0:04 which is by the way a good thing no reason what the ████ can you imagine sitting through a whole seminar of something else and at the end that's the thesis thank you guys for coming now you all know [Music] welcome back to care for boys we are indeed very careful boys I'm only bringing this up because I have this prompt this is my personal prompt for once yeah Anthony I just want a ████ answer and and I think that maybe you're the only person who can actually answer this what is with chicks and your need to cover everything with ████ pillows like what's actually going on I pick you up I second this what do you mean cover everything every goddamn thing you ████ got a bench you got like a ████ bed you got a ████ couch you
0:56 got you got a ████ little little sofa little Nook little Chase Lounge oh you're talking about like decorative pillows like everything the ████ yeah it's funny because I actually agree with this I agree how many pillows you have in your house first and foremost only the necessary ones wow which is what 34. yeah 34 34. I have four pillows on my bed because that has four heads is [Laughter] okay so we got four pillows on the bed okay we got four pillows right one for my head one for me to like wrap my leg around one for my back you know to feel safe and then the third one sorry the fourth one is just I mean just for ████
1:49 my ████ pillow that one well that one's special that one well it's sad and then the couch only has two okay how many sectionals yeah it's like a like a eight to nine person couch a nine person couch with only two pillows I'm impressed listen but you're asking again you're asking the wrong person because can you teach women like what can you do something about this that'll be a segment so my woman not to buy decorative pillows so my wife do you have a problem there's there's just a serious thing going on in my marriage just speak about it just be happy I'm just gonna be completely honest my marriage on the ████ rocks right now okay I'm looking for a way out you know it's your problem right because she's the one who's making bucks right now like you're ████ up you sure you want a way out you're
2:40 spending money she's making look at your outfit Bro Look at like three thousand dollars per track suit yeah tell me about it no so like my wife like so she's like oh so you're not gonna make the bed today and I'm like oh well you know making the bed means I gotta put 60 ████ seven pillows like in in an arrangement you know like like what the ████ is with that like I didn't buy first of all even one pillow I don't even want one of these pillows I just want the one that's for my head that's it but but these ████ love covering the whole ████ bed all the way to the edge of the bed so there's nothing and it has to be matching they have to have the right pattern I have a California king that's a lot of pillows you gotta put okay so wait a different perspective if you went to a woman's house and she didn't
3:30 have that situation would you think differently of her would you be like why why aren't you so much I'd probably say will you marry me I probably get on one knee and I have ████ tears for my ████ eyes you're like when can I move in because because men don't give a ████ about that they're telling you about like the Aesthetics you're goddamn right it's practical and that's it no no I care about Aesthetics because I'm trying to get like a different perspective to me practicality and Aesthetics aren't like mutually exclusive it shouldn't take 28 minutes to make a bet I agree I agree with that yeah like uh when I have whenever some ████ how many pillows do you want on your bed let me tell you let me tell you what I have okay let's set the stage I don't even have a king I
4:20 got a queen it's La yes Queen and we thank you yes Queen me too and we got like eight pillows that's a lot for a queen a lot that's I need one wow Four's already like eight is a lot this is my literally I'm just so used to it I've complained about it for like are they yours no well they'll say Anthony hours [Laughter] you guys have different sizes right it's like the the big ones in the back it's as if it's like you're walking into a ████ Ikea but nobody else is shopping right and every ████ night I before I go to bed it's it's nonchalant it's routine there's no emotion I go to my bed I take pills I throw it on to the ████ floor on the floor they're passionate about it no trays no
5:10 trays with candles and ████ decorative books she really has that on the bed at all God damn right and I hate my ████ ████ on it in the middle of night and I'm like oh God that's on the California King what the ████ and there's no light sources in the room my eyes already suck ass during the day by the way try to go to the restroom tripping on all these pillows yeah so at night I'm hitting my ████ I hit my ████ on her she buys a stupid ████ gold trade gets it on I don't know some stupid websites overpriced as hell like Neiman Marcus or some ████ right but we have a tray on the bed what does the tray do it doesn't hold cables what candles that you don't like so like this is a a new candle like basically in the plastic and also there's like four books like architectural design nobody read it books like like women through the 19 ████ 30s for the 50s nobody ever read
6:01 it ever I know what you're talking about all the women what the ████ is that it's just a photo book who the ████ knows right but but it's aesthetically pleasing yeah right yeah exactly yeah right it's all on my stupid tray on the ████ foot of my bed but for her doesn't matter because she could stretch out oh like this take a big good morning and like she'll never ever even touch the tray but me just getting into bed God damn it oh my ████ God my ████ oh my God I broke a bone welcome to my life one of my marriage on the ████ world [Laughter] it's on the rocks listen decorative pillows is destroying lives people don't even know about nobody talks about it what do you think
6:51 would happen when you normalize it and she found her bed empty like there's only maybe two pillows what if you just ended up throwing everything I guess we got rocked I'll tell you exactly what happened they took only the pillow this ████ should go to ████ Target a World Market or some ████ and buy it yeah do not ████ with cos Plus World Market that plays the ████ by the way I am practical I go I go to the airport with Nikki I'm carrying all our bags it's four bags right and Mickey can't even handle two cops Plus World Market this ████ has 17 cards she's like ████ dragging them all ████ somehow she finds a strike to take every single card she's got like 17 cards in the daisy chain all the way
7:42 through the whole ████ thing spending 1400 on pillows and stupid ████ trays and ████ that's that poker money they find the strength is the source of this problem do you think is there some kind of aggressive marketing campaign towards women that makes them want more pillows but I need you to I need it save his marriage save his marriage you guys gotta get a new guest because I'm not helping clean you're here for answers that we don't have you're bringing in a female that has a completely different respective operates much differently like don't hear and he gives us answers we don't need you're here and I don't give you any answer do you have anything that is more than the amount I gave you an answer I said take the pillows when she's gone and toss them out no she'll know it's me just keep donating them it's fine I'm the one who ████ about it I'm the one who's
8:32 smiling I'm like let's go wrong this is what you're gonna do you're gonna do like a Conway a Kanye West strategy you're gonna not complain about it for at least like two weeks okay don't complain about it for two weeks good luck bring in like a friend who comes over like every other day and they complain about the goddamn pillows and then just pin it on them yes and then that's when you make your move Bart please will you do it no dude you can't get part get find out who she idolizes in life and make friends with them have them become a poker player yeah like a poker champ have him walk in the first thing he says is what the ████ are all these pillows right if you want to make it to the big leagues you get rid of these ████ pillows you want to get your face it's it's funny she might get more pillows after that she might get more that's the fear just just gets you know take them all in for
9:23 crocheting and have say White lives matter on each of them you should ask her if she wants to be in a relationship with you or the pillows give her a dilemma oh don't do that that could end badly your ass is outside quick I'm too insecure about the answer it'll make you get pillows for the pool right all right oh yeah we might as well have pillows in the pool bro we might as well have pills in the pool because there's so many goddamn floaties out there just air dry them she puts a lot of floaties so many ████ floaties does she use the pool a lot yeah oh well that's nice but not the great pool floaties are for girls exclusively yeah pretty much I'll never be caught dead one because you know why people would say that that's weird very clean with your outfit you look like you have floaties on Deck thank you yeah I do but they're not mine if I were to do a music video for you it would be in a pool he's got a Margaritaville you know I do have a Margaritaville thank
10:13 you very much hey thanks for listening I know you do you look like Margaritaville right now you do you look like Margaritaville and Fat Tuesday's collab how it so so how are you how do your chicks affect your lives through your home usually pillows in the bed like we have the ████ up thing you have the same problem does she make you adhere to the rules she's like why aren't you making the bed like what's funny do you even love me she doesn't she doesn't really give me ████ for making the bed for not making the bed sometimes I do it but then other times it's like do you guys got rules though kind of very loose rules is your marriage on the Rocks over it no not yet soon to be probably because you got me fired up and I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna you guys say all your ideas stand up for men stand up fermentation the pillows out the window yeah I'm gonna do it but we have don't be soft like Anthony in our bed we have like 10 pounds how
11:04 did you add the ████ effeminate voice so quickly that's what I heard when he said that kind of ████ basically he's saying is you like the pillows oh yeah do you like the pillows and do you make the bed every day I love my lady okay do you like the pillows though oh my God he did it that was good come on do you like the ████ pillows that you ████ throw away every day you put it back on it's truth be told I complained about him a lot and then she ████ argued me all the time and I realized she ████ loves them so now I just don't say ████ did she ever give you like an actual answer why like that made sense other than just I like she's never had logic that's why I love her you know what's weird is I have I have a lot of pillows only on the couch and I realize that it's it's a leftover
11:54 mentality from when I was in high school and I used to have friends sleepover all the time so they would always want a pillow and an extra blanket I have extra pillows and blankets all the time even though I have no stuff that's different I have extra pillows and I have extra blanks all the time and they're in like a little ████ baskets for friends it's literally a basket for that and they're like crash yeah there have been times where there's like from one move to the next transition here discount here at Cost Plus whatever the ████ happened where I needed to buy three get one free type nonsense those are good and suddenly there's all these pillows here and I'm I'm literally I've told I've told her too I'm like this pillow doesn't even match with everything going on and then she has to finally be like okay oh you gaslighter yeah you're a gaslighter dude that's how you do it that's what no I got ████ we don't have the style sense to be able to give a suggestion like that yeah dude that's
12:45 true so I have a style system that's not fair that's manipulative that's ████ you yeah oh I should I guess I should put a wound necklace in all these pillows huh I'm like how do I answer that Steven media is like I guess I gotta order 14 woo necklaces I should check out yeah maybe she's being literal doesn't sound sarcastic okay here's his semi hot take all right go for it I'm totally sure maybe some people might get upset at me for this I'll be vulnerable I'm gonna be honest okay put some tom yum soup in this conversation so me and my lady been together for all right and uh she let me just put it
13:36 this way she just started working after her uh post graduate career this year this is her first year working like full full time yeah nice which means and she's always had side jobs odd jobs you know ran things on the side so she always kind of like took care of herself a little bit but at the end of the day we've also been living together for like nearly six plus years and realistically I've I've always been the one to just kind of financially take care of stuff right now she's she's nursing right nervous and now now I'm totally reliable yeah she's an OT it's a doctor of OT so it's great very good it's secure it's great for the dog you know what I'm talking about it's great for that what's OT stand for uh occupational therapist point is right before when I was uh The Breadwinner if you will for whatever people use that term yeah wow um whoa the concept of
14:26 like how things happen in the home I did feel in titled to a little bit more of the concept of equity even though I was always a little bit of a pushover at the end of the day when it comes to my lady anyway with the house it's like she wants something like we'll ████ try to logic through it if there's no logic there it's like ████ it you really like it I don't actually care but I will say since this year since inflation since the rent went up on our place since she started making money since we came into a new negotiation where she like pays her way and you know like plays her part a lot more sounds very dangerous a little bit can't give them a choice dude however it has subconsciously and psychologically put me at a completely different place and at ease one at ease yeah you're no longer a king of the castle dude I thought she was like every time she was talking to just bring ████ apple boxes standing on them so
15:17 she can ████ talk down to you like I am the breadwinner Anthony that's what she does first of all Gio doesn't even stand on apple boxes how did you get that creative ideas no ████ mean to stand on top apple boxes so she can stop talking about Nina like that is small she's she is small point is point is I now in some whatever normal concept of probably human existence you say yes mommy I'm just way less yeah way less you know if she wants to do something I'm I'm more roommate you know what I mean yeah you know when you're a little bit more roommate less like like we're one in the same relationship things need to have a household whatever the ████ I'm the man of the house it's not really about that as much now it's I'm more roommate about stuff now because she like you know pays and plays her part a little bit more than before and our relationship's more Mutual in that way if she like wants something I feel less
16:09 of a vote to like deny it or anything like that not saying I did before but just like a lot more like yes okay or like I'm like hey let me let me do more around the house so I can like earn my place because it's just relative to literally the percentage of like pay structure um because I don't know maybe there was this uh understanding when I was a younger person especially in the Asian household I was like you know as a guy I'm just gonna financially take care of whatever that's just what I got to do you don't live with me Anthony yes you can take care of me man how does this help Steve with the pillow thing I just think you now that she makes more money than you because she definitely makes more money than you I just think you need to ████ listen to her yeah Let It Go that's what I'm saying I just feel like you should just shut the ████ up whoa what if my answer is I don't take advice from stupid dancers
17:01 oh he's about to start wheezing why are you laughing you're a ████ dancing because I think it's funny that he listened quietly the whole time he was so like if you if you guys go back and look at his face he's like and then just goes I don't take advice from dancers no what actually Nikki's a Dancer by the way um a strip dancer on my lap maybe let's go um but but it's on the it's on the Rocks it's on the Rocks because the pillows that's what I'm saying that's all I'm saying you don't want to save it up all right we'll see you guys I think my idea she's the breadwinner now that's all I'm saying is she's the breadwinner now we all know that maybe you should be okay with her pillows and her ████ trays and her ████ architectural digest in
17:52 1930s women what's some ████ that Nikki gets mad at you about equally around the house he doesn't know how to ████ take out the trash at their house I know this I heard it on a phone conversation while I was there but when we first came over he was taking out the trash yeah yeah along with all the noodles that he didn't want can Japan noodles uh TM did you just trade more yeah not just not not the spicy ones because it didn't exist yet because they couldn't figure it out yet just to be just to be clear this little said Tia they didn't know how to make the noodles spicy yet that took a long time just to be clear the focus of the issue here is Steve and his ability or inability to listen to his wife and love her pillow crates not the noodles uh no the focus of this is why dancers suck and they're gay [Laughter]
18:46 which is by the way which is by the way a good thing it's actually a really good thing no reason so just in case if you suppose that's why you're wrong and it's a good thing can you imagine sitting through a whole seminar of something else and at the end that's the thesis thank you guys for coming now you all know wait what the moral I don't I actually don't remember the trash thing because the trash has been like I've been bank shot in that ████ non-stop what was the traffic actually do you remember I just remember that she was like can you go take out the trash you're like sure I'm gonna go take out the trash you go out and take out the trash four or five minutes later you call her while I'm sitting there with her on the couch you're like I can't ████ find this afternoon she's like the trash cans right the ████ outside you just go this way how come you can't ████ take a shot it was a
19:37 new house and you just started yelling at each other on the phone the bins so it was actually for my neighbor because I actually it was my neighbor's out of town I was actually trying to help my neighbor out yeah I couldn't find theirs and so I thought that changes the dynamic I thought that maybe the neighbor told me but I didn't know but then like yeah but Nikki knew I do like that yeah I just I was like sitting in a very ████ wholesome conversation I was like oh Steve's taking all the trash I'm sitting here on the couch in Nikki's house with Nikki maybe I should like use this moment to warm up get to know her a little bit like things are nice I'm like yo how's she getting a poker ball boss she's like oh next you know a ████ phone call comes in and they're just cussing each other out loud as ████ yeah yeah he's on speakerphone they're just like ████ you ████ you and I'm sitting there I'm like people who so that's the best part as much as we're on the Rocks do you guys play it up he's all saving himself
20:28 right as much from On The Rocks no that is like our favorite thing to do like like I can't even tell you the names that she calls me all day it's your guy's thing though yeah I have a question what do you have when you have like a new person in the house like Anthony Lee do you guys play it up a little we do yeah I just want to make it feel more Awkward no we actually do yeah I'm not ████ Prime Suspect right I'm like an Asian boy who like probably hasn't seen domestic violence as much as I probably need to and it wasn't trash it was male it was it was male because because like I didn't know where our mailbox is oh it was mail that's what it was but I I didn't know where the mailbox were for our neighbor because I was supposed to pick up our neighbor's mail and so like I I like went to our mailbox and I tried their stupid key and I was like that doesn't ████ work and then Nikki's like it works you ████ idiot and like she's like tell me all kinds of ████ it was great and then and then like I go to
21:19 the other mailbox that I could see in line of sight and like that one didn't work and so I'm like well definitely this ████ is ████ I think he's a ████ idiot and then I call her I'm like you stupid ████ ████ like this ████ doesn't it's not there you stupid ████ ████ it's like you stupid ████ and then she called me a monster stuff and then and I'm sitting there on the couch like yeah white people yeah well is Nikki that white that part of her seems white she was raised white wasn't she I mean it's more like a white teenager or a biscuit fan yeah she wasn't kind of using like white vocabulary he was playing to your culture she's she's yeah yeah Nikki Nikki by the way is not white at all um but it's pretty funny but yeah no but no uh so then I found our neighbor I found our neighbors our neighbor's mailbox and now all is well until the
22:10 pillow thing now we're on the Rock full circle back on the Rock so we don't have a solution for you hey sorry to hear that man thanks guys I like your guys's teamwork that's very sweet thank you [Music]
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