving out. Guys, got a red shirt on. I hate that there's a crack. Why is there even a crack? Maybe like that. Yeah. So, you can breathe. That's the breathing crack. I always hear it because so you can make sure they're not doing like illegal stuff in
22:00 the bathroom. Oh, especially public public bathrooms like direct like people using drugs or something. So, people are looking in the cracks then. Yeah, the authorities are. Authorities bathroom. We are not permitted to do that. If I'm pooping, I'm looking through the cracks to make sure if you look at me, I'm looking at you. Are you holding the door shut, too? Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Please don't come. Have you ever been to the Seattle Convention Center? Like there's stalls in their bathrooms because they have such like a homeless drug problem. They have like huge holes cut out in it. So like people can see you full on. Like Wow. Why even have a door then? Just get rid of public bathroom at that point. Let's just get rid of bathrooms. I was on a road trip and I stopped by this Walmart in like New Mexico or something like that and then um there was a guy in a bathroom jacking off so hard and then like porn everything and
22:52 then this big ████ trucker was like banging on a door and he goes, "Oh, ████ you. There's kids in this bathroom. You better stop right now." Yeah, I was tired. And then it was just full volume. Ah. Ah. And then like you could hear him breathing heavy and ████ and I'm like who does that? He was watching a porno on his phone. You could hear you could hear the porn going off and he's like and then like just breathing and jacking hard and then like this big ass trucker like banging on the door and I was just like being like what the ████ This some idiocracy ████ Yo dude jacking in a public restroom with full volume porn. Jacking hard. Breathing heavy. Yeah. Why would you at least do in the car? That's how you get someone to join. ████ I guess. But that's what it is, right? I'm sure like that's a thing. The dumb and dumber thing. Guys are fishing. Talking dirty
23:43 to yourself. Yeah.
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