0:00 [Music] Got a beef of shawarma. Today it is a Zenu chicken day. I think we already did this, but we're doing it again with this cuz we like eating it so much. It's good and it has a really great backtory beef. That's double beef. I'm double beef. Oh, you're a double beef today. Double beef. Oo, beef shawarma. Who wants pizza? Who wants pizza? Who wants pizza? A table. Anthony, can you grab this for me? Thank you, sir. There should be two combos. Pizza guy. Pizza guy. Pizza table here. Is there rice? Who got half chicken? Come on, bro. Got the half chicken. Got a half chicken. Who got uh double beef? Is that double beef today? Yeah. Chicken. Double kebab. Chicken and beef. Double kebab. Kebab. Beef kebab. Just beef kebab. Probably
0:51 clean. Beef kebab. Yeah, beef kebab. You want rice? I didn't know if it was a double kebab. I got rice. Oh, that's a good Who wants garlic? The first the first minute of this video is everyone calling everyone's order. Who got this order? Who got this order? Who got it? Who got it? Claim it now. Where's mine? Who got garlic sauce? You want Did Colleen get double beef? There's double chicken in here. There's double chicken. There's What is this? What's that? I don't know what that is. Chicken beef. Chicken beef is Anony's. All right. Chicken beef. Yeah. You want some? Uh, come with a side. This should be eight plates. Hey, you want some of this? One, two. We have one right here. Oh, damn, man. That would take seven. Throw it. Throw it. Oh, there might be only seven, bro. Such a There should be eight. Man, they screwed us. No. No. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're
1:41 Gucci. We're We got it. We got it. We got it. Is there enough? Yeah. Should we kick the dog out first? No. The dog's not in school. Come here, Bob. Let me bring this random dog. The fact that the fact that he came right when the food came is kind of funny. had it. Oh, here. There's something here. I got chicken on a plate. Double chicken. Yeah. Two. Okay. Pasco, baby. Hey, for this one, eat right here. So, you run everyone have. No, I need one. Come here. He wants food. Come here. Yeah. He's a little He's a little bigger. Well, yeah. Piece of chicken. He wants food. I got to run my car. What did you get? Uh, chicken. If we lure him with some food, he'll I just want to make sure I didn't take yours. Like a piece of little piece of meat or something. Don't take You got to give them beef.
2:31 Oh, yeah. You got to get some beef, bro. Come here, bub. Come here. He's like, "Y'all have food over there. Come on." Okay. Bye, dude. Bye, dude. What an idiot. You trying to come back in here? Zangu is bomb, bro. That's the best, dude. It's my new favorite. Zenu. Yeah, it's hitting. Credit to me. Credit it to you. ████ hits, man. I forgot this place existed. I used to go here all the time in Ktown. What was your um favorite like cheap food when you had no money like to go out and get? Oh, panda for sure. Yeah, dude. Panda still hits, man. Yoshinoya. Yoshino hits, too. When I was trying to be better when I was trying to get skinny, it was
3:21 skinless chicken breast meal from Apo Loco. Apo Loco, bro. Yeah. What's like Do you feel like most places that were cheap back in the day? Like I don't feel like nothing's cheap anymore. Hell no. Inflation, baby. Then what do people eat when they want cheap ████ now? Like dude, I don't think it's possible. Do they just have to buy groceries? Yeah, I think so. You got to make skddy at home cuz remember McDonald's was almost like you didn't even spend anything. I know. Used to be that the the dollar McChick and ████ like that. Yeah. Yo, we grew up in an area of 29 cent hamburgers. That was the only reason I thought church was I cuz we used to get that after church. 29 cent hamburger and 39 cent cheeseburger is crazy to think about. You used to get 99 cent Big Macs. They can get you used to do bucket of fries where they would superers size the cup
4:11 and just dump fries in it. Oh, that's right. Do that. Used to get that all the time. You can do that. Yeah. No way. For large fries. You have to sign a waiver. What do you mean you could do? But they used to be beef tallow, dude. Remember that? They tasted different. Yeah, the beef. The beef tallow. Perfect. Yeah, the the lard. Yeah, the lard. Now it has to be ████ halal. Really? Seed oils and ████ Well, yeah. They stopped using it because they're able to sell the fries as being meatless if you wanted to like if you were vegan or some ████ I didn't even know when they made the change. I thought they always fried it was in the '90s like the same time Michael Jackson made a change. Do you guys remember? They did it after Superersiz Me that movie. You guys remember the taste? I thought Superiz Me was in the
5:01 So it used to be beef tallow before that. Yeah. It was like beef, whatever the ████ it is. Lard. Or whatever. Lard. Yeah. But then somebody I think some somebody either filed a complaint or sued. Why? Cuz they were under the impression that if they were eating fries, they weren't eating meat. What's something that you wish a lawsuit never happened so we can go back to that? That one. Oh my god, dude. Good question, bro. Wendy's Chili. No, I'm just kidding. I don't care. Wendy's Chili. You guys hear about that? No. Finger. Yeah, there was a finger in Wendy's chili. Yeah, but she did it to her. Yeah, she faked it, right? Oh, what a ████ I wish the ████ um We didn't clock it. Oh, sorry. I wish uh Ed Sheeran's not Ed Sheeran, but like I wish the ████ Marvin Gay State never sued. Oh, yeah.
5:52 I mean, that ████ effectively ended or derailed most of Robin Thick's career. His career is done, right? Yeah. I saw him performing at a private event. I mean, that was that's a thing. But dude, completely robbed them of all the profits in this. So crazy, man. Crazy. Over being like robbed them thick, huh? But then it it sucks that like it sucks that their answer to like copying it, you know, when they were accused of copying the song. Their answer was like, "Yes, we took inspiration from it." Like they they weren't saying they ████ literally made from scratch. They were saying inspiration, which I thought was totally valid. I agree. Anything in the art world where you sue over like that type of ████ is really ████ to me. It's nuts, man. I'd like to have live without that and any of the fake metos. Some guy tried some guy tried suing me and Mike for the thinning. Why? What? Cuz he he's
6:42 like, "Oh, I came up with this and like I had a student film like this and it's like, "Brother, I don't We never heard of you in our lives, dude. Never heard of your s█████ little student film." That's like the lady was suing the uh Matrix Brothers. Oh, right. Well, also like it's not like The Thing is the most original ████ idea of all time. I'm like it's a dystopian movie thing. Like also that's such a hard fight. Well, exactly. I mean, he he he basically sent us a letter like saying like, "Hey, send me like $3 million or whatever or $6 million and we're good." And we just sent it to our lawyers and laughed it off. Classic shakeddown then. That sucks. all the like discrimination lawsuits that are like like that one fat rapper or girl with the Uber or whatever. couldn't get in the Uber. But like for like 50 million, all these like
7:33 inflated things like back in the days somebody called you fat, you didn't get to sue him for $50 million, you know? It's discrimination. I I agree in some sense. I'm just saying it's not $50 million lawsuit discrimination. I don't know. I think it's the lawyers that say that, right? Yeah. The lawyers know what they can Yeah. shoot for. They shoot for the stars. Do you think Do you think that specific case was discriminatory? No. Um, I think it all depends on like how anything is said, right? Cuz anything is case by case. It just depends on how it's said. When you look at the video, it doesn't seem like the guy was trying to like hurt her feelings. It seems like the guy was trying to save his suspension. Yeah, that's a lot of money if that ████ ████ up. I'm going to save you on camera with that piece of rice in your beard. Leave it. Leave it. Leave it. It's hot. You're so hot to me right now.
8:26 Can you pass me a pita bread? The whole bag. Yeah. Want pita bread? Yes, please. Thank you. And pass it down. Did you see it as discriminatory when that that big girl was denied the Uber ride? Hell no. No. She had that coming, dude. Why didn't she order like a big Uber? You can do that. Yeah, there's Uber XL. Yeah, exactly. But she needed XXL. I think it was lift. And I think the best comment was saying she needed to order forklift. Oh, really? That was really funny. That was actually funny though, man. That's the justice that serves. It's like you get roasted for some ████ like that for that. Yeah. The fact that people were daring to compare a morbidly obese person with the needs of someone who's just 7 feet tall is
9:17 insane because that guy didn't become 7 feet by eating too much and not exercising. It's not like he ████ was like, "Oops, I'm 7 feet now." Talking all the nutrition when he was a kid. That dude has no choice. That message is a little tall approved. You don't We don't talk about your kind. You airplanes are discriminatory cuz they don't have seats like meant for like 400 lb people. Wow. I think that's a wild case. That's crazy. There was a girl who was complaining that uh Hilton hotels made their walls too thin to walk between the hallway. Oh my god. Oh, you mean the hallway is like long enough? Yeah. No, the hallway was discriminatory for not being widened. Well, they're wide enough for you to like carry your roller luggage. That's pretty wide. If they could do a bell hop through that ████ She was wider than most tumies. That's insane, dude. Some of these losses got to wait out a person
10:07 dying. Extension. Extension. Extension. Heartbreer. Yeah. Just You guys watch Doctor Now, huh? You watch Doctor Now? Well, it's it's he's I think um it's called 600 lb life or whatever. It's called Dr. Now. No, but the guy in there's Dr. Now, and he's just straight up with um You said he's like a Middle Eastern, right? I love that. I think so. He's straight up. Someone's like, "Oh, I think you need a foreign doctor for that show. I haven't ate all day. I need food. I I need nutrients." And he goes, "You have enough nutrients for the next four years." He did the math already. Yeah. It'll take you a while to starve, man. Those two uh big sisters that you know the I pay my bills, my bills are paid. They're hella funny to me. Remember the one where the girl's like, "I think I'm
10:57 pregnant." The doctor is like, "Why?" She's like, "I'm getting cravings." Cravings? What? It's like for like water. And then it cuts to like her sister. It's like, "You ain't pregnant. You just thirsty." Sounds like garbage, but I love it. Yeah, it does. That's the best. Or like on when you get caught on like a a car dash cam and it's like you're trying to like make it so it looks like you got rear ended and everybody walks out of the car all like holding their necks and stuff. That's one that's that's a good one. I hate that ████ Insurance fraud accident ████ Cuz that could happen to your mom or dad. I know. Really sad to think about. I wonder how many people have got away with that. A ton. Yeah. A lot before dash cams. Mhm. I mean, we're a very soo
11:48 happy culture in general. Yeah. And and being rear was it the rear end collision is the hardest to like not be at fault when you're the one who hit them. Yeah. Super difficult. I mean, I might commit that fraud in the future just like if I need to. I just feel like it's low hanging fruit, you know? Yeah. Yeah. If I'm having a tough time, then I like share with my community, you know, like spread the wealth. If you got like a band, you know, I'm like, "Come on, hit my Jeep." Dude, Tracy Morgan's lawsuit with Walmart. That was so insane. That was massive. Massive. He almost died, right? Walmart. His friend died. His friend passed away in the car. Wait. Okay. Yeah, that's worth a lawsuit. But he also got his brain his brain wasn't the same after that ████ either. Tracy
12:38 Morgan. Yeah. Tracey Morgan got ████ up. That's why he's on eight. But they paid him what? Like like almost a he he they paid him like half a billion dollars or something crazy like that. What was the cause? What happened? The driver. The It was the truck driver's fault. Yeah. Fell Oh, I fell asleep. God. Yeah. It was a Walmart truck driver. Yes. Yeah. Damn. Something like that. Oh, he got he got 90 mil. Wow. I remember being big. That doesn't even make these lawsuits don't make sense number-wise. That one makes sense cuz it's a calculator though. Like it derailed his career. was making more money and and he was able to show the exact jobs he wouldn't be able to do from then on. Damn. So, it's not like a person who's like, you know, unemployed collecting 90 mil. It's like his career was on an up, too. Yeah. My friend got rear ended by a truck. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Uh uh he got rear ended by a truck driver on meth and he got like 60
13:28 grand. It's not Yeah. You already get a lot of money. Mhm. But the fact that you're Tracy Morgan probably means you got a better lawyer than a guy like that. That's true. And it's a corporation. Yeah. Walmart. You're like, "Bro, we're taking you to the cleaners." You know what it is. Sorry. Yeah. If it's Walmart, dude, people can't wait to sue Walmart. I'm pouring bottles of water in there every time. During that accident, too. It wasn't frivolous where like everyone's just holding their necks afterwards. His friend died in front of him. If you was in that same situation, you was going to get 90 mil. Like, which friend are you willing to sacrifice? Pick me. Pick me. Pick me. Damn. Would you do it for Ryan? Just like kick the can. I wouldn't want anyone I know to die for. I can't even joke about it. Can't be anybody I know. You could choose me, but
14:18 you need to have a statue of me and you need to see and pray to every day cuz I gave you pray to it every day. I gave you Lord Jakawa. You know what I wish it was? I wish it was a ████ I was being carjacked and I just took off and the guy's got a gun to my head and then a Walmart truck hits us. That guy dies and I act like he was my friend. The best. And I go, "No, my friend." Why do they have a gun to you? I don't know. They're like, "How do you how do you are you friends with a lot of Romani people?" I saw this scam recently where a guy finished eating at a restaurant and then he tried to gaslight his waiter into thinking that he already paid like with a $100 bill. Oh. And the waiter's like, "No, you didn't." He's like, "Yes, I did. I just gave it to you." And you walked away. Wild. He He pressed it hard enough until he got the meal for free. Wow, it worked. What? Yeah.
15:09 I never even thought about that before. It's probably not a good racket, dude. I think I have I think I have an irrationally high hatred towards Dine and Dash people. Really? Yeah. Dine and Dash people are ████ horrible. Like I demand I demand a heavy sentence. You don't You don't fantasize about just running out? I don't like that. I don't like the idea at all. Take out on the road and just have a life for myself. You know, do that. I would never, but I fantasize about it. That's one of the crimes I fantasize about. Would you ding and dashing? A dying and dasher or somebody who like rips off their pubes and then puts it in like the rest of their food and it's like we're going to have to put pews in my food. I'm going to have to try to challenge you to like a like a scam. A ding scammer. Yeah. Come on, dude. Yeah. Oh, boohoo. They're eating too. That's my favorite kind of humor. I thought you were going to say the pubes thing I did to my friend in high
16:00 school. You know Carlos? Yeah. So my friend would always ask me to borrow the the book for the next class cuz he had the class after me. Oh, that's so high school. So then like I know what page he's going to turn to. So I put all my pubes on that page. Gross. Jesus, dude. And so like when he turn the most ████ high school boy ████ I've ever I'm like you're not going to borrow my book without paying the price, man. Jeez, we're not eating, Ryan. Jeez, we're not eating. That was a good sword. That was one of my favorite stories of the day. Girls don't do that to each other. No. Be a lot cooler if you guys did. Be pretty long to get them out there. Yeah. Remember Bart was asking if like girls don't put their boob in their armpit and then just answer a FaceTime. They put it on things. Anybody not eating their peppers? Oh,
16:50 you can have mine if you want. You can have mine. I just ate one. I got I got smoked, but it was really good. It was bomb. Anybody's willing to give me a pepper here. Take them take them from my thing and then just pass it back. Take my Oh, the Peta. The gravity. Gravity and Peta. Oh, Peter. Oh, Peter. Oh, Peter. Peter. I thought you could fly. Peter, thank you. Did you say thank you to Anthony? What the hell? No. No. So I was I got I got an email. What's the email about? What's the email about? You frames for my mail got delivered. Do any of you guys do any of you guys have friends? Not even friends, but like
17:40 do any of you guys have a person that you met a long long time ago that you do not keep in touch with? you don't say ████ to them since the day you met them and they still hit you up promoting something they're doing or selling. It's been a while. It's been a while. But I used to have that happen all the time. That's weird. Yes, it has been a while. But I also get it like they don't do it now because I'm not like relevant or anything online anymore. But when you know like off TV or you're coming up a little bit, it makes sense. It's good hustle. But you might as well try. I don't blame the hustle. Do you want to annoy your friends with the invites or just want to bother the people you don't know very well and be like, "Give me streams." Sometimes people don't understand that what they what they have is not the same as your demo and they just cannot understand that and they think that you're trying to shrug them off. Oh, right. Right. Right. Literally won't
18:30 help you or me. Not fit. Yeah. Right. And then you look like you're slinging ████ to people. Right. Like I'm like my audience is a bunch of Mexican kids who love prank videos. Like they're not going to listen to your like they're not going to watch you like your theater play whatever the ████ your improv show. You know what I mean? Like they're nobody's going to that brother. Yeah. Know your audience, right? You know what's a crazy move that I think you would ████ laugh your dick off at? There's this guy that when we were doing LMFAO tour, one of the wardrobe people had a boyfriend that was a music producer. He got into her email and got everybody's like email chain for the ████ tour and sent his beats. Oh my god. Just give me a chance. Remember that guy? Heather's Heather's boyfriend. Just
19:20 give me a chance. I remember when that happened. Yeah. Did she get in trouble for it? It didn't matter. Like Yeah, she got in trouble. But then the main thing was like like Foo and Sky were like, "F███ this fool." Like they they didn't matter how good he was. They were just like, "Yes, you guys should have been like, "Have you heard Oh my god, who gave this to us? Who is this? Who is this? And then invite him and then be like, "Dude, is this you?" And he's like, "Yeah, it ████ sucks so bad." And have everyone just standing there going, "It was probably the worst thing I've ever ████ heard." Yeah, it was. We didn't even listen to him cuz we were just making fun of how he did that. And she had to do like a formal apology to everybody. Oh, ████ That's crazy. And he's like, "Yo, babe, I'm just trying to make it, you know." Mhm. Yeah. Imagine for us cuz she said he did that without telling her. Damn. Imagine how that is.
20:12 So So they broke up after that or what? Yeah, they did actually. There was a guy that I didn't even work with one time. I just like kind of met him real quick and then like you know I'm doing movies and stuff like that and he kept on sending me and Mike his not just his head shot, right? He would send us like his dick shots. No, like a a 3 gigabyte folder of like 65 different head shot of him like in every single possible stance of all time. And he thought like that's a good move and not like that's the most embarrassing thing trying to show my versatility. It was wild, dude. Less is more. But these guys don't understand that. Like Okay, now you don't understand. Like we just sent that to 35 people that we know who also will think that's cringe so we can all laugh at you cuz you're nuts. Yeah, it's a crazy move. Yeah, wild move. Damn, that's wild. I'm gonna just compile a bunch of head shots of myself. I'm gonna sp spend
21:02 time at the studio and I'm gonna get probably like 65 pictures and I'm going to start emailing them to you. I got to get head shot. You won't do that. I will do that. You won't do it. I have pictures of you. My bluff. He said what? I have a lot of photos of you. Yeah, I have a lot of photos of you haven't even seen that you might like. No, I'm going to I don't don't even hit me with You don't even have to prove them. I know which ones are good. That's like the unself-aware person is such a fascinating p individual. It's unfortunate too. Mhm. It's cuz their life's a movie, dude. Self-aware. Or is it also just purely desperate? Cuz I think some of them are self-aware that this this is desperate. Yeah. But you're so desperate that like you end up just looking. It's a little bit of a compliment when they see you as the only thing that might have leverage for them. Yeah. But it's still like dumb. It's so dumb. Yeah, I look like a thumb. In your chance. Look like a thumb. Cuz I think
21:53 you see these stories of like people that go to a corporate office and they just wait all day and you just think, "Oh, I just need to be the version of that for this." Yeah. I they they get inspired by those [Music] stories. Exactly. Yeah. They just got to ████ try. They're just forgetting that some of those people are just really qualified for that position they want and they just needed a chance. Mhm. Like I was what was it? I was I was watching this thing. I forgot who it was. One of his country music. I think it was Chris Christopherson or somebody like really wanted to like get on this one uh label or something. So he like flew a helicopter to the guy's backyard or some ████ Forgot who did that. But like that's that's kind of tight though. Yeah. But that's already a person that like deserves it kind of a thing. That's wild. Not steal a whole email list and then blast it out and be like give me a chance. My ████ is so tight. M.
22:47 You were so close though.
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