0:00 do I think that human beings will ever come into contact with aliens in our lifetime I don't know do you think now the aliens are starting to realize also that Vegas is the place to be I think I think they're all moving to Vegas because it's real cheap I feel like when they landed in California they got jacked by like a meth head yep the catalytic converter [Music] how many of you guys saw the recent story in Las Vegas about the Alien aliens yeah I put the link in the group chat you son of a ████ that means you guys didn't even click it oh I liked it I liked it I didn't like I didn't see it I'm sorry so um let's go over some of the things that happened there so basically uh just to
0:52 give you the juice yeah I basically something fell from the sky some glowing objects yeah and then everything a lot of people saw it it got caught on police body cam yeah and then after it landed a family dialed 9-1-1 to report seeing aliens in their backyard like 10 foot 10 foot people or something let's let's gauge your believability at this point yeah how how high do you believe this I'm like a eight okay an eight out of 100. everyone said you know this day and age everyone pulls out the phone immediately and Records why didn't you and they're like when I looked at them and they looked back they I got Frozen that's what he said okay so here's we'll go bit by bit here's the footage of the object falling from the body cam just so you can see it sick that's the police body cam but there's another footage now too
1:44 whoa yeah it's a it's like a meteor did you see that in Summerlin dude no you didn't see it huh no nobody clicked my God dang leak I put the put in a group chat I guess I looked at it I just didn't I just didn't the moral of this video is we have to pay attention to the group chat more so so here's the 9-1-1 call that the family uh dialed in so you can hear what they say it's pretty creepy in my backyard I swear to God this is not a joke this is actually weird so there's two people or two subjects that are in your backyard correct and they're very large they're like so he could call but how
2:35 come his friend can't record their tiny eyes and they're not human they're 100 they're not human he's all right man all right I don't know dude do you think he's high I think he's high he sounds a little I remember being a young man and you know what I would have done if I saw the alien ship like that I'll be like oh ████ you'll be so funny if we caught 9-1-1 right now and say like we saw aliens called oh ████ oh ████ I think that's exactly what happened you saw that ████ he goes oh oh call call and save you saw alien yeah that's ████ hilarious that's probably they got the whole family in on it dude the whole family are just like everyone's like yeah we saw it they are receiving a lot of uh backlash kind of for like people from people that believe
3:26 they're faking the whole thing yeah the whole time I guess like what what experts said is that because of the amount of time that you could see it it kind of falls under the meteorite category oh because it's it's like three to five seconds because the true um the ones that they've seen the one that looks like a Tic Tac it's like crazy fast right and it changes Direction yeah it's a weird way like it doesn't go like like that it doesn't have like a flight pattern yeah a normal one right here's a another video of them uh when it when they first discovered this is the guy this is the one of the Suns yeah yeah what happened that's when they're looking at the aliens well how come
4:16 she's not recording the alien the lady she's a little jumpy she's a little scared she's recording her family's freaking jeans great jeans you gotta get the ring so um they're saying that he was saying too that when they went out there to look at the um to see the aliens that there was like a blurriness in the area it wasn't in his eyes he said that the area was from the carnazada yeah the smoke dude we found out that's the carne asada they were having a cookout they were having a cookout hey we're having a carne asada from the barbecue because they cook it real hot real hot Grill yeah the grill has those heat waves you know right and then the charcoal dude another fun thing is that they um and it is very fun to read these
5:06 details because they're all like out of different movies we've seen they said there was like an SUV with government plates that were circling the area men in suits and this black guy came in punched the alien right in the face they said welcome to Earth yeah it all happened I swear to God I thought right it's kind of like um it's it's a little like like you're pointing out it's very perfect in the sense that there's not enough to really have irrefutable evidence but there's enough to like make it a fun story to like this is what we love yeah we love it yeah there was a um podcast I just watched of uh he's like a military guy that was talking about the U.S does have like flying objects and I was like oh ████ this is cool I gotta save it to watch later and then because I didn't finish it and I went
5:57 and it's gone yeah that he's like an ex-agent that uh he's basically doing a tell-all where he's talking about how uh like the US has a disinformation campaign to dissuade people from believing in UFOs and that they have retrieved crashed UFOs in the past yeah so he but then the thing is though how dare you watch another podcast by the way yeah what the ████ I don't know they they they took it out so like I couldn't find the video anymore should I put in the group chat yeah but the thing is it's always these like he didn't see himself but he has access to top officials that all confided into him he put a petition to disclose but I mean come on man how many people are gonna actually you think that see if he
6:49 tells the CIA dear CIA I think I urgently urge you to disclose here yeah right he sends the official letter like please disclose the American people have the right to know stop keeping secrets you ████ sincerely with love you know like if he sends that official letter they're gonna be like ████ why should I tell you trash yeah yeah this this story definitely does have a lot of really fun details if you guys look it up every little thing on there it's just fun to read but there's nothing that will make you go that's for sure an alien sadly I was hoping it would yeah when I first saw the the title I thought they caught the 10-foot people on the body cam I'm like oh ████ that's crazy I'm curious where it landed so they got this yard that's like they got this huge property that's all it's like red style so they
7:40 got like an excavator they got all this equipment back there yeah great thanks Vegas sounds real awesome but did it actually land in their backyard so they're claiming that yeah it did land and then there's a the funny thing is they claim that it left this perfect circle in the middle which there is a circle there but there's also a lot of other nice curves that's their ████ chicken fighting ring things yeah yeah yeah see so when I was trying to cover that up Yeah Yeah by saying there's aliens it landed in your backyard and you're like oh there's a stereotypical reason I know you're supposed to dead chickens everywhere culture does dude Colleen what do you think aliens or not no you don't think so you're not a Believer I feel like you're a skeptic bro do you think aliens do exist though um I I think that the universe is so vast that there's got to be some sort of possibility that something else exists
8:32 um especially since there's so many different species on just this one planet so I think so um do I think that human beings will ever come into contact with aliens in our lifetime I don't know do you think now the aliens are starting to realize also that Vegas is the place to be I think I think they're all moving to Vegas because it's real cheap I feel like when they landed in California they got jacked by like a meth head yep the catalytic converter landed they got out and they're like earthlings and then some junkie came and started like taking off their converter yeah like oh no and oh it's Vegas and like oh it is much better I really thought if an alien was gonna visit Las Vegas he would have landed on Luxor or something like something yeah it's gonna they put all that money into having a beacon he lands
9:22 its Mexican guys backyard the aliens are not that smart aim for that they won't be low-key dude it is pretty interesting I think they smelled the carne asada yeah they were probably chickens all stacked up that was the big eyes you know what's funny if so lots of people there's the only thing in here that's really proven is there was uh something that flew down they don't know if it landed in their yard but everybody saw it like the cops saw it different people have it on their ring cams it is like a thing that existed if it's true that they really did see that and they go hey let's all act like it landed that's pretty funny yeah that's actually pretty smart that's smart but there's a community of it right for nest cameras yeah yeah yeah
10:12 there's footage of it in their backyard it it just goes like like that like a shooting star yeah but they did not have surveillance camera at the spot where the aliens were uh they said that I mean I guess they did but they said that the video went out right when it happened because ring camera doesn't capture the first five seconds of anything that walks by it really that's probably ████ one of them really cameras are ████ a joke that's why they gotta get a Google name their details are pretty wild though they said that like at one point one of the creatures tried to get in one of the like the backhoes or the excavators and try to use it or something yeah they said that he got it and he was just trying to like which is ████ which is hilarious that an alien that can operate this highly Advanced right like what's this gets into a freaking cat and goes huh yeah where he gets into one of the lowriders
11:03 I don't know how to use this stuff I don't know how to use that I mean Interstellar travel yes but uh up and down left to right John dears no thanks but how do we know what they look like it's movies of yeah big eyes tall yeah that's another thing that's interesting is whenever people say they see aliens they describe an alien from a movie that we've all seen yeah right I'm almost expected he's like come on something completely different yeah or Indescribable do you think if there are actual aliens that touched on Earth and they actually looked like like the hacky alien thing do you think everyone's gonna be bummed out oh man they look like these ████ things like the Alien Beef Jerky guy that's what looks so yeah just like the big ass like dome right I don't believe it I probably won't believe what do you hope aliens really look like Independence Day dude yeah I hope they look like that let me tell you with all
11:53 the tentacles and the and they open up and there's a smaller guy you like that do you like that best case scenario what if aliens just look like us but I think they look like blonde Scandinavians yo but with cauliflower here would you be happy I think they're just humans you think so I think they're coming as humans check it out no display saying it you don't think they'd be impressed by Earth no hell no yeah the way it's going right now like real Thor the way it's going right now hell no you're probably chilling at Skid Row right now they probably yeah like men in black dude yeah they're probably like that so nobody here believes this family no no but I believe that alien's already here oh yeah yep there you go you when
12:44 do you think they got here they've been here oh 2020. I think they are the mechanics of Earth to keep it going so they're like trying to fix things behind the scenes oh that's kind of a tight Theory like the Dalai Lama intern ████ up yeah this year like ████ ████ buy this present bam [Music]
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