0:00 just kidding news careful boys is a brand just kidding news is the man of smart people the people of just kidding news careful boys they are very smart just kidding news the number one forcast in the [Music] world in Lancaster County Pennsylvania oh that's where the that's where that's where Amish people live yeah man I know is crazy dud 10th favorite City Philadelphia is in Pennsylvania oh Benjamin Franklin City yeah y i I knew it a man operating a farm vehicle was arrested and accused of driving Under the Influence just 17 minutes after he was released from custody wow for driving Under the
0:50 Influence wow well cuz he was so stressed out after getting arrested he needed to drink but then he's like you know what I'm not going to drive my car I'm going to be safe and drive my tractor cuz it only goes 3 mph and then the cops were like we got to pull over this ████ ████ that's riding on the road wait he drove a tractor on the road a a farm vehicle yes but wait I don't even know but it yeah but is that not okay not if you're not if you're drunk yeah but if you're on your Farmland is he on the Farmland um identified as 49-year-old uh oh they kept his name out um he was first taken to custody on the even of September 16th after Pennsylvania State Police said he tried to flee the scene of a crash in 1974 International Harvester 4000 series so he was already on a farm vehicle and he
1:40 got into a crash and he tried to flee going 5 miles hour in a tractor an International Harvester that could just be a pickup truck right if it's International it might just be registered as a farm vehicle by plates waa that's deep inside baseball up baby man could be you ruined the image stole it I thought he was riding a ████ lawnmower or something yeah John Deere dude according to the crash report the International Harvester and a 201 Toyota RAF 4 were at a stop sign when the farm vehicle backed into the SUV and tried to leave the area the driver of the RAF 4 followed behind honking to try to get the tractor operator's attention so apparently it's a tractor oh it is a tractor damn the driver of the tractor the same yeah driver of the tractor later admitted to police that he had been drinking before getting behind the wheel and then authorities said the suspect was arrested processed and
2:31 released but he didn't give the officers much time to miss him because 17 minutes after being released from custody he was found to be operating a tractor yet again on the roadway well he had to finish his work for a second DUI he had to finish his work well so he got two DUIs on the same day I think he's going to lose his license and then go to jail they let you go after one DUI that's the thing usually well he might not have been under the influence he was fleeing a crime scene from a crash oh right so he might have been under the influence but like not to some like crazy limit where he had to be like detained or something so they release him from custody that's so again gets back on within 17 minutes and is riding it again are you telling me this guy has a problem you think but wait wait where that's why problem such a strong word do you guys know any alcoholics um no kind of you do
3:24 who can I should I say it yeah no I can't say just say it I know who it is he's a f is boxer Oscar De La Hoya is that who you were going to say no I don't really know him like that I know stories yeah I've seen that fool ████ puking outside you know the gym before no but I know some people that have alcohol issues that I would rather not say or maybe just substance abuse who you know ████ family members and ████ oh ████ okay you I mean they've been through like AA and stuff D not H yeah bro Tiff got a ████ drinking problem there she slapped me there night I that no hit me I was like she got drunk and beat you up dud and I told her I was like ████ you better not but did you like it a little bit no actually I didn't like it well you actually didn't like it I was like don't ████ hit me dog but then it's not fair cuz
4:15 she won't remember tomor I didn't get oh did I tell you the oh I did I do have a story about how I got bullied by a drunk act while I was walking my dog tell you about that you were supposed to but we didn't say it yesterday was like a couple weeks like last week what last week you got bullied yeah I got ████ bullied by some dude for like 20 minutes while I was walking my dog what happened you didn't use your jiujitsu n well it was like I'll tell you about it okay I was walking outside and I was training my dog and some dude was like uh he started pointing at my dog from across the street at and he was talking to another dog guy and he was like talking ████ and I was like well that's weird and then while I'm doing drills with my pup up and down the street he starts going like he starts making like fake dog noises like like that like from across the street I'm like what the ████ this dude is
5:05 tripping and usually at that time when I would take my dogs out I know who's out you know what I mean like I usually see this usual the regulars I know everybody this guy I was like I haven't seen this guy before so I'm walking is he homeless not homeless oh so I'm walking he's actually a neighbor of mine oh what yeah crazy so I'm walking up and I start he's on this side of the street I'm walking up this way and he starts talking ████ he's like that dog is not a kid and I go okay thank you and he goes shut your ████ dog up and I was like okay thank you wait your dog was barking though yeah cuz this dude was yelling at him oh damn and my dog has been we've been trying to train him to be like less reactive but part of it is just like making them chill in like more you know Open Spaces you know and just like relaxing expose your therapy kind of pretty much and then making sure that if he yells you
5:55 just go like leave it and he goes all right I'm chilling anyway so this dude starts yelling and he starts crossing the street and I'm like ah ████ dude and my dog is barking at this fool and he's like shut your ████ dog up shut your ████ dog up he's like do you do you hear like do you hear your dog and I'm like a ████ bro this ████ guy God damn it dude and he just he kind of starts going off and then I was like I was like hey man you're being a little hostile dude I was like you're coming close to me I he's like I'm not hostile I'm not hostile I just came across the street and I'm like hey dude my dog's barking at you cuz you're coming over here I was like you're being hostile yeah he was like probably where like Anthony is I was like hey bro like don't come any closer tell me truth were you halfway like ooh it's time bro I was like tripping I was like ████ bro my heart was beating on my chest I was like am I going have to ████ deal with this dude right now ████ where's my ████ G at yeah I know I was like ████ dude I don't have my mouth guard yeah
6:45 and this is bro I left my phone at the gym that night and it was like it was like 11 it was like 10:30 and I was like I'm going to be there in ████ 4 hours anyway I'm just going to leave so I didn't want to go back up so I left my phone I'm walking by outside by myself without my phone and uh so and Tiff's at the house and I was like a ████ and this and I work I'm still kind of by my house she couldn't rescue you yeah cuz I was like man I don't want him to see where I live and ████ oh yeah like this ████ and he's like where you from where you from and I was like what the like you like you in a gang or something but he but you if you look at this dude he looks like a normal guy maybe like a Mexican dude white maybe mixed with white but he was like skinny ass arms big old gut and like a little bit of a beard so I was like this ████ is just like crazy right now I couldn't figure out what was happening cuz I thought he was getting mad about me for my dog and I was like for how I was training my dog or
7:36 whatever F he's your neighbor though confirmed yeah so as we start going he's like he's like I've never seen you around here and I was like bro I'm trying to walk my dog dude he's like yeah all right okay okay and then he goes I see those ears and I'm like oh ████ dude he's like I see those ears what does that mean I don't know what that means so he goes he's saying all the stuff I'm finding out more about him and he goes yeah I see those ears you don't think I saw all those ears and I'm like all right bro I'm trying to just walk my dog so I walk my dog down the street a little bit this gu annoying and then this dude keeps like following me as was I'm walking up and down the street and I'm like ████ bro I don't want him to see where I live so I'm trying to walk up the street and he's like pacing up the street and he goes I waited in today I'm 155 lb I could take you I can take I'm like what the ████ is going on 155
8:26 lb and I was like all right bro I was like I bet you could I bet you could and he's like yeah I know dude this ████ he was say it progressively at first I was like scared I was like what the ████ is happening and as I was walking away I was like dude this guy's nuts he's just crazy the cool part of this is the only time I think I'm like I like at way oh yeah cuz you can report them hey you have someone that's unruly and then they'll just hit send a letter to their house so this gu he's following me up the street and he's like yeah I can take you would you like 180 180 and I'm like oh my God pleas damn dude and he keeps going up uh and then I stopped I stopped seeing her for a little bit and then I start walking back down and he's like yeah I'm ████ watching you I'm ████ watching oh my god dude and it this is like this is like ████ 20 minutes like this is going on for 20 minutes and he keeps saying all that
9:17 ████ and then um I was walking you keep walking down and then back up cuz you walk yeah cuz I'm like dude let this ████ I was just like and I kind of was like what the ████ else is he going to say so he's like you wish you wish he would ████ touch you no I I really didn't I really didn't did you want to like just tie your dog up and like yo like what do you want to do let's just do what you want to do right now part of me knew what the right answer was was just ████ don't say anything and just keep walking that to me that in my head I was like that's the right thing to do you're very controlled man get even better I'm walking back to my house and I'm like ████ it I'm should have walked towards my house and he's like yeah go back to your house with your boyfriend you f word he goes you you know you bundle of sticks and I'm like with this bro it it made me laugh though it made me laugh uh Joe what's the f word friend yeah dude he call me f oh F Double G's
10:08 Double G's dude R's with maggot and then I and I I laughed and I was like damn bro you're drunk I just I I I don't know why I said that but I said that and he's like oh actually I'm not drunk I'm completely sober he said bro he said it like that and he got like mad like I'm actually completely sober and I'm like all right dude I shouldn't have said anything I'm should keep walking and then he's like he's like I know where you live go back to your house in the back you your f word ass house that's what he's saiding bro and he's saying a lot more too but like this is the condensed version and I'm like oh my God bro this is ████ so crazy so I I walked towards a house that like is not my house and then he walked up and he's like I live ████ right here and it was like the apartment building and I was like oh ████ this is ████ nuts and then the next couple
10:58 days I'm like looking out for this dude I'm like when the ████ I've never seen this dude yeah bro he was being hella weird I haven't seen him again and then one day I'm walking during the day with Tiff and I'm like babe that's him right there and he just ████ walking all normal and I'm like oh my god dude this guy he didn't even like look at me he didn't even know he didn't even ████ know dude and he was like he was like threatening my dog at some point he's like I'll ████ take care of your dog you think he had mental issues I for sure he might have been not on his meds I think that ████ was just drunk and but I also don't know if he even saw me across the street he just was like he just looked completely normal but then the other night he was just like pacing up and down the street he was trying to like challenge me to like grappling he's like yo I'm on the mats bro it was so crazy what is happening that but he passed you by like he never even seen you before yeah but he was across the
11:49 street so I don't know if he even saw me does he live but I but I saw and I was watching this ████ and I and he walked into the apartment complex and I was like this ████ that must have ruined her night though oh bro I woke up like cuz I'd be so ████ riled up like God damn what the ████ I woke up at like 2: a.m. and just like ████ I couldn't sleep P just like what the ████ and it ruined my it ruined my sleep that night ruin my sleep but it was a trip though I don't know what I wanted to like even but it in my head I was like this guy's going to kick my ████ ass at one point I told him I was like you better stop following me I'm going to call the cops I told him you said that yeah I did say that and then he did he didn't he didn't listen he's like oh I ████ wish you would call the cops that's when it started getting ████ hilarious where he was like just being hella funny dude what the thing is like
12:39 Nick you always double question yourself but as soon as this dude throws hands like you are going to murder this dude no but you know what it is though killed him yeah part of me was like afterwards I did get mad cuz I was like damn the level of like disrespect this dude came up to me and was just talking why are so ████ he told you his weight class bro I was like you 155 I was like I smash you brother I smash you but no it was a trip cuz I was fired up I was like scared I was feeling all kinds of things but like as it went on longer I was like oh I'm just this is fine I'll be okay he's just a crazy dude yeah and I was like I could talk to I can call the neighbor and be like yo this dude's bugging me bro I I'll tell I'll tell the I'll tell the I'll tell on them dud I'll call the cops you should though because you Tiff is there too no yeah she was at the house she didn't even know yeah that's good cuz
13:30 you don't want to escalate you guys are neighbors I don't want him to see who Tiff is you don't want to turn into a thing yeah but I was like if this dude comes up to me I'm going to call him if you're living that close to an unstable ████ nutcase yeah it is a little bit unsettling n it was weird bro I was like we don't have that in Vegas I just you know oh yeah not in Vegas at all everyone's totally fine there that doesn't happen in [Music] Vegas [Music]
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