0:00 literally can't function. It's like finding a ████ Somalian pirate who hasn't ate for ████ 12 days and like, "Hey, do JK News with us." Hey, tell us a story. Yeah, Somalia. Go deeper. Welcome back to an episode of Careful Boys. Today we're going to talk about uh a question that Roxy had for us. I don't know if you guys remember power from Austria. What's up, Roxy? Yeah, she was um she was talking about things that give her a almost like a sexual level of satisfaction, but it's not a sexual thing. Like she had mentioned something about like when puzzle pieces fit together perfectly and you can't even see the scene like Tetris. Oh yeah, that does feel really good. I got a lot of those. Or like maybe like when interest rates go down, do you go No. Holy forever before you pee. Oh, I didn't
0:51 expect that. If you wait till if you hold and you don't pee, you don't pee. You don't pee. You wait till the last minute. Oh. Oh my gosh. Yeah. That's when you put a hand on the wall. I didn't realize that until recently. Hand on the wall is like, "Oh my god." Yeah. That's a big Why does it feel so bad? You see it at Disneyland a lot? Cuz think about you wait forever in line to ride the ride of Disneyland. As soon as you get off rest, see all these guys with their hands on the wall and they're just like, I hate my kids. Does that happen to you when you reach a PR? It's too normal. Okay. Climbs a pole. But can it doesn't when you reach a PR? Climbing poles. Now that's different. The title of this video, things that make us horny when they shouldn't. That's perfect. I like when I um find the perfect spot in the bed. Oh, cuz I think for me I'm pretty particular. Like I get hot fast.
1:42 Oh. Um I don't like it if like uh like I found the flat part of the pillow, you know, like Goldilocks in the bed. Yeah. Yeah. It's like I'm like a get comfortable. But then once I find the spot, I'm like, "Ah, yeah, that's Then I knock out in like 5 seconds." Does that get in Gio's way at all if you're doing that? No. He's like, "I've never thought about that." Well, I fall asleep. I fall asleep really fast. No, you fall asleep before her all the time. I fall asleep so fast. So, she's like um she she'll be like talking to me and then all of a sudden I'm just snoring or I wake up and I start speaking her in Chinese like less than 2 minutes. Yeah. I fall asleep really fast, too. sleep ████ Don't they like scientifically say it's because like our body has been overworked? Shouldn't it take you like 5 to 15 minutes to fall asleep? Oh, I don't know. I think it's just cuz
2:32 I'm good at it. Chinese superpower. Aren't like in the military, aren't most people in the military good at sleeping? I think if you coming out of boot camp, everyone's good at sleeping cuz you're so exhausted. Yeah. But I think for me it's um I think the reason why I sleep at like the joke is like I go go to sleep at 10:00. Oh yeah. It's because my ADHD is crazy. So by the time it's like 7 or 8, my brain's exhausted. You're already dreaming. I'm I'm already like I've been thinking ████ 10,000 thoughts. I'm like, oh my god, I need to ████ shut this down. So it's easy for me to sleep at 10 cuz I feel like I'm like my I think about too many random thoughts. Does it do you get that feeling when like is it like a almost sexual satisfaction when you finally get to go home? You know, when you're like hanging out and you're just like you get in that motive like as soon as you walk in the door. And
3:22 then once we're like, "Hey, all right. I'll see you later." Are you like, "Yes." You mean like last night at the restaurant? I feel like if you're sleepy, that's like the one thing you want to do is get in bed, you know? Yeah. I think it's the the thing you don't get to eat, but when you get to eat it, like I like nachos at the theaters when you dip the whole chip through the cheese and then you get it might you might not believe it, but I don't get to eat that all the time. But when I do it just when that first bite hits your lips food like was it was it better was it better than sex when you got to eat those pizzas when after you did your uh competition? Remember that when you won the swords? Yeah, cuz it's like someone ████ giving her tongue a ████ Cuz it's like someone's grabbing your
4:12 tongue twister like the last like [Music] The last the last 3 4 weeks. That noise is crazy. That had to hit the last 3, four weeks of bodybuilding prep is crazy. You're like ████ at 10 g of fat. You're eating like un unsalted food. It's just protein. Like I have to limit the amount of ████ spinach I can eat cuz even spinach has carbs. So you're like so ████ dialed in, ready to die. Oh, and then so when you when you haven't tasted anything with even flavor cuz you can't even salt your food out at a certain point, then even like like you could be a bag of Doritos and it just blows your ████ socks off. How many days do you have to be that restrictive for? Blows your socks off. Like a week. Like 3 4 weeks. 3 4 weeks.
5:02 Last 3 4 weeks of prep is ████ I mean your dick don't work because you don't have enough fats. Like the you're not even sleeping. You wake up every hour. Hey, but you look ripped though. Yeah, you're ripped. You don't have enough You don't even have enough sleep hormone to go around. So, like it's it's ████ miserable. Can't even function. So, for Jared to come here when he has like the week of the bodybuilding competition, I'm like that guy's Superman. I don't even know how he does to actually hold a conversation. Yeah, that's ████ crazy. Yeah, that's nuts that your brain literally can't function. It's like finding a ████ Somalian pirate who hasn't ate for ████ 12 days and like, "Hey, do JK News with us." Hey, tell us a story. Yeah. Somali. Go deeper. What's your relationship with your mom like? You're doing Somalian pirate ████ the their routine for ████ three or four weeks. I think it's different, but sure. Same same almost. Oh yeah, same. No, but starvation, starvation, dude. It's
5:52 harder for them because they got to do it on the water. It's like when you watch Alone, you see when those guys get towards the end and like it's the same thing, but their willpower is like, "No, I want to stay on the island while stethoscopes on their back." Do you get sick though once you have the first bite or first couple bites? cuz like you're not used you haven't eaten it for the last couple weeks. No. What what is insane uh is your body's rebound is ████ crazy. So I went from one I think like 67 which on stage I was like ████ like so sucked in. In a weekend I went from 167 to 192. Holy ████ A weekend. Cuz I think your body is that just water and food cuz your body is lb of it. Almost 30 red lighting cuz you're redlining cuz your body is in this like I'm about to
6:42 die mode. So I need to store everything. So the amount of bloat I had over the weekend I've never seen before. Like I actually called Jared. I was like, "Dude, is this normal?" Were your feet swollen? No. My whole body looked like I had gout. Yeah. Like it looked like the amount of water that was stored between my skin and my muscle. It looked like I was like ████ bubble wrapped. It looked crazy. Yeah, it was like a toddler. Yeah, like a toddler. You know how they got marshmallow ass ████ like that? Like and ████ Like hella like that. And then you would like press yourself and your finger stays there. I'm like white. I'm like what? Because he's so lean when he's on stage cuz you're not drinking water either, right? Until that. So then you're you're like you're not have no calories, no water. So as soon as you have any of that,
7:32 you're going to just retain. Your body is like, I'm going to die. I need to save every single thing. And it rebounds hardcore at the end. Wow. You're orgasming. Oh my god. No, but you can't orgasm cuz like when your cum's about to come out, it eats it back up for the nutrient. It's eating itself. But then your body realizes it's not going to die. So over the week, it went back down. It was like back down to like 17, whatever. But just that that initial two day, it was crazy to see that rebound. Were you able to pound food down or did you get full quick? You got you got full pretty quick cuz your stomach's like Yeah, cuz after my fast like I couldn't even finish a plate. Dang. Yeah, that I'm like I could pound this real easily. But then I was like why do I feel like finished already? Yeah. Your your stomach literally shrink. Yeah, but I get hungry like in 2 3 hours and then but then the
8:23 food tastes like so good. Yeah, it tastes like like it's never done before. Yeah. when you um teach like a master class and there's like a sea of a hundred people dancing your coro and they're all hitting it. That's pretty tight. Does that give you that? It's ████ amazing. Yeah. It's like an apex of like life for sure. The human experience. I think choreography I always say this in class too. I think choreography is one of the weirdest cultural experiences in the world. It's like you make up a phrase and combination of moves in your head and in your living room or whatever and then you go across the world and like hundreds of people want to mimic it in and all of a sudden you got Russians like moving like what you you could have done anything and they're doing no matter what country I go to it's all Russian type that's tight but it's it's just an insane experience right so you
9:13 know music dance people just like and and it's so um oddly intimate to like not even like know a person's name and they're in the far back corner and might not ever even like say hi to them or anything like that, but like you're in the depths of my like creation in my mind and then moving in sync with me in that moment, it's like pretty outstanding. But to be completely honest, when I'm at the driving range or playing golf and I pure a ball and one swing, that high in that one half a second is way crazier. What? What's pure a ball? What is that? when you perfectly stripe a ball where like it feels like water. You're not hitting swinging and the ball's in the way. Wow. And it doesn't even feel like any impact. So, it feels different than if you don't perfectly like you know exactly you know when you pure it. Wow. It's like when
10:04 people when they get knocked out they say like when I sock somebody it felt like I didn't hit them cuz it's the follow through. Wow. There the chin just goes like it's the same idea. Oh, the same concept. Like when people when they knock somebody out, they're like, I didn't even feel nothing. I just boom right through and then the guy just on the ground like, "Oh ████ he got But it's the most like impactful connection. Like everything lines up to be perfect in that one." And does that feel that way at the driving range or only on course? Both. What up, guys? Come join our Patreon because there's hundreds of videos dating all the way back to 2019. That's right. If you click on the link down below, you can join our Patreon, join us on the Discord, come chat with us directly, have a fun conversation, and this will help support the channel's growth and new ideas. And also tap into our closer community by joining our Discord and get the opportunity to
10:55 suggest video ideas like the ones you've seen. Thank you guys. Join our Patreon. Help us out. Thanks. See you guys there. Say hi to me. Oh yeah. Just that that sens. It's almost like you play the entire ████ sport to find those like milliseconds. Wow. I never thought about it like that. Like you I'll go through like 50 I mean before I would go through like a hundred, you know, swings in order to like get one of those. Now I'll go through maybe like I would say like 25. Oh, that's sounds really good. Yeah. But like people on the PJ tour, they're getting all of them are like that. Three out of every like four, right? Like busting hard every every day. You know what I do to get that feeling? When you keep scratching your back, but you miss and you finally get the dude getting Yeah. Where is it? Where is it? And you're like, "Oh, there it is." A
11:47 back scratch is one of the greatest feelings ever. Especially when the itch travels and you keep on tell I'm always like I'm on lower lower left up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or the massage. But this like they always get you they hit you at the spot at the near the end of your massage. It doesn't last long. They move to another se. Oh my god. Why'd you leave? I'm doing back there like oh sorry your hours. That's probably my my thing is like if I'm laying on the floor just on my phone around the house just like this and then like Smack will just like walk by and then just like she'll just give me a massage without me saying nothing. Does that to me? That's ████ tight. Lucky guy. How often does that happen? Almost every day. What the What the ████ is wrong with you, Nina? ████ ████ Our
12:37 ladies over here like, "Oh, you need to clear the dies. You need Oh, there. Oh, no. But that's cuz we both know that we both like that. So, like, get the ████ out of here. Let's clip this video and send it to jail." Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can you make Can you make this a short? When was the last time that she that Gio gave you massage without you asking for it? Never. Never. No way. Shut up. Without asking. Without asking, I said never. That's a big one. I always got to ask. No way. I'm the outlier in this. For real? No. No. I get all the time, but I always leave like the massage massage gun next to the bed and then when I start using it, she like show like, "Oh, get massage." I'm like, "Yeah." I'm like, "Come, please, please don't be tired. Please don't be tired." Yeah. But unsolicited, unprovoked, like no no massage gun, no no that's
13:28 that's crazy. Oh, that don't ████ happen. Not even ever. I could pray every night. Thing it makes me want to cry. It's so nice. It makes me cry. Yeah, cuz it's you're just doing your own thing and then all of a sudden you just feel a freak. Oh my lord. It's like And you haven't put a ring on it? What's wrong with you? Hey, she hasn't put a ring on me either. Maybe that's the key. You guys put on rings too quick. Say bye-bye to massages after the ring gum. That ████ Imagine I'm just like sitting in the living room just like watching Blood Sport. Yeah. She comes just gives me a massage on her own. Yeah. We She sometimes she sometimes posted on her story that I'm like just laying there and then she'll just go up and just start giving massage. Dude, when I if I'm if my back is turned to tiff, my biggest worry is that she's going to put her fingers in my ass. For real. For real. for real.
14:22 Like that's my biggest worry. So partly that's why I'm not really in the game is cuz I'm like I don't really trust you. I got trust issues maybe. I don't know. How many fingers did she put in there? She likes to do the whole she likes to go this credit card and she ████ she holds her belly and laughs. She laughs how much she How often does it happen to you predict? No, she's good at spacing it out, but it's like I can't I just can't give her the position. You know what I mean? If you're reaching for something in the upper can't let you get close is what I'm telling her. She's going over the pants, right? Yeah. Okay, cool. It's a lose lose if she goes inside. Let's say let's say you guys are both walking upstairs. You're in front of her. What is the rate that she will do that to you? What's the chances? Like 50%. Wow. So, but that's the thing is like
15:12 the stairs you guys go up to. No, but that's I'm just saying if I give her my back. If most of the time I'm standing behind her. No, if you're if you're like 90% of the time. How often are you credit carding her though? Damn. Oh, okay. I think I'm the problem. Are you doing it more? Cuz I'm like 90% credit carding her. Honestly, my favorite game. If we're in a stairwell, I'm slapping cheeks the whole time. Yeah, for sure. 100 poop. I'm just doing stuff like that. 100% of stairs. Me and Smack go up. I'm behind this. I'm smacking cheeks. I'm going the whole time. You're doing ████ Mozart, dude. Yeah, I'm just ████ playing Congos and ████ See, that's why. Damn. I'm the problem. Now we know. Damn. This is This is why it's helpful to like talk out loud sometimes. Do you get that? Do you get the feeling of of nonsexual satisfaction when
16:02 someone taps out when you're No. Well, when someone hits a move that I'm like, God damn. Like when they hit the perfect move or if you're coaching someone and And that's even better if if I could verbally communicate something without telling them or showing them beforehand and they could pull it off. I'm like, we were one for a second. You and me were locked in. How about when um especially and this sounds even crazier, but especially when the little kids do it. Like when the kids could pull off the move and I'm just telling them they could never pull off the move. That's what I'm saying. So like when they get pul or we get through like a breakthrough moment with a kid where like they're just struggling and they're about to ████ cry like always, you know, they're about to cry but they Yeah. But you keep putting but you keep putting them back in the same situation. Yeah. And they fail. They fail. They fail. And then they actually
16:53 do it. And then you lowkey what's fire is the look in their eye cuz they're like, "Oh, there's that moment of like self-belief in their eyes where they're like like, "Oh ████ that's huge. That that's cool." Like that's ████ Does your son do uh You ever look at your son in eye when he when he makes a move? Mhm. Do you look at your son in the eye when he makes a move? He credit cards his son. No, he looks at my He looks at my direction. He'll look at him and be like five bucks. Pay it out. But he like he he choked out a girl. I'm like, "Oh, that's a girl." No, it's all good though. If they're the same weight, it's all good. Yeah, cuz all the girls be beating up boys too sometimes. Wow. What about um what about when you're doing like weight loss uh coaching for somebody that you're that you're coaching remotely and then it's been a month and then their camera's off and then when they turn it on, they turn around, they're all tripped. Usually when they send me like their their comp
17:44 photo, I'm like, "Oh ████ dude." But you could tell by the numbers though. So it's like every week we track certain things. So every week we're tracking. So you kind of know they're already heading down that that trend line. It's usually cool when it's like they keep having a problem, keep having a problem, and then they eventually solve that issue or they figure it out. They figure that like, "Okay, I just need to be consistent with it." That's when I get really excited. That's really cool, too. But what I really turns me on is like when we're driving, and I've talked about this before, I'm trying to exit. There's two cars ahead of me. They're They need to merge on their highway. They need to get on the highway. I need to exit. And we do it perfectly. Oh. Oh. Like talk gun style. You read each other's minds like F-16s and ████ Yeah. I know what you're talking about. You were in formation. I know what you're talking about. That's when you drive by, you ████ You thread the needle. Oh, brother. There's
18:35 nothing better than that. Nothing better than that. Do Do you get that feeling when you make a drink at Jumbia and it goes the right recipe? Yeah. Does it give you that? Yeah. Yeah. No. No. No. I don't care. Thumbs up. I don't care. So whether they went m or it doesn't affect you at all. As long as they already paid when everyone's in sync that Oh, go in sync. Like there's like a flow. That's what it is. It's like a workflow. Zen state flow in sync with people is when you hit that flow state like from the register to the ████ like we just had a a launch with the with the collab. That was crazy. That line was nuts. Yeah. And then we'll do like 50 orders per uh per hour. And then dude, but each
19:27 orders an hour. Yeah. It's like multiple drinks plus merch plus whatever. And we have a little system going. So I'm just watching this this round. How much would you make on a debut day like that where like that day where the line goes, uh maybe like 25 grand? Damn. Yeah. Sorry. For one day. Holy moly. Yeah. But it trickles. So it's like that's the launch day. So then boom, boom, boom. It's so it's like a nice week, you know, of like good sales, but like um the flow of it of like it's not chaotic and it almost feel like we're efficient, but it almost feels too chill cuz everyone's flowing. It's like when you see a Chinese factory, right, and then the assembly line is like pop, but they're like talking while they're dipping dildos and paint and stuff like that. So it actually feels slow, but what's the
20:19 output is extremely fast. But when you have a bad team or untrained team or people don't know their roles, you could do half of that speed and they're stressed out. Oh, what about when you catch the perfect wave, brother? I never did that. I must feel like I'm not I never I never caught a good wave. But I bet when you do it's going to be like, holy. Those are good when you're just like you you stand up and then you're on your board for 1 second longer than you thought you could do it. The one time I went surfing, I caught a wave on accident, pure accident, and it took I was on the board for like it felt like 30 seconds and I was cruising all the way to the to the to to the shore and I was like, "Holy ████ this is all I want to do now." Like for real. Like you feel that that feeling is crazy. It scared me cuz I was like, "F███, this is why
21:09 people surf all the time." Like I think it feels better to like barely do accomplish something on something that you suck. Yeah. When you land a move when you land a move like your craft, right? Yeah. It's like It's like when you That's why people chase white belts. Mhm. Yeah. Cuz then that if you get that first stripe on your white belt and whatever you do, that's probably the highest feeling you ever feel. That's true. Then you get into the depths of it and you're like, "Oh, f███." I assume like the first time like when I first started breaking I remember the first time I got a continuous windmill. Oh my god. That was probably one of the greatest feelings I ever got in dance. Yeah. Or like sticking a freeze the first couple times. Oh my god. Yeah. Just in. It's like literally ecstasy overdose. That's true. That's true. That's true. I think uh when you're leaving your tax lady and you realize you don't owe as much as you thought. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good
22:00 one. That's good. every year. Owing less taxes is one of the when you're like, "Oh, I thought I was going to pay double." Oh my god. Oh, owing less taxes is you get this like jittery feeling like you're about to change cuz you're so stressed going into it. You're so like on edge when the cop doesn't write you a ticket, but you already got the freaking feeling getting pulled over. I feel I don't know what that feels like. I've got literally every dumb ticket note to man. You've never had like a I'll just give you warning. Yeah. Meanwhile, I'm driving like a maniac most of the time. Stupid.
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