0:00 [Music] hey you're going to love this one okay yes I will you know hurricane Milton yeah I don't know that rapper oh yeah shut up dude a hurricane name God you're so funny nick no no no there was the there was a rapper named Hurricane Chris yeah yeah and he it's not the same no nebor my bad my bad they're in the hurricane crew yeah Hurrican that's what I thought so there's a guy uh who was on the freeway during the hurricane in Florida and uh basically he was going to go run for shelter he had his dog with him I know the story and uh he's now facing a 5-year jail sentence and a $5,000 fine for what he did what you do santis you know the story not this part
0:52 s you see the guy that saved the dog out of the car or something no this dog didn't get saved I didn't know ████ about nothing laa dogs it got super saved Florida Highway Patrol rescued a bull terrier abandoned and tied to a something fence why would they tie was struggling against the rising flood waters caused by the approaching storm Tampa governor of Florida Ronda Sanchez were something to condemn blah blah blah it's cool for anyone to leave a dog tied to a post dude there's a lot of stories of people leaving their dogs during the hurricane like that is that sad so left him to die and then they rescued him but the guy's getting he could be getting up to 5 years in jail I think he should be tied probably to a fence and
1:43 we should flood it and see how he gets out oh oh as punishment like the guy oh JK Justice JK justice so this guy left his dog but left the freaking caller on that has the information of the ownership I don't know he wasn't expecting the dog just forgot that the dog was chained to the his story doesn't really make sense it's like they asked him why he left the dog there and he said because he couldn't find someone to pick him up why don't he pick him up he got legs I don't understand I don't really know what he means by that is that an ESL thing it might be it might be yeah because how did the dog get left there you can't leave your dog that's word for word what he said this guy that guy looks like a he should be chained up to a fence why did you leave the dog there you see the hair though because like
2:34 nobody could I know exactly what you mean knowly tells a lot about somebody what does it tell that hairstyle look at that look at it what kind of hair is that what hairstyle is that so check it out the Lego it off that's true that looks like a Lego hair the sides look long right longer than the front that means he usually shaves his head but he got so lazy he's been lazy doesn't want to pay for any haircut just lets it grow out that's a barbar anoun dude that's Barbers could probably see Personalities in like clearly that guy used to shave it but then he's a lazy ass no therefore he's just not a good guy and he's not really organized therefore is there a correlation between like nice haircuts and good people absolutely people who does do haircuts are often people that does do them huh what does my hair say about me what does my hair say about me
3:25 who Gets a Haircut do do no I like does do better I haven't had haircut in 4 years what did that say about me that just tells me you know what you want yeah but this guy did doesn't safe talking to your employer like that the the problem is with this guy look at the face yeah he needs a haircut yeah he never wanted a longer haircut saying he looks like a neanderthal oh so this isn't on purpose he's just like he's just he's just a slob and slobs be thinking like a slob you know what I mean but yes lobs will tie a dog up to a fence and forget people who get their haircut on like on time every two weeks they're usually organized they're always on the go they're moving they they if they have time to schedule a haircut that means they're really well organized I'm every 3 weeks am I like kind of organized but you got long hair though you don't really need to up you you'll be pushing it yeah he literally says I
4:17 can't afford you that's why according to Garcia that guy's name he says he left his companion behind because he couldn't find anyone to pick the dog up what does that mean what does that mean take him with you how come he can't pick him nobody knows but that goes it falls back down to his lives are not organized he didn't have an alibi dude it's not it's not well planned it's not a good it's not a good excuse planned out dude what would you do Nick if you had a dog sitter walking your dogs and then a hurricane came and the dog sitter did that to your dog I would kill my dogter punch I'm I'm squabbing with my dog sitter what if your dog sitter was Jeremy from damn I have to get a bunch of guys and we have to go jump hey man I'm sorry I freaked out it was a spur the moment bad decision unfortunately I won't be able to trust that guy anymore really would you would that actually break your friendship with him probably absolutely no way yeah cuz I would have
5:08 do that to my friend's dog if I was doing that yeah absolutely okay yeah but like what if you're the dog sitter and it's your friend's dogs and you're walking these dogs with Tiff a hurricane comes along you're worried about Tiff cuz you know like you got to take care of one or the other what are you going to do I why I can only take care of one or the other why you can't pick the dog up we're in the running Rapids and I got to catch one I got to let go one run and chase you off leash go different directions you know I think you got to all go down with the ship dude oh you take them all down you take them all down you take them no no no obviously you would try to ████ save your wife or your ████ dogs but ████ that's heartbreaking in that unrealistic scenario just say um
5:59 unrealistic nah dude my dogs are ████ like 15 lb that' be all right I can fit them in my backpack carry them with me you know just showing them in your no that's not that's not a good that's not a good excuse you got to save them all dude what are you talking about yeah don't or die trying don't conform to this yeah dude yeah you don't have to kind of scenario is that see you can't be leaving dogs bro you can't don't walk you into this that's not okay walking dogs guys see the mean walk them out of danger where how girls always go ladies or girls in general they want to die peacefully but men's want if they want they're going out you're going out hard that's what Nick was saying what well it's like if you have is that what his haircut says about well it's like if if you have Die Hard haircut if in this scenario that you placed for me if you have to save two different entities and you know it's like you obviously you want to try to save both as best you can the H
6:50 especially if they're part of your family consider would you be able to choose if like both your dogs were going different ways oh dude I honestly I think about that ████ sometimes cuz it's like they can't run far I'll Chase those ████ I sprinted down the street and caught these ████ before and they're running into the street which one impulsively would you run after if they went it's honestly you got to divide and conquer my little one she's not that fast so I can catch up to her I'll grab her first and then I'll get the boy who's I could Sprint after good plan that's happened so I that's you don't want to Sprint first when you're not holding a dog and then the slower one is your second one when you're already holding do you're what if you're in like a hotel hallway and they both go into different elevators though and they're already in them looking at one's going up one's going down yeah yeah the dog pressed all the buttons ████ you have to honestly
7:42 it's whatever proximity is the one whatever's closest to you you got to grab that one first okay secure one and then grab the other I guess yes sir he's think could you choose between your dogs at all if someone was like can I have one just like that just the can I so the dog's going to survive dude ████ that no what if Make A Wish Foundation calls hey saw your dogs on social media this dying kid just wants one sorry bud you're going to have to die alone bud what if he's like after he dies you can have it back that makes it easier yeah that makes it easier you could borrow it but then he starts things start looking up and he's like yeah he doesn't die I got to find a way to poison this kid it's a full recovery I got to rule this kid's treatments or something all right what if what if things don't work out with the open microwave like trying to give them cancer again hey put all these cell phones next to your head hey what what about what about things don't work out
8:33 in your marriage Tiff's leaving you oh I told her everything's going half in the middle she's taking one of the dogs which one are you giving up to her I told her I was like you're not taking my ████ dogs for me dude I'm taking both those dogs I told her what you greedy P I'm taking you come you you can come see them you didn't sign the prenup dude technically her mom found her mom gave birth to them you know what I'm saying yeah like she birthed those dogs so it's like technically more more theirs but I won't accept that so then if it's more theirs she's taking both of them which one are you fighting for you only fight for one fighting for one probably my boy Leon whoa you just chose you're crazy but for the for the sake of the conversation for the sake of the conversation I'm picking Leon but I'm taking I'm taking both of them but why
9:23 in real I'm taking both of them so you fight for the dogs but you won't fight for a hand back in marriage like that was an option I'm I'm hidden third option what the ████ dude yeah don't let him do this don't let him do this hey me and T talk about this all the time I'm like bro if you ever if you ████ you ████ me over I'm taking both these dogs and you'll never see them again we're out of here what did she respond to that with she goes no those are my dog we have argument oh so she feels just as strongly so you guys are putting in hypothetical scenarios of when you guys break up who's going to keep the dog we about why you're breaking up just in the in the scenario in her scenario I ████ her over in my scenario she ████ me over so it's like that you know I mean got it so you feel Justified taking like those are my ████ dogs do you think she you guys are 5050 with how much you want to keep these dogs I'm probably
10:16 7030 T was like get the ████ out of here no she she would have do that she would have do that or we joke but N I think um N I think it's 50/50 I think it's 50/50 that's funny cuz she she's the one to take care of him now I'm not there taking care of them she takes care of them most during the day but then when I come home I'm always that's you're doing what you got to do to take care of the whole family that's what I'm saying I'm in I'm I got early morning late night shifts with those little ████ those are my sh you have more time yeah during those times if there's like but I think you're more motherly than Tiff that's why yeah probably I put them on my my my chii you know how there's that technological breakthrough with they can extend the life of a cat yeah if they were able to do that only with pugs would you want but what if the side effect is that now talks stop talking ████ what a crazy side effect going I'd rather go with Mom I'd
11:06 rather go with Mom I'd rather go with M ████ you ████ you ████ you it's always going like this you know what's funny is like these little ████ all tell them like hey I'll tell them to stop doing something and they'll argue with me bro like they'll bark at me oh and then like when I see them playing with some ████ that they're not supposed to I'll be like stop like leave it I'll tell them to leave it they'll drop it and then like the little the little one the girl will be like she'll put her head on it of whatever the object is and then just give me puppy dog eyes and then she'll like look to grab it again I'll be like no stop and then she'll stop and then she'll bark at me a little bit like oh W like that and so does Leon Leon does the same thing too what if the what if the doctor's like hey I can double the life expectancy of both of these pugs but it's going to take 10 years off your life oh and and then your teeth are going to go really crooked I can't
11:57 afford that wow taking 10 years off my life no I can't do that brother okay what what if you take 15 years off your life but then Tiff's health is miraculously good oh oh yeah I'll do that easy she's going to be alone for 15 years she probably will be anyway I'll probably die first but that's true though show the dog yeah cuz cuz cuz guys don't they die sooner than men yeah but that's because we're usually older than if you're polite you'll die before I I die for a ████ I don't want to see that the goal is to make the goal is to make everybody as healthy and live as long as possible that's that's the I don't want to deal with pain that honestly that's the goal I want be cuz I do that Mom at the end of my life I want to be selfish okay then tell me this so does everybody else if the doctor's like hey I can extend the life of your pugs
12:47 but I have to sacrifice the life of someone else's cat catch brother what are you doing right now whose cat do I know the cat oh no you don't have to know whose cat it was just say no I would know you don't have to know whose cat is but he'll say it's the cat of someone you love oh no and I'll be like this is confidential and his voice cracks on the love part yeah basically you don't know if it's anon's or Steve's but he said could be one of them yeah it's a random cat I'll say this behind closed doors behind closed doors I'll be like this isn't going to get out right this is ████ confidential he goes yep and I go all right I'll take the deal and then when I come out with you guys they'll be like hey did you take the deal I'll be like n man I couldn't except you now realize it was videotaped and he's using it as blackmail his name is
13:37 Diddy Diddy didy the kitty and I was feeling all like I was losing my inhibitions when I was around H is that what it was funny deal to make
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