0:00 Yeah, if I'm like if I'm gone for 5 days, I'll pack seven days just to be just in case cuz I've had times where it's an accident. You spill ketchup out of nowhere. You're like, "F███, I brought perfect amount of clothes." >> Spilling ketchup. >> Yeah. Spilling ketchup, huh? Is that what ████ your pants is now? [Music] >> Welcome back to Careful Boys. Did you know that there is a football player who walks around with an emotional support doll? doll. >> This is the doll right here. >> Yeah. >> What the Hey, does he have headphones on cuz he's autistic >> every time? >> No, cuz you're listening to like hype music, I think. >> Oh. >> Oh, he's just the same day. >> I believe it's the same doll every time. >> So, what do we think of this? >> Wide receiver. >> Ryan Williams. >> That's a guy who doesn't care what >> it's kind of a Ryan thing to do, though. >> So, he plays for college?
0:51 >> Yeah, college ball for Alabama. >> That's a big school. A big deal. >> Really great place to hide your gun though. Oh, >> I mean, if it wasn't a stuffed animal and it was an iguana, we would be like, "Cool." >> That'd be sick. >> Cool. You know? >> Yeah. He's a lizard guy. >> Yeah. >> It's so crazy cuz cool guys. >> No way. >> It's crazy cuz you don't really see these two together cuz you think like macho football player like beasty like you know he got mental game on lock got that Kobe mindset and then he has like this thing that's almost like a pacifier like this is my blankie. >> Well, Jenzie just default zesty though. That's why. Explain that. I'm not cool enough. >> Like they're more in tune with their emotions. >> They're gay, dude. >> It could be perceived as Yeah, that's what zesty mean. >> But that's the part where like I felt like at least from the past it feels like it's mutually exclusive. Like the type of guy that can like hit someone so
1:44 hard they have to go to the hospital cuz they think that he got hit by a car. >> Yeah. >> You don't think that guy is petting like felt? >> Well, now in this era, what Joe what Joe was just saying like people are more in tune. I mean, there's like um Instagram psychology all the time that we're following, you know, that's telling us to feel our emotions >> or just taking longer to ████ mature. >> He still has diapers on, too. >> No, you know what? We had the same ████ The difference is it's not like a it'll be like Dennis Ramen with a puppy or like they still have their little thing that's making them feel at ease. It's not a stuffed animal. >> But that's a real puppy he had. I'm just saying like it's an eccentric human being that we accept. We wouldn't think twice if he had like a little bulldog puppy walking up. >> He wore a wedding dress and everyone was kind of like >> I feel like Dennis Robin's way was him just going to party and everything. >> Yeah, but that that's a that's being a
2:34 spectacle. That guy might be serious. >> Yeah, I think he is. >> And it's not a lucky charm. It's not one of those like ritual. >> This is like his emotional support doll. >> I didn't know they had dolls for it. When do you know enough if he like when he's going to play he puts them on the bleachers too or keeps them in the locker? stuffs it >> doesn't say that. >> What What if like before he plays he puts a little helmet on the guy and he goes >> cute. >> I know. But then >> and he takes a timeout so that he could feed it. >> Are all his teammates just like >> trying to hold in their breath and not make fun of him? >> I don't see anybody laughing at him. What if he's like really scary and this is just >> Yeah. What if he's >> Is he hella I mean obviously he's good. >> Wide receivers aren't really scary. I will say that. And they don't really hit people very hard either. They catch but they catch all. >> They catch and then they get hit. Yeah. >> Would you say they're very protected? >> Yeah. a protected class for sure about this. >> The criticism of this loops in on itself because if you were to be like, "Dude, you're mental." He's like, "That's why I
3:24 need this." >> Yeah. I get hit in the head a lot. Like, >> yeah. So, this is the thing. Um, we did a previous video talking about like what girls uh would like guys to do. Just be upfront. So, something like this, right? Like, we know what we're getting. We know the type of everyone's ████ crazy and we know the crazy we're getting. And then at this point, we can accept if we want to date that or not. And I'd be like, "Yo, that's that's brave." You know, >> you think so? If Bar walked around with the emotional support doll all the time. >> I mean, he has his fanny pack on and it's not the same. >> Oh, is that an emotional support thing? >> I could hold stuff in here. >> Is there? >> Yeah, we have fanny packs, but we're not wearing them. >> When you don't have it on, do you feel weird like >> No, I just keep it on me. >> Do you shower with it on? >> Yeah, I think so. >> All right, now you're getting too personal, dude. >> You know what's cool, though? >> I I bathe with it. >> They'll be like, "Hey, man. Just be
4:14 yourself. I I like how you have that confidence and it's like I'm just not self-aware. So, I just exist impulsively and I'm rewarded for that. So, there's the difference between being interpreted, oh, they're so they're so okay with who they are and there's just like people out there that are like, I didn't even know I ████ exist today. >> There's also the main character syndrome. >> Yeah. Look at me. >> Yeah. Where it's like, no, you should be doing this cuz this is the world. >> Yeah. >> The performative male. >> Yeah. Yeah. says there's that, too. >> I got a book. >> Have you read it? >> Not yet, but I'm going to get a check with it. >> Is this icky at all? >> This episode's brought to you by In the Cloud, the only thing growing faster than your inbox is your todo list. In the Cloud gives you permission to ignore both for a little while. Anyways, in the Cloud makes federally legal THC, gummies, exotic flour, pre-rolls, and
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5:56 enjoy responsibly. Huge thanks to Incloud for sponsoring today's episode. Come on. >> Um I mean just based on the picture, I don't know if it's I I wouldn't consider it ick. >> Okay. I wouldn't be like I think the guy on the front might be more ick than the guy in the back. >> Whoa. >> Why? Cuz his suit. >> I don't know. He's just like >> the guy with the blue blazer versus the guy with the >> I mean, again, I'm just going based off a picture. >> I'm a Tai Simpson right now, dude. >> Oh, my bad. >> Take it easy. >> Okay. I'm sorry. No, he doesn't look yick either, actually. No, he's >> I I like his glasses. They're really cool. Which one? >> Uh the velvet I mean the the the burgundy suit guy. Or is that burgundy? You do? >> You were going with the normal guy. >> You like his goggles, dude? >> That s███'s dope. >> You like that? Hell yeah. That looks like a ████ 70s pimps glasses. >> That's true. I just can't pull it off. >> And and it looks like Hugh Hef's robe that he's wearing. It doesn't look like
6:46 a suit. >> He's got like a velvet collar. >> Don't a lot of athletes have like ritualistic things that they need to always keep. So it could it could also be a luck thing. Like not necessarily. >> Yeah, that's what I was asking him. He said no, it's not that. It's >> No, he says it's an emotal support thing. Yeah. >> Is it a T-Rex or a dog? >> It looks like a T-Rex to me. >> That's cute. >> It's kind of tight. You know what I mean? >> What What's What is the internet cute bear or something? >> What's the internet saying? >> They're all saying he's gay. >> Unanimous. >> I mean, the internet >> that's ruthless. >> He's gay. Yeah. Stuff like that. >> But doesn't every generation think the younger one's gay? >> Pretty much. Yeah. Cuz like I remember like well I'm not this old but when even like the Mley crew and those guys >> were being called gay and then before
7:36 >> they had all the hot ████ >> Exactly. But they wear lace. >> Yeah. >> And high heels. They still got made fun of. Yeah. But then what did the older generation of gay guys think of younger generation gay guys? >> They probably think they're gay. >> I remember thinking that the that older people were gay and younger people were gay. So it doesn't matter. It's like everyone's gay but me because I'm so insecure about like I hope girls like me. >> So it's just like they're gay. No way. >> Right. It doesn't feel any different. It's like the more you make fun of this guy like or any generation that's doing that, the more they think, well yeah, you don't like it cuz you don't know it's cool. >> So it's like you just get made fun of for like making fun of him. >> Yeah. It's like you're just old now. You just don't get it. You're out of touch. >> Yeah. It's like it's like when everyone's making fun of mumble rap. Yeah. >> And it's like you're just outing
8:26 yourself as like now you've reached that point where you don't hear what's cool anymore. >> Is there anything in your guys' lives that you have that other than we already know about you so you can sit this one out and you >> let's put a picture of you up instead of using your shot. >> You can't be without that you'd be like, "Oh ████ where is that? I need that." >> Like a thing I take everywhere with me. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> My headphones. >> Okay. >> My earbuds. >> Yeah. >> It feels weird if I'm not wearing underwear. >> Okay. I like underwear all the time. >> Underwear. >> I'm with you on that. >> Like if I'm traveling, right, and let's say I I mispacked. I'd rather wear dirty underwear for an extra day >> then not have underwear. >> Not have it. >> Why don't you just wash it in the sink? >> What? >> It's easy. >> I We know that you do that. >> But it feels fresh is what I'm saying. >> We know you do that.
9:16 >> I think he's just painting the extreme picture. I think he would probably do that. >> Oh, you never had to do it before. I usually don't mispack, but I'm like, >> dang, you never misspack. Wow. If I'm like, if I'm gone for 5 days, I'll pack seven days just to be just in case. Cuz I've had times where there's an accident. You spill ketchup out of nowhere. You're like, "F███, I brought perfect amount of clothes." >> Spilling ketchup first. >> Yeah. Spilling ketchup, huh? Is that what ████ your pants is now? >> Hey, do you guys have a thing with washing clothes first before you wear it? Cuz I can't wear fresh underwear out of the pack. I have to wash it first. What? >> Underwear specifically for sure. >> You don't like it straight from the manufacturer. >> I hate the polyester chemical t-shirts get itchy. So itchy. >> Oh wow. You guys are just like that guy. >> Yeah. I'm the >> I can't I can't. So >> I don't do it like that. >> Hurts my skin. Well, actually this is a brand new shirt you got me and I It's
10:07 not It doesn't have the >> It's making him itch cuz he's so >> I go this I go this makes me itchy, dog. >> He's itchy for you. He's like, "How do you wear that?" >> I do wash everything first. Yeah, I like that. Like I like the way brand brand new ████ looks, but I don't like the way it feels. So I wash everything first, >> but then it ruins it right away. >> I don't know if this is like a emotional support thing though, but I like textures. Like >> it's just autistic. >> Stroking the ████ out of something and like, >> oh man, that's tight, dude. >> What's your favorite fabric to touch? >> Dog. >> What? >> What kind of dog? >> Long furry ones. Long dog. >> I was going to guess corduroy. >> Corduroy dog. No, cuz you wear a lot of corduroys. >> Yeah, dude. That's a good Cuz if I can't dog it, I'm going to dog myself. >> I'm going velvet. >> Velvet's pretty sick. >> That's awesome. Somebody if somebody has like a velvet couch, I'll be doing all that. >> And then when you go like one side, it
10:58 kind of makes it go down and you go the other side. >> You spell your name in it. >> It's all on the ████ spectrum. I swear. >> Oh, for sure. I think >> speak for yourself, Lely. >> I think it's cuz I had lead paint in my house growing up. >> Oh, the asbestos.
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