0:00 [Music] and welcome to the attitude era of jk news baby all right we've got a very very special hot seat today we have julia chow in the hot beat today with even hotter questions but we always like to start it off really really cold and or lukewarm with master bart go ahead what after barter the difference between a frog and a toad oh uh i don't know is it the size for you to answer the ocean i just found this channel i think i just reached into my cupboard for a thing of popcorn
0:54 i got a good qual uh a question a cold question i got a really good cold question all right this is such an interesting chair for to be questioning it's a throne and it's a hot seat part of the engineer i got i got a good cold question okay okay all right so what protects against covet better a yellow mask or a red mask neither those look like hats that looks orange well i just didn't have any masks that were yellow and red we're gonna keep the cold questions over with clark and uh if we cut that out a yellow mask okay let's uh let's uh it's hot see let's ask some questions all right um we got to stay stay lukewarm so uh you have to change your hair color uh what's the next color oh yeah that's a good one it's a really really good one i want to know
1:45 orange do you get com do you do people assume you are lesbian because of your hair color what if the question was do people assume you're a lesbian and that was it yeah uh some people do okay okay are they fellow lesbians that are hitting on you or are they just like people that assume you're like are they making out with you or sitting on your head i don't know i feel like it's a mix it feels like a mix there's like a good amount of guys are like are you like lesbian and i'm like no that's all they ask me yeah they asked me like straight up if i'm lesbian or if i'm interested in girls and i'll be like no this is like this is when i had like really long hair those are just anime fans do you ask them why they ask you that uh sometimes yeah slowly are they they just they just like we don't see you with anyone so we just thought that you're not into guys and i'm like oh okay so on this show we all
2:36 believe in like uh equal rights for women wow not to brag but yeah so we just want to treat you fairly as all and uh everybody who comes into the hot seat we say the same thing so uh would you rather have sex with your mom or your dad neither of them there's a gun to your face and a gun to your mom and her dad's face and if you say you know all three triggers are pulled and there's a streamy over a bowl of boiling acids we're gonna get the streamy but we might not get it if you don't answer this all i had to answer it's gonna be dropped to the submission deadline is august 8th be serious you have to be serious we all answered seriously too yeah you want me to tone it down one notch no no you want to give us that's one of the questions that david also no sex sex sex exactly i'm just women's rights here right okay sex um
3:27 you have to you have to we've all answered this question you're taking too long they all they all went we've had doctors and lawyers answer this question on the show save orphans all over the world you have to do it go with your gut feeling three agents two my mom oh your mom and you say you're not a lesbian speak up for you why your wife why are your mommy uh mommy is it because it's because of her mommy milkers actually my mom doesn't have them anymore oh what happened to them breast cancer did you chop them all off yeah she tried both she got the nipple still this is a video i have no idea you don't know if your mom's nipples my mom let me see her body i don't ████ know what's going on but did you you never got curious and asked her thank god my mom had breast cancer too that's all i gotta say yeah but did you ask her did you ever ask
4:18 you never asked i would have asked that was a poem dude joe in a video by himself for a second question for my mom and she had a tough time with it so well i'm glad she's over and she's alive yes yes shout out to your mom yeah big time [Applause] but uh yeah i would do her because i think i'm a lot closer to her than me don't say like that's emotional it's too real too real why and i'm telling you guys i know we're talking to a big-time perv i'm sorry i thought you guys could handle these answers don't say i would do her just because i'm dressed like i can handle it doesn't matter i can handle it we're still very sensitive to him he's porcupining you know he's like a he's like a gangster soft interior
5:08 celebrity crush oh um oh i don't think i have one say jason momoa popular choice yeah who would you who would you do right now if like you just had the chance to you but i will rip his clothes off and ████ tickle his nipples would it be a k-pop star k-pop anime character i hear jackson wang is pretty popular cartoon you can pick a cartoon you can pick a technical monster if you like who's telling them is not off the table totally fine oh interesting um you want him to take you on a date you guys could get some boba and then you ████ vibe so well and then you're just like take me home right now and he ████ grabs you like this put you against the wall and you ████ grab bulba and you drink it together like this that's nice um i guess oh man okay i think the only one i can think about right now is from fruits basket
5:58 it's an anime oh wow yeah i mean what look is that yeah yo does he have hands or or is he more wiggly than that on a scale of one to ten how buff is he uh i don't know in the anime they made him look really lean yeah most of the fruits pass you guys are no why would you pick are you blushing right now why are you blushing no i know what you're talking about this guy is ████ that guy you like gingerbread that's why you said orange hair okay it was a subconscious thing whoa wow you're like orange you're gonna be matching with kyo julia likes real sidekick looking fellas okay let me ask you a real question um you've been away from jk for a while yes on the street do people still recognize you from jk and when they bring that up
6:49 and they haven't been updated because they're not ████ watching the goddamn show what do you say to them oh uh do you plug our show okay do they go oh my god julia from chicken party yeah you ate a tarantula oh and then what goes from there uh i'd be like yeah what's up they're like you know usually i don't know i've had fan encounters but nothing like that though fan encounter sounds spicy a lot of super spicy a lot of the times um when they say oh you know like i used to watch jk a lot the first thing of you like used to what's going on there oh you're repping for us that's awesome you should ████ punch him in the throat not even in the face just go poop ah but it could be acceptable i did have an artist that i was working with um when she was ending her her job like she was telling me oh yeah by the way i hope this isn't awkward but um i used to like uh watch you on jk isn't it more awkward
7:41 at the end though like i would rather start the relationship with hey just to let you know loved your ████ and then you finished the job and you were like we're cool but at the end of the job like after knowing them for like five years and then you're like by the way actually no like a lot of a lot of the people i like that voice it's a mix because some people would straight up say it and then some people would just hold it till the end when they like leave yeah very respectful that's nice they're pretty responsible okay i'm gonna turn the heat i'm gonna turn this um do you you have now had other bosses than and joe how do you rate bart and joe as bosses and why and i got another heater question after that you don't work for them anymore you don't ████ need to say what the ████ you what that's right whatever the ████ you watch we actually appreciate honestly really really i really like my current boss like he's really cool he let me get take like a month off so uh every year you had a month off
8:32 with us remember which was fully paid but okay go ahead go ahead just talk about just just just talk about whatever you need to do you need to hold a safe space you need to witness objection okay also they don't let me like they don't you know they don't have they don't ask me to do like crazy things or like clean up brandon which you missed by the way you told us earlier you missed doing that didn't say she missed that part i'm not i'm a backup i'm gonna let her speak i'm a letter i miss the chaos okay but you know i gotta say i enjoy i enjoy just working from certain hours to certain hours and then just relaxing for the rest what's wrong with from 1 to 24. so military i like it i like how earlier julia said in a video you can all see this video but she's basically like yeah i really miss this place i miss just like i never know what's going to happen next yeah and then joe's like yeah don't you miss like
9:23 you just have to clean up my poop and she's like yeah that's literally not what i what i'm saying i missed actually it's not one of my best memories there's other things about it i miss just how random you guys are but not not the cleaning of the poop or the pew okay my follow-up question is this joe would poop the floor sometimes yeah the floor yeah sometimes i mean it was just i had ibs and you know julia was sweet enough to kind of like just clean up after me like uh i i used to be called joberman but like yeah they used to be called hey the jobberman's ████ doing his thing again just randomly like yeah just having to like reach out to people that like i'm not very close with but bart and joe are really close with they're like oh hey stranger to coordinate yeah it's like hi what you do now that you produce right today's video is brought to you by babble all right so 2023 if the world gets a little bit more stable
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11:05 most of it is around the european area where i'm gonna be at yeah and what's awesome is they use a hundred and fifty language experts to create these lessons so it's phrases and words that are highly used rather than like the more in theory type of stuff like i remember when i first took spanish i learned how to say like business card or something and maybe back in the day yeah maybe back in the day because it was like tarjeta or something like maybe back in the day uh learning those formal words are more uh convenient but now if you go straight to spain or mexico or wherever the chance of using a word like that is very little you're probably going to ask where's the bathroom you know yeah but the cool thing is you can even have conversations as fast as like in within three weeks of learning so like babble's pretty cool especially if you're trying to learn like multiple
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12:47 legit by the books environment um what were some things that you think jk really prepared you for and what were some things that jk crazy under prepared you for oh uh she's like did you say underprepared uh prepared me for is like just kind of like the unexpected yeah because i feel like no matter what like or if anyone were to say anything like crazy i'd be like oh okay they're like sorry we didn't mean that i'm like like i give a ████ like you can say whatever this is the navy seal of production companies yeah yeah yeah you got a thick skin no in corporate america some people are just like well you know i can't really say it and then like damn i said it oh my god you're so bad don't tell h.r oh my gosh i think going with the flow
13:37 is is what you guys probably prepared me for for a long life skill yeah yeah a lot of times i was just going with the flow and then not to like freak out so much and then what i feel underprepared for is the amount of sheets we have sheets like paperwork yeah like um like call sheets uh not like call sheets but just like um bed sheets no like more sheets sheets for like tracking things like records yeah records like all those things also like you're in like an organized place yup we have no paperwork here just word of mouth you can steal money from this place i do yeah we all do i take a camera i take a battery i take a ████ sound piece it's happened before let's put it on ebay a similar question uh to follow that up what was
14:27 both and you can answer in any order your absolute favorite thing about being here and then also you're literally like the thing you hated most about doing that you hate how about make it an incident too like what was that yeah yeah yeah um highlight in low light [Music] i have so many i don't even know where to start ████ you guys okay okay i think maybe just start both stories they'll start the the high incidence with bart and start with the lowest oh god i think i think the the simplest example would be um when we were filming jk party and um we got into a food fight that was really the one here or the one over here i didn't know where that was going and i got sriracha in my eye yes and it's and then the sriracha is all
15:18 over ████ bobby lee yeah right here yes those spots are when i squeezed sriracha everywhere yeah and it was like moment it was like that brown stuff creature yeah and bobby lee painted this that's what old sriracha looks like wow okay yeah so that was a high point i just remember no well i mean like i'm just saying like a very easy example that's a two in one is that it was really fun because it was very impromptu and it was just very spontaneous and everybody was just having a lot of fun which i really enjoyed part of that was that i should have started with the low man what the ████ the low part of that was there was a mess afterwards and the next morning we had jk news and it was like there's no way we could film so then there was like the stress of it where it's like oh so great that we're having fun guys but it's we're having too much fun that we we didn't think it through we didn't
16:09 we didn't think this all through it smelled the next time yeah it did it did it was really messy that sounds like fun though yeah and you had to you had to clean it up oh we actually had to get cleaners cleaner whoa usually we get the team to clean it clean it up it was so bad that we had to actually hire professionals that's nice yeah we found some like 24-hour ████ like carpet steamer people type people oh it was so bad were they like holy ████ it's just like all the low the low points of jk include like it's cleaning it's all cleaning that's why we ████ love jk we don't clean ████ here that's why this place is ████ nasty yeah i clean i guess the other low part would just be i don't really get to see you guys as much anymore oh true well you're welcome too you know did you know that uh that that this place is a place that you could come in and sit down at too and like be
16:59 a part of so i could just come in randomly yep anytime it happens all the time we might not be here but you're totally welcome oh so what if you have the key what if i just come in on like a random jk music sure yeah david did that like three weeks ago yeah seven people at jk the whole day david was like i don't wanna ████ sit in traffic so he just sat down with us and i'm like you're not scheduled and you're not gonna get paid but whatever he had a blast like that i think yeah definitely to recap the highest is just when we just all have fun and it's just it work doesn't feel like work and then i think the low parts is um cleaning cleaning and also a loss of direction at times oh oh explain yes let's go hot seat right here burner's up burner's up i don't know like barton joe you guys got to make up your
17:49 minds okay like there have been so many times where like you know detroit and i were like what do you guys want to do you guys want to go into this direction you just want to go this direction you're like i don't know we kind of want to explore both i'm like okay if we expert both then um you know we're not quite sure like how one one is going to do well than the other we should probably just spend more in one area and then you know we get hit with you guys can figure it out and we're like and they're like okay we're really excited about this new direction let's have a meeting about it in two and a half months that's not our fault on a friday morning at 5 30 a.m 5 30. yeah the laugh is because it's true who's small disney it's your it's literally your phone that's what you're saying one of these guys that we were trying to schedule all of a sudden has a bunch of gigs or
18:39 something in the middle of august dang nick for me and joe are ready to meet next week or even this week hey in september in september [Music] i remember oh oh i just i just got hit with a memory about danger boys the trauma okay i remember i remember so we were we were trying to figure out a month to film and we had three months to choose from which was uh i think it's annie minnie monty mower that's the professional answer i think it was like uh september september come on wait i think it was yeah like september october or november i think it was like one of those months and i just remember being told that bart and joe are ready to go whenever
19:30 within these months it just depends on the other talent you know why because they're prioritizing danger boys number one on the list go ahead of course that's right right and so then i remember so so we're getting these people locked in and then all of a sudden the availability was gone and then because barney and joe were like oh we can't do it this time we got to do this i'm like but you guys told me oh i think you i think you came back in a month or something hmm he came back a month later you're like hey i got the scheduling a month later i was all those days are booked now no i came to the meeting that you guys booked a month and a half from now it was it was these set days and then i remember you guys were like we need more days to practice and i was like what happened to all of these other days that's tim's fault then does tim delagato can't remember scripts save space guys safe space i just i just
20:21 remember feeling very stressed about it i was like wow i don't know what's going on i was just told that i was doing this i was just following this and all of a sudden everything was like you're stressing out julia you can't be doing that i'm confused too because i'll remember so i will concede to you [Laughter] i was there and um just just a little lost because i was like i don't understand i'm just following directions and all of a sudden i feel like i'm getting i'm getting blamed for it well not really blamed but like i just felt like i wasn't doing my job right well because you have to deal with the consequences so you're being blamed because of the circumstances that make sense yeah but like no one was like straight i was like this is your fault it was just more of like well i told brandon not to say that
21:11 man brandon i'm telling you you see this is why we got to keep things in-house with jk and ████ yoshi yeah yoshi came in and started messing it all up and [Laughter] through all that trauma that you went through at jk bart and joe weren't here hypothetically if you wanted them to just say something if you wanted them to apologize anything what would you have them say to make you feel better i'll tell you i'm sorry julia i have no ████ memory of anything this is beautiful i think we're progressing here i'm not even gonna gaslight you because i can't even gaslight you and tell you that you're wrong because i don't ████ remember so much ████ i don't know if that's helping i remember talking about i remember everything tell me what you want me to say sorry for and then we'll have a cliffhanger ending so i'll say sorry and
22:01 then the other part two very nice that's the best we need views now we can get more views out of there we marked out two videos out of one concept okay okay um hmm uh to apologize for she's like like she's making a real girl rolodex anything you want i get one apology which one am i getting what's gonna be most worth it fine you get two apologies there two apologies wow i'll say sorry as many times you were ████ awesome oh we're we're breaking ground okay yeah wow let's give her some glasses i don't remember ████ now you're awesome she's one of she's one of the few people that i'm like um if all else fails at life you're always welcome to come back and i've told you this and i said even if you don't want to be back you have a permanent place here and that's why i was like even last time
22:53 you said you left but i didn't leave you you're a part of jk oh whether you like it or not okay thank you and so in my eyes julia has always been stellar and i knew that after leaving jk you were gonna absolutely crush it outside because for her you know she's the type of person that always ████ goes and does it a thousand percent never half asses so i was like that character no no matter what any any any ████ boss is going to love that and that's why you stayed here for so long not because i just suck at firing people but really it's like really nice really nice oh julia that's a good one you deserve it though you know you you really did contribute and you were a part of it like and you ████ crushed it here yeah you are jacob yeah i'll take that i'll take her okay i'll take that bart
23:46 i don't remember ████ but it's really good that's what's like being in your relationship with joe it's like hey here's how you ████ up yourself i don't remember you but you know why you're ████ the best yeah the best person i ever met my whole life you're incredible you're absolutely ████ incredible and then like what are they gonna say to that it's like uh yeah i don't know that's nice to know because i felt like a lot of the times i was like oh i feel like i'm messing up dodging what made you feel that way ah i don't know i have to think about it yeah i think so or is it because of that big ████ record button right there no i don't know
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