0:00 foreign [Music] welcome back to another awesome episode of the careful boys we're extremely careful and we were so careful just now yeah just now yeah it wasn't recording though it was so early what were we being careful about Nick I'm doing I'm doing the the BART face okay so today's prompt is if uh you were to redo College uh knowing what you know today oh knowing what I know today knowing what you know today how would you redo it and yes you are yes you aren't like 40 years old you're a college age oh okay okay okay so it's like a Lindsay Lohan movie where your brain goes back to your old body did you watch that movie no is that freaking I watched the commercial I didn't know that movie because people talk about it did you watch that movie or brain doesn't go in your old body yeah what
0:50 are you talking about how does It Go video what's it called is that is that right yeah that's where you switch Friday switches with the mom yeah oh anyway for some reason parent traps completely different yes yes totally different and also is it that social climate or this social club it's two days that's a good question do we watch the same Parent Trap because yeah it never leaves your ████ body of the parents right parent traps it's just twins I think she just schooled my ass yeah Joe keep going I haven't watched is the world is the world sentiment what it is today or was it when we were it's just it's just what we know today that's simplified what we know today but then it's like all of a sudden we're in college now redo it again so it's like 2 000 and nobody knows two thousand no he's saying 2022. he says you wake up 2022 it's right now it's right now you're in college but
1:41 that's what I'm saying just move on to the ████ dream God damn it right now this is what happened what are the rules all right what color shirt am I wearing I guess I would have done College to begin with really some good places you really think you would want to do college well in this mindset I guess because what would you study what would you study what would I study yeah oh you know what I actually would study is um because you got to do entertainment so that it's like present day Steve going back I think programming would be fun honestly that makes sense because it's it's fascinating anyway I kind of Tinker around with it like using crypto stuff anyway so it'd be kind of fun now that you're being practical I think I would have learned some ████ Finance or some ████ this just got cold extremely
2:31 fast well either that I ████ quit because ████ college is useless but if I were to learn something something that's practical I could use with my hands on like I was a bio major right you can't do ████ that's so cool I know what a ████ mother country is yeah I can't do ████ with that doctor because that's the track you were going to gotta go another four years of ████ or you could be a pet doctor like my sister and want to kill yourself she loves that joke last JK news we actually did like worse jobs that people didn't want or some ████ and veterinarian was one of them like it's not what they expected ████ no ████ you're just putting everyone yeah it's just ████ just murdering animals all day you're killing everyone's favorite cat everyone becomes a vet thinking that one day they're gonna be out there saving doctors like er animal version and ████ I mean saving ████
3:27 I don't want it anymore it's too expensive and like you think it's gonna be like this loving family I mean like oh please do something and please whatever it takes and then they're like is this gonna cost money ████ no just kill it I don't care you didn't go to college because of entertainment yeah oh yeah of course I was I well I never planned I never planned on going to college ever not even high school ████ no dude I barely got out of there what got you to go ████ College I'm gonna go straight to where did you do UCB yeah okay well that's kind of college yeah well I got I got kind of a weird job from going leaving high school going into professional improv in San Diego so like I was getting paid like very little but like you're something though or something so it gives you a little bit of incentive and makes you feel like you can be you know you could be a Carney for life well there's that
4:18 there's that initial momentum right where you're like oh this is actually like doing something like I'm not just like starving all the time for the sake of starving all the time but your parents don't understand and they think it's really stupid especially improv because it kind of is improv's really ████ if they ever showed one of your classes and they're just like the ████ you skipped college for this yeah like you're gonna get a suggestion yeah you're not even doing the work because the the hot the the height of the Improv Tower is you get to be on whose lives in anyway which only ran for like four seasons they brought it back they brought it back they brought it back okay but there but that's what I mean like where's it going it's a lot he's like who the ████ is gonna go and it's like that's it it's Wayne Brady and the one other guy the thing where you go but yeah so yeah I went to Comedy school I guess you could say but that's I didn't go to call also coming from a generation where like most of our parents have like like real jobs yeah they're like wait what do you want to do like I want to
5:09 make people laugh [Laughter] they're like what the ████ ████ brutal and it's not even like stand-up comedy or like something that has a career trajectory like that's that's it it's that or like maybe SNL Matt TV okay so hypothetically you're going to college you're going to be a ████ geek in college what else are you gonna do you're gonna like sign up for a fraternity you're gonna like I'm a plow ass yeah you're gonna plow ass yeah I'm gonna start beating them beating cheeks up all over yeah within your within your department or I know yeah they're all you gotta Wade through a bunch of things I was like what is this you're gonna really dig through I've seen how he deals with women it's pretty similar he just moved him aside yeah I'm just a ████ Assassin's Creed ████ waiting my way through the crowd would
5:59 you live on the dorms did you get an apartment would you be in the frat house bro I hated having roommates I hated it do you guys still have roommates I don't mean to I got a roommate damn sorry your life sucks it does it sucks living with 20 year olds though just in general yeah it's bad I also hate fraternities I always judge them because I was like you guys don't want to be gangsters I like the ones we knew yeah they're just losers most of the time most of the time do you know because all the ones we know they're like the Frat people yeah no they're just ████ party people I just wanted to like get drunk you know it was our generation though everybody was a wannabe gangster like they're throwing a ████ like there were wannabe gangsters in high school like I saw that just KKK yeah I'm like you better keep your fingers down here wait what was dancers like in college
6:50 the best squiggling man the ████ best uh other than other than if you really if I were to just objectively explain it you'd probably be like that sucks ass we would literally there was no dance studios for the street teams so we would practice in the ████ parking structures and we would start like 9 p.m we didn't know like 3 A.M on average and it would be literally in a ████ parking structure and then anytime a car would come by because they had to park or some ████ be a game off everybody had to like split the road car go by and park and then you come back on with your boom boxing how rehearsal would be back then now now knowing what I know is extremely inefficient but back then you would go there you would have like coordinated warm-ups you'd review the routines that you learned you might learn a new routine you spend like over an hour cleaning you might work on a transition trying to put together a competitive show oh okay so you take
7:41 like three months to put together a competitive show to compete but if I were to redo it knowing what I do now I ████ put the whole show together in less than a week because like why are you wasting your time when you give yourself three months to work on a project right you actually suck the whole way until maybe real start real stuff starts happening last week anyway yeah yeah right everything starts coming together but why because you guys are lazy college students and you guys procrastinate I think it's just uh this that was just the structure that I was like taught going into a team when you join a group of something you kind of like fall to the system yeah but I feel like you know and coming out of it now if I were to just have the knowledge that of what I had now I ended up becoming the director I ended up becoming a director of other dance organizations I would run that ████ different versus is coming in just a minute to the way it was done obviously you gotta learn ████ like traditional stuff but it was ████ inefficient you know what I mean so you know what you do
8:31 now know now you would still go and dance again yeah I think I would have a great ass well first because you just know so much more about dance I honestly feel like the joining a dance team in college 80 was the culture and the lifestyle 20 was dancing you know none of it was girls that's in the 80 percent I'm trying to allude to that because whenever I think about guys in college like trying to build a skill whatever they're doing I think they're going ████ ████ ████ that was the first half of my dance Journey my first half of my dance Journey was like yo I'm just trying to like ████ impress him I want her to look at me second half of my dance journey is when I started trying to impress other dudes that were like really good you just went the other way is that when you transcend your hobby
9:21 into like actual like hard work is when he was like now I need to impress other I think plow and ass would have been a uh a better a better priority what's up you don't think you ████ enough in college nah nah are you in a relationship relationship yeah I think that was my biggest mistake the worst being in a ████ long-ass related being in love you learn a lot you learn a lot but when you realize like no matter what every single one of us we're to go back in time when was college for us like 2003 years ago now right yeah not that far so we're looking at minimum 15 plus years ago it's like chances are most of us might not have even been with our significant others that we're with now might not I don't know about Nick oh Nick was Nick's the only ones I went to a commuter School dudes were you banging her in the dorms though I didn't even go to dorms I don't even
10:11 know we're on the commute I don't even know what a ████ dorm looked like dude where'd you go where'd you go dog come on I went to uh CSUN oh nothing she doesn't have dorms oh well I went to I just commuted I drove there ████ 30 minutes from Pasadena yeah it wasn't that bad it's more of a commuter School anyways yeah definitely most CAL States are but but Cal State Northbridge was cool because it had a really ████ big nice campus so I'd walk around over there I'd be like this it is a nice game they have a huge and nice Performing Arts Center we throw a show there they have nice gyms and ████ over there they have a really cool gym I never even been there I should go ah you should skip that up there you go why would you want to go there but how would you redo it just not go dude not go not go that's the entire message of this whole video skip college kids yeah no I think I for sure no look I learned a lot of cool things in college I think I learned when
11:02 I went through my two years at CSUN I realized like oh I really like science that's what I realized yeah like science I don't know I did I was like this is dope as ████ but the but we'll be playing with like ████ Petri dishes yeah yeah dude ████ beakers and like I mean lab coats bubbling yeah yeah yeah washing your eyes with the ████ sink thing yeah ████ dude I had all that nah but the problem was that I had to go through so much nonsense to get to the cool science stuff like I was I was on David's podcast and I was telling the story about how one of my classes we had to learn how to juggle what the ████ it was a motor for science yeah because it's a Kinesiology right and look part of Kinesiology a big chunk of it is like nonsense already though it's ████ stupid it sounds legit dumb we had to learn how
11:52 to like learn skills and like understand the basis of teaching skills to other people that sounds amazing this sounds freaking great dude that was my final though dude I had to go into the final and show the professor just me and him in a ████ clipboard and I had a Juggle in front of him he's just being lazy everybody wants a ████ easy final I would win if somebody would explain to me and say hey you're gonna either take this class your final is juggling or this class dude give me a test why do you want life to be s███████ no no no because yeah would you put an A in that class what are you gonna do with it I did you go to clowns exactly I'm gonna I'm gonna be I'm getting hot right now because I'm mad I think it's more useful right now than being able to write a dissertation on mitochondria yeah that's true but like learning how to juggle three like cotton balls at one time because that's what it felt like it was really ████ hard dude and I was like
12:43 I'm not gonna spend time to go drive all the way to Northridge on a Friday you're mad because you couldn't do it dude oh I did it I I ████ I did it in front of him and I was like I'm getting some ████ ball I can't no I can't juggle I can't juggle ████ prove that you ate this final you know what's you know what's surreal right now is I'm in the video where Nick is pissed about juggling that's why I ████ hate clowns dude I can't I can't I failed I well I I didn't do my final prop but I didn't do my final I showed them I I kept fumbling it and I was like I looked at him like yeah I didn't practice no I was like upset he saw I was upset I was like dude I'm not gonna juggle I was like I didn't learn this and you put him in a ████ headlock my pitch for video title is Nick's angry about juggling that's the funniest part of it he's getting eaten she wants to be pissed off
13:35 bro I had to pay money for this dog I had to pay money to go to this ████ class and then sometimes I would show up to class just for that class and we just practice our skills in class I'm juggling I was like I drove all the way out here to ████ practice juggling in a classroom like this is what my education is paying you are really immature for your age because I took this one class it was called ████ mental health or some ████ ████ mental health or something it was some ████ ████ class right and we would start every class um everyone laying on the floor with the lights off for 10 minutes and obviously I'm the one that ████ knocks out and we wake up and we ████ evaluate oh how much stress did you have this week and what was your mindset at it's like the most ████ class that everyone gets an A on
14:25 and I loved it because it was so ████ easy breathe in a room exactly and we're just talking about feelings and like oh how do you feel about your class and like what was your career going to happen with them you guys call yourselves fun as ████ yeah it was one of those elective class third grade classes in college right now learning how to juggle ████ silent reading times dude Nick's like I did get on a ████ spiral release slide come on Smiley slide my teacher's got a ████ clipboard I gotta go all the way down the ████ thing in my shorts every day we had to go into a ball pit and ████ jump in it what the ████ out of school is this it's ████ clown School dude so I'm on the monkey bars but like my legs already touching the bottom are you kidding me the shortest monkey bars in the world
15:15 Steve's tall guy though I'm a tall guy I never had fun on the monkey you were just like standing why was that fun yeah doing that ████ thing that you do because you're tall and you're like yeah you think it's hilarious that you're just walking across the monkey bars you can only do that joke so many times though completely sucks yeah attack after like five minutes but that's why you got to get new friends so you can do it again oh yeah that's true cycle them out how would you redo College I'm already scared I um to be honest dude I hacked my way through college like a ████ I don't think anyone here is surprised dude Joe winged it you're not a studious studious student I got magna ████ laude dude so is that right yes ████ straight A's for three years straight did you go to clown college too I think I I think I really would have challenged myself and and applied like
16:05 at maybe an Ivy League or something to see what I what I could get into I didn't do any of that because so I just gamified everything so I was like okay where are the community so it was like I did the Community College to University system right um and then I looked at Rate My Professor I strategized who the easiest teachers that I can get an A with and then I looked at um how did you know just look at the pictures like if they're busty chicks oh okay this professor haven't changed their final exam for 10 years if you go in this Library it's right there or whatever yeah and um it was cool it was it was right next to I had that in the bookmarks that raped my professor and rate my poo.com they were just like right next to you rate my poo you know that ████ yeah so there was um all the
16:55 community colleges here right like they weigh the same but one could be more competitive like PCC like you had top tier students there so then if you wanted to transfer out to like a good University it's way ████ harder to go from there so I was looking at different places to go and I went right here to elac and Bart showed me this place called Trade Tech and Trade Tech was ████ cake bro and not a lot of people transfer from that Community these guys are slaying in community colleges too yeah yeah check out Trey Texas we signed up I remember we were walking to ████ what was that the administration right and it was a bum with a bleeding scalp taking a ████ yeah and we're just like all right this is college it's in the it's in the part of La that looks like a like third world country like there's a lot of parts in
17:45 L.A no this one this ████ was like a college in the middle of skid row yeah this world was ████ just in the middle of the street ████ bleeding Scout for no reason taking a ████ and then me and Joe are like dude we should probably get parking permits because I think like parking industry is not good and this other homeless lady comes out and goes what are you doing and the guy's taking a ████ he's like oh hey I think I'm your professor he's working on the lesson plan you guys nailed it it was wild I love that that's the equivalent of like you guys basically were doing for your education what everyone does with YouTube now it's like I went to a one star review restaurant okay let's see how it is oh I can't believe it's s█████ and then um I wasn't even gonna go and continue because I was I was just gonna I built a business did all that stuff I had an online uh business selling ████
18:35 diecast cars and at the last minute I was like you know what I think I'm gonna finish college and then Bob was like you gotta apply for next year you're too late and I was like what the ████ because then you don't have to you have to apply a lot of parts just your college counselor yeah he was dude yeah you know you have to apply for like fall for like the next year's cement or whatever right so I was like I don't want to wait like a ████ whole half a year until I get admitted so I just looked at what schools around me would probably let me in and I just went to Cal State LA they got me in the week of that's tight and then their Administration was ████ up because while I was there I found out I didn't even have enough credits to be there nine days later your Magnum ████ Laude you didn't even have no credit he's just the only guy who ████
19:26 showed up literally dude and then so they I was like I'm already in the ████ system all right you guys ████ up and then they're trying to tell me no you need to go to this other place I was like let me talk to someone that can help me they were like it was worse than the DMV the worst ████ people working there right and I was like look how about this I'll just do the classes here and finish up the credits I need to it's an easy fix and then I had to go to a ████ counselor in the in a top person that was like okay we'll do it this time but not next I'm just negotiating with Admissions and stuff like that and then extorting them to be like you better give me monthly ████ laude before I give you a bad review on Yelp ████ what's crazy is uh everyone knew like the hacks and stuff so I remember in high school everyone started going to Cal State to the Health Center to get free condoms oh that's right so somehow everyone knew
20:16 shortcuts to everywhere they would have a giant bull like a ████ high school student okay yeah right there you can get you'll come back with like a whole lunch bag full of ████ free condoms geez that's a lot yeah it looks like a whole lunch bag he ain't ████ that much sex is gonna be so boring tonight oh yeah because you're gonna put on every single one huge ass luck I remember those ████ paper lunch bag condoms yeah yeah I was retired Joe did you give him my name called loud speech I have the ████ certificate thing with my name I have it like Magnum come louder yes it's somewhere I don't know where it is yeah I just love those speeches man it's like it's like the future a lot of us say that word but
21:06 what does it really mean oh no I'm Never Gonna Leave all the Places You'll Go oh I can't wait to hear this ████ Dr Seuss poem again oh no I've already been here for two hours and I had to park this is gonna be awful [Music] foreign [Music]
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