0:00 [Music] All right, welcome back everybody to another amazing episode of the Careful Boys. Hey, we always put our money where our mouth is. Mhm. And we have to deliver on something. Again, similar to our tattoo situation, but not quite similar. Do these tattoos? Yeah. Pull them up. Pull them up. How are you missing ink here and here? Cuz I had mosquito bites. Let me see it here. Valaria, you literally got four like holy spots. Yeah, I know. I had mosquito bites. You can't really tell though. Nah. You know what I mean? You got to be close up. You can tell. That being said, what what did we say was going to happen when we hit 200? When we hit 200 followers, we will go to Pakistan.
0:50 We're going to I'm not going to I'm not going to country. I'm not going to Pakistan. No offense on all 200,000 followers on IG. We finally hit it because Joe went on a historical rampage about Okinawa in Japan. Yeah. And karate. And karate. Karate. So, how long? How many days should we go to Hawaii? Yeah. So, we got one week. One week. We're going to work Jumbi, right? That's like the part of it. Can we Can we do that idea where you guys still have your normal line with your employees, but then we have a JK line? Try your luck on like cuz we won't know how any context on how to make the drinks. So if someone orders a drink, we just got to guess. It'll be a random line. Yeah. It'll be like, "Do you guys want the JK special?" Exactly. Oh, wow. So, and then people are like, "I don't know who the ████ you guys are, man. I just want I just want That's Yeah, that's why they got the normal line."
1:40 And it could be like $40 a drink or whatever. And then you guys just make the ████ drink for that. You're like, "Oh, a s█████ drink for $40." And then he has to go get more milk cuz we've been ████ it up. Accidentally pour some like tequila in it. Oh, dude. Now we're talking and I'm like, "Oh, wait. I give it to a kid." Uhoh. We don't have her liquor license. I think I'll be fine. And then um Do we shoot episodes out there? We do. I'll I'll think of like uh like it's like JK family trip adventure, whatever. And then we'll do a bunch of different activities. You guys will work at June. You guys will clean June B. You guys will get the supplies for June B. Are we allowed to film these episodes on that circular stage in front of Jim? No. Damn. We have a show that, you know, I found out uh cuz I try to get a bunch of performers. That stage is owned by um
2:33 one of the biggest like native like land is so their princess or something of the country of Hawaii when it was a kingdom. She created like a trust and they were like there's like this committee that like votes on it and they have all this land in Hawaii. That particular stage that corner has to be um cultural cultural stuff only. Um so it's like a it's like I didn't even know this but I'll talk to we can wear a bunch I'll wear a bunch of hoola ████ Perfect. We'll have this Tommy Bahama shirts back. Yeah. Give me give me the flower necklace thing and uh Yeah. Give me my tie. Hey, you got laid. You got laid. Hey, where's my M my Tai? Where's that guy? Where's the native boy with my Mai? Look at my coconut boobs.
3:23 Hey, give me some puka shells while you're back. Somebody give him this fine spot. That's for him. Hey, the coconuts. Let me get some of those. A little more of those. That'll be fun. That's why I gave you I know how much I gave you. You be nice. I'll give you a tip. Perfect tourist. You come see me in about 10 minutes. We're going to bring another one of these. Yeah, that that stage would have been perfect for like standup comedy or whatever. So, it always has to be like original just live streaming and just like step on the stage for a second. That would be cool if we did a meet and greet Hawaiian lady down and be like so like so who's your god? Like who's your Jesus? Hey, we could be like those uh he's so ignorant American pulls out a shell. We could be like before he goes into a restaurant, aloha, my friends. Yeah. Or
4:15 or I go and I'm like, "Hey, what's that mean?" Huh? Hey, you you there colored boy. What's that mean? You look It's like a Mexican kid. And the Mexican kid like, "I don't know. N I can we do those things where like you know like when they have they set up a table outside with a camera and a mic but then the seat's empty and then we just have our own show but if someone wants to sit down they have to like pay a dollar a minute we interview Oh yeah and then they could just sit down and talk about whatever they be doing some of those things on um in wy ki like street interviews whatever what are you listening to right now I'm listening this this this you got some jams I listen to you, too. Like old school indie Hawaiian stuff. Yeah. Yeah. You guys ever see the bunny guy? He goes bang and then the bunny dies and ████ Yeah. Yeah. He came to my store. What
5:06 the heck? Like you're famous. I know. No, he came up to the register just to do the trick and then walked away. Yeah, that guy. He waited in line just to do What can we do in line? Uh my buddy just bought a boat. Diamond Head Cruises. It's uh so we could just go on a boat ride. He'll he'll do some donuts with the boat. It's like a raft. It's like a highowered raft or a boat. It's a raft is a boat. Like those It looks like those Navy Seal. It looks like those Navy Seal inflatable where they're like invading Cuba with. Yeah. Yeah. It looks like that. And then you can um tactical. Yeah. You could fit like six people. And then you actually the way you sit is you sit like horsey stance. So there's two
5:57 rows and then you sit like this. Yeah. And then there's like little handlebars and ████ like that. And you could ████ haul ass and um we could see we could see whales. I saw whales last time. I love seeing whales. That's you ever see the women in San Antonio? They're going to get mad at you. What can we do? What can we do to make enough those women from that we don't end up in a in a sweat shop deficit after the trip? You know, we're going to be in such a deficit that will never happen. We just give up on this like we're going to get out of the deficit. It's always going to be there. We're a der country. I'm going to say this. I'm going to say this right now because I already see Bart sweating. Okay. One, if it's Hawaii, I don't want to work the whole time. So, for that reason, I'm I'm down to pay my own way there and just do like
6:48 the thing that we owe our fans. I'm filming everything. Let's just live stream. What if we just live stream? Listen, I'm not I'm not going to sit in some ████ Why would we film Why would we film 9 hours of us working at June? We only need an hour and then cut that. Yeah, I don't need to work at June for 9 hours. I'd rather have six JK adventure episodes in Hawaii. But you need to work long enough so that if we're filming live, people see it and they know that we're there. Then ████ the live. Let's just shoot a bunch of random JK adventure stuff and then also why don't we just enjoy ourselves and have a good time for go crazy. We've earned Wo. Hold on. Wo wo. You're talking crazy, man. Look, his his invading Cuba raft, right? We do one of those things, right? I'm in. My my sister-in-law does helicopter tour. Okay. We do one of those. Can we pick some dole pine? I'm not going in a
7:38 helicopter. Why not? You're going in a helicopter for the JK Adventure. Okay. And then and then we go we go eat pig and the lady. Come. We got to go do that, dude. We're just doing brand deals for our family and friends. Uh yeah, that's working. Okay. Well, that's fun. That's working. Okay. Now, picking the lady's ████ fire, dude. So good. Can we release Nick into the dole maze and then try to find him with tasers? I would love to do that. I would love to be around pineapples if we can. Vine with tasers. Wait, that's not legal. So, yeah, we're we're not doing a full day of JB, right? We're doing like an hour. No, we're doing like an hour and a half. Film it while we do 9 hour ████ You guys know how to play Pokemon cards? No, my buddy has a Pokemon card center. We can just ████ battle it out. I'm down to just slap cards down. Someone tells me what happening. So, we got to So, we got to fly somebody out to to film and edit all
8:28 this ████ We'll get Chad to do it. Chad? Would Chad like to do that? Chad? Why? Hey, Chad. Just Chad. Want to go to Hawaii? Duh. This is true. He would film and edit. He got Oh, he wouldn't do that. He wouldn't do it. Ethan and and Rakia. That was They were cool. They did all of our adventures. That's possible. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're What What island are we going? Aahu. Aahu. We could island hop, too. Or we just vlog everything so it's just like even less money. Yeah. The rig helps though. Who's going to edit all that? I know. No, no. We pay somebody to edit. If this was 2017 JK, we would pay for everything for them to go through. We'll figure out. This is 2025 JK, guys. It's a little different. Everyone's got to pay their own way. DJI Osmo. Once we move to LA or once we move from LA to Vegas, I'm going to save so much freaking money come
9:19 doing the show. It's going to It'll work out. I can pay I could pay for I see that. I see that. I don't have a big enough place to uh like house you guys. I don't want to stay. Hannah's not staying there. I'm not sleeping on some floor or some ████ 39 years old. What if is there anybody in Hawaii who does video editing and I don't think we can trust those guys. They want they want the videos done within 3 months. Train you. No, I got a guy but he's from California so we could trust them. Anybody in Hawaii who's got a mansion that wants to house us for a few days. Well, let's some weirdos own mansions. Weird. Real weird. Yeah, they might have to suck some dick or something. He'll be like mahalo. I don't know if I'll be that good at it, but I'll try. I'll give it a call try. Thank you. Are you down to pay for someone to shoot an edit? Yeah. Oo. Not edit though. What? They
10:10 only get Do you want me to pay to shoot package deal or or I just have can edit it? You'll delete guys some bad news. What happened? I don't know where the footage went, bro. It went slowly and it never came back. We all paid our own way and traveled 5,000 miles. That's true. We have to have has to be sure shot. You could take a scuba diving. You have a You got You have a scuba plug. I got a snorkel plug. Get us in the shirt plug. My buddy will take us on the boat and then from the boat he'll he takes us to the snorkel spots. Lit. Hawaii adventure. When do you want to go? You want to go in August? This is logistically and financially feasible. If it's just all boys tripmber all boys trip if it's all boys trip. This is logistically I'm not going to Hawaii
11:00 without Nikki though. That's like sounds what what a waste. Tell her to meet I have to go to Hawaii and then like I don't get to even ████ or nothing. Yeah. No, you get to jack off a lot in your hotel room with the boys in in separate rooms though. Separate room. But you never feel like yay I get some jack off time. Yeah. You don't want No, cuz then it's like Well, my jack off time. No, cuz I get so much ████ now. so much unlimited ████ that now you want jack off time. I didn't think of it like that. I have to try to think about that. You don't get it's like it's not the same. Yeah, it's not as good. No, but when we go to when we go to Hawaii should be ovulating, so you can't be ████ That would be cool. So September like for real. I think we should plan for September for sure. Boys trip to Hawaii is one of the gayest things I've ever heard about. Hey, we could um brothera date. Hey, it's a brothera date. Braza brother. Okay, fine. If all the ladies
11:50 are going, then we work one hour in Juvia and then I won't see you guys until we come back. We got to do our own thing. Yeah, we're all doing our own. You're not wrong. Well, we could do like 3 days of content and then 3 days of just fun time. Yeah, but nobody's going to want to do content when we get our chicks are going to want to be 3 days of doing just waiting around. Well, then they fly in later. Dude, you think we're just master planners like you, huh? What? You think everyone plans like planners? You just do some All you got to do is book some convenient layovers. Who plans who plans the trips in your and your guys' relationship? Nikki does always. I do. Uh I can I can do that. Like do our work first and the girls meet us up later. I could do that. Yeah, that would be cool because Nina's got full time anyway. So she can only do the weekend. So she could fly Friday night and then leave Sunday night. Exactly. Orite. Or you
12:40 just drop these ████ off at the mall and they'll take care of themselves. Mall. You know what I mean? Let's go shop at Limited 2 or something. They always want to go there for so damn long. Let them let them live there for a couple days. Go to J C Penney. Alam Moana Mall is a big mall. They'll get lost. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think these are great ideas. You know what I mean? We could snorkel. How many you guys like hiking? I like hiking. I don't want to hike. Come on, dude. Let's go. Hiking in Hawaii is different. That's even better content if you don't like it. I'm down to walk. I don't want to. How about cuz the hikes I know. If I can see a beach and I can't be on it, I'm going to be pissed the whole time. Hey, but the views. The views. You can see a beach the whole hiking diagonal walking. Send me a picture of the the views, dude. Who's down to skydive? Skydive. How about skydive? I'm down. No, skydiving. Did you skydive there
13:31 before? I've never skyd skydive in my life. Nah, I'm not going. No, but I'm not skydiving, bro. I'd rather uh swim with sharks rubbing me up. You can get a girl. You can request. You can do it then. Yeah. If you're not gay. Do you guys like kayaking? We did a kayak from uh Lanny Kai to this little island and it took a really long time, but it was real fun. It was kind of scary. That's site. I swam to that one. Yeah. You swam there? What the ████ is wrong? The little island with the birds, right? I don't know about birds. Is it flat? But it was like it was like a two-mile kayak like Oh, is it the big one? Yeah. Yeah. Is it a big island or a small one? It's a big island. I walked on water there. Joe's like Joe's like Joe's like a Kmart psychic. He's like Was it Did it It had birds on it, right? Birds on the island. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's trees. Trees and birds. Psychic. No, there's two islands. There's water that
14:21 separates the islands. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's surrounded by water, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That island one. That's a long one. Yeah. I I went to the shorter one. That's still far as ████ So, September. I'm going to the beach, dogs. We could even do two days content, three days fun time. One day content, four days fun content every day. One day content film a bunch of JK adventures. It's more It's more like two days the focused content and then 3 days fun content. You know what we could do that actually makes sense is we could just do JK adventures in Vegas, probably pocket like seven grand and uh have a lot of things. But we're not keeping our promise. You got tattoos, brother. I think everyone will chill out a little bit. We all got real tattoos. Real ones. We can probably just work at JY here,
15:12 too, though. You know, imagine if we we work at Jubie here. We say we're in Hawaii. Wait, that's Irvine. See, I'm in for that shirt on. They were like, "Wow, Hawaii. It's It's so beautiful. They are so fresh here in Westwood." Hey, cash register girl, can you move so that Hannah could stand there? Joe. Joe can't make it cuz he's in a white. Dude, how funny if we revealed that the tattoos weren't real except for yours. Oh, and then we put it on every time. One of us would have found out by now. Yo, that would be sick. That would have been sick. That'd be impressive. I know. And then one day you catch, "Hey, isn't it supposed to be on your other leg?" We're like, "Oh, we put it on the wrong leg." ████ I mean, we're the only ones who don't even have other tattoos. Yeah. This is the only tattoo I have. And sometimes when I wear shorts, I get real
16:02 bummed out. Yeah. Every time I'm at the airport and I have shorts on, I'm like, "Oh my god." You don't have to explain it to anybody recently. Uh I just um when people go like, "Man, that's hard." I'm like, "Thanks, man." I just said that. That's been a compliment you. They're like, "Yo, that looks tight on you." I'm like, "Thanks, bro." And I used to be like, they don't ask what it means. No, I try to I try to like stop the conversation. I try to go, "Yeah, cool." I try to walk away if I can. Hell of Japanese people in Wiki just like squinting and going, "What the f███?" I do get insecure when Japanese people get around and I'm wearing shorts. I like hide behind stuff. My favorite thing is when I was on this cruise last year and this and this drunk Asian chick is like, "That's wrong. Just so you know, it's it's written wrong." And I'm like, "I ████ know, you dumb ████ You dumb ████ c███." That's the joke. [Music] [Laughter]
16:53 But the but the greater joke is you letting it happen. Yeah, that's that's the one that really is way better. The greatest joke is being like, "What? What?" No. What do you think it says? No, she'd already been bugging me for like 25 minutes. I was like, "Oh god, you should be like a little bit like she had like a little diet woke thing going on. You should really say like it can't be wrong. I got it in North Carolina." Right. All right. So, it's settled in, right? We're going to Jim Irvine with Hoola shirts. That's what I'm talking about. Pocket the money. That's what I'm talking about. And we could keep the company alive, I think. Yeah. Lit. That works, too. And then we don't have to bring our wives. Yeah. Don't have to make promises we can't keep to these ████ dude. You guys will have to drive out to Irvine. I'll meet you guys there. You'll go to Hawaii with your friends, but you won't take me to Hawaii. You don't want to hear that ████ I don't want to I'm not even like signing up for anything
17:44 like that, dude. That's Mission Impossible. I do kind of want to experience just that conversation. Why would you want to do that? Lie. Even if it's like, how do you even do it? No, do it right now. Just be like, that's Nina right there. That's Nina. Genuinely be like, I know this I know you're probably going to like not like this that much, but I have to do this for work cuz we promised our fans and when we hit 200,000 followers on IG, I'll give you a better conversation to have. Hey, Nina, I'm sorry to break this to you, but I cheated on you last week. Then you can have a lot of fire and pain and imaginary pain and continue to have that. You put those two in the same category. Well, you like having painful conversations for the ████ of it. You're a ████ That's what you're a ████ You're like you hypo. You just said you said you you're dirty ████ ████ I'm not a ████
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