0:00 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like literally like she has a tattoo of a gate. A gate. A gate. Like a picket fence. Welcome back to another stretch this for 18 minutes episode of the careful boys. Y'all can do it. We can do it. Careful. You stretch anything. Can do it. Except except ████ or that. Or that. Look like your slim gyming mama. Oh yeah. Is that the guy? I thought it was a Kool-Aid guy that says that. It's Randy Savage. Randy Randy. The Kool-Aid guy never said, "Oh, yeah." Yeah. I think he just breaks through walls. He just breaks through walls. That's it. All right, guys. Read a book, believe it. Hey, the the fans have been they've been dying for this. They've been asking this. And by fans, I mean, I don't know if I've seen anybody ask for this, but we're going to make it so that they eventually want to keep asking for this.
0:50 You ready? Ken, give us an update on your relationship. It's the same. That's the end of the video. I I don't know. I don't know. You can't do that. Relationship. If this gets more views than the Hurly guy success story, I'll be pretty impressed. Current status. You mean uh what's his name? Paul Gomez. Paul Gomez. What a what a great title for those videos. I know. How about the co-founder of Hurley? Meet Paul Gomez. Not meet the co-founder of Hurley. You idiots. Yeah. Who did those titles? Can you make a note to change those titles? Yeah. I thought that's what the title was going to be. Hey, meet a guy named Paul Gomez. What the ████ Took you guys like seven of those videos for me to realize that the he came up with Hurley. I'm like,
1:40 "Oh my lordy, what's going on out there without me, dude? Steve, we need you full time, dude. We need you full time." Yeah, totally. It's not going to happen until this outfit moves to Vegas, dude. That outfit. Yeah. And this outfit. Yeah. Stop deflecting, Cam. Yeah. Stop deflecting C. We know what you're doing. You see the updates. Give us some updates. Dude, I just told you smile. You're smiling so much. You're working on it between takes being a happy boy. You You're not doing Hot Topic edits so that you could sell ████ food. You're not wiggling as much. Well, off camera, we were talking about how Cand's changed ever since he got a girl, right? How How Okay, based off of your perspective, how how have I changed? I'm going to tell you. I'm going to list it out right now. Get ready for my my ████ list. Hey, get a notepad out. You just change it right now. It's a long list. One, hair slick back. Real nice. Okay. With a perm. Done
2:30 that before. Yeah, but not like this. This is like next level. You've done it before, but like right now you're you're kind of risen up. That's what I'm saying. You're It's like young Anthony in the mix. You're wearing cool many necklaces. Neckline. Yeah. Another neckline. That's the plural. Neckline. I think it is. Yeah. Shout out to Leanne. She got this for me. Thank you. See, that's your girl. No, it's not Jewelers. That's Boo. She got you that, right? Yeah, she got What about Jer? You're wearing a competitor's jewels. Where'd you get your girl? I got her. Oh, man. I don't want to ask. Her name's Leanne. Yeah, her last name's Tran. No rhymes. Yeah, I love that song. Um, Le Rhymes. What did you get her? ████ Pet Pig. I've I've made stuff for her before and I've gotten her stuff before. What do
3:20 you what do you make? Dude, it doesn't even matter what I say. It's like you don't think it's cool. I got her stuff before. No. What did you What did you make for her? For real. Um, one of the first things I made for her when we first started dating or just like when we were really just talking, we weren't really like officially dating yet, but I was messing around with clay and I was sculpting and I sculpted her a Hello Kitty out of clay. That's cute, bro. That's dope. Girls like that ████ Super. How did you bake it though to like get it hard and ████ I just put it in my oven. It was one of those. Oh, you did it as tight as I to get her heart in her 40s. Say asking of him that with a bully tone is really funny. How'd you bake it to make it so hard? How'd you get it hard? And for how long did you Don't tell me you just use paper machete. Hey, go rewind a little bit though. How did How did she find interest in you? Like what
4:11 was I don't know, dude. How did she think I was She's like, I'm looking for editors. No way. I'll be honest. I'm sick of all these other men I'm looking for. So, how do I how do I delete these files? I don't know, man. Honestly, we were just talking a lot about whatever. Like, I think I think a part of it was um I don't know. But she never you guys never talk about like what attracted like the meta part of the relationship. I mean, we've talked about it a couple times. I'm trying to really think about um how to say this how to say all this. What does she like about you generally? I don't know. My god. I don't know. How do you find that out till later? Because what I think is is might not be accurate to what she thinks. Doesn't she tell you what I mean? You don't ask her. She don't tell you. You never ask. But I don't. But I don't keep that in my head. I go, "Oh, you know, like I don't you
5:01 know what I mean? You got to ask her every like every day. You got to ask privilege information." And she ever said, "See, that's what I like about you. You're so kind to animals." Like ████ like that. Or before you go to bed at night, you go, "Do you love me? And can you tell me a couple things why you love me?" You're like this, dude. Want to tell me the real reason why you got with me? Yeah. Yeah, that's why. Trying to clout chase this ████ Hey, you know what Tiff does sometimes? Before we go to bed, she goes, "Tell me five things you love about me. Go." That's really funny. That's really funny. Oh, I failed. That ████ got pulled on me. I couldn't even come up with one. What are the things you say? You can't say anything physical. And I'm like, "Ah, dude. I hate that. Five is tough." Well, cuz it makes you have to think harder. Well, what's the things you say? I make I don't make it up. Make them up. Don't make it up. I say different things every time. I like that you don't eat too much. I like that you intermittent fast. How did you do it? I minded it. I told
5:52 her how uh the way she This is so lame. Saying it in camera is lame cuz it's for me and her and I didn't think it was going to go back to me. I thought it was going to go back to him to me. I guess I have to say something cuz I'm not deflecting anymore. Right. Dang. Nice. Cuz you've changed. You've really opened up in the fans. It only took eight years. Yeah. It's like you get a stock that's real low, real low and it's like 2% growth and you're like you're kind of deflecting right now by number one. Number one I was like you make me laugh. That's what I said. I like your sense of humor. Lame for all that buildup. That was gay. No. Number two. I said she makes me a more empathetic person. I like that one. Pretty good. Damn. I'm going to steal that. I'm going to steal that one too. Yep. I get to ask her really interesting questions about like this is I said this because we talk about clients all the time of like hey how can I get this
6:42 person to change who they are as a person completely and then she'll give me advice advice she gives me that's really good um cuz you're manipulative. Yeah, you know how to manipulate me. Um the I forgot the fourth one. Fourth one was like um your butt. And then the last one I said like my butt. What you what you can do to my butt. Yeah. And I said something Yeah. I said something really inappropriate. I think for the last one I just can't. It was something sexual. It was a sexual thing that you have the same bigotry between the two of you. I like the way you sit on my face, dog. Something like that. Something something stupid like that. That's too many. Five. Five is a lot on a spot. And she's and she's gives you like sticky and you can't even use your phone. Yeah. It's not fair. I can't use I can come up with three and they're all
7:32 gonna be denied. Yeah. And they and she's And she'll do it where like they have to be different. What's five things you like about your girl and they have to be physical. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, damn. That's the easy thought. That's the easy part. If they're physical. Yeah. But then we can imagine her. Yeah. Am I supposed to like name everything? Cuz like it's everything like about her physics. Just top five right now. Top five individual start in the fourth quarter only. Yeah, I'm trying to win this video. But but what about it? It just butt. That's it. That she has a butt. I don't know. It just It just looks nice, man. But then I feel like it probably looks like your butt. The more I say it, I feel like people are going to go like, you know, look. They're looking looking for her. They're going to look for her. Doesn't matter if you're with her or not. They're looking, brother. They're going to go bother her, though. You know, they're like F1 drivers. They got to keep that neck ████ Okay. Okay. Uh it's a nice shape. It's very It's a It's got a great
8:24 curve. Cool. Give us Give us another adjective. That's weird. One more adjective. All right, moving on. G4. Juicy. Juicy is good. Juicy is good. Juicy weird. You can't do five things about the butt. It's got to be five different things. Number two. Number two. He's like, I like the roundness. I like the firmness. I like the jiggliness. Pretty smile. Pretty smile. She has a little dimple. Oh, that's cute. We'll take it. So far, she sounds like you. M a nice butt. I like her teeth. No, you know how sometimes couples look dissimilar and it's like, oh, they like themselves a lot, I guess. No, I don't I don't look like her. We need more views. Can stand up. Show us your ass real quick. All right, stand up. Come on. We got to farm you for views. Come on. All right. All right. All right. All right. Stand up. Give us a spin. By the way, he's available for editing. Too fast. Too fast. Too fast. Yeah. Slower. No. Slow. Spin with more
9:14 charisma a at least. That's all you get. Number what? Number two. Oh, number three. Number three. Number three. I like her hair. Okay. It's like cuz mine's always uh usually straight adjectives, but hers is very like curvy and like do a real wave. It's like full of volume. Your hair not straight, my boy. Look at this. Yeah, volume. Like she she's got like fun hair. She doesn't look all sickly hair. I see fun volume wavy. I see that right here. Nice. Yeah. This is recent though cuz at first your answer sounded like you wrote it in crayon in kindergarten. It's like I like her hair. It's like what do you like about your mommy hair? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's where it starts. That's where it starts. Yeah, it's like Jesus. This is why I was asking for adjectives. Love L. What up, guys? Come join our Patreon because there's hundreds of videos dating all the way back to 2019. That's right. If you click on the link down
10:05 below, you can join our Patreon, join us on the Discord, come chat with us directly, have a fun conversation, and this will help support the channel's growth and new ideas. And also tap into our closer community by joining our Discord and get the opportunity to suggest video ideas like the ones you've seen. Thank you guys. Join our Patreon. Help us out. Thanks. See you guys there. Say hi to me. I don't know. I just It's hard when you're put on the spot about something so personal if you're thinking about it already. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, you stop deflecting, man. Just not if you thought about it once. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Also, um maybe maybe we're on like I don't know kind of like a talk show where we're supposed to talk. Fourth. Fourth. What's your fourth? We're on a content farm. Okay. Fourth thing. I like her piercings. Her choice of piercings. She's very specific. She got gauges. So, she's got like one right here. It's like a bunch of spots. She got septum. She
10:56 got whatever this is. She got two of these. She does. Does she have blue hair? And my favorite part is uh one of them she pierced it herself and trap like that. It's pretty cool. She got an arrow that goes she got other piercings not on her dome. Wa dude that's inappropriate. No, it's it's mostly Don't even tell her. Don't even tell them if it's true. Just lie to him. Anyway, I'm content farming. Only millennial girls get tongue rings. She's got tatto. Okay, here's another thing I like about She's got tattoos, but they're not like in in they're not biker tats. She doesn't look tatted up, though. But she's got tattoos. Oh, that's cool. So So to me, I like like the clean look. She's like line work. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like literally like she has a tattoo of a gate. She a gate. Like a picket fence. Yeah. It has like a hard shaped gate. That's pretty cool. Like a rot iron gate. Yeah. Like an iron gate. It's a square. I think it's on this side. I That's pretty cool. And she
11:47 has a snake. That's a cool gate. So she has like really like similar tasteful tattoos. Yeah. Yeah. Where it doesn't look like it's really Cuz if it was an alleyway fence, I would have been like why? Yeah. Yeah. Alleyway fence. That's how Colleen looks at my tattoos. Yeah. Yeah. She hates your tattoos. I don't know. Like I like I like it when they're they're like not super tatted up, but then there's some tattoos. What's What's one thing you really like about her personality? Personality. Okay. Just one. Um ness and keep it short. Cool. She's sarcastic. Yeah, I like that too. That's a good answer to for me. Because we can like ████ around and say things. Hey yo, ████ around. Yeah, exactly. I think that's like one of the things I like though is I think I mentioned it before too is like I like bantering with her
12:37 and talking about, you know, funny things or things that we think is funny. Like for example, if someone can't be sarcastic, does that mean they got low IQ? Like we were I don't know. I think it means they're very literal. So they're either autistic people refuse to be sarcastic. That's true. Yeah. We had this top IQ. Well, let's just say that if you can be sarcastic, your high IQ is different. Let's say that, but but it's not true. I don't think that's true. I think it's a copout. It's to make them feel good. I think it's what dumb people say to make themselves feel smart. Good sarcasm takes a certain level of intelligence, right? Cuz a social intelligence. Oh, yeah. EQ. No, that's emotional intellig. I like it when she says things like very honestly, too. Cuz she's the type of person that can be brutally honest. But for me, I can handle that because I would rather you tell the truth than Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Whatever. Now, I usually be like, "That's your perspective." And gaslight them. Yeah.
13:27 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But then sometimes that I have that type of trait as well where I'm trying to be honest, but then sometimes when you're too honest to people, like it it hurts them, right? But then for me, I can take that and I would rather take that. So, like her and I are very honest to each other, which I think is like super important. And I feel like I don't have to like tiptoe around things. I can just say I can just say how I feel. And obviously I'm not trying to hurt anybody's feeling, but then I could just feel like uh what is it called? Open. There's no judgment on I can take it. Can shirts coming soon. What's the most I can take it. So far up until this point in your relationship, what's the most vulnerable or embarrassing thing that like you've shared or showed her of yourself? And don't say your dick. Dang. I was going to say that, too. No, I'm just kidding. Yeah. Um, I wouldn't have liked that. If it is your dick, you can say it here,
14:17 though, cuz vulnerable. I don't know, man. Like, I'm trying to think. It's not It can't be physical, right? Anything. Anything you want, dude. Let me think. How cute your butthole is. Yeah. Yeah. You showed her your You showed her your little bun cut. No. I feel like K has a cute butthole. I'm not going to lie. You're like, I can express my butthole around you, and I like that. I can express my You have the You probably have the type of butthole. It's like It's hard to click on cuz it's so small. It's very sensitive though. It's like a It's like a gulp butt. I feel like you two probably have the cutest bubbles here. I'm just going to go ahead and say that. Yeah, you put him in league together. Go third because he's got to keep it you got to keep it good. Well, I just feel like I feel like our side of the table over here, us through probably the hairiest buttholes here. But no, but not he's maybe got like red red dots everywhere. Skittle bites. Skele bites. Yeah. So, I feel like that's a cute butthole table.
15:08 What? I'm just being Hey, man. I appreciate that. Thank you. I didn't know how to take it at first. At first, I felt like an insult, but I was like, I think Anthony's being nice to us. I will say as a as a teenager, I had red dots all over my face, but I've never had him on my butt. Dang. On camera. He's trying to come back in fourth quarter. No way. You're going to win this video, dude. He has four minutes. You never Dude, four minutes. You never know. See, point for me. Hard ████ So, vulnerable. Are we still good? Yeah, vulnerable. He's Are we still? Yeah, I'm just waiting for you guys to All right. Um I guess with family stuff cuz I don't really share my family stuff a lot to anybody. Try to keep that separate. Yeah. Yeah. So with her like even though we just started dating like having her over cuz when she would visit she would stay with me and my family. Oh so they love her. Huh. So it's like it's
15:58 interesting because like of course my parents are going to like accept her and all that but for me it's like oh man like she's coming into it like hot because it's my parents house. They got all their ████ all over the place. It's like not my ideal type of living situation. Yeah. You don't want a big old Buddha statue. So like there's like a whole there's like a whole like it's a very Don't worry about this. It it's very like all over the place in terms of like an Asian household, you know, which is what I grew up with. I'm used to it, but then I always forget that like not everybody like just walks into a house and next thing you know there's like a million boxes. Well, what's her what's her culture? Huh? What's her culture? Uh she's Puerto Rican. Puerto Rican white. That's why you like her butt. Puerto Rican. Let's You should have opened with that. Come on, brother. Yeah. Winner. That's probably why she was used to you. She's like, "Oh, we're like the Latinos
16:48 of Vietnamese." Puerto Rican White's a really nice mix, though. What's a What's something that she was like uh insecure about, but you had to like grow to accept? Um, I think just thinking she's like a pretty girl because she used to feel like dude, I don't even know if I should share this, but whatever. She used to she felt she thought she was ugly. 60 minutes. Okay. So, so I'm not saying like this is just something that she experienced. I'm sure a lot of people experienced this in a lot of people think they're ugly. You just don't feel like you're attractive to anybody, right? But I'm like obviously I'm attracted to her. You know what I mean? So that's not true. But then there was a time where she felt like, dude, like I got all dressed up and I'm looking nice, but nobody wants to like hit on me or no one wants to like, you know, talk to me or whatever. Like that's at some point
17:39 she felt like that. And I said, "Dude, I can't imagine that because like I've seen pictures of her in the past. I'm like, "Dude, you look cute. You know, you're like super attractive. I would have talked to you but but that I'm not a so that I did it. I'm not aware back in the lead. See that one two threes in a row right old enough to go to bars. I want to talk to you. But but it's like but also cuz for context too because she used to watch JK when she was little too. So, there's a part of her was like, "Dude, Karen would never talk to a person like me." You know, because she would see herself as damn when she was little is a crazy statement. We're going to let that one slide. How old is she? I don't know. She's I don't know. No, no,
18:30 no. Back then, back then. Or are you talking about now? How old is she? Is she now? She's 25 almost. Oh, we're good. We're good. We're good. JK's just old. We're We're 18 years old. recommend that. But so she was a she was a not even a teenager when she was watching. If you like JK now, you're not a Yeah, there's no way. Yeah, you can't be. But the the cool thing about her too is when we first started talking, she knew that I was in JK and did and was on the show. So she purposely was like, "Well, if I'm going to get to know you, any episode of JK that you're on, I'm not going to watch." Because she I have a screen persona that she doesn't want to get to know. She wants to know the real me. Your screen persona is very different from how I act in real life. I mean that's that's her perception. Oh, but he's the same because for example, you know how like when you watch TV like you know like that's not who this person really is in real life. So the more you
19:21 watch I thought I pictured him getting off of JK and going home going man those fools out there are ████ stupid. They making fun of me and ████ I told you he's hip hop different personality dude. So so because she watches JK that's why you stopped deleting files. No I still deleted files. Stay true to yourself. No, that's cool, man. She's like, I need someone to delete my past. Well, anyway, like Yeah. So, she wanted to get to know the real me. And to me, that was a sign of like, oh, she's like actually trying to be get to know the real me. And I appreciate that because like normally I don't care if you watch me or watch my work or whatever. Like, you can still get to know me. But then for her, it's like, no, like I want the real deal. She wants to get to know can the laser artist. Well, she like that's actually the real incarnio. Incarnio. I think the Okay. Okay. I got a I got I have an answer now. So So the one of the things that I
20:11 think she thinks is cool about me is Oh, we ran out of time. Damn. All right. No, don't keep looking. Is is the fact that um like I get to travel for my work and I get to do these like cool laser shows and stuff. So I actually brought her on to a couple of my gigs when I would travel and to her it's like it's like wo I get to go on this thing and watch this performance and all that. So I think so I think she thinks that part of my life is Are you bringing her to Dubai? Uh, Dubai. Yeah. When? I don't know. I thought you were weekend. Are you telling her to pack for rainy weather? Yeah. But why? Cuz they pee on everybody in Dubai. Oh, no. Wear a raincoat, will you? Yeah, we're going in Dubai. Let's go. Introduce you to my friends. They're real rich. But yeah, that's the update. Got deep pockets.
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