0:00 well I mean I don't like guys in general so I think he should go to hell right and jail here by the way he's competition dude maybe this chick will fight me if I agree with exactly her yeah she's probably hottest she's dating him bro like she's probably smoking hot right [Music] so you guys know what about the new Marvel villain his name is Jonathan Majors Jonathan majors yes okay so he was just an Ant-Man and the WASP quantumanias he was also just in the new Creed movie do you guys watch any of those by the way I did Hans Mania what'd you think I thought it was whack everyone said that is it what was whack about it it just wasn't that great I think also I think it was necessary for the the franchise it's necessary for the overarching like
0:51 um phase in the story building and stuff like that but just as a movie and as it honestly felt like I was watching Avatar meets strange world that I think it was by Disney or whatever me it's like it just didn't feel like Super Fresh original epic also Ant-Man is like oh that's kind of okay you know what I mean superheroes so I think from like just like a Fan's point of view you're not necessarily like super invested their entire like family Arc and again this is just opinion I don't know what other people think but like from Ant-Man the WASP his parents and all the whole whack I just think it's whack yeah it's not that tight you know what I mean the story the backstory the purpose their intention what about the George read the new one because I haven't yet but I do want to watch that I do want to watch did you get invested in Creed no I didn't I liked it which one I didn't I didn't dislike it compared to some people okay I liked it that's cool
1:42 and uh that's awesome okay I guess that's the end of that no that's ████ sick I'm feeling some passive aggressive energy no no no I think that's so I think that's so sick and I think it's epic you just doubled down on the passive aggressive energy you're hiding it with this like fake ████ that you're making it worse look I think the Creed is a movie franchise Jonathan means one of the movies of all time he's he plays Kang the Conqueror from Ant-Man and he's also set up to be like the new Thanos yeah and Marvel because they have stronger than Thanos technically do you think he was cool do you think he was cool in the movie I think he's capable of being cool man yeah he was also in like Army commercials and ████ too right yeah yeah he was just in in a bunch of army commercials he's killing him right now he was but well at least he didn't kill
2:33 anybody thank God but he was arrested for assault oh strangulation oh harassment oh my God New York City oh that's that's MMA yeah assault strangulation that's two that's that's striking striking Yep this guy's well-rounded yeah this is all legendary he denied it though right Yep this is all ledge we don't know that this happened where did it New York City I mean like was it at a bar or something um so or a bedroom the victim so this is a dependental clip domestic dispute with a 30 year old woman please oh it had to be a woman 11 am what she was was 30. there was a 911 call inside an apartment in the Manhattan neighborhood of Chelsea which is a fan everyone knows Chelsea um in New York um they put him into custody without incident the victim had minor injuries to her head and neck and was removed to
3:23 a hospital in stable condition damn he's no longer in police custody as of Saturday night after this incident damn he has denied wrongdoing completely he says he'll be cleared he says this is all ████ so it's all up in the air right now but the lady just fell down the stairs herself our early predictions what do we think well we don't know because rough sex maybe because we don't we don't know if he actually did it right that's yeah because they don't there's no charges his management has denied it his PR I thought you guys were believe all women what's wrong with you no we're just asking what do you guys think that's all early prediction why do but not when they're 30. okay yeah that's different I'm always inclined to just think like I don't know so why judge because I don't know yet yeah I don't know I have the best time to judge when you don't know no no no no no the best is when you only have a little bit of information and then you want to burn them at the stake
4:14 I think that's the American way well I mean I don't like guys in general so I think he should go to hell right and jail guys here by the way he's competition dude maybe this chick will ████ me if I agree with exactly yeah she's probably hot as hell if she's dating him bro like she's probably smoking hot right so that's so smart I think for sure and if we take them out of the equation that means they're not he's not ████ dead weight no he's out of the way he's out of the way and it gives me a chance a guy like me right between the legs because she just doesn't know it yet straight shot yeah she's out here with these ████ guys these ████ who are not like they don't treat her like right not me you would treat her so much better dude a thousand percent she does need to be safe exactly a thousand percent and she doesn't know it but she doesn't notice me yet because I'm not a famous actor yeah I bet she would love Hawaii too oh
5:04 my God I think she would just fall for you immediately you think she like June beaters I think she likes Boba everybody likes bubbles in this scenario we can get her on the show in a scenario I don't have a job I don't have a job I stay home a lot I uh comment in this scenario scenario you don't get a lot of daylight but you're looking forward to it nope in this case too I just think that you know what was he doing in the room in the first place alone beating up a girl yeah how innocent is he saying yes is he like I don't know who this is like go this way to herself I believe in dude I'm a I'm a team jail right now in most cases when girls get beat the ████ up right Jonathan major side and then the girl's like yo he ████ me up right like how like statistically like how much of that is like I'm just lying or how much is that she got ████ up my
5:54 thing is like that's true what how could it benefit my sex life so like you know if I'm gay then I probably start with him and I'm like hey dude like maybe you like what could ████ down the road I'm for sure we was just low-key talking about this with the Gwyneth Paltrow story right dude ████ uh optometrist lower than chiropractor doctor or whatever the ████ crashes into her skin and then is like let me Sue your ass for 3.1 million dollars even though you didn't get injured yeah and it's kind of like suggestion to you yeah you sue somebody because you think you can take something from them if there was just an economy class bloke like myself he's probably not gonna sue me right same thing we don't know who this chick is but Jonathan Majors was recently in two number one movies in the box office hits like back to back that hadn't been done in a long time you know what I'm saying that hadn't been done a long time for Ant-Man Quantum and Creed Three and it's
6:44 like he's got something to lose so all I'm saying is the math and the ingredients you're leaning towards believing him well hey we got to say something about it like I believe most women that's my mom and look at this guy he's the leaf most women Vietnam now he's coming back here saying bloke and ████ yeah yeah come on dude we get it bro this guy's so worldly argument it's got European now pick that ████ up over there I guess Vietnam's in Europe exactly hello I want to see how ████ up her face looked cheese before or after well I kind of that was a mixer I would love I want to see if there's anything yeah no the question is more like what high heels Where She Went is this what the movies has she seen
7:35 recently is this an Amber Heard moment or does she need help Nick's like are we sure she lived in Chelsea a lot of people say they live in Chelsea I feel like whenever you hear a story just an inkling of like someone hurt one of your female friends I think there's this weird Primal feeling of I gotta murder this guy now like a protective nature yeah like just in in just real talk with people that I know yeah I'm like oh I gotta kill this fool like and she's like oh no no no he just he didn't he didn't like the way I made udon and I'm all like no he's gotta ████ die you know like you gotta save her I gotta no I'm not saving my aunt you know what I mean I'm not trying to ████ my aunt that's crazy thanks for clearing that up that's good but there is I think there
8:26 is a weird like male primal thing that goes on where it's like oh she's in danger I have to ████ I have to kill this guy now I gotta I gotta help her we have to rescue her and the first thing that comes to mind isn't oh she might be exaggerating she might be doing I I because I feel like after you beat the ████ out of the guy she's like why did you do that and I'm all like I thought I thought we're supposed to and then you're like realizing oh wait maybe it's not what she said it was you think she might be lying well she's stretching she's stretching I don't know I mean in my maybe udon was really bad maybe she really messed up that udon so in in texts that the woman sent to Jonathan major uh-oh new development she says they assured me that you would not get charged they said they had to arrest you
9:16 as protocol when they saw the injuries on me and knew we had a fight I'm so sorry you're in this position we'll make sure nothing happens about this I told him it was my fault for trying to grab your phone and another message sent hours later she wrote I reiterated how this was not an attack and they do not have my blessing on any charges being placed I read the paper they gave me about strangulation and I said Point Blank this did not occur this should be removed immediately that's what the chick is saying chick is saying that in text messages to Jonathan Majors whoa so is it a Stockholm syndrome situation is it like because you know in a lot of domestic violence cases women get beat the ████ up the guys passionately apologize baby I'll never ████ do this to you ever again right and then um she goes okay okay I believe you I believe you I gotta fix you we're gonna work through this and then she'll cooperate yeah that happens a lot right the problem is maybe because
10:08 this is coming from his attorney oh yeah so we don't know that this is verified this is just like his attorney's saying this is what's being said it's kind of a ████ up thing if she's lying obviously but you never know it's also a ████ up thing and she's telling the truth because that doesn't exactly sound yeah it doesn't add up like he didn't do it right yeah it sounds like he did it I'm just trying to save your phone the situation and she didn't know it would go that far wow that's what that sounds like because it sounds like the stereotypical domestic violence thing where the woman starts blaming herself for like yeah oh I'm so sorry yeah I shouldn't have touched her phone I shouldn't have swore you said not to swear around pretty standards plus this is clearly like the ████ and Nicholas Cage our favorite actor in Conair in that scenario where it's like hey look you were in the Navy or marine or whatever so you're considered a Lethal Weapon you're not a regular dude so you got to go to jail for this one this ████ just got off training for
10:59 creed so if he's boxing his ass off all day long and then punch the woman but it's not acting though stunt fighting's a little different he just hit the heavy back those ones stunt ABS he's a good villain honestly Creed but like I said that was busted like he's ripped because I like I like Mr T what was his uh clever like oh he was good a good one but that's on Rocky yeah wait did he come on creep too no okay but just in the whole franchise I liked him I only watched one I didn't watch you don't watch for like Rocky two or three no the Creed I only watched one Creed well actually created franchise yeah Creed two is a is a phone because how many are how many is there there's three because this one's called Creed Three what the way I see it I see Creed one as Rocky six so it's like Rocky six seven and eight that's how I see it well actually that's the issue because
11:49 Sylvester Stallone or Sly if you want to call him that Ashley had an issue with the Creed 3 uh movie and because there was some sort of like conversation where even though in the script it was kind of like it's this is your time just blah blah blah like it was supposed to like move on from the rocky era yeah he still apparently got upset that they wrote him out of the script and the story for Creed Three like the director and does he make money off of it though well I know he he's he's never cut into the entire Rocky franchise upset about that he's big time Big Time said about that yeah that's been always a producer who owns it really you know kind of ████ him out of it so Creed what because uh Sylvester's in Creed one and two and two it's not really part of it like he doesn't own it it's not his story but his his story is still coming it's a rocky Universe yeah I mean it's a
12:40 Creed's son Madonna's Creed who battled Rocky like you know Apollo it all comes it all comes from right oh that's the sun she wrote but then he sold it right so then that that those rights transferred oh sold it he was a ████ you shouldn't have sold it well he he was a he sold his dog to make the ████ that was the sacrifice he made yeah Play Rocky he had to buy his dog back yeah to get his dog back yeah I thought he sold it after two and his dog died so then he's like he lost everything all Salon damn Jonathan Majors punched that chick [Music] foreign
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