0:00 [Music] you guys ever had a dream yeah i had one last night but what's up what was your dream a nightmare i murdered two people on how to get rid of their bodies yeah what was the method of disposal i don't know but they're in the shower and then um someone gave me a nail clipper and said just like chop it up that's all you can use oh ████ that's a cracker i was crying because i was like this is not going to ████ work dude can you imagine the little piece that used to uh cut out your toes you she cutting real skin like clipping on top like trying to ████ sit there it was so graphic and i was just like all right i gotta go to like home depot and get some real ████ but i'm like that's how they always catch people though so so what if you had that dream
0:50 and when you woke up you actually were clipping something with the nail clippers whoa because that's what happened to this one dude he started clipping his toenails and ████ man one time i had a dream where i was peeing in the bed and i woke up and my bed was wet yeah like that yeah yeah so this man i lucid dreams sometimes and i've like yes this man yeah everybody else you ever had a dream and if you if you if you want to do it so much and i lucy dreams that sex and then i woke up and i had nutted wait you really had a wet dream like legit yeah like like i made it happen dude i've never had a wet dress ever ever ever dude i've never had i've never had one either you guys jack off too much is that what it is i like wet dreams oh you guys are so lucky i rarely get like six streams dude i don't
1:41 remember the last time are the best they're pretty lit they're very liberating i have sex dreams but i don't come wrong when i was 15 back to my no man we're talking about our own dreams man we're talking about dreams when i was 15 and i hit puberty i was like when i was like in that stage of puberty i was having wet dreams all the time but now that i lucid dream when i realized that i'm lucy dreaming i'm like oh i know what's going on now i'm gonna ████ something oh you're so lucky so then i'll like switch out like i've literally like in between pumps have switched between different girls oh i'm so oh you're so lucky and i got jizz everywhere that's crazy lucid and wet dreamed that's freaking wow that's the highest level of inception yeah you could be an inceptor and you're like a ████ monk dude dude it's pretty it's pretty um you should just self-induce a coma you're dr strange yeah well here's what's great is
2:31 that in this article this guy that's amazing so you want to know huh no i could talk about dreams for hours i'll show you four more and then sorry i started it up the ████ clipping okay it was a good transition this man cut off his own penis in his sleeve while dreaming he was chopping meat he wasn't he wasn't dreaming right yeah oh where'd he get the knife yeah seriously how did he get the knife would you cut coke did he go into the kitchen like i just imagined him going into the kitchen and he's like ooh bratwurst oh
3:21 so a man in ghana has cut his own penis and scrotum off oh it's ghana now damn that was fire cut off his own penis and scrotum in his sleep while dreaming that he was chopping me waking up in horror before calling neighbors scrotum too oh my pain tolerance is too high he's ████ cutting it off while he's sleeping doesn't even know wow well that's why like surgery works right because you're sleeping no but you're numb and ████ yeah yeah that's why it works yeah you're sleeping and now you're not awake no notifications you die so this guy's name is kofi coffee whatever a farmer from this area in south ghana suffered critical injuries in the incident uh after dreaming about slaughtering a goat so you better watch out next time you murdered two people in the bathroom okay i'm glad i don't sleep
4:11 walk the flashlight's after feeling sharp pains coming from his penis and scrotum that must africa and hurt sorry i'm not mad i like it anthony you got no any want to add on i i want to add on but then i'm looking at this quote because uh he he was quoted four days later speaking to uh bbc and stuff but the thing is they oh dude it's like written phonetically can you can you read that line i'm reading the article let the record show cut that part out editor i they sit inside chair way i doze off so as i day
5:01 sleep i dream say i they cut meat way day in front of me what did they do in phonetics that's what i'm saying i'm like why would you quote this phonetically like that but at the same time great job quoting here is a uh a a japanese porn picture that's associated with the uh aftermath it's pixelated oh got it oh no man hi his penis is white why is that uh i think that's a dick cast it was really afraid when he did it so it's freaked now the blood went away sheesh got pale yeah this is that's gotta be you guys ever so they were able to save it no save him that's a true nightmare well he was taken to the hospital for treatment but uh said he may need surgery which he'll
5:51 need to raise the funds for goal fund oh that's why he did it he needed some extra money it's all ████ scary he's starting to go fund me so he can pay for a new car we need a like a new retort insult when people ask for funds just say go fund yourself why can't it all it's always like horrible ████ that happens when you sleepwalk why can't it be the opposite like you like when the lotto like you bought a lotto ticket and you're like oh my god do chores oh the surveillance camera for 7-eleven she says yeah you wake up and you ████ wrote like the best ████ song ever or like you you woke up and then you have a script done like you just go to sleep and then you're productive somehow you're walking around the kitchen and then you're like you bake the cheesecake or something yeah you wake up and your whole room's clean yeah yeah get yourself a sandwich for when you woke up that'd be lit that
6:42 would be cool breakfast sandwich well ████ dietrich used to say that he could he could so lucid dream so well that if he like wrote something a script in his sleep he would like remember the whole ████ when he woke up and it was like done does he feel rested when he woke up though yeah yeah yeah what really do you you lucid dream a lot you said right on occasion it's been a minute yeah right but when you guys lose a dream do you guys feel like well rested when you wake up or do you feel like i need to lose my dream it doesn't feel any different i'm hacking i always feel like i'm extra tired really that's what happens when i feel like i don't sleep if i read before i go to sleep yeah when i'm sleeping i'm just thinking about what i read and i wake up like i ████ didn't even sleep really and then meanwhile your dick's gone yeah yeah yeah dreaming is when you can realize it and control it right the only time i can do that is when i'm flying in my oh in my dream not flying on an
7:34 airplane that's what we meant the minute i know i'm dreaming i wake up so that's how i started lucid dreaming because i would always wake up once i realized oh this is a dream that i wake up i'm just a white belt then yes you gotta work on it he just mastered so here's what you do dog masturbator you once you ████ realize you're dreaming just calm yourself down okay that's how i did it like because i one day i was just like okay you're dreaming relax don't wake up don't wake up don't wake up i consciously told myself that and then i didn't wake up and once i realized i was in it i was like let me go try and fly and i could fly and i'd be like oh i want a hammer in my hand a hammer would pop up and then you start to just start to control your environment and it always leads to sex well it started to because the first time i was 15. i was like no no no no wet dreams when i was 15. free cheating yeah with legal cheating so the first time i did it
8:24 it was with chia because i was like in a dream with her it's a nightmare and then i realized i was lucid dreaming and then i was like my wife is here i can have sex you know what i'm saying so then we started having sex and then it wasn't until like my second lucid dream i was like oh i don't have to have sex with my wife this is a dream so you have less guilt that's oh there's no guilt yeah it's pretty cool i heard uh my homie said that in order for him to break through uh with his lucid dream he gave himself like a totem as well yeah i mean i've seen that on instagram say that did he say that after that movie came out or before the idea of it i did it so this whole goes to sleep with the ████ monopoly toy i think for him it was like a drawing of like happy face on his thumb really yeah it was something like that
9:14 so he sleeps i know he has to do that and then go to sleep i think it's like if he saw the happy face then he knew he was dreaming versus if it wasn't it was some weird ████ like too complicated you guys have dreams every night i would say like now i don't have any ████ dreams and once in a while they pop up i have dreams every night but sometimes i don't know yeah yeah it's hard to remember like in the in the morning when you wake up you remember that you had a dream i like don't count that as a dream when like things happen but you don't remember kind of like you didn't like feel something ████ just happens i feel like that's just like flashes from my brain but when i like uh there's like a plot line even if it doesn't make sense but there's like a progressive experience yeah yeah then it's a dream dog i had a section you know so intense one time and i was right next to chia when it happened but i was like humping in real life like my body was thrusting as you were yelling
10:05 at some other dude's names [Laughter] not my regular dream this was so i'm next to her thrusting until i ████ came and i woke up and i was like did you feel that and she was like yeah and i put and i woke up and as i ████ had nutted and i was like oh was it good for you too did you enjoy yourself soon she was like she's like yeah what was his name this time when i woke up from my dream i was like damn she was scary but i couldn't let go of that there was no conclusion so i had to solve how i was gonna get rid of the body oh ████ when you're awake i was like i'll set arson to the whole house dude that's the worst is when you wake up you wake up with the same process
10:56 from my dream yeah and it's so scary but i had to finish it because it just didn't feel complete and then after yeah that happens a lot though when i do dream and it's unfinished i'm sitting in bed and i have to finish it i i had a dream when i was a kid that um that i was just like laying in my bed this is in the dream i was laying in my bed room looks the same the closet door is open a little bit and there's a guy in there just going oh my god and then when i woke up i woke up to the same ████ guy oh closet's closed oh god oh sh ████ me as a kid i was like oh ████ so it was one of those uh sleep paralysis thing no it was just an actual regular dream but then it was like so what the ████ is in there over the door there's a huge hole um you ever got you ever get like um not
11:46 necessarily just sleep paralysis but you know in your dream when you're trying to run away from something or trying to chase somebody yeah you're slow yeah you can't run so i had like i have that all the time or not all the time but like i have that right and i remember i got bugged out like maybe two weeks ago so bad because i was ████ like for me it's not just like i'm slow i'm like i can't run with my legs so i started like dragging my arms across the street scary to get somewhere and i was like man i ████ suck and i feel so uncomfortable so i finally had to google it you know one source you know what it says what you're gay yes well that's the end of the video it basically talks about how at that part of that deep rem sleep you literally uh have put physical paralysis on your body so your body is literally in a physical position where it's like you can't move but you're mentally aware interesting so
12:38 so there's this like disconnect where you're trying to move in your dream but in reality you physically are incapable moving so that combines into your story over to your i see it's sleep process because your eyes just open right sleep past is the other way around where you're still in that same type of zone where your body has been kind of turned off to rest but then you wake up and you're just like oh ████ you're not just wearing your dream you're just genuine i've never had sleep problems but i've had it where i'm like i'm about to get in a fight with the guy and i'ma ████ you up and i go it's gonna hit you real soon they're at normal speed but we're not that's how they have sleep i'm like getting parallels in the face like 20 times but i'm all ████ because in this in this parallel universe that you're meeting this other person they're lucy dreaming and they're like oh ████ that's ████ bartquart
13:29 [Laughter] doesn't that happen when you have dance dreams like when i if i have dance dreams where i'm like in the middle of like a battle and i can feel like i could win it in the dream i'm just going why could i do any of my moves [Music]
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