0:00 God is telling me hold up who I'm going to have to it's not me I don't want to my hands are tight I don't want to forgive but I got to forgive this right now all right so we are living in the digital future we all know AI is a thing mhm trust me there has been a new AI priest that's been created AI priest called father there's a Catholic advocacy group called Catholic answers that releases AI priest you guys now it's that AI Priest No what the ████ we can't physically touch you at least oh that's true that's good that's good y yeah yeah that's a good one save the children we have to save the children
0:50 and then when you do confession they can't actually tell your secrets cuz I guarantee you the ████ priest be telling your secrets hell yeah he be writing it down too dude he's in a in the cloud he's definitely got a digitally it's AI they're going to send it back to the government or some ████ you see at a the the church breakroom and you know that guy keeps coming over here weird for real you know he's telling all the nuns and ████ they're all gossiping this guy says he hangs out at the mall at the stairs to look up at the skirts weird guy I'll be right back one the mall real quick talking to all his kids like that wait so how does this AI priest work so basically um it's like a chat bot and then if you want to speak to said priest it'd be like chat GPT but with like biblical
1:41 information downloaded biblical information and all the records of what priests say to people in whatever confession oh so it's not like a confessionary thing where you go and like type all of your deepest darkest Secrets probably could it is can he give you digital Hail Marys I think I think he's like in Robo form and you're FaceTiming this robot thing and he's just responding yeah wait but it's like just a you type or like is it like an actual FaceTime robot thingy um I think it's a here here's a photo of him is he fine is he like super is he fine cuz you know all the AI ████ is like that's the first question yeah mhm shut the ████ up dude dude that looks like a 2005 video game yeah you're playing a video game yeah so it looks like ████ that game civilization that's a good one that's exactly what I was thinking but just by looking at Empires and ████ I don't want advice from that guy I probably would is
2:32 it like a paid thing like you have to pay for it no well the thing is though after uh I'm going to try Catholicism free trial of Catholicism on a laptop who's ████ free trial getting information from him and going like thank you for saying that that just like thank you so much you connect you're literally just you know help my soul thank you computer maybe like a a different AI or something like that no dude robots are going to start needing and ████ confess to each other I don't even listen to Siri dog isn't it crazy how religion where we're at with religion now it's crazy what do you think about it what's your take what you mean I don't know man I don't really I think it's a little goofy all these religions ooh all I said it talk about it strong T what's your least favorite ones uhoh what's your least favorite
3:23 religion CTS Colts yeah I think Colts are a little more cooler not going to lie really yeah cuz they to and whoever wants to be there can be there small commun that's true I guess the thing about Colts is that like I trip out on is that how they can convince a married couple that part that I can I have to ████ your ████ like that's the way that's our religion here and the guy's like oh I mean do you have I have to ████ you ████ well can I ████ you can though if you join this religion you can't but I that's fine they keep it to themself but like but that's what I say that how do you how can you go in it you're trying to learn how to do it like you want to know how to do it there's people like that I've been around you know some guys that just like they had
4:14 good game they they never had I can ████ your ████ and you going to watch game that is some game at the end of the day that's some pip ████ right there superpower I think there's some Pips going like how the ████ you convince that ████ they're not saying I got to ████ your ████ it's like through God is telling hold up who I'm going to have to ████ your ████ it's not me sorry dog god damn it I have to ████ your ████ I don't want to my hands are tied I don't want a ████ ████ but I got a ████ ████ right now yo like wo to go play golf and like that one one history Texas wo W wo house or something like that 99 yeah wo that's the one I'm talking about that's the yeah yeah yeah yeah you know what I'm saying like that 96 dude when the ATF off whoa when the ATF pulled up you heard about that Joe Joe did you hear about that one when the ATF put up they're getting smoked and cheat they started shooting 50 bar
5:05 caliber rifle in the tower machine G and then they ████ killed all of they smoked them out they smoked them out also like why couldn't they why couldn't they let them just have their own little like Club me CU they were they were gathering and ████ bringing basically their own little army they were like getting a bunch of weapons like a little militia they believed he was the god that's why that was the problem is that Ted kazinski is that him no that's the UN that's the unibomber that's what's his face wake up but that's what say that wo guy he convinced everybody he's like yep now I'm ████ y y ████ you guys ever seen you ever seen that's that's wild bro you guys ever seen hear about Jonestown he was another guy who had like I think he had a bigger uh I guess congregation than Waco but they eventually it ended with him just making everyone drink the Kool-Aid and they all ████ died oh crazy yeah I think I think that was Nike shoe wait what what
5:55 do you mean the Nike shoe you talking are you talking about the the Nike shoe ones where they all ████ put the bags on their head black Nike shoes and just like that house had like 37 people they wearing Air Force Ones or what damn that's where was ding fres getting executed in air Bo yo they're trying fresh box and everything fresh as ████ jeans tucked in everything they're in ████ heaven with them sick ass shoes hey what's up black I remember one with the hail Bop comment your black first one remember when a bunch of them did a group suicide because of The Hil Bob comment was coming and they thought that everybody that died during that time could hit your ride on the hell Bob Comet and go to like ████ space they sure did that's some weird ████ all right I'm going to take this conversation somewhere else but I've always been fascinated by this um the comet's coming to Earth and you only have 4 hours left
6:47 what we doing like it's like going to kill us all it's going to like that's it then like that's it I'll probably you what you doing for 5 hours what's that 5 hours looking like I'm Wheeling the whole freeway I'd go to my one of my favorite restaurants but they're probably not going to be working that's hilarious you're like like yeah I can see that you think that McDonald's drive-through line is going to be crazy or what can you imagine you just like oh I just want a ████ big ma before I die my last meal please you pull up and the lines are on the Block you're like ah and you know there's going to be like a loyal ass worker it's like y'all can leave I don't care dude I'm ████ working till I die like the ████ Hey cuz some people are going to process that and be like you know what I'm not going to ignore it I'm just going to do everything like I normally do yeah exactly forget about I'm not going to
7:37 accept it what do you want some fries I got some fries for you like it's like yeah this a guy taking it serious like what the that means you got to go to the McDonald's at Bar St cuz the McDonald's in La they're all going to be like ████ yeah but ████ round trip to that you only got 1 hour left that's true worth it the 1 hour to eat your Big Mac what's that guy there's a guy at the airport like hope you still have a flight to Paris I would love to go to Paris oh I got it I got it idiot before I die die yeah comments coming in 4 hours I'm breaking into the that's what I'm talking about San Diego military area grab a jet fly that thing straight to the comet and be like I'mma sacrifice myself for you guys oh that's a nice guy I thought you would at least go into the air and then try to avoid be the impact yeah that's what I would have done no no what I'm going to do is go
8:27 for the comment straight up hit hit eject D yeah grab my iPhone out wow that be that' be a really good video and then it's just like the airplanes just like wow probably I think a lot of people would be like I would ████ I would ████ ████ so that I could die ████ but then I'm like you think you'd be able to have a boner right you think you'd be able to have an appetite for McDonald's and bar though I mean they always going to be hungry but do do you guys think the government has like measures in place for when meteors are coming like do they got like yeah for the rich people yeah they do but they definitely do like NASA up there that's why we got space Force dude going to Nuke it dude yeah we're going yeah we have like these little I plans to like Nuke things when they're going to get real close but we haven't got one but we're going to get one in a couple we're couple years a
9:18 comment coming towards us there's com coming towards us like that's a full-blown thing but they're predicting that it's going to there is a possibility that it might like be like thousands of miles away from us but it's still going to be close where it's like it could fall into they're not trying to if this is the comment they're not trying to like try and hit it directly they're trying to while it's very far away hit it from the side so that it has even like one degree of a change so that thousands of miles later it's very far off if you just destroyed it we're just getting a shot but then it hits the Sun and then we're all dead what if it hits it and in the course get ████ like what if it hits it and then the course goes toward Earth cuz they ████ up the goal is to hit it on course it was now it's speeding its course like [Music]
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