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Sonic Employee Arrested for Tampering With Food

#hotdog#sonic#wallet#cocaine#track
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0:00 what else do you guys use to like keep you on track because I feel like I suffer from this I just go like this watch talk to me while I'm working hey [Music] so there was an employee at a Sonic drive-in restaurant love that place just doing his ████ job was he on skates no oh he was why the ████ would you ask that dude sorry he was cooking do the cookware skates okay what the ████ are you talking about so he's just doing his job right and sometimes in America when you're doing your job you get accused of doing things that's messed up and this guy sometimes in America yeah so this guy's making a hot dog order right and he's preparing the order and the customer gets the hot dog and the customer's like hey I think there's an issue with my hot dog and he's like well what what's the issue with the hot dog

0:50 he's like yeah so like my hot dog doesn't have first of all any mustard on it or ketchup and also it has a bag of cocaine in it inside the hot dog yeah what an instant wrap so was it next to the hot dog meat or was it inside of the meat it was inside of the meat wow oh do you have a picture he's like not even playing along anymore but x-ray of the hot dog do they say if there was fentanyl in it so this lady this lady she gets her hot dog right and she bites into it and she she discovers she bitten into a plastic bag oh my God

1:43 she could have ████ died her teeth weren't that sharp she didn't get any Coke in her mouth so she says yeah cause what if it was Fenton on that ████ she's dead she's ████ dead she stays there for her nose damn dude what a what a weird mistake to make who made that mistake is my question no dude so yeah this uh this woman or this person the name Salazar all right this Christian Jeffrey David Salazar was a witness on camera with another Sonic employee a woman right and there appeared to be like some kind of hand-to-hand transaction right like little dab situation like Shredder in the beginning of Ninja Turtles the movie they're selling drugs out of a Sonic and then the next thing that they know like if you know he um all of a sudden after he makes the food I'm not kidding it

2:34 says um that he appears to frantically search the area oh my God as if he lost something really do be losing their actual drug baggie like that do you think those guys are like pretty on top of where they put their drugs like you think they would be right like because cocaine's expensive it's very expensive you you'd have an individual pocket where you're like but if you're high that's true also too if you're focused like Nikki right if Nikki's doing something I cannot interrupt her if I interrupt her even just quickly like hey babe I need a quick dab and she's like oh yeah right then she just lost track yeah and then all of a sudden she's like you know what I do though I just Shuffle

3:24 it so I'm a one-track person right so I'm like okay I'm in crypto mode right now Nikki needs a hug right now Shuffle I'm in hug mode okay I'm not doing both yeah I shuffled it I'm in hug bugs but how do you do you have ADV though before you started no how do you go back to where you started I leave my computer screen up where I was so wait wait when you look at the screen it looks the same to you yeah it's exactly where I left it oh yeah I know exactly why I was there so it's just like it's just like when I'm formatting a thought here it's like oh I don't think yeah so do you think that's a pretty clear sign of 80d of like being like hyper focused and then like you get snapped some way some other direction you get ████ and then because for me that's like this like a train track is going this way right when something is now implanted in my head it goes this way and then there's no way to

4:15 go back to the track I think I have 80d then no way Jose it goes like this hey do you want water yeah and then you go wait what about can I get ice and then it's already gone the Train's ████ gone dude computer we don't talk about ████ ice and then when I come back to the time they made ice was in fuel Japan and I'm back to the computer and I'm just like ████ all right chapter one bro I feel like I'm just I think I have to leave my computer and ████ and the tabs the same way yeah but then I have to write what my thoughts and feelings are at that time when you stop so when I go back I reread this good or else I can see the same ████ but I'm not

5:06 seeing the same ████ you know as long as I see it I remember why I was there I do use memory triggers um to do it later and in my notes is that what else do you guys use to like keep you on track because I feel like I suffer from this I just go like this watch talk to me when I'm working hey [Laughter] another way to fix it no you know what also works it works to go like like this what oh yeah yeah yeah yeah ladies love it my relationship is growing great too do you have it do I no for sure like Bart Scooby-Doo no how do you how

5:57 do you deal with it yeah I know everything I have I have a whole list of things I need to do and I have ideas I'm like writing it down and be like what if the little Debbies are big daddies and your wife comes in and she's like oh no oh it's gone we're too dumb to even simulate a fake ending win I have so many notes on my phone right because of like ideas or whatever I have to write it down and then I look I look back I'll try to do like a note clean up once a month and some of the ideas I wrote down 17 times the same ████ thing my notes app is a ████ mess okay no way I have it like in different places too yeah because I have one in a notebook I have one in my phone one on my desktop one on here yeah and some of this stuff might be like one word yeah mine too get a dispenser

6:49 dude I think I have 80d and then you I'm like but it says get us dispenser 17 times 15 different pages Trails like that because that's like you know when you're in Forest right and you ████ have a little ████ Trail to go back that's what it is um it's like it's like memory Trails breadcrumbs it's also hard when like that reminds me of when when we would create dance moves which I know you're gonna love right and then you like you go okay great that was awesome let's name it so you name it and then the next day you look at it you go what the ████ was even a turtle what was a German torpedo Del Sol sounds pretty ████ yeah and then no one can know it was we're like I don't know we spent hours now we don't know it could be you could be interrupted and go right back

7:39 like to what you were thinking about if that if that thought is like super prominent what I'm stuck on I'm stuck on thinking about the whole day if I'm like okay I need to get this I need to get this thing done because it leads to this and if I get back into I'll be I'll be okay um because sometimes I'll get so like like either my two thoughts got mixed or whatever and I'm just like trying to remember something but something came up there's times when I'm like ████ where the ████ up in my wallet whatever and then I go and I look the whole house I can't find it and I found it in the trash can because like I'm doing something else and then the wallet was something else in that moment the wallet was in my wallet it was because oh I needed a throw jury duty away allegedly allegedly to-do list

8:32 in the trash can and the jury duty envelope in my backpack if you go to the store you pay with your jersey yeah here you are just like I'm ████ rich this guy hates wallets [Laughter] I'm so rich when I'm developing ideas brainstorming or when I'm constructing the question in my mind to come out with the rest of the things I need to do that's when I can't be interrupted because that's where it ████ me up like when you're developing a concept or like create like when you're in the processing versus like I know what I need to do and I need to finish that job that's completely different yeah that's easier yeah it's like yeah I think that's more

9:22 task oriented yeah but when you're doing something creative then it's like when you're doing some thinking yeah yeah I'd end up doing 50 million things at once you usually are doing a lot of things at once I think I'm yeah you're literally doing 20 things right now yeah I'm killing two birds of One Stop raising these pups when you're a dad bro like you just you just don't have time to do anything else you know I can't wait man that looks so easy dude this is the easiest thing ever what was this about it's about that exact thing right there Sonic hot dogs and cocaine wow that was a whole journey it was almost like we did like a little microcos on what added yeah is that why this show so were there any charges filed for any of this uh there isn't

10:13 arrest warrant for what and yeah they knew who the culprit was the guy says that he purchased the cocaine from someone in the restaurants parking lot God damn you ever seen that video Bobby Brown doing a live concert and cocaine bag falls out of his pocket and he uses his dance move to pick it up it's so smooth [Music]

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