0:00 thank you [Music] are you guys familiar with Art Basel yeah Miami oh yeah yeah am I shaking right no it's not basil or basil I specifically looked up people saying it to make sure I was saying it right and they're saying Art Basel all right what about it yeah so it's in Miami no yeah it sounds fancy yeah how confident I am in it I heard about it kind of know what it was a visual representation the butter first and then put strawberry on
1:03 [Laughter] so check this out look at this picture of these people crowded around this ATM what do you think's got them so interesting oh I saw that ████ yeah that's crazy oh I know I know it's like where they try to get a high score for having the most money in their account yeah so like pretty much it's it's pretty much like an art attraction but it's a real ATM that when you use it you go on a leaderboard above it showing how much money you have in your checking whoa that's ████ funny so everybody's just staring and looking at it so it's like a dick measuring contest it looks like this look they take your photo as you like it just shows you the balance and it shows your balance yeah there's a thing about this with credit card points out there too people have competitions about who has more credit card points oh
1:54 Point yeah that's pretty fun because you can get free flights and stuff I love credit card points the highest score because that's not well let's see if you're impressed they'll judge by your face okay so the average uh that most people had was between 10 and 20K like imagine if you're gonna do this you would try to get like some yeah wow that's the average for all my funds unless you're trying to troll and put like a thousand for the people that are doing it for the people going oh yeah sample of the population yeah because I was like damn that's a lot you're gonna do it you're not gonna be the one that has eight dollars in there which is sad if you're funny but if I was in the average of like just ten thousand I'd be like I'm not doing this yeah because that means that you thought you were tight and you weren't that tight yeah it's because you read news articles whether like the average American can't
2:44 afford a two thousand dollar emergency you're like I'm gonna show these ████ quite a bit of people that had straight up zero or close to zero that's tight do they make it on the leaderboard at all or is it they just kind of like you'll see that like like a golf score leaderboard with like lowest score one yeah so the negatives because they need the most help yeah is that why rich people like golf because it's the opposite of what they're used to it's like you don't want the most points I mean I already have a lot of that okay yeah I'm trying to get less this keeps me humble yeah before I show what the highest score was what's a good excuse for why like what do you think people are saying with the like you know people can be like oh that's just my checking for spending for food and whatever like yeah what do you think people are saying to be like Ah that's that's not my real account like what excuses are popular you should see my crypto wall that's a good one yeah this
3:36 is my liquid you should see my wife's that's good I was like I got a restaurant though that's the main are you is this an example are you oh mostly tied up in the restaurant business yeah yeah basically it's like it's like they just talk about oh well it's all stuck in assets yeah it's all in real estate well you keep motivating cash because you don't want to give it to the man yeah it's like don't ask me how much gme I have what's what look at this so there's number 32 that's the ranking this is number one so based on her reaction this is who had the most money at Art Basel oh okay okay yeah I mean like in your checking account that's not FDIC insured like I wouldn't do that I would separate 250. no it's like three mil the number
4:26 one you see is three mil no no no no the person here I think it's I think they raised it a little bit I used to be 100K okay so they raised it to 250. what do you think what do you think they look like this person three mil oh I don't know the first the first one I think the first one was like a a young looking guy right he's a kind he's kind of a Steve [Laughter] damn three million that's pretty cool but yeah that's don't keep that in your checking account who's number two just to do this on this picture you want to see who's number two or what if that is his checking and his savings is even crazy no does he even have a savings like Ryan's account you know yeah spread all over the place you better go to basil oh Sam Sam I have a confession I don't have a I
5:18 don't have a savings account at all it's a waste is it a waste yeah the interest is so small that I mean it should just be a holding ground until you can transfer it into other assets I don't even use one how many bank accounts do you have like just like eight [Laughter] what we're gonna fix this inflation thing let me figure out in a couple years no when I used to bank with Washington Mutual I had a savings and a checking and then when Chase took it over something happened and then I forgot what happened but I only you have a checking account left when I signed up for a savings account I got five percent interest and then that was back in 2010 five percent and then each year they went down it was online savings and it
6:08 was kind of new like because Allah it was Ally and um I think HSBC was the other one that was competing for five percent so I had it in HSBC and it was five percent and then they went to four percent and then Ally was still at five so I transferred to Ally and then they just went down five percent each year and now it's at point five percent wow you know what 20. I got this ████ in the mail and it was like oh congratulations you could be getting point zero five percent in your savings account and I was like remember how ████ stupid do you think that's like not even a percent it's point zero five percent that makes me want to scream at the envelope ████ you do one with credit card Yeah the more debt you have the more savings you get oh yeah
7:00 the sad thing is if if you're in the same so that's like an Art Basel right what if you're like a few boots away trying to sell art and you're like none of these ████ people can afford this ████ you're number 58 get out of here man don't even look at some of those pains are like uh five six figures damn super expensive it's your whole checking account that's a funny thing to basically be in a place where you're trying to sell and you can see how much money people have to spend it's kind of funny I love this kind of art though I love this ████ oh yeah and installation art it also makes a toilet flushing sound as you're waiting for your uh number interesting touch what flavor what flavor of toilet no I'm just saying probably because you're a piece of ████ if you're doing that you're like oh ████ yeah it is a dick I feel like some Miami nightlife ████ I
7:50 always I always thought it would be a funny prank to um like have an ATM machine or like wait like at 7-Eleven where you pay with your card to have the ████ thing be like a speak and spell when you put your PIN so it goes five nine two three oh what the ████ man oh this guy's like what was that say it again that'd be such a funny prank my ████ voice is so scary what's crazy is does it matter how good art is any like installation that Taps into your natural narcissistic Tendencies will always win yeah it's like I bet if you go to the craziest art show and then one of them is just the mirror and you have like a counter of who looked at this art and how many people have looked at the mirror oh wow everybody's all about look at me March Basel are you an artist dude
8:40 hey cut that out get that ████ out and then like do the gallery of mirrors yeah they should have a eye tracker track the mirror have a counter have a eye tracker on the arch have a counter and then charge the mirror more in the ████ all right yeah that's good data yeah and the actual art is the eye tracker the patent for that but that's how you sell some rich ████ I'm here yeah and then like I guess I gotta pay five million for this mirror it's a ████ ass that's a good point okay so this is what was showing at the gallery there was this one article we did on JK a long time ago where it was like a restaurant that if you could fit through these bars then you could eat for free it's like a discount for each space yeah yeah that's a pretty clever idea so many
9:30 people needed to eat free well I think it uh more discounting things as in they're not gonna eat that much anyway their stomachs are all small yeah like you have to pay more the bigger you are or something that makes sense yeah oh wow any competitive eaters are small jeez the bit you are the more food you order geez that's not true packing some food and they're ████ tiny that's you that's true yeah so do you put on the jam after the butter it doesn't work like that [Music]
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