0:00 dude if the dog cocked it and yeah that's true right sites and everything [Music] a 32 year old man in Turkey was reportedly shot and killed by his own dog after the canine stepped on the trigger of a shotgun how what the ████ ████ Dude That's like ████ you turning on the gas at home with the ████ dog imaginary dog pounding back another fanny pack you equate that to Nick that's something that happened to Nick hey man a ████ your dog ████ blew your brains out with the shotgun so you think if I die I'm gonna die like that yeah why was there a loaded shotgun on the ground well so he was actually even on there he was out hunting with his friend okay
0:50 um in a place called The Kills in Plateau okay in Turkey nice name he's putting his dog into his car the animal's paw touched the gun which was in the car and then the rifle fired him is the ████ trigger in the shape of a bone maybe it's a big meaty dog oh was his friend the only one there yeah I think so yeah it was just him and his friends but his friends shot him and blamed it on the dog oh ████ that's that's interesting after the dog shot him the fingerprint was his friend's fingerprint it's like a Dick Cheney thing in it yeah oh when he was hunting yeah I know that hunting accident classic hunting accident just like the stove turning on by itself yeah kitchen accident hey dude Remember The Walking Dead yep it's like hey let's go uh hunting real quick and ████ yeah it was Shane versus that versus Rick Grimes and ████ come on nah
1:40 or like Lenny and ████ uh Gary Sinise in the movie oh Mice and Men oh yeah think about that think about the wagon remember Garrison's man yeah yeah I forgot is that a book like can you just because he was in CSI New York okay he's starting to see us at New York that was my favorite show as a kid the character by John Steinbeck what was his name I don't remember but I just want to make the George George no I like Garrison he's better dude he was the captain in uh Forrest Gump yeah he was oh yeah there's ████ hated Lieutenant Dan man why are you ████ with my boy he was a dick he was just a broken man yeah he was ████ up he got problems oh wait no
2:30 nothing about another movie I'm thinking about uh a few A Few Good Men is that Cuba Gooding Jr what movie have you watched part is that is that is that can we go to Junior's not in the future wait that guy's not even in that movie dude you didn't name anyone I mixed up all these millions you can't talk about movies no more of it no I mixed them all up Black Hawk Down they're all mixed up she's in uh tell me all these Naval movies saw the Power Rangers movies this year he's like it's pretty good I hate Cuba Gooding and Glenn Gary Glen Ross um so they took his body to the morgue and then there's an investigation underway to actually determine the details they put the dog on the stand damn yeah what happens then if your dog
3:22 if it was a true accident do you does the dog get put down that's a really good for involuntary manslaughter yeah I think it just goes on neglect does it go to the pound dollar yeah because if the dog bit him the dog yeah the dog gets put down but if it's a ████ what if it's a human Contraption but what happens if like now that that dog doesn't have an owner gets the dog gets like a new owner and then for whatever random reason the dog shoots their second owner they probably put that dog down okay because this is two chances this would be the same thing like let's say you had a dog in riding shotgun and you're like oh what's that my car's not working so you go to the front of the car and the dog jumps on the driver's side and steps and runs your ass over it's kind of like it's kind of cute it's kind of tough but it's kind of your fault yeah you know
4:12 they train these three dogs how to drive it's pretty funny do you see that you know they are they have Mini Coopers and these three ████ dogs are just driving now I'm in I don't know how to ████ switch gears it's crazy I've seen the dog on the ████ the the scooter oh yeah or a skateboard well they put it in a drive you could call me at any hour of the night and send that to me all right yeah for sure so yeah send more dog videos kind of ████ I want to see I've seen dogs using toilets I've seen that JP and poo in there and they know how to flush it after that is crazy so this man had become a father 10 days prior to this Australian shepherds are so cute and after and after the shot was fired the dog reportedly put it to fall like this
5:03 one like gifts it covered everything yeah how did the article write that part like what was the uh word for word it's like yeah word for Words there's a diagram sure dotted line a wistful sound the dog was sad it was yeah it was sad damn that's ████ up dude yeah but uh I pictured a more of a golden retriever but oh yeah I pictured a pie I don't know what kind of dog is I just made it a pug it doesn't say a hunting plug yeah and it actually has a stock image of just some dog yeah that's the best part about this it's like it's like a pedigree ████ ass and look look what it says right here I was the old guy this stock even shows a dog sitting outside okay thanks turkey thanks guys this is not you don't it's not coverage people wonder why I make up details because there's no details when you die
5:54 they say your your life flashes before your eyes yeah so if it flashes and then it goes to the part where you see your dog stepping on the trigger you'd be like man I'm a ████ ████ dude when you look when you look up and this dog's like wagging yeah buddy you're like what are you serious that's how I went out it was you you son of a ████ I remember this it was used that's for not giving me treats does he point so that his resting place is pointing at the dog and the dog's like so that's just that's just not leaving the safety on huh and it's loaded some guns don't have a safe don't load it okay should you is that bad gun etiquette to put your load of gun on the floor no not technically not it's technically not so it's the dog's
6:44 fault then I mean if you're hunting and you're out in the woods but let's be real Bart if this was like on Twitter and the gun Community scholarship I mean it could be because those guys don't even ████ do anything for reals that's crazy odds that you left the gun in a way that was pointed at a vital organ yeah and accessible by pause yeah yeah it's kind of uh one in a million in it because I'm sure like well for shotguns right is the trigger pretty like hard to pull it all depends on the gun dude if the dog cocked it and yeah that's true right s and everything loading the shelves themselves with ████ no opposable thumbs he has it in his mouth thank you that's right dude
7:36 and the whole time the owner's like no stop don't don't ████ the gun don't you load it don't load it don't take the bikes out don't pop it before the front it bends forward yeah [Laughter] front end of this shotgun off he bites everything damn I wish he didn't have a kid it's like a less fun oh no yeah take the kid part out of the artist yeah can we forget about that can we just say that that didn't happen let's go back to the part where the dog is sawing the shotgun and has goggles on at least it's a shotgun it could have been like a machine gun and it would have been oh my God it's a musket in the Fool's ████ putting gun powder in or it could have been a full a full auto Sig Sauer yeah it's going crazy that we're like how
8:27 does that exist those are funny images I have in my head now like dogs on like 50 cows dogs with guns anything at the perform sizing animals I'm in yeah dude you put an animal in a parachute you put an animal in a tank you put an animal in a plane I'm in yeah every time do you like those Navy SEAL dogs they like they jump out of the planes with them and then they have ████ goggles on too so really so ████ cool I love when they give a dog like a ████ medal but they don't know what the ████ is happening yeah it's just a dog's nose like they get a key to the city yeah but the dogs are sitting there and then they give them a ████ medal and then the dogs ████ makes me ████ die you know what I saw I saw on a Veterans Day there's this dog so he had like four deployments to Afghanistan and if there's this one restaurant that honors like all vets so the dog is sitting at the booth like
9:18 this and then the owner is like cutting and giving them French toast no really he's a vet technically and so he was like giving them ████ French toast veterinarian bacon that's no idea what's going on yeah he has no clue yeah he's just like thank you for four tours this one's for Libya this one's for Afghanistan do you think there's do you think there's dogs out there that are doing Stolen Valor poor Taurus hey Dalmatians didn't serve y'all were working at home in the firehouses [Music]
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