0:00 [Music] all right if you had to let's say you have to add another element to your ethnic makeup what would you add like you have to be part black why you why' you guess oh black for sure yeah oh no mine's different mine's already okay I'm thinking about mine's GNA be some yeah but then you know it's going to be hard for you to lose weight really are you sure they're big cuz their metabolism slow oh they they have a lot working against them yeah it's tough they'll eat like half of a chicken wing and then they become 300 lb but it's better to be 64 and huge than to be 55 and huge though yeah that's true so I don't mind I don't oh that's true but
0:50 there's a lot of sim that are 5 five and 300 lb hopefully I'm not that one wait so you for sure would want to be part black no it's because you made me and I just I just thought black people are physically superi like you know it's okay so Asians they're physically inferior but they're mentally Superior than everybody in the world right but then black people they're like physically Superior they dominate every ████ sport in the whole entire world but their math sucks so that's why it's the best of both worlds yeah yeah interesting I just want a bigger dick their math sucks talk to me I don't think a bigger dick all right the one strong the one that you pick can't be chosen twice so just remember that hey I pick Mongolian okay why Mongolian cuz I hear you know I think that's the the sleeper pick that is a sleeper pick s if you're part Mongolian
1:41 what do you gain from that you get the I just learned this you get the blue bruise on your butt I didn't know what that was you're not part Mongolian that's why I that's part of the reason why I did the the 23 and me I thought I was going to be a little Mongolian a lot of Asians have genas conom in their body I just feel like that Warrior Spirit dude you know I think that's that's you don't got that in Chinese dude Chinese people wrote The Art of War that's what I'm saying I I think I have it but it's like can I can I Chinese aren't known for their warrior ████ Mongolians but they still got something in that it says Mongolians have a reputation for being frank honest hospitable fun loving hardworking self-reliant curious uh independent minded and have a good sense of humor you already have old things you Frank are you sure you're not part Mongolian you think I'm I don't even what that means I'm honest he's not Frank he's Nick dog on fire oh baby he's
2:33 Singaporean yeah I'm Singaporean but Mongolian's a cool pick Mongolian really I don't know I just I thought you would said dagani oh my god I didn't even think that was right there it was right under my nose the whole time came from the cons but that's what I was thinking of like I was thinking like that's the that's the start but I think you to get the benefits of the people you got to grow up there so some sort of you have to grow like if you want to be dagani for real you can't just have their blood you got to like grow up now I want to be Georgian cuz I'm Mor you know what I mean but wouldn't like even having a little bit boost the I guess like the fire in you probably maybe but I I don't know if I want more fire in me though you know like I feel like I'm trying to extinguish it a little bit in this in this prompt in this question is it like we just have it and we walk the rest of
3:24 our life as we are but we just have that or like we assume changes will happen to us yeah yeah okay yeah yeah or or um even the how about let's take it even further you you reset back to zero you you re redo your life oh that would be cool because uh blazian babies are really cute so I would have been a really cute kid you redo your life with that added element of but he doesn't even actually want black you you just surprised him yeah you just I just surprised him yeah let me think about it a little bit so you're you're going you could be black big whoop now you grew up in North Pasadena I could ride a horse really well you're just Asian still and maybe you have like an eagle pet eaget that be kind of that' be the and then he throat sing what if it made you like resistant
4:14 to cauliflower ear and just could never get him that'd be sick and just no one's ever that'd be kind of ████ fire just try it yeah nobody is now either um do you still want to go with black oh yeah dude that was going going to be my pick but whatever why because you already got enough you're the height you got from being Asian combined with even more yeah dude the swag would just be unreal wow it be through the roof I'd be oozing it it would be just the drip would be crazy to apologize all the time for the hip-hop you've been doing okay okay just cuz I was thinking it doesn't mean you had to say it you would have the best receipts you know or if it was like you had a you had enough black in you where you kind of still looked Asian like
5:05 that's probably the sleeper like that's the best because the reason why is cuz if people try to give you ████ about like oh you're not black You' be like oh yeah check this out and then you show them the receipts which is 23 logic does yeah yeah yeah and gets totally roasted for it they hate all the time cuz I just always wanted to wear dags he's so corny with that you want to wear dags huh if you were that like like let's say you were you just want to be black so you can say the NW every day oh wow what's the NW nuclear and what were you going to ask feel fre to continue the conversation of intellectuals over here is to do you think your style would be any different it'd be probably pretty whack clothing wise yeah he dressed like cotton bank I think I could Rock certain things more freely like what yeah like
5:56 as as funny as it is like it's literally like you wear like a do-rag or or yeah like you wear a dag if my hair was wavy cuz I was black and I was reset and I was born of blacking yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like wouldn't you if your hair was wavy yeah I picture you with an afro actually my hair I was born with afro well there you go Dam get it do you have to straighten it all my baby pictures I have curly hair dude and then if I'm genetically gifted if I'm just like consistently ripped yeah you're just buff even though you don't work out work out do 100 push-ups and I'm just but black people can't deal with cold weather though so you're not going to be able to snowboard I grew up in California but here's the thing you have like what if um what if you have sentience like you knew that that you uh you knew that your previous life was full Asian my previous life was probably
6:46 something crazy anyway doesn't matter yeah well okay like we all have probably crazy previous lives that's why we ended to here at JK news's that's right what's the theory we're being punished for sure our past lives were just really bad bad people is that what you mean I mean I we just grew up in La we just had we grew up in La we just had so much like exposure to like hip-hop culture we all grew up with it loving it you know what I mean in different ways it would be like you know it just be more like if we're going to reset and have some phone I wonder what you would sound like if you were just like 33% more black try 33% you sound the same but just more nword I'll stop calling you guys brother stop calling you guys brother brother no you you would call us your Joe stop trying dude so hard you're not derailing me
7:37 today what do you want to be Joe yeah did you pick I'm still thinking Chinese say Chinese man Tyler Tyler what's yours so Greek he's just because he likes he likes they have really good genetics and I think they have just good they have nice skin they have nice skin they're all just beautiful they're beautiful really Stamos dude I want to change myn Stamos is great yeah my that have been to Europe say that people in Greek are the most beautiful so I think George cloone is Greek he's Greek I think George Clooney is Greek too be a John Samos yeah John Samos is Greek plays the drums whatever he is I'll take the third please second choice was nearby I was going to say Egyptian really Egypt why I just think these like really just like Chic type of people that oh you mean ancient Egypt is are people in from Egypt not still
8:28 cool Joe's like h Egypt is way better is the thing you're talking about ancient Egypt right I want to be Mexican Oh you mean Mayan yeah yeah like no I just want to be Mexican that's H funny post back when they had the juw of slav CH wisely Bart Simone you you're going with Simone for sure it's a good one okay why not Tongan Simone Mongolian I'm not too familiar with tongen Greek Jewish oh Ru the rich going to rule the world I'd be so rich that's a good one yep that's a good one I'm a I'm a I'm I I I own a bank and a movie studio yeah what the heck just automatically a bank a movie
9:18 studio je person is born with a bank and movie studio pretty much yeah pretty really good dude I'll have a movie studio and a bank and you have Asian math skills even though you're not Asian times yeah double it up so the Japanese part of me is I make really good ramen Sushi whatever you know I want to beat you now can't I took it already do you make ramen and Sushi now yeah but the instant kind but it's good ████ Sushi yeah it comes cut and then you make the rice and you put it on top Dam I thought it was like a dehydrated fish you pour water [Laughter] no it's raw just you probably be white white American HOAs HOAs are so Aspen Colorado
10:11 you want to go X Games you want to go Nordic I don't even know what that is like Viking no I don't I have no interest I like Viking I'm watching Vikings right now it's a it's a pretty good show it's a good show old though what season are you on two oh wow you just started Ragnar what what made you want to go halfway I think because easier life am I right easier life privilege half white half Filipino make hot people yeah it's a cool combo and I think just like culturally just aligns with how I grew up I think like Nicole scorer I think I'm just interested in a lot of like redneck type ████ that makes sense yeah all the like car ████ all the um yeah I feel like your aesthetic actually would match Missour really well I'm not I'm not like high class white by any means I'm more like he's Alabama white yeah I
11:02 want to be Alabama white damn I just realized oh you know what you should be you should be Leonard skard white no way oh yeah that gu Home Alabama to car yeah I just realized my mix would just make me look just like myself the same yeah a Chinese and a Chinese you're just a bigger head yeah you just look like if you just got you and just hit bold font just got thicker control B you're like man this not what I wanted oh he's got Mongolian now yeah mine might be the wackest one probably great cons version of yourself I would just grow like one of these that would be cool if I if I could be an ethnicity where I can grow like even facial hair whatever that is would be cool I could do that and grow long cburns all right what if it what if it's like um like uh what is it called uh
11:55 Syrian and you'll get your beard o yeah yeah but we can't be friends though why cuz I'm Jewish and he's Syrian oh oh syrians and Jews aren't friends but you guys could be the Syrian Jews no oh ████ I don't know maybe I'm making that up I can't remember now Google it all right and I think there's a difference between Syrian and ayrian no Assyria doesn't exist no more dude that's an ancient that's an ancient ████ place that's like saying Sumeria say yeah there are Syrian Jews that's like Babylon days dog but there's not many many yeah they're not the good ones that got Banks and ████ um yeah you want to be a bank Jew it's well I don't know what country they're talking about but it says as of 2022 to
12:46 2024 estimates of the number of Syrian Jews remaining in the country ranged from 2 to 4 huh that's what it says two to four just two to four people I don't know what country they're talking about though it just says the country n H nah I should tell them n change it that's what it says lo into Wikipedia that's the AI overview was half Brazilian know country that's tight that be be an Asian guy with a big butt I know that's what I'm saying like I'll probably be real hot you know if I was half Brazilian you would be very cool looking I would be i' be a hoty bra Brazil is like America like saying Brazilian it's like you still got black latino like true Brazil is already mixed I'll be Amazonian dude you'll already be indigenous Hispanic and black all together get a great mix this could be boring but also like tip to me in my mind right now but if I were started
13:36 over but life was the same ID go half Filipino half Filipino yeah why would you change it cuz you get a good mix well also cuz I'm like I I also grew up around so many Filipinos that like if I just had the cultural um connection at that deeper level including my own wife and like her family and stuff like that if I like spoke or understood toal I think that' be like way crazier Now you kind of have like the Filipino life though yeah you spend a lot you point with your lips like you honestly like it's kind of funny though if you think about it you kind of have almost more of a Filipino experience than some Filipinos in America that's true because you grew up in you like okay think of it this way you grew up in the SoCal dance Community which a lot of Filipinos even though their Filipino don't have access to by default this is you have to be
14:26 good at dancing this is true so they're watching kab modern all that stuff wanting to be on that stage and they never could or they just don't live in proximity to even being able to get on that stage and you're among that you're living a elite Filipino dream taking a place that they should have yeah that's true Filipinos are like kind the black people Asia you took the Filipino job the Swaggy ones you took a spotm from one of us man you think Vietnamese folks are swaggy they're pretty swaggy now they're coming up the next China but Jewish Japanese guys were taking people's lives away Jewish Japanese those JJs dude those Double Js Jo Jud takawa I have a car company and a casino dude you have a bank but no conscience yep don't need it which side is which races the no
15:16 conscience the joe side vinfast coming up though man what what is vinfast oh dude Vietnam is coming up vietn coming up dude love Vietnam shout out can hey Anthony take the can one back take the can one you wouldn't want to be part of Vietnamese yeah of course why not Vietnam is like the most the tempers though you think it's more fire I feel like the Korean temper is like is pretty that's one I've seen I feel like Viet people are friendly dude they not mad I already have enough I can't go have K rage and V raage I feel like I wouldn't want to cross a Korean person cuz they might like Target me for forever you know what I mean like that's the kind of Rage I might dude imagine half viames half Korean dude that's a fiery that's a dude no way that's too hard that's like
16:07 the hottest ████ but like you might die that's hard oh man yeah I think I'm more scared of a VR vrage yeah it's more extreme yeah you think you think K rage is all talk no I mean I've been around a lot of Koreans I think they get mad and they feel mad you know they're really mad but they don't do crazy ████ ████ like shoot your grandma vrage is crazy I think vrage happens faster I think v- rage it's like I think vrage is like there's no such thing as law vrage is like cartel Revenge yeah there's like there's no laws anymore very passionate yeah k r is more like like I'll throw I'll throw a beer bottle I'll throw a beer bottle because I'm ████ pissed whatever VR is like I've been waiting for this my whole life and here's a ████ stick of
16:57 dynamite that they blow you're like what the hell even know I this underground tunnel system to kill you and no one's going to find youo dude that's pretty bad that's actually probably very spot on too yeah okay you guys are racist we're done
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