0:00 thank you [Music] and welcome back ladies and gentlemen to just kidding news where we are your source for breaking news four weeks later here we go and with special guest hosts Jason Cheney in the building thank you thank you I'll tag me whenever you need I will but if you tag me and I'm refusing it's because I'm liking what you're doing gotta get the Sriracha well thank you for um letting me read the article wow all right okay ladies and gentlemen boys and girls this one is uh really a a good
0:52 one cool he's getting comfortable whoa I like it because I read it already so I know what it is um yeah I'm a professional um it's a Florida dad accused of shooting I like to tell them there's one dad and then reveal the second then all right everyone forget that oh everyone Ryan tactic I ████ up yeah bring it up real quick ████ okay or we could do it your ways Florida Dad I'm the weatherman um accused of shooting each other's daughters in road rage incident [Laughter] ████ live this news is breaking are you ████ kidding that's pretty crazy accused of shooting each other's
1:43 daughters whoa so they're probably driving side by side and they're having a like that and they shoot up it's crazy that is crazy got it for daughter though right no they're not that accurate they can't be right well maybe they're trying to shoot each other in the Mist that's fair trade this is the part where we're gonna show them okay we're gonna show them the uh the uh suspects because sometimes it's important especially when it's Florida people to show them what they look like so these are what's wrong with Florida they're Two Dads but really it's just one dad without the beard and one this is what all Florida Dads look like it's just different lengths in beards that's ████ good I apologize no you don't have to apologize you're the host right yeah no apology but more information yep
2:34 um two Florida men are each facing attempted murder charges after they alleged allegedly we learned that word earlier allegedly shot at each other's daughter during a road rage instead of Saturday night so a lot of things happen Saturday nights the other article if you watch JK news the other article yeah was also Saturday the day before church exactly and I was on the west coast and this is on the East Coast exactly yeah so it's a national problem exactly right now it's as a national problem William Joseph Haye hell why'd you laugh yeah why'd you laugh William Joseph Hill is the thing I was I'm trying to spice it up a little bit just say the word before you finish reading it you have like three letters
3:24 you're like that's good enough [Laughter] okay Joseph William Joseph Hale or as his mom called him Joseph William Hale 35. I made it up okay I don't know if he has a mom but uh and Frank Gillard Ellison which is 43 so that's a guy also we're both arrested after a cat and mouse so you know you know what kind of mouse is Tom and Jerry you know they chase high speed chase on Highway One I never heard of Highway One raise your
4:14 hand if you heard of Highway One Florida in Florida I don't know exactly thank you okay Highway One in Nassau excuse myself please no don't go please go ahead I will want it in a Nassau County which Nissa is what we all know in the Caribbeans or Southern America there's a Nassau yeah and this is the county in America in Florida interesting that's actually pretty cool yeah yeah I know some stuff and uh the two men began arguing with each other on the road while hey I'm reading more smoothly I'm actually understanding the story yeah me too me too me too this is exciting she's gotta do it see that's what people say they say that if the more you practice the more you're better at reps yeah right explosion the two men begin arguing with each
5:05 other on the road while driving aggressively and break checking each other oh yeah according to Jefferson yeah so go ahead no oh no okay so go ahead things got so intense and witness told Nassau County Sheriff deputies that he knew something bad was going to happen so this is like a bystander he was just you know on the freeway probably I don't know if he was but somebody told somebody it was a witness so witness you know they saw something yeah so he's probably on the freeway yeah yeah probably on the freeway somebody said something somebody told somebody with a specific right yeah but what are scenarios anybody else is somebody yeah there's a couple back of a pickup truck things are so intense so tense you already read that one that's I'm just trying to reiterate get
5:56 us back on track they were both speeding and driving recklessly uh north of Jacksonville they repeated the same thing so I don't know why he's like it's not me man the article that's when the front passenger of the Nissan put her hand out the window and flipped the other vehicle off with her middle finger so the one you know you know the middle finger as Alice enrolled his window down to shout at hail someone from the Dodge Ram threw a plastic water bottle into into his car no that's a nice nice shot man yeah that's a really good shot especially on the highway yeah I went one we never heard about that exactly wow exactly good aim the driver of Nissan Elson then grabbed his six hour 45 caliber automatic handgun sorry automatic handgun yeah automatic handle so it's probably stuff oh yeah very illegal I
6:48 don't even think they make that I think that's a typo they can't just type random ████ like that automatic hair dude you could do that like on a Glock yeah I've heard of Glock once but I've never heard a six hour no that's very true that's crazy they're probably really modded or something you might be able to it's just I've never heard it from a six sorry yeah in fact one shot one shot why you say automatically fire one shot one shot at the truck now he knows this is a good hose because it could be the journalist just wants to spice those just throwing in random words yeah probably what they do that that's ████ up dude we report the news for real but some people they want fully semi-automatic which doesn't even make sense two different things that sounds crazy to someone that doesn't know people love the adjectives yeah okay fully semi-partial for you so much it's
7:39 cool you caught that though yeah fire one one uh one shot at the truck before driving away uh at a high rate of speed so just fast say fast you know according to leaper do you know who leapers I don't you know so why'd you say the name the bulletin the bullet into the right rear passenger door oh no hell's Dodge Ram and struck his uh five-year-old daughter in the lane five years old oh my god oh damn that will hurt my heart don't worry don't make me angry it was my it was would it make you do this next part after hell realized his daughter been shot he sped up to the Nissan and used his Glock nine millimeter which is a smaller bullet um because he probably got a bigger penis um semi-automatic handgun began firing
8:29 at Allison's car is it fully semi-automatic no it's just this one is semi-automatic the fact that he knew that it's smaller bullet impressed the fact that he knew that because it's smaller but he must have a larger penis amazing hosting right thank you this guy knows guns that's what's up where you at all day Steve this is guns three of Hell's bullets struck Ellison's car one hitting his 14 year old in the back she's the one that flipped off the the guy huh causing a collapsed lung oh oh my God that's ████ up oh because that's in an emergency because you call only did she die we will continue after the second child was shot hell and Allison spotted an ncso patrol car which
9:19 police car [Laughter] they pulled over and argued face to face with both kids hit that's so ████ up right they're ████ dumb so crazy immediately what are the odds of these two people meeting and maybe they're like it's not you shot my dog maybe they're just like oh my God you look like me without a beard and it's very confusing so I understand their situation they do look very of two people like that meeting each other and having an altercation yeah yeah it's like they're the same ████ destructive individual same guy right fire and rescue units took both girls uh to a local hospital where they were treated with non-life-threatening gunshot wounds oh that's good okay thank goodness yeah Jesus Christ dude with
10:09 your kid in the car hail then punched the other father in the dick are you freestyling now a little bit I think somebody started he's like I have the power there's a play-by-play of what punch went where there's a left hook to the dick officer is taking the report so you punched him where sir in the dick all right well there you go news article Alice in hell was booked into Nassau County Jail on charges of felony to attempt murder officer concluded in each of the arrests report their act was immediately dangerous and demonstrated uh depraved which is like deprived I'm guessing
11:01 different my mind without regarding for human life so which is uh both men are out of bail so they're still they're already out on Bill yeah they're having a great time no they should they should take both of their abilities to own a firearm away for like yeah 100 there's one guy does the guy that shot second does he get a self-defense thing no no your kid got hit yeah and you don't think about first aid but when you think about revenge instead of first aid no would you all just go to the hospital immediately yeah would you take a picture of their license plate or you don't I would try to but like okay if you have like a a lethal or potentially lethal situation you need to address that yeah it's like getting bit by a ████ Cobra yeah and then you're like
11:51 I dress the ████ Cobra first you know yeah where's that Cobra's daughter yeah I don't know my revenge you're just smashing eggs instead of taking the betterment priorities you know priorities so is that a tourniquet situation if you get shot in the leg uh yeah depending on how yeah you would depending on how far up the leg hopefully it was like knee down then it's just because the closer it gets to the artery here you can be you can be you can bleed out in like under 120 seconds are you still training are you still trained to do tourniquets do you remember like in and do you practice yeah it's pretty easy like you just go to the highest point and you just crank the ████ as tight as you can and you tie it and hopefully you have a permanent marker and then you just write the time and you also and you also raise that limb yeah and you write that time so when the paramedics arrive they know how long the tourniquet's been on so if
12:43 you're like on the leg or something like that and you tourniquet it it's still better to like raise that above your heart level in order to make sure the bud slowly is processing that area otherwise the gravity is going to ████ that blood flow up and is it is there a way to do it wrong where you could make it worse make what worse the bleeding I was watching this thing saying like if you if you don't really know and you're just trying you could potentially do an incorrect tourniquet and just ████ the person over oh maybe I don't know but you're trying to stop the bleeding so whatever yeah I think the idea of tourniquet is stop blood flow if like you didn't need to stop left when you stop blood flow you're also kind of sacrificing something as well so I think that's more quickness to wrong the flow is like like when you have like an emergency trauma situation uh the old school of thought is like you arrive to a situation like I see Nick unconscious before it's like you try to check the
13:33 pulse or if you see his chest rising or going down blood flow can can kill a person much faster than if he lacks oxygen so actually the first thing you do is touch everywhere to see if he's bleeding is there is it wet anywhere and you address all tourniquets first before you even apply CPR that's how important it is because you can bleed out like that yeah that's actually really important information productive if you try to do CPR instead of addressing yeah so what's dope is like when like at the in gun communities when they have like these self-defense classes and stuff like that and and the people that use the Second Amendment as the argument as like well if there's a perpetrator and because other people are armed I'm able to put this person down the argument for those guys is well if that's truly what you believe in that the Second Amendment is
14:23 also a life-saving device for as many guns that you have you should have almost like five to ten times the amount of tourniquets whoa right because I get cheese so if you're like like for example like one really unfortunate event is the shooting in Vegas at the country yeah if every person that had a gun had five tourniquets on them imagine how many lives could have been saved if the goal rather than if but but the fake people they just want an excuse to go Rambo where's The Gunshot come from I'll blast them well the if you're gonna be way more productive if you take care of the casualties around you well what about the video of Dan Bilzerian running to his car to get his gun do you think that was pretty cool I didn't see that one but that's counterproductive probably yeah he's like oh someone's shooting I'm gonna go get my gun tourniquet gun oh thank you [Music]
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